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Politics / Re: Crowd At Maitama Sule's Funeral Prayer (Photos) by keypad1: 10:43pm On Jul 04, 2017
The poor muslims are buried immediately....while the rich are delayed for some days before they buried them.



In that crowd i can assure you that there are some y*****b* muslims there.

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Politics / Re: Crowd At Maitama Sule's Funeral Prayer (Photos) by keypad1: 10:39pm On Jul 04, 2017
See discrimination in islam ooo. So maitama is a special muslim thats why he wasnt buried immediately abi?


Issorite

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Food / Re: Young Boy Spotted Eating Remnant Food From Disposed Takeaway Pack In Niger State by keypad1: 10:32pm On Jul 04, 2017
The founder of The moon worshipping religion caused this to young children as this boy. Parents abandon them in the religion academy. Naking to go round begging for food

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Crime / Re: 4 Staff Of First Marina Trust Limited Defraud Employer Of N175m (Photos) by keypad1: 9:18pm On Jul 04, 2017
Adeyemi, suleiman, haruna and adekunle.........issorait
na them them
am out of here

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Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Omoni Oboli's Son Cooking As She Advises Women To Teach Their Sons by keypad1: 9:10pm On Jul 04, 2017
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praizmedia:
that's OK oo
her bwrests is too small like agbalumo.

I can see the stream line of her vag..ina in that black overall.

Fvcking her will be great as she will be very portable for me to fling, turn around while thrusting my peni+s inside her pussea

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Politics / Re: "Buhari & London": Reno Omokri Tweets About Greatest Duos Of All Time by keypad1: 8:38pm On Jul 03, 2017
chukuli:
bros u no lie at all
i remain loyal my brother
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Killed In Venezuela By His Business Partners (Pics, Video) by keypad1: 7:06pm On Jul 03, 2017
No name?
If u think the is yoruba click like.
If u think he is igbo click share

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Career / Re: Men Chase Me At The Wheels – Female Danfo Driver (pic) by keypad1: 6:56pm On Jul 03, 2017
I wont woo you.....i will only like to fvck u daz all

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Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph Acts As Digital Native Doctor In New Movie, Fans React by keypad1: 6:47pm On Jul 03, 2017
She don fvck director before he give her this post.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2016/2017 by keypad1: 6:44pm On Jul 03, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: "There Is No Excuse Under The Face Of The Earth To Hit A Woman" by keypad1: 6:22pm On Jul 03, 2017
But there is a place for women to nag their husbands to death right?
I wish i could give this pros...titute a dirty slap.


Nagging kills more than wife beating if u dont know.

Useless beeetch

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Celebrities / Re: Buratai Honours I Go Die With The African Child Price (Photo) by keypad1: 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2017
Martins98:
Comedian I Go Die has Appreciate the Nigerian Army and Chief of Army Staff, General TY Burutai for honouring him with the Africa Child price. He took to his IG page to thank the Nigerian General TY Burutai for the Award given to him.
He wrote:

“I am astonished with the honour bestowed on me by the Nigerian army, through the chief of army staff, General TY Burutai. When I dedicated the Africa child prize to this noble institution, I was just expressing gratitude for their sacrifices, which included finding some of the chibok girls , their relentless efforts towards bringing peace to the North east and most importantly for laying their lives for the sake of peace and unity across Nigeria and beyond.
Never did I envisaged that my little contribution will be identified For commendation .
Am indeed grateful for this honour presented to me by the chief of army staff and the Nigerian army.
It will challenge many others to cooperate and expand partnership with the army; promoting a sense of responsibility to all citizens of this country to understand that the fight against terrorism and other agitations are not in our best interest.
I will continually use this medium to seek support,using my artistic work to project and express the laudable virtues of this noble institution.
Once again, I applaud the leadership standard of the chief of army staff, for this remarkable honour that will change the perception of the ordinary citizens towards the Nigerian Army”.

More @>>> http://trendinghelm..com/2017/07/see-moment-general-ty-burutai-honored-i.html

my preeek just dey stand anyhow this evening. E be like say he need food. Ma go check sandra my landlord daughter whether she go come my room this evening.
Politics / Re: "Buhari & London": Reno Omokri Tweets About Greatest Duos Of All Time by keypad1: 6:00pm On Jul 03, 2017
Me and va..gina
seun and dog
lala and snake
nigerian ladies and preeek
ipob and biafra

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Speaks On Her Failed Marriage With Maje In An Interview by keypad1: 5:54pm On Jul 03, 2017
This toke toto go still dey very tight. I go like to fvck her and allow her to suck my preeeek well well.

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Accepted By Harvard University For Her MSc After Trying For 5 Years by keypad1: 2:06pm On Jul 03, 2017
Oh lawd,,,,i just love this chike ike.

See big bwrests wey i go suck squeeze handle and ram my preeek in between.

And her toto sef dey tight that i will place my mouth on her klitoris and suck till mama comes calling
Politics / Re: Osun O'Meal Women Campaign For Mudasiru Hussain (Photos) by keypad1: 1:57pm On Jul 03, 2017
Buhari y na
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Carries Dija's Son [PICS] by keypad1: 1:55pm On Jul 03, 2017
Dija go sabi suck preeek no be small
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her Skin Despite Tough Days (Photos) by keypad1: 1:46pm On Jul 03, 2017
Even u like bleach ur skin, u cannot bleach the center of ur nyash no matter the number of cream u rob.

But still i will still fvck yemi anyday anytime; i will so much suck her bwrests and squeeze her nlpples very hard while ramming her from her ass.
Family / Re: This Guy Is Searching For A Companion For His Widowed Mother by keypad1: 9:28am On Jul 03, 2017
I have big preeeek....i promise to fvck ur mama very well.
Crime / Re: Two Children Declared Missing After Leaving Their House In Ikorodu, Lagos (Pics) by keypad1: 9:22am On Jul 03, 2017
Check oba shrine....ritual things......head miners yaff do their work

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Health / Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by keypad1: 6:28am On Jul 03, 2017
Hi dear...hw r u doing
iomoge2:


I give at d start of any cough.. like cough n i give.. wait for cough and second cough i give again..... coa it soothes d chest or is it troat.

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Crime / Re: Residents Apprehend Fleeing Hotelier After Killing His Girlfriend by keypad1: 10:50pm On Jul 02, 2017
U small but u get correct fine bwrests for pressing. How far show my side na.
Evablizin:
i'm a small girl nah that's why i'm small,for my parents the are not monitoring spirit like bloggers
Celebrities / Re: Trending Picture Of Tall Aki And Pawpaw by keypad1: 10:34pm On Jul 02, 2017
Izalie
Career / Re: Ozak Esu Makes Telegraph’s “Top 50 Women In Engineering” List by keypad1: 10:24pm On Jul 02, 2017
You are still a black monkey in the midst of white people
Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma's Twin Daughters Wed In Abuja (Photos) by keypad1: 10:22pm On Jul 02, 2017
My preeek need ur lips to suck it
fastgyal:
the girl in the 2nd picture is too cute for that guy na
Politics / Re: Hope Uzodinma's Twin Daughters Wed In Abuja (Photos) by keypad1: 10:20pm On Jul 02, 2017
Me i go likr fvck that girl toto. It seems very tight from a distance. My huge preeeek will do justice to her vulva. I will suck her klitoris and lick it clean. My fingers will massage her bwrests like say tomorrow no dey.
Religion / Re: The Day Of Judgement. by keypad1: 10:16pm On Jul 02, 2017
MrPresident1:
Isaiah 2:20-21
In that day a man shall cast his idols of silver, and his idols of gold, which they made each one for himself to worship, to the moles and to the bats;
21 To go into the clefts of the rocks, and into the tops of the ragged rocks, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.


only 0.0000000001 % of nigerians will make heaven and meet jesus. The rests will not reasons they are cheaters, they steal alot , gossipers, hate to help people, they lack love, they love to fornicate and commit adultery, they envy u even if u are managing, they hate their neighbours progress, they practices juju despite going to church and mosque, etc,

this is not judging but its the real truth. Bye
Religion / Re: The Day Of Judgement. by keypad1: 10:11pm On Jul 02, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This is no joke and very deep.

Note that on the judgement day, you will be judged for every vain word.

But I say unto you, that whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment; and whosoever shall say to his brother, ‘Raca,’ shall be in danger of the council; but whosoever shall say, ‘Thou fool,’ shall be in danger of hell fire. Matthew 5:22


This goes out to those raw, immoral talkers here on NL.
Cc keypad1
my brother.....na the same work me and you dey do for here na. How far u don fvck today?

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Celebrities / Re: #BBNaija: Gifty, Bisola & Bassey Cover Jasmine Magazine With Singer Chuddy K by keypad1: 9:48pm On Jul 02, 2017
I can give up anytin just for bisola to suck my pee.nis with her huge lips like she did on camera.

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