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Crime / Re: Young Lady’s Corpse Dumped By Lagos Road Side (Graphic Photo) by keypad1: 11:17pm On Jun 25, 2017
Ladies always searching for already made men with their begging begging attitudes always end up as already made materials for money rituals. Barack obama
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A Tanker For Lateef Biola's Oil And Gas Business by keypad1: 11:15pm On Jun 25, 2017
pansophist:
So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full

Mathew 6.2
tell that to federal govt when they manage to give us the masses small change like N power and start announcing it upandan
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 11:06pm On Jun 25, 2017
.We look good together. Can u be my fvckmate?
Nma27:
Yimu. Let don't jazzy do the needful please. They look good together
Celebrities / Re: “you’re Fine Abeg” – Don Jazzy Drools Over Linda Ikeji's Photo by keypad1: 11:03pm On Jun 25, 2017
Hmmmmm......what is smelling? Somebody toto dey smell for here

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Celebrities / Re: Adewumi Fatai Calls Mustapha Ololade A Thief (Photo) by keypad1: 10:59pm On Jun 25, 2017
Why is she doing face as if she wants to suck preeek?

Well i can fvck her toto anyday anytime. Giving her dggstyle to pieces her brain will be good



but wetin mustapha do her na? Abi u fvck her run after she done born for you?
oluwasegun400:
Nollywood Actress Adewumi Fatai calls her estranged babydaddy, actor Mustipha Ololade, a thief (ole) on her Instagram Page and she later delete d post some minute later.


see screenshot below:

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/06/25/actress-adewumi-fatai-calls-her-estranged-babydaddy-actor-mustapha-ololade-a-thief/

Cc: Lalasticlala
Romance / Re: Old Couple Melt Hearts With This Lovely Engagement Photo Of Theirs by keypad1: 10:47pm On Jun 25, 2017
All those our begging begging slay queens una see una life abi.
Keep slaying while men slay all una toto for una

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Celebrities / Re: Femi Adebayo And Dayo Amusa Pictured In Saudi Arabia by keypad1: 10:17pm On Jun 25, 2017
Prostitution in mekkah is real

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Religion / Re: Why Do People Change Church? by keypad1: 5:10pm On Jun 25, 2017
caracas:

Pls stop comparing the Roman Catholic church with all those mushroom churches
The Catholic church is different.
Christ is our founder not owned by any man.
tell me somethin. What happened in imo state concerning the rev father that pope benedict appointed to head a church in that locality? Didnt the people in that area rebelled against the father that they want someone from imo state instead of anambra? Did pope francis solve the issue or not? Answer me oga. U have no point
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Declared Britain's Most Dangerous Prisoner by keypad1: 1:31pm On Jun 25, 2017
mazinoweb:
Why must people associate every thing to a tribe?
because he is a yoruba man na

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Declared Britain's Most Dangerous Prisoner by keypad1: 1:28pm On Jun 25, 2017
Grren algae soup eater at it again. Soiling nigeria name is europe

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Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 1:26pm On Jun 25, 2017
Xbee007:

No, because you are a very dumb islamophob. At least if you are gonna spread falsehood just to make yourself happy, you should create a new thread and see how people like yourself will troop in.
I have stayed for several years in the north, prayed in dozens of mosques and never for once have I heard this falsehood that you peddle.
You are just in this thread to cause trouble.
dumbo what i have seen with my eyes u are here talking trash
Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 1:02pm On Jun 25, 2017
Xbee007:

Mynd44, Lalasticlala. Abeg I think this guy lost his way into this thread. Pls, either delete his demented comments or just give him a week long ban.
because i spoke the truth.
Religion / Re: Why Do People Change Church? by keypad1: 12:34pm On Jun 25, 2017
Omooba77:
What is trend today is for people to move from one church to another.
You hardly find someone who has not attended more than one church.
Please why is this so?
tribalism is a big reasom.

Yoruba people have tribalised redeemed church, mountain of fire, as if jesus is from the south west,

igbo people have tribalised the lords chosen, catholic, assenblies of God church and anglican as if jesus is from igboland.

Idoma people carried methodist on their forehead.

Igala people wants to die on top of ecwa.

Tiv has tribalised catholicism.

So many tribal wahala in churches theses days. If you are not a major tribe the people whose brother is the founder of the church will never like you. They will be planning to see our they can oust you so that their language person will be head.


Thats my observation.

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Religion / Re: Can You Be A Christian And Not Go To Church? by keypad1: 9:09am On Jun 25, 2017
Opeomoope:
My sister-in-law does not attend church nor
have any fellowship apart from me but
believes she is a christian because she prays,
reads the bible and believes that Jesus is
Lord. But friends say she is decieved and not
a christian at all, I’m confused can you be a
christian and not go to church?
- anne
Anne,
I’m not surprised that you’re confused
because it is true to say both that you don’t
need to go to church to be a Christian and
that if you don’t go to church, you’re not a
Christian. Let me explain.
If we were to narrow down what it means
to be a Christian, the best place to look is at
one of the people who Jesus said was a
Christian. If you remember the thief on the
cross next to Jesus ( Luke 23:39-43), Jesus
promises this man that he will be with him
in paradise. This man never got to go to
church, and yet he is a Christian because he
trusts in Jesus. So in that sense it is true to
say that you don’t have to be a church goer
to be a Christian. In fact as soon as you say
you “have to do something” to be a
Christian you are in danger of getting the
gospel message wrong.
However, the Bible has no concept of
individual spirituality - that is Christianity is
not something personal that has nothing to
do with anyone else. That is a very modern
way of thinking. We can see it in the above
passage, the way the man expresses his
trust in Jesus is that shifts his allegiances to
Jesus’ kingdom. He sees that Jesus is the
true king and joins his kingdom, he joins a
group of people - those ruled by Jesus the
king.
If you are a Christian, then you are a
member of God’s church. The church is now
your family, and they are God’s gift to us in
living Christian lives. We see this in Romans
8:28-30. Those who are saved are saved so
that Jesus would be the big brother of many
brothers. God is in the business of making a
family (have a read of Romans cool. This can
also be seen in the fact that most of the
instructions for Christians are done in the
plural, there are very few (if any)
instructions to individuals. (The Greek of the
NT distinguishes between singular and
plural ‘you’ English doesn’t do that anymore).
The Christian life was never meant to be
lived solo, God has gifted each member of
his church to serve one another, you can’t
do that solo. It is near impossible to live a
Christian life alone, it runs counter to
everything God has done for us. However,
some people can’t help but live alone. The
thief on the cross could not join a church, he
had no choice; but where we have a choice,
we really should become a part of God’s
church.
It’s like someone who gets married, but
never moves in with their husband. It is true
that you can be married without living
together, and there may be extreme
circumstances that you can think of where
someone may get married and not live
together (if someone is on their death bed
for example). But a real marriage involves
relationship. Becoming a Christian means
being a part of God’s family.
So my advice for your sister-in-law is, if she
can join a church near to her, she should do
so. If there is nothing holding her back (and
there might be legitimate reasons) she
should go to church. It’s best for her and for
the people who are missing out on her gifts
that she may bring to that church. If there is
some reason why she cannot get to or go to
church then encourage her to meet
regularly with other christians to read the
bible and pray (after all this is what the
essence of church is).
does it mean she pays her tithes and offerings to herself and not to God?
Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 9:02am On Jun 25, 2017
Mrreed:

like i said, people believe what they want to believe. where do you stay in Kaduna?
i presently stay in mando, nd d mosque behind haa three Imam. one of them is a Yoruba man. officers mess has one civilan imam he is a yoruba man. even in the military which id heavily dominated by Hausa's has many non hausa imams. for the past 3years or more, the NAF imam has been an igala man. so what are you saying?
even in tudun wada and tudun nupawa we have plenty non hausa imam dere and members of the hausa tribe pray behind dem. i wont bother replying you again cos ur intention for askn this question is not for clarification but to spew ur usual hatred for the deen.
am at kano road. In the military the hausa normally such small positions to the lesser muslims becos their target is to attain generalship. But on civilian grounds no yoruba imam will lead general prayers most especially today go to any praying and see who is leading prayers at every venue.

Behind my house now the yorubas have chosen a small private school for their own praying ground while the hausas are heading to the main govt primary football ground for prayers.

Tell me more bro
Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 6:22am On Jun 25, 2017
Afamed:

Someone like you who is filled with hates and deception said so but gullibly for you, you bothered not to verify before you jumped into conclusion. Insha Allah, there is no such mosque whether in the South or in the North that any Muslim be it Northern or Southern cant observe his Solat.
here in kaduna hausa man does not enter yoruba man mosque. Truth
Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 6:18am On Jun 25, 2017
Mrreed:

this question of yours have been repeated my non-muslims countless times but people believe what they want to believe.
how would you (non-muslim) knw that hausas dont pray behind other tribes? do you follow them to the mosque to make enquiries about their tribe?
i am a yoruba man and i have been in Kaduna for more than 17months now so i can tell ds ur assertion is inductive and/or baseless. plenty times, we have been led by Imam from other tribes other than the Hausas in big mosques.
my brother, stop circulating unauthenticated msg, be enlightened
you are lying. I have many muslim friends here in kaduna, saw it in schools u cant deny the fact that hausa muslims dont pray in yoruba mosque, yoruba people normally get their own mosque due to this issue
Islam for Muslims / Re: Celebrating Eid-Ul-Fitr: Lessons And Purposes by keypad1: 5:58am On Jun 25, 2017
kayabd:

ode ni bobo yii shaaaa
so u insult on a muslim day celebration? Allah see ur people ooo

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Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 5:29am On Jun 25, 2017
jiangchu:


this not a thread for that. open another thread then we can address you.
address the issue not me
Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 5:27am On Jun 25, 2017
Ahmed4002:


don't know what to say. I guess you don't like Muslims and Islam.

We don't hate people or non-muslims but we hate false and corruption.
But i believe everyone in islam is equal regardless of how many times you pray, or if you fast and that. it is not our place to judge who is a better muslim, if anyone is to judge its Allah(Swt).
i dont hate muslims but the hausa muslims that i know hardly pray in a mosque where other muslims from other tribes are imams e.g. Yoruba, ebira, nupe, etc

why?
Romance / Re: S*x Tips Women Wish Men Knew. by keypad1: 5:24am On Jun 25, 2017
Wow this is my ministry, let me bookmark for more knowledge.
Lalasticlala front page please
Islam for Muslims / Re: EID Mubarak To The Entire Nairaland Forum by keypad1: 5:11am On Jun 25, 2017
Someone said some muslims are superior to others.

The northern muslims doesnt pray in a mosque where a southern muslim is imam. Why the difference?

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Celebrities / Re: Nenny B Joins Phyno, Runtown, Burna Boy For Remy Martins Concert by keypad1: 8:00pm On Jun 24, 2017
IamArbdool:
Born by m4rt
i wish u d same
Celebrities / Re: Nenny B Joins Phyno, Runtown, Burna Boy For Remy Martins Concert by keypad1: 7:57pm On Jun 24, 2017
Tanx for the compliment and encouragement. I will not let you down
dumo1:

Ur a serious pervert.

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Crime / Re: Abia State Government Demolishes Kidnappers' Hideouts In Umuahia (Photos) by keypad1: 7:56pm On Jun 24, 2017
phreakabit:

You fnck in rest rooms?!!! Do you even know what a rest room is? LMAO!!!!
yes people fvck in rest rooms. If u dont i do
Crime / Re: Abia State Government Demolishes Kidnappers' Hideouts In Umuahia (Photos) by keypad1: 7:50pm On Jun 24, 2017
phreakabit:

You fnck in rest rooms?!!! Do you even know what a rest room is? LMAO!!!!
rest room is a room where i rest my preeek inside a hot toto
Celebrities / Re: Nenny B Joins Phyno, Runtown, Burna Boy For Remy Martins Concert by keypad1: 7:37pm On Jun 24, 2017
O boy eeeee

see correct bwrests for first pix. I just need my two hands to rest on those two cuties and squeeze my way to eternity, handle those well positioned nlpples with my thumb and first finger and wriggle it non stop.

See as her toto full inside that tight jeans. Oh lawd. My preek is already charge. My boxer won tear inside my trousers. God which kain wahala be this. Preek maintain small abeg.

But on a serious note, i am ready to suck her klitoris dry, nibbling it with passion, raised both legs of hers behind and pound her puissay all nite long.

True talk

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Romance / Re: Are These Lies Enough Reason To Call It A Quit by keypad1: 7:36pm On Jun 24, 2017
I would have help u on this but sorry i dont help or advise ladies. Bye
Crime / Re: Abia State Government Demolishes Kidnappers' Hideouts In Umuahia (Photos) by keypad1: 7:01pm On Jun 24, 2017
origima:


Am quite sure lost that day.....pls try and find ur way back to that place

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