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Politics / Re: Lawmakers Vote Against Giving Fathers Paternity Leave by keypad1: 12:25pm On May 04, 2018
Chizuru01:
IF you give a men paternity leave, they will impregnate the nursing mother. Fear an idle man tongue
nursing mother's sabi fvck no be small. one handle one day like that..my preek nearly break. Jesus!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by keypad1: 9:29pm On May 03, 2018
iluvpomo:
why don't you sign in with your other account @Liability. .... cheesy
how u take know me? ode
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by keypad1: 9:21pm On May 03, 2018
iluvpomo:
Very entertaining start to the 2nd half ... I hope the Gunners score to light this game up.
come and thief it na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Arsenal Europa League (1 - 0 ) On 3rd May 2018 by keypad1: 9:19pm On May 03, 2018
gooooaaaallllll.......arsenal.......1-1
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Into Nigerian Prisons Service 2018 by keypad1: 5:49pm On May 03, 2018
ibroh22:

I will send u the soft copy,,, you can print it anytime u need it...
pls bro I need it too.

send to:

mencade55@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Skye Bank Entry Level Recruitment, Apply!!! by keypad1: 10:47am On May 01, 2018
Donraqh:
Well to all of you who were not invited, it's not the end of the road for you.

Note: Not everyone who's invited will make it to final stage, though I understand how painful it is to see a fellow advance while it seems you are static.

There are still better opportunities ahead, just get yourself prepared. I was once like you, but when my time arrived all protocols were broken and I got a job I thought I was not qualified for.

If you will be OK with a bank contract job that will pay within 70k, 80k and 100k+ then I am committed to show you how to get such jobs in less than one month.

I'm doing this because I posted this Skye Bank recruitment advert on Nairaland and felt so bad to understand that just few of you were shortlisted for the test. Good luck as you await the guide
my brother u are doing a nice work. pls can I follow u on WhatsApp?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Miracle Receives N1M Cheque From Pepsi by keypad1: 10:40am On May 01, 2018
just like DAT. how many graduates Pepsi don give 50k to start soft drink business?


Jesus please come...I don tire

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Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by keypad1: 10:35am On May 01, 2018
Mrsimplexvi:
Lazy people... Una mates de work now
shattap today na public holiday
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by keypad1: 10:33am On May 01, 2018
agbonkamen:
u no go carry ur extra large dick go one side u want change my career grin grin
ur Toto go make we sense die. abeg I wan worship for ur shrine.
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by keypad1: 10:30am On May 01, 2018
agbonkamen:
u no go carry ur extra large dick go one side u want change my career grin grin
hahaha...na d tip I go put. only d tip
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by keypad1: 10:19am On May 01, 2018
agbonkamen:
yes grin
its nice .... very nice. but ur yes is it a confirmation. for my sucking?
Romance / Re: What Makes A Man More Attractive To Women by keypad1: 10:13am On May 01, 2018
agbonkamen:
I am from Owan East close to you guys but I once lived at Jattu-Uzairue grin grin
is DAT hair on ur brezz that am seeing? well I will like to suck ur bresss.
Politics / Re: MURIC Warns Nigeria's Christians: Don't Fall For Trump's Bait To Divide Nigeria by keypad1: 10:01am On May 01, 2018
we Yoruba Muslims support muric.

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Politics / Re: Senator Suleiman Othman Hunkuyi Escapes Assassination At APC Meeting In Kaduna by keypad1: 10:17pm On Apr 29, 2018
olatade:
lol that place was my wedding venue
weldone bros....am in Kaduna too. pls link me with a job. help ur brother

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich : UCL (2 - 2) On 1st May 2018 by keypad1: 8:47pm On Apr 29, 2018
yes. we are back

in this tie one thing is certain...
ronaldo will score a tap in or a penalty.
don't be surprise.....
Madrid 0-2 Bayern munich


if e pain you....go and argue with your mum!

I dey Australia come and beat me.
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello Speaks On Dino Melaye's Arrest (VIDEO) by keypad1: 7:33pm On Apr 29, 2018
useless yahaya.. shame oooooo.


click like if yahaya is very useless and share if u still think he is useless.

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Religion / Re: Top 20 MFM Personal Prayers That Can Cause The Fall Of The Enemy by keypad1: 9:37am On Apr 29, 2018
Yoclan:
1. O God arise, and uproot anything You did not plant, inside the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, in Jesus’ name.
2. O God, let the fire of revival, fall upon the Mountain of Fire and Miracles Ministries, in the name of Jesus.
3. O God, let the power of peace and progress, overshadow this nation, in the name of Jesus.
4. O God, arise and give us God-fearing leaders, in Jesus’ name.
5. Every plantation of failure in my foundation, die, in the name of Jesus.
6. Every negative power, flowing from my foundation, to kill my destiny, die, in the name of Jesus.
7. Every dark foundational power, troubling my star, die, in the name of Jesus.
8. I declare war on every enchantment targeted at my destiny, in the name of Jesus.
9. By the power in the blood of Jesus, I command the confidence of the wicked to break by fire, in the name of Jesus.
10. Every serpent and scorpion of affliction, targeted at my destiny, die, in the name of Jesus.
11. Every wicked plantation in the garden of my life, be uprooted by fire, in the name of Jesus.
12. O God, arise and laugh at the plot of the wicked fashioned against me, in the name of Jesus.
13. O Lord, make haste to help me, in the name of Jesus.
14. O Lord, let Your arrows pursue and locate every wicked power targeted against me, in the name of Jesus.
15. O gates blocking my blessings, be lifted up, in the name of Jesus.
16. O God, arise and make all my pursuers turn back, in the name of Jesus.
17. O God, arise and swallow up my enemies in Your wrath and let Your fire devour them, in the name of Jesus.
18. O Lord, break my enemies with Your rod of iron, in the name of Jesus.
19. Blood poured on the ground will not eat me up, in the name of Jesus.
20. My portion is not with the dead, in the name of Jesus.





Source: https://olukoya.com.ng/top-20-mfm-personal-prayers-that-can-cause-the-fall-of-the-enemy/

it works.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall Verification Results by keypad1: 8:50am On Apr 29, 2018
buhari your father!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: “Don’t Come With Charms”, Oil Company Says In Job Test Invite. by keypad1: 10:03pm On Apr 28, 2018
okerekeikpo:
They know what afonjas are capable of doing
u r correct.......u cannot separate afonja and charms...in school, at exams, place of work, interview, football, everything they always use charms.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Koreans Cheer In City Square To Celebrate The Peace Agreement(Photos) by keypad1: 8:17pm On Apr 28, 2018
trump u r d best....click like for trump

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Pets / Re: Monkey Drinks Codeine Syrup In Delta State (Video) by keypad1: 7:13pm On Apr 28, 2018
animal abuse....let me report to is uncle buhari and obasanjo
Pets / Re: Monkey Drinks Codeine Syrup In Delta State (Video) by keypad1: 7:13pm On Apr 28, 2018
thunder fire buhari....most of useless president ever in Nigeria

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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Abducts And Kills His Cheating Girlfriend In Rivers State (Photo) by keypad1: 3:18pm On Apr 28, 2018
Islie:





........Suspect arrested 9 months after, 2 others still at large





http://sunnewsonline.com/alleged-cheating-kidnapper-abducts-kills-girlfriend/


one down....many more to go.
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of BBNaija's Nina's Boyfriend, Collins Revealed. Nigerians React by keypad1: 2:12pm On Apr 28, 2018
them say Collins small...but Collins don fvck her tire na. from dog style to missionary....well done collins

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Polling Units Empty by keypad1: 2:02pm On Apr 28, 2018
justtoodark:


what are you talking about now....??....recall,yes or no....simple as that....
no....but if u think u can recall then go to kogi.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Polling Units Empty by keypad1: 1:59pm On Apr 28, 2018
justtoodark:
but this is strange...polls are empty...not even people to vote to dont recall him.....very strange........ undecided undecided undecided
who will vote? the people mumhammdu boooharry has battered with his useless govt of poverty suffering insecurity tribalistic and thiefery of national treasures?
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Polling Units Empty by keypad1: 1:56pm On Apr 28, 2018
justtoodark:
i dont get it.... undecided undecided

why dont they recall him....?

were they intimidated or they realy like him.....??

i think they were intimidated or else they would go vote to dont recall him..... undecided undecided
he speaks the truth.
fighting for them while their governor is giving their lands to fulani
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Polling Units Empty by keypad1: 1:54pm On Apr 28, 2018
buhariguy:
the lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra are really intellectually lazy,

What did you call a that escaped from police vehicle, and escaping from
ur mumu too much

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye’s Recall: Polling Units Empty by keypad1: 1:52pm On Apr 28, 2018
shame to buhari

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