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Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 7:21pm On Jul 06, 2017
TINALETC3:
grin ban fall on u bro, bad guy
babe! How ban wan touch me? I no break any rules, i no insult anybody, am always cool here, hahahaha
Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 7:08pm On Jul 06, 2017
TINALETC3:
grin I didn't see anything, so disappointed
i like u sincerity. Babe listen i sabi fvck woman toto well wey she go satisfy. I go fvck you to ur maximum satisfaction so tey when i finish ur toto go know say correct preeek don hit am.

How e go be for us na?
Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 6:59pm On Jul 06, 2017
Talk true abeg.....na preeek you come look jor!
Oyindidi:
grin exposing his weak point to his opponent. What if the guy drag amgringrin

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Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 6:58pm On Jul 06, 2017
Click like if you believe that all nairaland ladies came to see the na..ked man's preeek.


Click share if u think otherwise

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Celebrities / Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by keypad1: 12:37am On Jul 06, 2017
wtfcoded:
Dude u're sick undecided
as if u have not fvck before. Mscheeewww
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by keypad1: 12:34am On Jul 06, 2017
KingRabota:
Not only are you a disgrace to the male gender your brain is full of shyte My two kobo
if u have fvck az woman before may all demons from hell fall on you
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With 4 Boys Through The Anus In Niger State (Photo) by keypad1: 9:30pm On Jul 05, 2017
dmgr:
The man must be possessed...

All this just to make money...of not, then what could be the possible reason for this wickedness ehnnn!

people get mind sha
this is what dangote did before he made his money
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by keypad1: 9:12pm On Jul 05, 2017
Boo22:

eat? lick?? ..smh
whats ur problem? Have u not fvck un ur life before?
Romance / Re: The Girl I Nearly Committed Suicide Because Of Now Wants Me Back.(advice) by keypad1: 9:04pm On Jul 05, 2017
condomuser:
Fvck her toto 7 times a week for 6 months and Run

ma nigga

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Romance / Re: The Girl I Nearly Committed Suicide Because Of Now Wants Me Back.(advice) by keypad1: 8:59pm On Jul 05, 2017
Nice
Crime / Re: Tips On How To Avoid Getting Lynched Mistakenly As Badoo Member In Ikorodu by keypad1: 8:48pm On Jul 05, 2017
Always fvck the night before
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by keypad1: 8:41pm On Jul 05, 2017
Josh44s:

You need Jesus
u dont fvck ladies right? Issorait
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Hot In Lingerie, Says "God Was Just Showing Off When He Created Me" by keypad1: 8:32pm On Jul 05, 2017
O boy look at how her toto jusr full and swell up for there.

I can eat her menstrual pad with relish.

Placing my tongue on her klitoris and licking it with passion is my utmost desire

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Career / Re: Daniel Joshua Reveals Why He Returned 3 Months N-Power Stipends by keypad1: 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2017
You are a big foo.ool for returning it.

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Crime / Re: Baby Abandoned Inside A Carton At A Cemetery In Kaduna State (Photos) by keypad1: 7:56pm On Jul 05, 2017
Y are right bro....she is a useless miserable cursed beeetch.....watch how other baby killers will insult the man that made her pregnant
funlord:


The mother must really hate herself and the baby's daddy! Bitch! angry
Business / Re: Naira To Dollar Exchange Rate From 1972-2017 Will Amaze You (photos) by keypad1: 7:47pm On Jul 05, 2017
Na God go punish that vegtable from daura ooo

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Politics / Re: Court Orders Buhari, Osinbajo To Tell Nigerians Names Of All Suspected Looters by keypad1: 5:43pm On Jul 05, 2017
Buhari is dead na
Celebrities / Re: Fans React To Olajumoke's Burnt Knuckles And Use Of Yoruba In Her Vlog by keypad1: 12:16pm On Jul 05, 2017
With all these bleaching her vza..?gina will still be black

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Family / Re: . by keypad1: 11:21am On Jul 05, 2017
Abiagirl777:
the Op is just trying to create problem where there's none.after all you saw other girls but you dated her,poured your sperm into her and here disturbing uGo there tell your wife's parents you've cone to take them and that they should advice their daighter
In case you don't breakup ,better get used to your kids always going to their maternal home..
make he pour the sperm inside ur toto before?
Family / Re: . by keypad1: 11:18am On Jul 05, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


MISTAKE #1
Marry a girl without having a proper understanding of what it takes to be successfully married. You have NO respect for the institution of marriage.



MISTAKE #2
Getting married for the wrong reasons.if you guys were NOT ready to be responsible parents, you should have had an abortion.




MISTAKE #3
You should have made 110% sure that she felt the same way about YOU before thinking of marrying this babe



MISTAKE #4
So you married the babe out of PITY?! Even worse!!!



MISTAKE #5
So you didn't listen to your mother, because you foolishly think that paying for the wedding made you a wise adult?!



MISTAKE #6
I suggest you do a DNA test, because resemblance is what fooled many foolish fathers into thinking they were the dad, when they were NOT



MISTAKE #7
Isn't it obvious that this gal is running away from you, for whatever reason... And has little or no love for you? You Married the WRONG babe, with No family/future plans on hand. Did she ever lived with you before the marriage? How long were you guys dating? Pls bro, GO DO A DNA TEST!!!!



MISTAKE #8
Be A MAN and put your foot down and say NO!!! How can you even allow her to go? Is there no such gown making places near your house? If there is NOT, then let her sit at home until she finds something to learn close by. You are a whimp, and she is treating you the weakling that you are, while missing the best part of your child's life growin up.
Is she not married to you?! Why get married if she doesn't see fit to live with you. Haba grow a pair bro!



MISTAKE #9
The above shows us all that you don't really care about this stranger, and fully well know that this marriage was a damn mistake. GOOD!! So she wont stay home with her husband, won't leave your daughter and you just sit there and accept like a BIATCH?!



There are only 2 options here... Tell this lady to come and be your wife (as a family) or divorce her.... If you stay married while continuing to accept this nonsense, then you will just end up a miserable man whose wife has NO respect for.
PS: I won't even try to ASSUME what she does on these trips away from home.
o boy no ralk am ooo. Na heart attack be that oooo
Politics / Re: NECO Director, Muhammadu Umaru, Arraigned Over N4million Fraud by keypad1: 11:09am On Jul 05, 2017
Hahahaha....criminal
CROWNWEALTH019:
Small #4m when buhari they use over #100m to pay for jet parking space. lipsrsealed


Efcc no get work, you leave bug thief inside aso rock they catch hustlers

If I'm the justice I go even tell naija to top the money for the innocent poor man.
Health / Re: Mad Woman Who Gave Birth On The Street Of Yaba Taken Care Of (Photos) by keypad1: 11:04am On Jul 05, 2017
Pavore9:
Commendable.
commend the man that fvck her too
Health / Re: Mad Woman Who Gave Birth On The Street Of Yaba Taken Care Of (Photos) by keypad1: 11:02am On Jul 05, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

I don't trust her motive... This certainly has a ritual undertone.
so mad woman toto dey like preeeek too?

Na wa
Foreign Affairs / Re: Uganda Bans Female Public Servants From Showing Cleavage In The Office by keypad1: 10:38am On Jul 05, 2017
O boy see bwrests.....

No to put my mouth suck her milk finish
Education / Re: Lagos Assembly Moves To Return History Teaching by keypad1: 7:32am On Jul 05, 2017
Will the fight between afonja and the fulani be included in the histort teaching?


I wan know wetin happen to afonja

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Family / Re: Some Women Are Evil:Ghanaian Woman in London Fakes Assault(Video) by keypad1: 6:59am On Jul 05, 2017
Did she fake it or not?
Inanna:
LMAOOOOO
This is the kind of post that NL boys would like where they can express venom and anger against women. Watch as they storm this thread.
Politics / Re: Crowd At Maitama Sule's Funeral Prayer (Photos) by keypad1: 6:57am On Jul 05, 2017
Agimor:
gringringringringringrin
here in kaduna they always stay in christian area. They are scared of staying in the same area with their fellow hausa muslims
Family / Re: Randy Teenager. Help! by keypad1: 6:53am On Jul 05, 2017
babyme1:
Experienced parents and guardians pls come in. I have a girl of 16yrs living with me. She lived with a relative in PH for yrs and when the parents discovered that she wasnt schooling they brought her back.

She was given to me so that she could school since d parents arent capable. At that age she was suppose to start pri 6, but bc she can read, write i decided to put her in JSS1.

The issue now is that her problem is boys. I have talked n counselled but she wouldnt stop. I saw letters she wrote to 2 different guys asking them to date her. She told one she needs like 15k for shopping. This is a girl that wears good clothes. I give her pocket money every week , and she eats what she likes.

I dont want her getting pregnant in my house bc i wouldnt keep her to birth in my house, and i know i will be too heart broken to go dump her with parents who cant even feed d remaing 8 siblings. What do i do? Should i return her to her parents(living in a 2 room with 6 kids), or is there a way i can make her live a decent and chaste life?

N/B: I am married n my husband is actively involved in raising her, but obviously she doesnt have respect even for a man that age.
op send her to me. I want to confirm if she has started receiving big big preeek.

I promise i will only put the tips of my peee.nis into her young and fresh va..gina.
Politics / Re: Crowd At Maitama Sule's Funeral Prayer (Photos) by keypad1: 6:42am On Jul 05, 2017
Agimor:

Funny enough they're aware of the discrimination yet they still want to align with them...
they need brain transplant
Politics / Re: Crowd At Maitama Sule's Funeral Prayer (Photos) by keypad1: 6:33am On Jul 05, 2017
Agimor:



Oh you mean the second fiddle Muslims grin grin grin
hahhahahaha.....yes....the second tier ones
Family / Re: Twin Sisters Dedicate Children From One Husband In Akwa Ibom. Photos by keypad1: 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2017
fait10:
This man go get power oo.. To give two twins belle..
Me self get the power undecidedr undecided
me sef sabi fvck

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Family / Re: Twin Sisters Dedicate Children From One Husband In Akwa Ibom. Photos by keypad1: 10:46pm On Jul 04, 2017
Feminists.....make una come wail oooo

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