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Politics › Re: Supreme Court Over, Back To Reality by keymatt(m): 11:02am On Oct 27, 2023
Our agbado brothers will soon escape to Somalia for green pastures. grin

Politics › Re: Rule Of Law: Nigeria Slips By Two Points, Ranks 120th In 142 Countries — WJP by keymatt(m): 10:57pm On Oct 25, 2023
We agbadorians don't care about points. All we know is that our god Tinubu is president.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: The US Dollar Closes Today @ N1,310 To A $ by keymatt(m): 8:07am On Oct 25, 2023
Our god Tinubu is doing wonders. We Agbadorians are happy with him. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Another Peter Obi Detractor Is About To Eat The Humble Pie. by keymatt(m): 8:05am On Oct 25, 2023
Undercover agbado urchinn. cheesy cheesy grin
Autos › Re: Brand New Bullet Proof Lexus Lx600 2023 With Vip Seat @420 Million by keymatt(m): 1:47pm On Oct 24, 2023
N400 million huh Shey this car go outrun satan and escape spiritual attack huh
Politics › Re: Tinubu Files Objection To The Release Of His FBI Files In US Court (Photos) by keymatt(m): 6:54pm On Oct 23, 2023
ebexofficial:
Clear conscience fears no accusation
We Agbadorians disagree.
Business › Re: Naira Crashes To ₦1,210 To US Dollar by keymatt(m):
We Agbadorians are not bothered by the current exchange rate. In fact, even if it reach N5000 we don't care. All we know is that it's our duty as patriotic agbado citizens to make the necessary sacrifice for our god Tinubu to turn Nigeria to Dubai.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Corrects A Twitter Fan For Saying Igbos Are Isrealites by keymatt(m): 4:20pm On Oct 23, 2023
Who takes rhinoceros serious huh
Politics › Re: Tinubu Files Objection To The Release Of His FBI Files In US Court (Photos) by keymatt(m): 4:12pm On Oct 23, 2023
We Agbadorians are not happy with people trying to expose our god. We'll teach them political lesson.
Politics › Re: 10 Companies That Shutdown Over Worsening Economy by keymatt(m): 4:09pm On Oct 23, 2023
kettykings:
The people who vowed to bury the igbo nation have ended up burying and sealing their fate
We Agbadorians will bury Igbos and teach them political lesson even if it means us living without food for 4 years 🍲. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 10 Companies That Shutdown Over Worsening Economy by keymatt(m): 4:06pm On Oct 23, 2023
We Agbadorians are not bothered at all about the economic calamity in Nigeria. All we know is that our god is a master strategist.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: What Transpired In Supreme Court Today by keymatt(m): 4:03pm On Oct 23, 2023
tolue42:
Go down where? You people are really funny 🤣🤣🤣
wait and see. Your god is going down. 😎
Politics › Re: Removal Of Fuel Subsidy Will Bring Investments, Make Nigeria Prosperous – Tinubu by keymatt(m):
We Agbadorians are happy with the sufferings and hunger in the land. Just like pregnancy is painful for a time till delivery, we agbado people know the suffering in the land is just for a time before our lord and god, Tinubu turn Nigeria to Dubai.
So people complaining about hardship in Nigeria are unpatriotic. Even if dollar becomes N10,000 and fuel ⛽ reaches N7,000 per liter, we'll be happy.

Long live our god, Tifnubu, the master strategist of our time. grin grin grin


The above is something abgadorians will say. grin grin Aren't they wonderful set of creatures? 🤣
Politics › Re: Removal Of Fuel Subsidy’ll Bring Investments, Make Nigeria Prosperous – Tinubu by keymatt(m): 3:51pm On Oct 23, 2023
We Agbadorians are happy with the sufferings and hunger in the land. Just like pregnancy is painful for a time till delivery, we agbado people know the suffering in the land is just for a time before our lord and god, Tinubu turns Nigeria to Dubai.
So people complaining about hardship in Nigeria are unpatriotic. Even if dollar becomes N10,000, we'll be happy.
Tifffnubu till 2027. 😎
Politics › Re: Tinubu: What Transpired In Supreme Court Today by keymatt(m): 3:43pm On Oct 23, 2023
Tifffnubu going down.
We Nigerians say no to political criminal and international certificate forger. 😎
Politics › Re: Sheik Dr Ahmad Gumi To Raise Donations For Palestine In Gaza by keymatt(m): 12:55pm On Oct 21, 2023
Whatabout victims of fulani herdsmen terrorist attacks huh
Politics › Re: Why Have They All Hibernated? by keymatt(m): 10:58am On Oct 21, 2023
Those urchinns are now struggling with poverty and hunger thanks to Tinubu's agbado economics grin gringrin

The tables have been turned. May Tif.nubu's regime favor we Obidients and our families. cool
Romance › Re: Where Can I Find Olosho Joints In Kaduna? by keymatt(m): 10:49am On Oct 21, 2023
shortIGBOman:
Talk to any Igbo lady you see. Either married or single. Offer her small money and you go fvk tire
It's just a small tiny line separating your little brain from that of a goat 🐐
Romance › Re: Any South Africa Girl Here. by keymatt(m): 10:47am On Oct 21, 2023
Sirchiboy:
I heard you girls work on your yanch with silicon.
Is it true
With all the problems of hunger, starvation, death etc agbadorian ostriches brought on Nigeria via mandate theives, na girl yansh dey worry you huh
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is The Emilokan Of Cluelessness As Naira Hits All-time Low by keymatt(m): 8:34pm On Oct 20, 2023
Where are those hungry agbadorians huh They should come and explain how their god made naira tissue paper in less than 6 months. grin
Politics › Re: We Support Move To Employ Israeli Security Outfits In Abuja – Hausa Group by keymatt(m): 8:31pm On Oct 20, 2023
The real owners of Northern Nigeria have spoken. Waiting for agbadorian u.rchins and supporters of invaders to grumble and call them IPOB. grin grin grin
Education › Re: Tinubu Okays Release Of Four Months Withheld Lecturers’ Salaries by keymatt(m): 8:22pm On Oct 20, 2023
4 wetin huh The international forger should pay all outstanding salaries of lecturers before we take him serious.
Politics › Re: Kano & The Palace Is Your Home —Emir Of Kano Thanks Peter Obi For His Visit by keymatt(m):
Man of the people cool
Unlike one international forger who smuggled himself into Aso Rock. grin grin grin

We'll, over to our hungry agbadorian friends to come and say stupid things as usual.
Politics › Re: God Forbid We Accept A Christian As Minister Of FCT, Abuja Is For Muslims by keymatt(m): 7:26pm On Oct 20, 2023
Muslim-Muslim ticket exposing secret things from janjawiid party. cool
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Spotted Walking Freely In The Street Of Onitsha, Anambra State by keymatt(m): 7:21pm On Oct 20, 2023
Hungry urchinns from Agbadorian Kingdom will not be happy with this since their god need heavy security presence to even enter car. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Moves To Block FBI, CIA, U.S. Agencies From Releasing Files - Gazette by keymatt(m): 10:26pm On Oct 18, 2023
Okoroawusa:
Losers don start another masturbating. School records format don cast
This one has sacrificed his brain 🧠 for Tinubu scraps. grin grin

Politics › Re: Tinubu Moves To Block FBI, CIA, U.S. Agencies From Releasing Files - Gazette by keymatt(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2023
Wetin dey worry this international forger and what is he afraid of huh grin grin I thought his agbadorian u.rchins claimed he's a master strategist huh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Politics › Re: NADECO - USA Drags Tinubu To ECOWAS Over Alleged Certificate Forgery by keymatt(m): 8:17pm On Oct 18, 2023
Yes O! The International forger must go to jail. cool
Autos › Re: Brand New American Spec Lexus Lx600 2023(black On Black) @245 Million Last by keymatt(m): 8:14pm On Oct 18, 2023
Over N200 million huh I fit enter heaven direct with am huh
Crime › Re: Amotekun, Others Clash With Herdsmen In Oyo by keymatt(m): 4:20pm On Oct 17, 2023
But but but... Where are the cows? grin
Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Hated Politician In Nigeria? by keymatt(m): 4:02pm On Oct 17, 2023
The coconut 🥥 head master and lord of agbadorians. grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Won The 2023 Election, Tinubu came a distant third - Babachir Lawal by keymatt(m): 4:01pm On Oct 17, 2023
Obiedun:
Then let him be the president of Agulu town union.
After Tif.nubu is thrown in jail, he will become president of drug barons association of Nigeria. grin

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