Mynd44:
FFK and his myopia.

There are Herdsmen and there are criminal herdsmen. For you to tag all herdsmen "terrorists" is silly because even the herdsmen are in danger of the criminals among them

but ur dumb presidiot has not done anything yo the incessant attacks. why?

olatade:





yea somebody somewhere will like to Bleep your wife someday to

its common among we yorubas to fvck people's wives

I will like to fvck this woman.

mpianya39:


With dat your toothpick

ask ur sister how I take scatter her Toto for her

i will f..u.ck this lady front and back. I will suck her wet pussy, give her dog style till she screams "scatter my toto'

nairaman66:


True talk! Had the same issues too! She wants me to buy her expensive stuffs and shopping and all that.. I told her point blank, I can only do that for a girlfriend. I also told her that I don’t want to be friends and we should stop communication!

After several days she start calling me asking for the same thing! She never knew I had already moved on!

ma nigga!

I wish that was buhari.....you know what I mean

how many of our graduates has minimize rewarded with this kind of amount?

QueenSuccubus:


Uuummm...
Damn! Then i gonna miss the opportunity

Mr man.....go and look for a woman to fvck

QueenSuccubus:



Don't worry, i will visit u later tonight...we shall see how far ur muddy yam can last ---------- IN UR DREAMS

can ur snail handle huge tuber of yam?

QueenSuccubus:



Please cud someone tell Bobrisky to show me his pussy

This mitch is not even a post op...

He still got that muddy yam dangling between his legs

abeg I wan fvck u.

buhari is the cause of this bobrisky nonsense. useless presidiot.

QueenOfNepal:
I'm not surprised. The mode of prayer is just not healthy for the sick that's why Buhari sits on a chair in the mosque when praying.


Buhari is scared of stories like this

u r absolutely right.....buhari you are next.

b

salam alaikum......why are you not using Islamic calendar?

QueenOfNepal:
One of the worst types of gheebah and one which is most emphatically forbidden is to look down upon a Muslim and do one’s utmost to insult him, show disrespect towards him and cast aspersions upon his honour. This is a blameworthy characteristic and a serious malady; it is one of the major sins and the one who does this is subject to the warning and a severe



Why are Yoruba Muslims treated as second class citizens in the North. Is it because we are liberal and our culture doesn't allow us to assimilate Arab culture

they see us(Yoruba) to be not a true Muslims in the north. a Yoruba man can't be an imam where Hausa/fulanis are. Hausa's don't pray in our mosque during Friday jumaat prayers. I don't understand anymore.

bhayville:

This is the simple truth... Itz about controlling your thought.

my preek doesn't have brain to think

myself13:
Those who practice masturbation sparingly have nothing to worry about. A natural stress reliever with a caution prescription.

true....I suffered from pregnancy blackmail twice this year.

o boy Its beta u masturbate o

QueenSuccubus:



Abeeeg, who still use CUCUMBA these days?


When a massive bitter gourd is rocking the market?

I pity ur toto

bignoisemaker:
2. overcoming my fears - I would be lying if I said there is an immediate solution to the practice. What I just did is minimise the act. The fear of not getting the pleasure of climax when one stops, can even plunged one more into the act. I've convinced myself that some acts are spontaneous. Just like gambling, what I do is limit the act. just like I bet once in a week, I try to bear and self-service once in a week too. Mainly sunday, to ease off the stress of the week.

on Sunday? Lucifer come and carry ur child

abiodunalasa:

Pep Guardiola was there we smashed them home&away...

Carlo Ancelotti was there we battered them home&away...

Now it is Jupp Heynckes the old whack job who was disgraced outta the last Mudial in Brazil... Mtcheeeeew

If we did not beat them right there in Germany tonight, I will stop crushing on Operah Winfrey.

Galaticos ... till snow falls in ilorin!

shattap ur dirty mouth

hopefulLandlord:


How are we refreedid exactly? can you give examples of matches which we won because ref intervened? and which team do you support?

Sergio Ramos off side equalizer against athletico Madrid.

CreepyStalker:
BREAKING NEWS: CRISES BREWS IN UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR.

UNIVERSITY OF CALABAR STUDENTS UNION GOVERNMENT ONLINE ELECTIONS REPORTEDLY INTERRUPTED BY HACKERS

CALABAR UNIVERSITY ELECTORAL COMMISSION RELEASES RESULTS OF AN INCONCLUSIVE ELECTION.

UNICAL SUG PRESIDENT, AFUFU ANTHONY LEADS STUDENTS AND DECLARED WINNER TO INVADE MEDICAL STUDENTS' HOSTEL(RESIDENCE OF ONE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES)

SUG PRESIDENT AND SOME STUDENTS VANDALISE HOSTEL PROPERTIES

UNICAL SURVEILLANCE OPEN FIRE ON MEDICAL STUDENTS.

Reports from the University of Calabar has it that crisis and protest is currently brewing in the University over the just concluded Students Union Government Election which was scheduled to run from 10:00am - 2:00pm, April 24th.

Thousand of students were left dissatisfied after they were unable to access the voting portal some Minutes after voting commenced. Voting on was suspended and continued by 11:30 before being abruptly stopped by 1:00pm, an hour to the proposed deadline.

Whilst students were expecting the Electoral commission to formally brief students on the reasons for the challenges faced, results were announced with the winner of the Presidential election winning by a little more than 400 votes (an election with almost 10,000 declared eligible voters after compulsorily paying fees).

The SUG President, Afufu Anthony then led bandits into the Medical Students hostel(the Hall of residence of one of the Presidential candidates) to celebrate the declared winner with the official vehicle of the SUG President. Afufu Anthony broke into the hostel, smashing windows and bottles before being seized by the Hall authorities pending security intervention to be held responsible for the destruction.

Men of the surveillance unit arrived the hall of residence and in an attempt to break into the hall, opened fire on medical students. With bullet shells littered around the hostel.

The SUG President was later released untouched by the Hall authorities.

Two students were arrested during the solidarity procession to the venue were students were chased off after shooting sporadically into the air. The students have been moved to the police station by 7:15pm.

We await further details from correspondence on campus.

wish buhari was there and they stab him in the heart.

hopefulLandlord:
Let's go Los Blancos, Los Vikingos, Los Merengues

Let's do this for the fans, Let's show Buyern they can only bully their Bundesliga teams not top Spanish teams.

Let's continue the tradition of Spanish team knocking Buyern out in each of the last four seasons

2014 Knocked out by Madrid

2015 Knocked out by UEFAlona

2016 Knocked out by Atletico

2017 Knocked out by Madrid again

2018 they're facing the last Spanish team in the competition, let's do this for Spain

refreedrid fans are speaking without shame....well we from Spain want Bayern to win.... fvck uefadrid....up Bayern munich

abham:
Which League can I start from next season, I’ve been following for some time

we have a WhatsApp group for this FPL. u will enjoy it. we have expert there. one of our member won the last nairaland league and Carling cup. presently three of our group members are gunning for the league. as for fa cup we have 4 members going for it. 2 in the Carlin cup. join us bro and become a pro in FPL. more than u can ever imagine.

other FPL members are also invited to join too. we have money league too in our group if u need tougher competition.


send me a message on WhatsApp and you will be added.

07067641654

one thing is certain in this match. ronaldo will score a penalty or a tap in.
well
Bayern 3-0 Madrid


quote me after the match.

if e pain come and beat me am in Australia.

NetworkNewsNG:

It is observed that politicians in Nigeria seems to be humble when election date is close, what about after election?





Source: Network News;

http://www.networknews.com.ng/2018/04/nigerian-politicians-when-elections-are.html

and that durllard from daura said he doesn't have any money to buy form for election.


thunder from Australia fire buhari

wakaman:

I am not your bro, pig!

ur entire generations are pigs.

na was ooo