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FamilyRe: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by keymatt(m): 7:49am On Jul 24, 2023
Nazgul:
Shut up your dirty mouth jare.

You're encouraging someone who comes to a faceless forum to advertise that she wants to give up her daughter for adoption, and you want me to believe that it's normal.

Do you know what having a child means, a 10 year old daughter for that matter, and she's expecting someone here, a total stranger to send her a DM so she can waybill her daughter to the person and somehow you don't see anything wrong with that.

If you have nothing sensible to say, don't ever quote me in your life.
The way you talk shows that you are totally not exposed to life. If not you wouldn't be talking like this. You've no idea what people are going through daily just to survive. I've have seen situations where people give up their children to total strangers. Literally meet total strangers on the street. All because of overwhelm pressures. Do you have any idea how it feels to be unable to support yourself, talkmore of your own child?
Cut the OP some slag. We're not perfect but when one is in desperate situation, it's up to us to rally round and support the person. If we do this, the rate of suicide all over the country will drastically reduce.
Car TalkRe: Young Nigerian Man Recreates His Own "Mercedes G Wagon" (Pics/Video) by keymatt(m): 7:15pm On Jul 23, 2023
Jennyclay:
Rubbish and nonsense!!!
Go and make your own make we see.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Has Gone Rogue In Nigeria by keymatt(m): 6:01am On Jul 23, 2023
BabaRamota1980:
Obi congratulates FIFA Women Squad
Obi spends birthday with refugees
Obi congratulates Mmesoma
Obi congratulates student in China
Obi praises woman who returned 70,000
Obi celebrates graduate in Russia
Obi speaks at Catholic conference


Obi soon to file appeal with Supreme Court on PEPT judgement

Edited
Obi makes donation central mosque Onitsha
This one is under torment and lamentation because of Obi. 🤣 The so called structuresless man them agbados claimed he is. grin
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Bashir Threatening Civil War by keymatt(m):
This boy and many of his likes are the reason why Nigerians are suffering terribly today. Bashir is the type that will support the Devil as long as the devil is a member of his religion or ethnicity. That's the bane of the country's underdevelopment.
The good thing about the ongoing operation SHEGE by thief Tinubu illegitimate regime is that Tinubu is now becoming very very unpopular nationwide. For a man who stole someone's mandate, that's a terrible situation. People are now looking forward to the Courts to do the needful 😎
When Tinubu is expelled from Aso Rock, Nigeria will be thrown into thunderous jubilation!!!! 😎
FamilyRe: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by keymatt(m): 11:35am On Jul 22, 2023
Nazgul:
Rather than look for a job, or learn a skill to cater for yourself and daughter, you're looking for a short cut to escape the mess you made.

The father has absconded and left the whole responsibilities for you, that why you feel it's completely normal to give up your 10 year old daughter for adoption on a faceless forum to a total stranger?

I'm sorry to say this, but you're not a responsible person, if you were you would have know that there are perverts lurking around who would happily accept that child for the sole purpose of making her their intimacy gadget, there are ritualists who wouldn't blink an eye lid before considering to use her for rituals, there are demons, who would beat, torture and make life miserable for her.

Better go out there and get a job to take care of that child. If you want help, look for the father or any member of his family.
Not everyone is a pervert and ritualist. There are kind hearted people on this forum.
FamilyRe: Please Kindly Adopt My Daughter by keymatt(m): 11:29am On Jul 22, 2023
nickyvil:
Okay I will accept now
GOD bless you abundantly for helping the Lady. If we have more people like you in Nigeria, the country will be a great place to live.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Has Lost Control Of The Economy Very Early by keymatt(m): 10:52am On Jul 22, 2023
What is happening to Thief Tinubu regime is nothing but nemesis. This is how Karma deals with mandate thieves. 😎
PoliticsRe: I Am Not Happy With The Quality Of Peter Obi's Reply Written Address by keymatt(m): 6:23pm On Jul 21, 2023
Philgafauto:
Even though i knew this was the end of the road legally for Peter Obi since i saw Wole Olanipekun's written address, i expected more from Peter Obi's lawyers. While i may be a junior colleague of theirs, i am not happy with the quality of the brief. The address lacks coherence, logical flow and is filled with grammatical errors.

I sure will not add that kind of low quality written address to my library. I wont say more than that.

We await the just dismissal of the petition. I urge any interested person to compare and contrast the quality of Wole Olanipekun's written address to the filed by Peter Obi's lawyer. Let the difference in logic, flow, clarity and coherence be the decider.

I wish Peter Obi well. He has tried but, legally, this is an anticlimax to the expected legal fireworks from his lawyers. I am disappointed.

Have a nice weekend evreybody.
This Urchiin againhuh grin Why are you agbados so obsessed with Peter Obi?
Anyway, hope you have your agbado ID card for buying cheap fuel ⛽? 🤣 🤣 🤣
PoliticsRe: Youth Party (YP): INEC Registers New Political Party by keymatt(m): 10:42pm On Jul 20, 2023
Warldbest:
APClite, just to lure the youths.
2days to next election they will still merge with APC
You've a very intelligent 🧠 brain. Youth Party is just another useless branch of APC. The janjawiid party can continue to deceive themselves.
Youth is Labour Party and Labour Party is Youth. 😎
PoliticsRe: All Eyes On The Judiciary Billboard Seen Benin by keymatt(m): 7:48am On Jul 20, 2023
AssCraver:
This is the card. I learnt it serves them well. We obedients need to get this card too so we can buy things cheaper
grin grin grin grin Agbado Card 💳 is a gift from theif Tinubu for our 8K package. 🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Huge Crowd In Lagos Filing Station Selling Cheap Fuel (photo) by keymatt(m): 9:05pm On Jul 19, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Close this thread. Lol.
Hope say you get ur own agbado ID card. No miss this cheap fuel o! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Huge Crowd In Lagos Filing Station Selling Cheap Fuel (photo) by keymatt(m): 9:03pm On Jul 19, 2023
E be like say make I become Urchiin go collect my own agbado ID card. Who no wan cheap fuel ⛽ grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: All Eyes On The Judiciary Billboard Seen Benin by keymatt(m):
Tinubu the armed robber will soon be expelled from Aso Rock!!!!!! 🙌 😎😎😎😎😎😎


Modified:
To u.rchins quoting me, hope your agbado ID cards is serving you well in this era of renewed SHEGE in fuel price grin grin grin grin
In case you don't know, when you get to the filing station, just flash your agbado card confidently to the attendants and you'll be given fuel at N200 per Litre. As a bonafide Urchiin, you'll get cheap fuel ⛽ anywhere in Nigeria. cheesy
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 10:08am On Jul 19, 2023
DevilsEqual:
Another he-gbo wailing thread..this is the 5th he-gbo wailing thread for the day

Isnt there any ipob member with basic economics knowledge?

How would u not remove a subsidy that wasnt even paid for by the outgoing govt in the first place

Spits on flat-inos cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Anyone against Tinubu is Igbo according to una Urchiin logic. And people think agbados have a brain 🧠 grin
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 9:55am On Jul 19, 2023
KanwuliaExtra:
Are we surprised? grin
Agbado - Ewans are feeling the heat and forced to smile while eating SHYTE!

Muchechechecheche
Have you not heard? Urchiins are spared from operation shege thanks to their agbado ID card 💳 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 9:44am On Jul 19, 2023
superCleanworks:
What suffering? Nigerians have not reached suffering yet, this one is still honeymoon.
There is still traffic everywhere and everybody went is still going to their office to work with same salary with no complains and this is how it will be even if NNPC raises the price to 2500 per liter.
Suffering and hardship 2.0 is still testing the 🎤
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 9:40am On Jul 19, 2023
Tochi3:
Shey you have shouted awalokan at filling stations with your agbado card huh
grin Urchiin life have been made so much better thanks to Agbado ID Card. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 9:38am On Jul 19, 2023
yarimo:
And where were you
How much was the bag of rice in 2015? How much is it under under your agbado president select? 😎😎
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 9:35am On Jul 19, 2023
Guestlander:
They claim to be millionaires but they have been crying the loudest since the subsidy removal.
Most of them in reality doesn't even own a bicycle not to mention a car.
See this one wey no get wheelbarrow dey talk grin
Research has shown that people who support criminals and armed robber politicians are thugs and wretched people who only survive on scrums from their pay masters.
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 9:30am On Jul 19, 2023
helinues:
Just wondering why be say na the acclaimed Bullionaires dey cry of hardship
Because unlike agbados who only care about themselves, we Obidients identify with the sufferings of Nigerian people.
PoliticsRe: N620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 11:21pm On Jul 18, 2023
With never seen before suffering, I hope Nigerian people brains have been formatted from tribalism virus and are now disease free to spot a genius and a dollard during presidential campaigns sad grin
PoliticsN620 Per Litre: SUFFERING TRIPLED ONE MONTH AFTER TINUBU SWEARING IN by keymatt(op): 11:11pm On Jul 18, 2023
You be the judge. 😎



Year | Govt |International oil price | Local fuel price/li|
2015 GEJ $120. N87

2023 TBAT $80 N620




GEJ must be a GENIUS, how did he do it? 🤔
PoliticsRe: Fuel Price Increase: #RenewedShege #Shege Trend On Twitter, Facebook, Tiktok by keymatt(m): 9:41pm On Jul 18, 2023
A mandate thief will always be a a Theif. Enjoy your Thief Tinubu.
Renewed SHEGE 2.0 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
PoliticsRe: ₦‎620 Per Litre: This Isn’t What We Voted For, Tinubu’s Supporter Laments by keymatt(m): 9:17pm On Jul 18, 2023
It's a BIG LIE! Tinubu u.rchins are exempted from the fuel price increase. I just saw one agbado buy 50 litres of fuel for N2000. He was wearing agbado ID Card. grin
PoliticsRe: Petrol Hits N620 Per Litre In Kano, Motorists Desert NNPC Station by keymatt(m): 1:27pm On Jul 18, 2023
sanpipita:
Ronu isn't going to save anyone from the renewed shege, more to come.
agbados are seriously enjoying Tinubu regime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
PoliticsRe: Petrol Hits N620 Per Litre In Kano, Motorists Desert NNPC Station by keymatt(m): 1:24pm On Jul 18, 2023
It's a LIE. I saw agbados buying fuel ⛽ at N50 per liter. All they did was flash their agbado-Urchiin ID card 💳 grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Victory Would Be Upheld At The SC by keymatt(m): 11:35am On Jul 18, 2023
Faber:
I don text am, currently listening 🎧 to Mr Funny jokes...the code dey work. Olodo helinues🤣🤣
Correct guy 😎🤣
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Victory Would Be Upheld At The SC by keymatt(m): 7:25am On Jul 18, 2023
For more jokes, text Helinues Agbado to 419 grin

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