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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Beg APC To Stay On In 2019 – Momoh by keypad1: 11:17am On Jun 03, 2016
Jonathan Goodluck
buhari Badluck
PoliticsRe: You Demoted Me, Tinubu Accuses Saraki by keypad1: 10:32am On Jun 03, 2016
ydass:
You son of a bitch from anambra, you and your harmed rubber father are fu-cking basterd
seun and lalasticlala rule number 2 broken.
PoliticsRe: You Demoted Me, Tinubu Accuses Saraki by keypad1: 10:31am On Jun 03, 2016
lastpage:
.

Your words are a reflection of your very poor upbringing.......... and l blame your useless parents, especially your mother, for it.

Olori'pelebe from, we all know where
. undecided




Lastpage!
lalasticlala and seun rule number 2 broken here
PoliticsRe: Budget Will Not Be Fully Implemented - FG by keypad1: 7:14am On May 27, 2016
Apc....scammers
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Tell Me If I Should Change Ministers by keypad1: 6:35am On May 27, 2016
Kastonkastroll:
[s][/s] Go and tell the President to resign in aso villa. undecided
this inept libyan is here already....spits
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 11:47pm On May 26, 2016
UuzbaGuuzba:
and you are browsing their website? Haba!
those 3 are the real evil in nigeria. Our backward is caused by these 3 useless tribes.
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 10:12pm On May 26, 2016
samazagudu:
see you! though let keep silent, because 'SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER TO THE FOOL....'
all the curses you said to jonathan may you and your family receive it in double fold. Amin
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 10:01pm On May 26, 2016
Kastonkastroll:
[s][/s] Ugandan respect ur old age grin
libyan be wise for once na. Am not igbo. Dont be frustrated. Ur effort in branding me an uganda does add up. Hahaha


old man
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 9:56pm On May 26, 2016
Kastonkastroll:
[s][/s] Ugandan grin
libyan am not igbo. Am not uganda. Hahaha
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 9:55pm On May 26, 2016
JuanJO:
hope dey serve them chicken and chivita yurghot
them no fit serve that kind food o. El rufai is almajirizing the school system. Once they eat most of them will run home.
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 9:54pm On May 26, 2016
Kastonkastroll:
And u also hate yourself grin
learning from you. Master of hate from libya.
PoliticsRe: Children's Day: President Buhari’s Message To Every Nigerian Child by keypad1: 9:34pm On May 26, 2016
May Allah punish and destroy buhari.
May Allah kill him in that presidential seats.
May he become useless forever.

This is the same prayers i heard most hausa/fulani said to jonathan in the north from north east , south and north west due to religious bigotry.


Buhari is not performing. Say it to him too northerners
FamilyRe: These 7 Unsolved Mysteries Will Leave You Terrified by keypad1: 12:34am On May 26, 2016
Buhari as president is still a mystery up till date.
FamilyRe: Wife Cries Out Over Husbands Bizzare E-rec-tion Method(pix) by keypad1: 8:52pm On May 25, 2016
Lies everywhere
PoliticsRe: Photos Of The Herdsmen That Attacked Nimbo, Enugu Community by keypad1: 8:41pm On May 25, 2016
Castrate them all. Send them to Allah
AgricultureRe: Snails Are About To Destroy My Farm Help. by keypad1(op): 7:44pm On May 25, 2016
mikolo80:
they don't like salt or copper and kerosene(but that evaporates and is expensive unless with engine oil )you have to dig a trench round your farm though(thats a lot of engine oil o)
wow thanks......but if i go for that engine oil rain will still wash it away na.
LiteratureRe: These 5 Books Helped Me The Most In Life. Let Me See Yours. By Ilegend by keypad1: 6:49pm On May 25, 2016
iLegend:
Yeah! As a man if you can handle your problems with women every other problem become easier. Ask married men. Some of them who didn't handle this problem are in soup. Though, I'm not married.

If you solve these problems early enough you'll have time to make money.

If you make money first you won't have time to solve these problems you'll think you're rich and won't bother about your sex life.

This gives the bad boys in town the opportunity to secretly mess around with your trusted wife or girlfriend. The earlier the better.

Lest I forget, this is for people in their 20s. Cuz I'm still in my 20s. In my 30s I'll have a different top 5 and so on.

To answer your question properly I'd say yes. But now that I am sure I have taken care of sex, my current pursuit is get rich or die trying!

And I always remember there's God o!
please how much is book on lasting long?

Do u have the pdf file?
BusinessRe: My Bad Experience with a branch of Access Bank by keypad1: 5:37pm On May 25, 2016
ishaq062:
My bad exprience with Access bank customer service yesterday. I took a night bus from lagos to abuja when I got a message that I should proceed to kaduna for one or two reason, I have family members living in kaduna but was not having much on me to buy some gift for my brothers and inlaw, so I decided to follow the bus I took from abuja to command junction, after then a keke to kachia Road.

I got to the bank trying to get a withdrawal slip, I could not find one and i approach a lady to ask "may I know where I can find the withdrawal slip" and she said to me don't u have an ATM. She just angrily directed me to another lady, and she too asked me rudely; where is your ATM. I said I was travelling and I ran out of cash and I am in need of money but she told me i can't withdraw with the slip and I should enroll for another ATM. I told her i can't and after that I requested for a transfer form then she directed me to another lady.

The lady @ the transfer deck asked me what kind of phone I am using to which i answered Nokia 206. After some minute of filling the form, I asked her the time I will receive a notification and she said she can't say but it has been done.

MY OBSERVATIONS And REASON FOR PORTING OUT
1. They all lacked politness and courtsey
2. They don't value their customer
3. Non challant attitude
4. Poor customer experience and engagement
5. They all don't care if u stay or leave
my brother i know the first lady you talked about. She is very fat same with the other lady. The rude lady was rude to me too one time like that because i wanted to check my bank balance. She is fair in complexion. Access bank needs to sack her.

I stay in karkuri. That lady is bad market for the bank.
AgricultureRe: Snails Are About To Destroy My Farm Help. by keypad1(op): 4:46pm On May 25, 2016
mikolo80:
line the perimeter with a 1 inch strip of copper and maybe salt(but you may have to keep replenishing the salt
please explain more. I dont really understand this
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Advise Me On Interview As Internal Auditor In A Microfinace Bank. by keypad1(op): 4:19pm On May 25, 2016
Where una dey na? Help
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Advise Me On Interview As Internal Auditor In A Microfinace Bank. by keypad1(op): 2:30pm On May 25, 2016
Please dont just look and go. Say something
Jobs/VacanciesPlease Advise Me On Interview As Internal Auditor In A Microfinace Bank. by keypad1(op): 2:20pm On May 25, 2016
Am having oral interviews tomorrow for the post as an internal auditor at a microfinance bank.


I need your advise nairalanders. Your input and advise may help me for Baba God to pick my call this time.

What likely question do you think they may ask me?

What interviews etiquette should i do so that i wont fumble?

How much is the salary for an internal auditor in a microfinance bank?


Please you can help me add more points to these ones mentioned above.


Thank you as you help me.
EventsRe: Doing Traditional And White Wedding On The Same Day Or On Different Days? by keypad1(op): 9:25pm On May 23, 2016
hadura29:
Are you sure you're not my fiancee? Coz this was the same discussion we were deliberating on yesterday oooooo... hmm.. me I like the one day thing oooooo..

Make we do Wetin we go do once for all, saves cost and stress... wink that's my plan, my income is on the low so I have to cut my wrapper to my size...
hides my preek.....na man i be ooooo


hahahaha



my brother i just want to safe cost and time. I hope our ladies will understand and accept it this way.
EventsRe: Doing Traditional And White Wedding On The Same Day Or On Different Days? by keypad1(op): 9:02pm On May 23, 2016
Kachisbarbie:
Do a simple wine carrying, indoor things...move on to your white wedding. That's if you desire sef
how dear. Long time. How is ur husband?
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Shows Of Svelte Figure, Cleavage & Bra In White See Through Ensemble by keypad1: 8:19pm On May 23, 2016
Smelly toto.....spits
EventsRe: Doing Traditional And White Wedding On The Same Day Or On Different Days? by keypad1(op): 3:55pm On May 23, 2016
Neverquit:
keypad1,

You need to talk to your fiancée to reach a compromise because disagreeing on ordinary date does not bode well for your union. Y'all need to be on the same wavelength.

An example of a compromise: have the trad/engagement on a weekday, and the religious wedding also on a weekday. But the religious wedding should be in the pastor's/imam's office with only the couple and immediate family. Then go to a fine mamaput/restaurant for lunch.

If you and wiffie can't agree on finances at this early stage, then...
we have not yet concluded but i know we will agree on it when we bring up the discussion again.
EventsRe: Doing Traditional And White Wedding On The Same Day Or On Different Days? by keypad1(op): 3:54pm On May 23, 2016
byvan03:
White first, we rested a little and commenced with the traditional wedding.
i like ur contribution bro. But the serving of drinks and food was only for the traditional period right? Becuase i was thinking food cant be served in both celebration

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