Ituen,

In other words? 

tytylayor:

y not save your money for another day.

tytylayor:

ohh, r u running out of credit? i can loan u o, or rather, i can even connect u for free, just YIM me,)

tytylayor:

@keziah
Hasta Luego (until later)

Huh huh! What a way to go. Looks like u will need the credit loan from me. Word of advice for u girl "Never hunt what u can not kill, neither start the battle u cannot finish or win " and "Don't start a fire u can not put out, "

See yah! Peace out.

What are u waiting for girl? Loan me at least if i don't need it there are lot of people that will be grateful for it. If u want to keep up wth this believe me, i can spare u all day.

Thank God u say joke section (_{she finaly came to her senses)} I could bet u thought it was insult section. I will kindly ask Seun to add that, so this incidence do not occur next time

Now u are talking. U are never a troublemaker but u sound like one. All the same, i will call it truce cos i don't really have the time. So smile i am in a jolly mood today.

Next time watch that slip of tongue or whatever u want to call it.

@ tytylayor
If u don't understand what a joke is, or ur sense of humor has flown out through the window or something, just get ur lousy ass off the thread and stop being such an idiot.

U were not forced to read or comment. The best u can do if u don't like the thread is to shut up and keep off. No need to be so bitchy.

ituen:

You too wan compound problems

Compound problems ke, why? how?
Take time o, if u no understand the joke ask tufe or one of those ur buddies, but not be come my side.

@ tufe, ituen,
How come u guys are always on any thread in joke section? Looks like both of u are troubleshooters . Any how sha no shaking!

I thought the joke was really funny and it describes some women's attitued; men. Me thinks some ladies do behave like cows once they are married, (men inclusive).

But now that u asked, You tell me tufe, because me i no understand all these ur weird moves in nairaland.

Q: Why are men not getting married?

A: Cause they would rather have milk in the
fridge than a cow in the living room

Sisikill:

"Look beyond HIS words and try to understand that proposing marriage is a scary thing", this is what some people are saying. Okay then, I guess it's safe to say, the poor girl, so overwhelmed by the idea of accepting his marriage proposal (Yeah, contrary to what some people think, the decision does not come easy for women either) blurted the first thing that came into her head (just like the guy when he said I've finally decided to marry you) so he should also look beyond her words and understand that what she really meant to say was  "Thank you, oh thank you for finally deciding to marry me, if you hadn't, come tomorrow morning, they would be dragging my dead body from bar beach"

Aisha2, in my haste to post my thoughts, I forgot to ask you to tell your friend, BRAVO. It's nice to see women who know her self-worth and won't fi ori gbe anything just for the sake of being married. If you don't mind, also tell her man that he is very LUCKY.

I also want to point out that men aren't the enemy here, women ARE there own worst enemies. It is truly the saddest thing.

Jeez girlfriend, i didn't know there are still ladies out there like you. After reading lot of replies from other ladies here, i have decided most ladies deserved being taken for a ride (use and dump). They are so worthless that men see them as toys. If u were a man, would u want a worthless woman for a wife, longtime? NAH if u ask me.

@sisikill
U are my girl anytime any day. Thumbs up. Your type helps us keep our heads up.

@aisha2
Keep the spirit up and ur head up higher. And say a big congrats 2 ur friend for me. She is one in a million. Knows her worth despite the odds.

It's not just waste of money, but resources, time and energy!. Just imagine the money, time and space consumed in the name of burial ceremony in most cases.

Recently, my dad's mum died and i was told all family members, including extended family has to contribute for the grand burial ceremony. Imagine asking me to pay N20k and my younger siblings 15k. I was actually laughing my ass off when i was told, i just told them to add up everything and include it to my mum or dad's bill.

N20k my ass, for a burial ceremony, when the old woman didn't even know wether i am contributing a penny on her behalf.

@clemcykul
You are damn right.

since then neither of us has rested. LMAO

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.

Then God created man and rested.

Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Quote from Ajisafe

Who be this hag wey call insef "Keshia"? Na who give monkey bread? Abeg make you go back to Ojuelegba where you dey sell your "toto" for 3 for #20. Olodo, people dey talk, ashewo also wan talk. E gbami o!

Ajisafe please do not tempt me. I assume this forum is meant for intelligent people and not touts and bums.  I paid attention to all your comments, which were not more than insults to people u do not and i guess will never amount to.

And please u don't  have to be telling the world your mother's trade or the accidental discharge that produced u. I guess till now your mum is still regretting it, but please do not make her sorrier.

DO NOT TEMPT ME, B/COS I HAVE 0% TOLERANT FOR IDIOTS LIKE You.

@ Kobojunkie
To think that Nuzo and others have been doing all they can to make u see reason from page 1-8 and all u have been yarning is nonsense, i did be an idiot if i take up your offer.  Sorry bro, i have better things to do this time.

^{Yawns, takes off before she loses her sanity}. _{Na wa for nairaland.}

@ Kobojunkie
You don't argue for the sake of arguing. In a forum we give way to Logical reasoning and common sense not who wins the argument.

Give up you are not making sense this time.

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For people like you, I suggest you go back and do your homework. Read up on the law,the information you were actually provided with and then know the difference between your assumptions of the facts and then go to the front page of the thread and read the comments and then come back and repost and see things start making sense to you by then.

Thanks for the advice. But i don't reply to a post without reading from the beginning. I read all your comments and that of others from page 1- 7 b/4 i started replying.

I don't think i need a law before i use my common sense or logic to know that, stampeding on naira notes that are being sprayed to dancers will suffer wear and tear quicker than the ones that are being handled with care. I guess u have never heard the advert that says "handle the naira with care na our/your identity?"

It pisses me off when i go to my bank and i am being given dirty stinking naira notes to spend when one mischevious money-miss-road has hijacked the new ones just to spray at a owambe so that all the market women and co can dance on top to show they are enjoying life.

In my village, when the Big Boys in Town wants to show' they come out with the bank notes untouched and land the bunch on your head, that way u know Ego Has Landed. Not some old skool spraying naira notes on ur head. ; chei! D

Damest09:

Nigeria governments are useless. FULLSTOP.

Yes we know. But that do not stop the people from doing the best they can. Or trying to lookout for theirselves

Quote from: Kobojunkie on Today at 02:25:53 PM

Well,  for the umpteenth time, here is it is again,  When you Produce more durable notes, these notes will withstand more wear and tear and hence reduce frequency of reprinting.

Next time pack all your dollars and keep steping on them (stampeding) and please do it really roughly the way they do it when they are dancing. And when u are through just come back and tell us what it looks like .

Then we will decide what is wrong or right. _sighs wear and tear ko, tear and wear ni.

Someone once said there is no higher form of education or technology than logic, or something close. The likes of Nuzo, 4-play, emiemi, and others have repeatedly stressed that fact that spraying the naira, and other forms of naira abuse are the ones Soludo is baning. But to my dismay i keep reading posts from Kobojunkie, and some  , , it beats my imagination as to why some claimed literates, keep on displaying their stupidity and ignorance or arrogance by beating around the bush when the truth is glaring.

Kobojunkie, i have always enjoyed your post and respected ur opinions but this one? Mba, u messed up big time, i guess u just want to win an argument by defiling all logic and common sense. And please stop comparing a Strip Club to a Nigerian Owambe, because there is really no comparism between the two.

As for the He-goat Ajisafe, i guess  your co touts are missing u at oshodi, or mushin right now. Desert the cybercafe you are using right now, because ur ignorance and ill manners stinks and i am afraid the stench is oozing to all Conner's of the earth. Whoops! i have to run b/4 i am contaminated.

Peace out!

Emad:

My God what are these guys doing, they take too long to satisfy fans,, 

Agree with you 100%

, plus their videos are very low budget, you would think that they take time to bring out a remarkable video but no the videos are almost always disappointing!! 

That is not completly true. Remember when they started with Olufunmi and especially "Runaway" the video was superb and one of the best then. But i guess nowadays they are really messing up.

What do you guys think the problem might be? this problem is really making me mad 

Me too. But let's cross our fingers and wait

ouch! That hurts

Please people do not criticise their english. Abeg it's no joke to come up with all those lyrics you are rocking to day-in-day-out. So make una leave them with their English (niglish), after all Grammar no be their language .

But i think they deserve kudos from all for their talent and for keeping us happy and entertain,  _{even when they are making a whole lot of cash from that .}

@Lizzy4real

Have you gone to the Study Centre at Akoka, Yaba to collect your Bursary Pin Code? If yes, then you have to use that and the confirmation order you got from the bank or the bank teller issued to you when you purchase the form. With that you will be able to create a password that is only known to you.

But on the other hand if you have not got Bursary Pin Code from Akoka Study Centre, then you have to do that as soon as possible.

Cheers!

@yimiton
Thanks a bunch for the lecture. I have been hearing about Ogbanjes (abikus) for a long time without substantial proof to back up their weird belief.

I think you are right in your analysis. Where are all the Ogbanjes in the 21st Century? If you ask me, i think modernization has swept them all away. Just like all those weird old folklore our grannies used to tell us in those days.

Peter or Paul which will you die to have? I think both of them are mind blowing and awesome but for jove's sake we can have the two .

So which will you go for?

Seun are you commending the action of the retired federal drug enforcement agents? I think it's a bit funny. I wish Nigerians and Nollywood can take a cue from this.

Former Federal Drug Agents Sue Over Their Depiction in Film "American Gangster"

NEW YORK (AP) -- A group of retired federal drug enforcement agents sued NBC Universal on Wednesday, saying the movie "American Gangster" falsely portrayed them as villains in the story of a Harlem heroin trafficker.

The suit, filed in federal court in Manhattan, claims that the movie defamed hundreds of DEA agents and New York City police officers by claiming at the end that Frank Lucas' collaboration with prosecutors "led to the convictions of three-quarters of New York City's Drug Enforcement Agency."

Denzel Washington acted Lucas in the film. You can find out more on:   http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080116/american_gangster_lawsuit.html

Lol  , i am laughing my fringing butt off.

Jayon how about changing the Pix in your profile? If you are truly born-again now, you ought to remove that b/cos it dosen't speak well of the new image/person you are claiming to be.

Please do anyone know when NOUN (National Open University of Nigeria) Third Batch Admission List will be out? I applied for admission some time ago but yet to see the 3rd Batch Admission List.

I am really getting impatient, since the earlier the better for me to start putting things in place or considering other option.

Please i will be glad if anyone out there has any information concerning them.

@smartsoft
Today is 24th how was your under bridege (triangle) meeting? How many people came for the meeting. want to know if u guys are serious or this is jusy another hulabu

wendymanda:

How silly, has he never farted?
@ poster, what lesson did your aunt want you to learn from it, not to fart in public?

There is a Jamaican saying: If you want to fart let fart be free for it is fart that killed Mary Lee

Lol. The lesson she wants me to learn is obedience and submission to the male folks especially when i am married. She thinks i am just too free and independent in my decisions and behaviour. She want's me to be a BORN-AGAIN in all ways. Not the religious way but the traditional/local type, that way i'll be her dream come true.