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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Replies Haters After Her Father Returned Her Bride Price by keypad1: 10:57am On Jun 28, 2017
Ur father returned the bride price u paid by urself and returned ur own money to ur ex husband family.

This tonto dike is truly mad

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Okagbue Looks Good In New Photos by keypad1: 10:48am On Jun 28, 2017
I dont carr about her beauty. As long as her mouth can do me well by sucking my deeeek, thats all that matter to me.
Romance / Re: Prostitute Disgraces Man In Public Over Failure To Pay After Service (pics) by keypad1: 10:44am On Jun 28, 2017
I fvcked her toto and she fvcked my preeek. She enjoyed it more than me. I lost blood...sperm.... Why she gained it. Why is she still asking me for money again na?


Injustice to me. Preek has the same right as toto. No to preek discrimination. We are equal. The financial value attached to toto must always be equal to the financial value attached to pe.nis.

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Runtown Met Selena Leath, His Baby Mama (Photo) by keypad1: 10:42am On Jun 28, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Video vixens are oloshos once the videoshoot is over

If she could sleep with an upcoming failed Nigerian musician without a condom, you can imagine what she's done with more established and handsome acts like French Montana, Nas or Future.


I can bet Wizkid smashed her before Runtown even said hi to her.


That is who he parades as babymama.

Shame...
Real shame
i first u fvck that ur babe

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Celebrities / Re: Moment Runtown Met Selena Leath, His Baby Mama (Photo) by keypad1: 10:39am On Jun 28, 2017
Merely looking at her eyes u will know she will preeek very well.
Her curves is well positioned for dggy style.
This girl can suck life out of a mans pe.nis

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele Flaunts Baby Bump In New Advert Video by keypad1: 10:32am On Jun 28, 2017
Just imagining how funke screans during sex, a trait typical of yoruba girls.

Bro ejoooo bro ejooooooo

e ma binu brother

no fex brother

brother e dey pain me. Brother abeg na

yeyeyeyeye brother small small small small brother

jesu haaaa shanu mi haaaaaa brother

oti ya obo mo

obo mi oti ya

brother ejoooooooooooooo

ha ejooooooooooooo brother.

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Sets Instagram Ablaze With This Her Photo by keypad1: 10:26am On Jun 28, 2017
nobsalis:



u need to b banned....: mind u dis is not Romance Section.
which rules did i break? Girl take time. U are the one that needs ban. Go and check the rules again.

Or you are wet already.

Stay ur lane
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Insists She Helped Churchill Pay Her Bride Price by keypad1: 10:19am On Jun 28, 2017
Tonto needs pe.nis. Its been long she fvck a man.

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Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo And Her Fancy Lifestyle (Photos) by keypad1: 10:16am On Jun 28, 2017
chuggy:
Dream on grin
hahaha.....why u dey jealous me na?
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo And Her Fancy Lifestyle (Photos) by keypad1: 10:14am On Jun 28, 2017
Thosene:
is that all you can think of?
can't you just be polite for once
abeg stay ya lane if u cant control ur huge go and use cucumber
Romance / Re: Pilot Wishes His Woman 'Happy Birthday' 37,000ft Away From The Plane's Cockpit by keypad1: 9:28am On Jun 28, 2017
Politics / Re: Kiki Osinbajo And Her Fancy Lifestyle (Photos) by keypad1: 9:17am On Jun 28, 2017
Person wey dey fvck this kiki dey enjoy abeg. See curve. Her lips will be good to suck my preeek. That her nyash go sweet to press during dggy style.

I will suck toto till it dries up, hearing her screan fvck me harder fvck me harder will be music to my ears

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Sets Instagram Ablaze With This Her Photo by keypad1: 9:08am On Jun 28, 2017
To fvck this rita dominic dey hungry. Old toto is always an experienced to.

Placing my hands on nyash and banging her from behind hitting and g spot will be so nice.

Since she is old her klitoris will be well matured and formed affording my tongue to suck and lick it well.

I will be able to put 4 of my fingers inside her toto and finger her g spot well. Playing with her labia and vulva.

Her huge lips is well formed to suck my deeeek like a chocolate bar.

My preek will do the rest work as i spread her legs and fvck her as she moans scream shed tears for me to fvck her harder harder harder.

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Crime / Re: Thief Stole A Keyboard From A Church In Bayelsa & Was Stripped, Flogged by keypad1: 6:25am On Jun 28, 2017
Any female entering this thread will be looking at the size of the pen.is of the thief instead of focusing on the message.

Naija girls too like preeek

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Students In Malaysia Top The List Of Foreign Drug Offenders by keypad1: 9:00am On Jun 27, 2017
Yoruba igbo hausa and fulani keeps soiling the name of this country.


Be warned, you are not the only tribe in nigeria.


Nonsense

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Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Pictured In Short Skirt After Fast Season by keypad1: 10:11pm On Jun 26, 2017
OMOTOWO:
Oga oo..olorun o ni he ki obo pa e oo
obo ntami
Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala Pictured In Short Skirt After Fast Season by keypad1: 8:26pm On Jun 26, 2017
Na babe like oshola i dey like to fvck. It is always easy to lift her and fvck her with her feet hanging on the air, penetrating her puissay from downward position and hitting her g spot direct.

Wow

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Family / Re: I Prayed For Him To Die! - Mother With Autistic Child (Photos) by keypad1: 8:23pm On Jun 26, 2017
Na blind man dey enjoy woman like this? Make me sef go look for who i go fvck this night.
Sports / Re: Asamaoh Gyan In Cheating & Sex Scandal; Accused Of Rape by keypad1: 8:14pm On Jun 26, 2017
mako007:

lol, idiot!
ma nigga. Waddup?
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 6:52am On Jun 26, 2017
Am not slow. I like you and I together
lalanice:
why is Don Jazzy so slow go for her already.
I like both of you together already
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by keypad1: 6:49am On Jun 26, 2017
Elede
Alagbada1:

Aja
Crime / Re: Young Lady’s Corpse Dumped By Lagos Road Side (Graphic Photo) by keypad1: 6:48am On Jun 26, 2017
xtivin:

Judge not sir
when u speak the truth does it mean u r judging them? Na wa for nigerians oooo
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 6:47am On Jun 26, 2017
maklelemakukula:
ur mama jst pass
i dey with ur mama now and na she dey smell here
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 12:02am On Jun 26, 2017
Consray:
now...... i know, you need Jesus
yea u are right. I need jesus and i need you too.
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 11:47pm On Jun 25, 2017
Consray:
i see.........
yeah i see u too. Nice bboobs, lovely chocolate skin, succulent lips, lovely height, nice curve. So no more bae, ur hero is here
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 11:45pm On Jun 25, 2017
teebankz10:
wahala de!!!
hehehe....guy na d real deal be that ooo
Celebrities / Re: Vera Sidika Poses With Snake, But Everyone Is Talking About Something Else by keypad1: 11:39pm On Jun 25, 2017
See big bwrests lawd. If i catch this one for room na constant sucking of nlpples and handling of buuubs for me oooo

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Launches Her Reality Show (Photos) by keypad1: 11:28pm On Jun 25, 2017
Give me this olajumoke anyday anytime and i will fvck her. Bwrests still stand firm despite many sucking from her baby.

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Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 11:22pm On Jun 25, 2017
Consray:
They are really going to make a perfect couple
we too can make a perfect couple too. I know how to fvck vewi well
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 11:21pm On Jun 25, 2017
Nma27:
Gender right Violation! Mods comman arrest this Alien!
stop doing as if u dont like pe.nis i know what u want

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