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Fashion › Re: Nose Piercing, Waist Beads A Turn-on For Me (photos) by keymatt(m): 11:22am On Jul 08, 2023
iExplore:
I don't understand how nose piercing and waist beads are turn offs for some men.
I find them sexy and very attractive. Why do some men hate them?

Future wifey (if there will be one) will surely have nose piercing
You no know say waist beads, nose rings, leg chain 🔗 etc na marine products? If you do mistake marry marine girl wey dey wear these things, your own don finish. Na so she go cage you like chicken 🐔 for her kingdom. You no go live a fulfilled life.
Politics › Re: Court Restrains Kano Government From Inviting or arresting Ganduje by keymatt(m): 9:14am On Jul 08, 2023
Corruption flourishing so well under Thief Tinubu. But nevertheless, rise in Corruption under the thief will favor me and my family. - Agbado. grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Subsidy Removal Drags Down Petrol Consumption By 28% by keymatt(m):
In other words, Nigeria's business environment has shrinked by a whooping 28% just one month after the mandate thief sneeked through the roof into Aso Rock. 🤣
...but nevertheless, it will still favor me and my family.
Sign
Agbado. grin grin grin

Car Talk › Re: These Are 13 Used Cars To Avoid At All Costs (but They’re Not Entirely Bad) by keymatt(m): 10:19am On Jul 07, 2023
Make I pack here small see what's up.
Me I know say the high cost of vehicles under theif Tinubu will favor me and my family. 😎
Health › Re: Trouble In Health Sector As Drugs, Cost Of Care Spike By 150% by keymatt(m):
The high cost of panadol and care treatment under the mandate thief will favor me and my family - agbado 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Fani Kayode: The EU Are Nothing But Big Losers by keymatt(m): 9:19pm On Jul 06, 2023
Ever since US President refused to congratulate Thief Tinubu, agbados have not been themselves. Now EU don take add serious pepper for their gari grin grin grin
Theives will always be behave like theives. 🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Heavy Security As Pro-Tinubu Protesters Storm EU Secretariat by keymatt(m): 9:02pm On Jul 06, 2023
They claimed they won yet they're protesting grin No be madness be dis 🤣🤣🤣
This propaganda protest by supporters of mandate thieves only proves the insecure nature of dem agbados. grin grin
They know deep in their hearts that Tinubu never won 2023 presidential elections. The one in Aso Rock is a Mandate Thief. grin grin
Properties › Re: My Room Transformation Progress With Cost Breakdown(Photos) by keymatt(m): 3:04pm On Jul 06, 2023
Pop your ceiling and your room will look wow cool
Politics › Re: Forfeited $460,000 Was A Civil Matter: Tinubu's Witness, Bamidele Tells Tribunal by keymatt(m): 7:12pm On Jul 05, 2023
DesignMaestro:
Obifools are allover the thread celebrating already. It is this your gragra nature that always end in humiliation for you guys.

Bamidele didn't say anything different from what had been said before as far as the forfeiture case is concerned.

Neither Tinubu nor any of his associates has ever before denied that the forfeiture was for drug related case. The point is he was never convicted for drug or any criminal offence in the USA. The forfeited money was traced to some third party who were convicted of drug trafficking offences. Whether he was directly or indirectly involved in drug trafficking is nothing but mere conjecture since no single evidence to prove that he was charged to court or convicted of drug related offence.

So, don't be too excited about this, because:
1. He was never convicted by a US court

2. The incident happened some thirty years ago (the constitution says not more than ten years)

3. He was never found guilty of any criminal offence by any Nigerian court and has no forfeiture case in Nigeria.
Let me ask you a simple question two years old 🧓 can answer. Is forfeiture a punishment for wrong doing? YES OR NO?
Celebrities › Re: Ice Cube With His Son Then And Now by keymatt(m): 11:14pm On Jul 03, 2023
He looks older in 2012 compared to 2023 shocked
Romance › Re: "I Love Her"- Victor Hugo Mayor Of Mexico Town Marries Female Crocodile (video) by keymatt(m): 9:05pm On Jul 03, 2023
Mad man see Lover/wife, Nigerians see Bushmeat/pepper soup. grin grin
Politics › Re: Alex Otti In A Picture With Tinubu Portrait by keymatt(m): 8:48pm On Jul 03, 2023
SpatialKing:
That would be added as achievement right... 😂
Na you sabi them agbados. Na them count buhari's body odour as achievement. 🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Alex Otti In A Picture With Tinubu Portrait by keymatt(m): 8:38pm On Jul 03, 2023
You claimed you won election yet you're crying for recognition huh No be madness be dis? Even local thieves hate recognition 🤣 🤣 🤣
Agbados are mad grin grin grin mandate thief wey not get direct congratulatory call from American President na president huh grin grin
Politics › Re: Witnesses Absent As INEC Defence Of Tinubu’s Victory Starts On Shaky Note by keymatt(m): 2:54pm On Jul 03, 2023
You go blame them? 🤣 Who'll want to defend a criminal organization like INEChuh
Only harden criminals who have sold their souls to the devil 👿 will defend EyeNeck.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Presidency In 30 Days: Increased Hardships, Rising Hopes! by keymatt(m): 10:07pm On Jul 01, 2023
I remember when zombies used to discredit portfolio investors during GEJ's govt. The same group of zombies now Urchiins and supporters of mandate thieves are welcoming the very portfolio investors they spoke against. grin this people no get shame at all. 🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: What Does Peter Obi Really Want? by keymatt(m): 5:27pm On Jul 01, 2023
felifeli:
*The observations of an innocent Bystander:*

*THE LP/OBI DRAMA:*

Out of a total of 176,000 polling units, you provided only 46,000 polling agents. (This means you were not present, and have no evidence in 130,000 Polling Units nationwide, and you imagine that 46,000 is greater than and will upturn 130,000)

You listed a 50 man witnesses. You presented only 5 .

The 5 presented are:
1. An International Data Analyst
2. A Channels TV Staff
3. A Professor in Mathematics
4. An Arise Tv Staff
5. An AIT Staff

There is not a single person (amongst your witnesses who is directly) connected to the election you are contesting its result.

All are busy body third party hearsay witnesses (none is an eye witness with primary source or evidence).

When I told you to ignore this case and the clowns gathered as lawyers, you think it's a joke.
What do you think these witnesses will amount to?

People testifying as witnesses in an election (in which they were not present but) they participated only on TV sets, *are all you have and rely on*

Ok naaa.

Let's watch and see.
This is how zombies spread fake news. Who told you LP had 42000 agents huh FYI, LP had more agents than the entire theives party.
Politics › Re: Dangote Refinery. When Is It Refining Fuel. We have heard nothing by keymatt(m): 5:22pm On Jul 01, 2023
Renewed SHEGE 2.0. grin
Una never see anything yet. Keep waiting for Dangote refinery. grin
Politics › Re: Ex-service Chiefs To Get Four Bulletproof Suvs, 20 Domestic Aides, 36 Soldiers by keymatt(m): 5:16pm On Jul 01, 2023
legba1:
Is this package about APC or TINUBU? Its a culture that had been around for a while and is being reviewed from time to time. Except it is changed tomorrow, the practice will continue indefinitely..
In order words, mandate thief Tinubu is going to continue the legacy of looting huh
Politics › Re: Fuel Subsidy Removal: How Are You Struggling To Maintain The 3 Meal A Day Route by keymatt(m): 10:28am On Jul 01, 2023
3 meal a day family feeding plan died a violent death when APC took over in 2015.
Today under Renewed SHEGE 2.0, if manage to buy and drink kunu as dinner, you're lucky. Many families today go to bed without food no thanks to Mandate Thieves. sad
Politics › Re: Ex-service Chiefs To Get Four Bulletproof Suvs, 20 Domestic Aides, 36 Soldiers by keymatt(m):
... And dem agbado Urchiins no get wheelbarrow.
Is this how mandate thieves intent to cut Nigeria's bleeding resources? huh

Anyway, 4 bullet proof SUVs, 20 domestic aids, 36 security guards and billions of naira in severance package for EACH ex service chiefs (thieves) will favor ME AND MY FAMILY - U.RCHINS 🤣🤣🤣


Renewed SHEGE 2.0 grin grin grin
Business › Re: Nigeria Stock Market At Highest Level In 15 Years, Gain 18.9% In The First Half by keymatt(m): 8:39pm On Jun 30, 2023
Every body can now afford to pay rent, buy fuel and send children to school with ease.
This regime will favor me and my family. - Agbados. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Deletes Tweet Where He Referred To Bola Tinubu As President by keymatt(m): 7:38pm On Jun 30, 2023
Basic123:
Really 😆



That is just 1/5 of pain you and other idiots feel whenever Tinubu is addressed as president. The worst is seeing your virtual reality president addressing him as one 😆...you have to bark like dogs to bully him into Silence
We Nigerians don't care if Tinubu is your ruler. But as far as sane human beings across the world are concerned, Tinubu is a BIG thief 😎
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Deletes Tweet Where He Referred To Bola Tinubu As President by keymatt(m): 7:30pm On Jun 30, 2023
chuksanambra:
Obi talks without thinking
He lies without conscience
He tweets without using his brain

Obi is proof that lies can take you up and the same lies will bring you down.
Why Obi matter dey pain agbados like this one huh Why huh🤣 🤣 🤣
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Deletes Tweet Where He Referred To Bola Tinubu As President by keymatt(m): 7:27pm On Jun 30, 2023
E pain agbados say Peter Obi doesn't see Tinubu as President. grin Anyway, Obi has the right to delete a tweet written in error. No sane human being with correct brain 🧠 will call a mandate thief President. 😎
Politics › Re: Why Is Tinubu And His Men Trying To Severe The SE/SS Bond? by keymatt(m): 12:59pm On Jun 30, 2023
SangoOlukosoOba:
🤣🤣🤣🤣


What left to severe?

The SS are politically ahead and have already, and still showing support for His Excellency, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR)

Why would anybody want to do such at this point when it’s not of relevance, or do we say that is being done against 2031 elections?uni


Everyone has moved on!
Agbados like the one above 👆 are just jealous of the indivisibility bond between SE and SS, hence their resort to begging SS to love them even after what they did to GEJ govt. grin
Politics › Re: How northern Muslims Celebrated Eid (Sallah) across Nigeria (photos) by keymatt(m): 9:57pm On Jun 29, 2023
These are children of northern elites (oil/subsidy theives) giving the real Northern indigenous people SHEGE. grin
Politics › Re: VIDEO: Watch Moment President Bola Tinubu Arrived Ogun In Military Chopper, Visi by keymatt(m): 12:38pm On Jun 29, 2023
Renewed SHEGE 2.0
Let the mandate thief enjoy his flight while it lasts. grin
Politics › Re: INEC Updates FCT Abuja Results On IREV, Apc Now At 23% by keymatt(m): 11:17pm On Jun 27, 2023
Too little too late grin grin grin
Yakooboo mandate thief and his partner in theft Tinubu have been exposed! cheesy

Where are the FCT 25 vote doesn't matter crew huh🤣 🤣 🤣
Romance › Re: If Your Boyfriend Is Not Smoking. He Is A Simp by keymatt(m): 12:59pm On Jun 27, 2023
Yabaleft escapee at it again. grin grin grin

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