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Religion / Re: Conquer Your Fears With These Courage-building Bible Verses by keypad1: 8:22am On Sep 17, 2017
U just finish fvcking ur boyfriend for some hours, was going home, ur bike nearly hit a parked vehicle and u shouted"holy ghost fire". Sister is there another fire that support ur fornicating life?


Na wa

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Romance / Re: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by keypad1: 6:06pm On Sep 16, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
so u don come back or u have repent?
i am back with a new formular
Romance / Re: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by keypad1: 5:56pm On Sep 16, 2017
GrandFinale2017:
liability keypad1 na u be this?
i went on break.
Career / Re: ICAN November 2023 Diet Exam - Let's Meet Here by keypad1: 7:34pm On Sep 15, 2017
FairValue:
Okay
07067641654


Add pls. Skilled level.

Registered already
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Attends Summer Classes (Photos) by keypad1: 9:24pm On Aug 15, 2017
I will like to fvck thid olajumoke. Her toto will be very sweet to fvck.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by keypad1: 10:45am On Aug 15, 2017
DarkRebel69:
Whoever wants Christopher Carling's PDF of "Handbook on soccer analysis" should signify interest.
mencade55@gmail.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by keypad1: 5:57pm On Aug 14, 2017
You will need to join our whatsapp group first
greatdave:


Send code to dave_2great@yahoo.com
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by keypad1: 5:14pm On Aug 14, 2017
MaziOmenuko:


Pls do. Next week, if the person you replaced him with doesn't score, 'comot' that person too.

Every striker must score everyweek, infact, some must score 2 else you comot am sharp-sharp.



I played my wildcard in the 2nd week last year. It was that bad and terrible. Hopefully it gets better because I need to win one manager of the month award and claim those wonderful prices available for it.
i need it more than you.
Politics / Re: Ijaws Are Not Biafrans - Ijaw Youth Council Worldwide by keypad1: 12:28pm On Aug 14, 2017
But igbo people dont like themselves na. How will biafra work? The osu caste system is still there ooo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by keypad1: 12:24pm On Aug 14, 2017
There is a fantasy premier league whatsapp group specifically for fpl nothing more. The first week of fpl was fun, with so much razzmatazz.

Lukaku helped my gameweek as he was my captain.

Come on guys, join our group and you will never regret it.


Send me message to this number and i will add you; 07067641654
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by keypad1: 12:20pm On Aug 14, 2017
caius:
Who is interested in doing the write up (free) for Nairaland FA Cup Deux....please indicate
i belong to fa cup. I dont know which league to write for?
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Stuns In Red Native Jumpsuit by keypad1: 8:14pm On Aug 10, 2017
I am only concern how put my big preeek inside her toto and fvck her well well

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Foreign Affairs / Re: ISIS Publicly Cuts Off Hand Of A Man Accused Of Stealing (graphic Photos) by keypad1: 8:12pm On Aug 05, 2017
Funkybabee:
This is not fair

Jesus said we should forgive, forget and don't condemned sinners
they hate jesus christ.

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye Accused Of Photoshopping Her Hip by keypad1: 11:57am On Jul 07, 2017
Wetin consign me with hips. No be toto i want fvck? Na to fvck her be my own ooo
Family / Re: Gas Explosion In Cross River Kills 2, Injures 4 Family Members. Photos by keypad1: 11:39am On Jul 07, 2017
Oyindidi:
my gas cooker is lying there for 10 years. I don't like using gas and don't think I'll use one in future. Electric burner and stove is okay by me.
we have same idealogy......?oyin i like u sha
Politics / Re: The Lion Of The East By Femi Fani-Kayode: Nothing & No One Can Stop Nnamdi Kanu by keypad1: 8:22pm On Jul 06, 2017
Make igbo go na but they should forget about niger delta oyel

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Sports / Re: "Carl Ikeme Has Been Diagnosed With Leukemia" - Wolverhampton Wanderers by keypad1: 8:14pm On Jul 06, 2017
What is eucharia? A woman?

Leukemia? This disease is meant for buhari and not carl na. Get well soon carl.

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Family / Re: How To TAME A Cheating Hubby,Nigerian Lady Advices Married Women(Graphic CONTENT by keypad1: 8:12pm On Jul 06, 2017
fergieboy:
Update

Part 1
Good morning bom please keep me anonymous. This is about the story about the woman who cooks her menstruation blood for her husband. A lot of people insulted her but I understand where she is coming from but mostly because I do it to, not the toothbrush part of but cooking with me period blood, saliva, sweat and all sort . you don’t understand what it is like to give a man your all, for a man to chase u, marry u, make u leave the comfort of ur fathers house, promise to take care of u before God and man but ends up treating u like trash. I have begged and begged, I cried what style is the side piece doing tell me I will learn, teach me I can handle it, is it food? What can’t I cook from all tribes I went to learn. He doesn’t eat the same soup twice in one week or is it to dress well, I even went to makeup school but he still didn't change. If I offended u let me know but he will say I did nothing yet he will still go out, for the past three years he has touched me twice and both times I had to treat std. yet I am still here 10 years of mostly downs, I take care of his kids. At a point I couldn’t take it anymore. Twice I packed my things and moved out he came looking for me, promising to change, people now started saying I am being too proud after all he is remorseful, men don’t beg like this. Bottom line I went back, it was good for a minute then he went back to his ways, the emotional and mental torture was too much almost like i was just another living thing occupying space in his house. when I finally broke down and told a friend she suggested it, at first I thought it was madness but it makes me feel better, my husband still isn’t faithful, still doesn’t treat me right unlike the other woman but it feels so good. The joy I get when I see him put the food in his mouth knowing fully well what has been added to it cannot be explained. Insult me o I don’t care, he broke me. I was on my own when he came looking for marriage,
it is witches that do all these to men,
Family / Re: How To TAME A Cheating Hubby,Nigerian Lady Advices Married Women(Graphic CONTENT by keypad1: 8:12pm On Jul 06, 2017
fergieboy:
Update

Part 1
Good morning bom please keep me anonymous. This is about the story about the woman who cooks her menstruation blood for her husband. A lot of people insulted her but I understand where she is coming from but mostly because I do it to, not the toothbrush part of but cooking with me period blood, saliva, sweat and all sort . you don’t understand what it is like to give a man your all, for a man to chase u, marry u, make u leave the comfort of ur fathers house, promise to take care of u before God and man but ends up treating u like trash. I have begged and begged, I cried what style is the side piece doing tell me I will learn, teach me I can handle it, is it food? What can’t I cook from all tribes I went to learn. He doesn’t eat the same soup twice in one week or is it to dress well, I even went to makeup school but he still didn't change. If I offended u let me know but he will say I did nothing yet he will still go out, for the past three years he has touched me twice and both times I had to treat std. yet I am still here 10 years of mostly downs, I take care of his kids. At a point I couldn’t take it anymore. Twice I packed my things and moved out he came looking for me, promising to change, people now started saying I am being too proud after all he is remorseful, men don’t beg like this. Bottom line I went back, it was good for a minute then he went back to his ways, the emotional and mental torture was too much almost like i was just another living thing occupying space in his house. when I finally broke down and told a friend she suggested it, at first I thought it was madness but it makes me feel better, my husband still isn’t faithful, still doesn’t treat me right unlike the other woman but it feels so good. The joy I get when I see him put the food in his mouth knowing fully well what has been added to it cannot be explained. Insult me o I don’t care, he broke me. I was on my own when he came looking for marriage,
it is witches that do all these to men,
Family / Re: How To TAME A Cheating Hubby,Nigerian Lady Advices Married Women(Graphic CONTENT by keypad1: 8:08pm On Jul 06, 2017
fergieboy:
Part 2
2 years he chased me I warned him I can’t stand a cheating
relationship cause my dad did it to my mum with no remorse and I watched
my mum suffer in silence for years, watched her die a little bit inside
her only joy were her kids, so I was determined to not end up like her,
so everything wifey I do. I begged him before we got married u can cheat
on me I am not emotionally strong enough to handle it, told him about my
parents , He promised said it will never happen, he is not my father, he
loves me……. Well see now. I am not moving out again, my kids need a
stable environment I can’t keep changing their homes. Let him be kissing
the foolish girls with his urine infected mouth. He is a bastard and I
cannot come and kill myself for him. He turned me into a retard and a
retard is what he gets to live with. men if you lack self control then
don't marry. Thank you all --
so are u suggesting the same treatment to a cheating wife?
Family / Re: How To TAME A Cheating Hubby,Nigerian Lady Advices Married Women(Graphic CONTENT by keypad1: 8:06pm On Jul 06, 2017
fergieboy:
shocked

Bom I have followed your page for a while now and learnt so much. So I have decided to share with this family .
I read lot of stories married women lamenting about cheating husbands without solution,well I have decided to share mine .
My husband is a bastard cheat, all he does is sleep around and still have the guts to come home and open eyes for me,I have cried, fasted,prayed,pleaded , nagged , done everything to make him stop, but he gets worse by the day,not until he slept with our nanny, that was when I gave up on him . So I started plotting in my heart,I needed to vent this anger, but he will not even allow me talk . So the wickedness in me grew everyday . I started cooking for him with my menstrual blood, pubic hair and urine , o yes I did it .
Most time I will wait till I have heavy flow, I will just put all the lumpy blood, that thick black clotted blood ,urinate , cut my pubic hair and make him rice or soup and he will be eating . You needed to see the satisfaction in me,when I see him eat my waste product . I put his tooth brush inside the toilet every morning before he brushes , I will use his towel to clean my feet and use his boxers to clean my shoes . I felt so satisfied knowing he is suffering . I did this for few months now before I noticed that he has changed, he started staying home, his phone did not ring again ,he became loyal, and treated me nicely , our love making game changed and he became a good man . I did not understand so I decided to share with my crazy friend what I did, and she said I just practiced witch craft without knowing ,that menstrual blood is very powerful, not to talk of mixing it with urine and pubic hair . She said I used juju without knowing . But I am happy it worked , may be it was the Holy Spirit that led me and the man is as cool as ice water . So ladies if your man is a cheat, please try this and thank me later . Menstrual blood works wonders , you can even use it to trap a man to marry you or give you money. All you need do is use it to cook for him . Bom pls post so ladies can get help . Remain blessed .

Lalasticlala
this woman is a pig
Family / Re: Gas Explosion In Cross River Kills 2, Injures 4 Family Members. Photos by keypad1: 8:02pm On Jul 06, 2017
Thats why i still love kerosine stove. No neighbour of mine go get gas stay near my house ooo

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Crime / Re: Woman Strips Her Neighbour During Public Fight In Front Of Their Family. Photos by keypad1: 7:46pm On Jul 06, 2017
My preeek don stand already.
Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 7:44pm On Jul 06, 2017
Bye ur plan to get me ban no go work
Okoroawusa:
u see am...e pain am
Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 7:43pm On Jul 06, 2017
mightyhazell:
dat one pain u? cheesy










But na wetin u insinuate first naa
bye ur plan to get me ban no go work
Celebrities / Re: Humblesmith: I Was A Virgin Until I Got To Lagos, Girls Here Are More Exposed by keypad1: 7:39pm On Jul 06, 2017
In summary......nigerian ladies loves to fvck. They love anytin preeek and can die for it. These days they will want u to suck their klioris and ginger their g spot, also putting preek into their mouth and suck it until it turns red.

Dont ever try to deny ladies preeek ooo. Its their birth right. Fvck them dry.

Big preeek fall on all ladies

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Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 7:32pm On Jul 06, 2017
Yes.....and also ur mum and sister and all females in ur lineage.
Okoroawusa:

including ur mom n sisters?
Crime / Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by keypad1: 7:29pm On Jul 06, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Na wa.

Some women are just wicked...the wife obviously planned her death to set her husband up.

Just because he held her neck;...(ordinary holding ooo) she decided to die so that they will lock him up.

It's unfair,
So unfair.
If only he had changed his name, e no for enter dis kyn shît
how far for that ur landlord daughter na? Abeg i wan make u help me make i straff am this sunday.
Crime / Re: Husband Impregnates Housemaid, Strangles 8-month-old Pregnant Wife To Death by keypad1: 7:25pm On Jul 06, 2017
Sweet and tight toto caused this calamity to befall this family
Crime / Re: Man Strips Himself Totally Unclad, Fights Another Man In Police Presence (Pics) by keypad1: 7:23pm On Jul 06, 2017
Okoroawusa:

look young man dont insult our ladies.
hahahaha.....?its true na. I no insult them but its just that they love preeek too much. Its in them to worship preeek when they see one. Dont dull bro

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