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Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 11:58am On Aug 30, 2007
bacuse it feels good

are those ur teeth?
Romance / Re: No Finance, No Romance! by Keziah(f): 11:42am On Aug 30, 2007
Seun:

How many of you men will marry an ugly, fat, old woman? None? Well, it's the same principle.
You are looking for something (youth, fertility) and the woman is also looking for something (security).
There must be an intersection of demand and supply for the transaction of romance to be successful. wink

Seun what a way to put it! But i must confess that u are absolutely right in my opinion.
Politics / Re: Ogba Police Is Harassing Innocent People by Keziah(f): 11:27am On Aug 30, 2007
People what can we do about these harrassment?

I feel like becoming SUPER WOMAN and flying to sue all these people, BUT i still need an accomplice abi na partner? I guess we all are cowards including u!
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 2:31pm On Aug 29, 2007
Because u really are

Why did i tell the truth about u?
Religion / Re: Why Do Many Pastors Have Rings On Both Hands? by Keziah(f): 2:27pm On Aug 29, 2007
The other ring shows that the wife they have with them presently is not their God ordained wife but they are still looking up to God and searching for their God ordained Wifey undecided. Gbam! grin
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 2:20pm On Aug 29, 2007
Yes! I guess he is the man with the black face

sin't she Hgana?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 2:08pm On Aug 29, 2007
Yes Nigerian Police love smoking people

Why are Nigerian Police so corrupt?
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 2:04pm On Aug 29, 2007
becasue jacko has no face

did u see wacho jakcco
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 1:49pm On Aug 29, 2007
Because u said so

Why do u keep doing that?
Education / Re: Satelite Campuses/Annexes Ilegal? by Keziah(f): 1:16pm On Aug 29, 2007
Pls i am still pleading anyone that has any useful info concerning this story should pls help out.
Nairalanders pls be ur brother's keeper.
Politics / Ogba Police Is Harassing Innocent People by Keziah(f): 12:36pm On Aug 29, 2007
Nigerian Police (s) Need Re-orientation

Help! Help! Help!

Recently the some officers from Area 'G' Ogba Police Station has turned Cybercafes to their hunting ground. They are harassing the innocents inclusive, no questions asked they just point people and cart them away. What has students that are filling their post-jamb form (Unilorin) and job seekers that are posting their CV got to do with Cyber Crimes? These men came and bundle everybody in the cafe to their station at Area 'G' Ogba, and everybody has to bail themself out with N5,000.00 each. If u fall a victim will u ever go to the cafe to do anything again? These people are really making life unbearable for people now. She make man pickin no go cafe for any reason again?

Tell me what kind of orientation do the Nigerian Police have? Were they not supposed to protect the innocent and arrest the guilty ones? I am at lost at their behaviour of recent.

Please if there is any Human Right Lawyer out there, please come to the aid of the oppressed from these power/money starve policemen. Please the I.G of police, please look into this matter before these men kill the people they were suppose to protect.

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Forum Games / Re: Ask A Question, Get A Wrong Answer! by Keziah(f): 9:58am On Aug 29, 2007
because u also are!


Why are there Copycats?
Romance / Re: Heartbroken: Jilted By My Girlfriend For An 'Ex-Boyfriend' by Keziah(f): 12:05pm On Aug 28, 2007
Pls get this girl out of ur mind for once because she was never yours and the other guy was never an ex-boyfriend. I feel really sorry for people like you that can't read in between the lines (this girl told u she broke up with the other guy b/cos of his genotype but she can't break any form of contacts with him) and u accepted that, and u never realized that u were just a spare tyre in her life? Abeg my brother wake up and continue with ur life b/cos this babe was never urs and u never had a relationship with her. Simple!

Move on with ur life but if u can't i don't mind having osho free like u wink Good luck and keep ur eyes open next time.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Fool by Keziah(f): 11:04am On Aug 28, 2007
Hey guys! abeg make una sofrin sofrin insult this guy, he tried making his point despite his bad approach and lol grammar. Abeg make una look beyond that point and understand his beef with the supposed Nigerians Fool nkwanu?

By they way @ Poster I LOVE your english, you rocks! But i sympathize with u sha
Politics / Governor Fashola Offer Legal Aide To Arrested Victims Of Indecent Dressing by Keziah(f): 10:12am On Aug 28, 2007
Governor Fashola Offer Legal Aide to Arrested Victims of Indecent Dressing reported on LTV News at 10 am today.

Were you a victim of Indecent Dressing? You can as well contact the man for free legal services against the police force or whosoever ordered the arrest. We just have to stand up for our right rather than being cowards for once.

I was among those that lambasted the Governor for such a act, but if he says he is not behind  all these or in support of the whole act we can as well prove him wrong or give him the benefit of doubt by coming out in public to sort out all the misunderstanding.

Or am i the one misunderstanding the information?
Religion / Re: What If Another Jesus Comes Today? by Keziah(f): 2:56pm On Aug 17, 2007
hmnnnnnnnnn!
@ pilgrim.1
U seem to much about the background of christianity abi na racism, which one my sister?
Education / Re: Satelite Campuses/Annexes Ilegal? by Keziah(f): 2:41pm On Aug 17, 2007
I am only concern about what happen here in Nigeria and not other countries. All i want to know is weather the story is true or false. I think this information will be useful to alot of people if the story is true.

So it will be greatly appreciated if anyone has any useful info.
Religion / Re: Oh God, Tunde Bakare Again! by Keziah(f): 10:05am On Aug 15, 2007
@ Kemjisuper
Personally, I'm enjoying the sight and sounds of corrupt ex-governors behind bars. The rest coming in won't be as daring in their bad deeds I tell you. But only time will tell if it's all for real.

Cheers

Bro i dey laugh here! How come no body is probing Baba Iyabo? I guess the man deserves behind Zoo Bars as a sentence pronounce on him. (Personal Opinion though) grin
Education / Satelite Campuses/Annexes Ilegal? by Keziah(f): 10:53am On Aug 14, 2007
I was told by a guy that Satelite Campuses/Annexes are illegal and that Government owned organizations or multi national companies would never employ someone that graduated from all theses satelite campuses. This is not the 1st time i have been hearing about such but I don't know how true this is. It will be greatly appreciated if i can get all necessary info on statelite campuses.

Is there anyone that knows if this is true, or have any other releveant info that will be useful?
Religion / Re: What If Another Jesus Comes Today? by Keziah(f): 10:37am On Aug 14, 2007
This tread was created for a different purpose, but i am actually laughing my head off here grin grin grin all the same.

@ Kuns
U didn't tell us the reason why those people are lynched or burnt, so we can assume anything we want undecided
Religion / Re: What If Another Jesus Comes Today? by Keziah(f): 10:18am On Aug 11, 2007
pilgrim.1:

It's not a question of "What IF" - because as already quoted from Matt. 24:4-5, it is expressly stated that MANY will do precisely that! And indeed, many have come in various guises parading themselves to be 'the Christ'.

Only recently did another mental case go public with his proclamation by the name of José Luis de Jesús Miranda, who runs Creciendo en Gracia (Growing In Grace International) based in Miami, Florida USA. This guy may come across as a funny chap to many, but not to many others who see him as the real deal. Among his claims are that: he is God on Earth; that he is Jesus Christ; and that he is also apostle Paul. As if that was not enough, he proclaimed himself the antichrist, and his followers demonstrated their enthusiasm by putting on 666 tattoos on the bodies.

There are many others who have come, declaring themselves to be 'Jesus Christ'. But let's all be careful and discerning enough to see things without admixtures. The Bible warns that:

"But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ. For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him. . . For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light. Therefore it is no great thing if his ministers also be transformed as the ministers of righteousness; whose end shall be according to their works." (2 Cor. 11:3, 4 & 13-15).
This is really unbelieveable! This is the first time i am hearing of this. Some people might find this post riddiclus of funny. but it came to my mind when i thought of the likes of Rev. King (late) that came destroyed and misled alot of people. Even with all the attrocities he committed all in the name of religion/christianity alot of people blindly followed him. I then wondered if a man that committed alot of evils and unjust towards his fellowman was greatly reverend, how much more of one that will come and do alot of miracles and wonder claiming to be Jesus himself? Well, the bible says we should know the truth and the truth shall set us free. We should then hold on fast to the truth we know today to guard us against the lies of tomorrow.
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by Keziah(f): 9:50am On Aug 11, 2007
Talking about police arresting men wearing earings and dreadlocks, i think it's only all these omo-aje pako(the poor in the society) that they are arresting. If they really think they mean business and they know what they are doing is legal, make them try go arrest Charlie Boy first and if they succeed without making a big fool of themselves, i guess by then we all will comply and mellow down. What do u think?
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by Keziah(f): 9:40am On Aug 11, 2007
@ Kitaun
I wonder why all the noise now that its all about ladies   do u know how many helpless men get arrested nightly with Policemen going around in seized commercial buses to raid their victims? and this has been going on from time immemorial 


What's the point? Since u know very well how the policemen harrass and raid innocent men, then why extend the same treatment to the ladies just in the name of indecent dressing? Can u rightly define indecent dressing to the whole public? Indecent/decent  dressing has no boundary, what might be decent to another person might be indecent to another. So if the goverment want to now enforce a law about indecent dressing to the public, i think they should first defiine indecent dressing to the public. U can't tell me i disobeyed the law without telling me what part of the law i dsobeyed. Simple.

@ 50kobo

there are numerous problems in Nigeria and it is sad that ''indecent'' dressing is a priority!
what of the armed robbers?
what of the floods?
what of the bad roads, pot holes?
what of the pollution (you can't see the sky in lagos)
what of the street kids
what of the terrible traffic congestions
what of the lack of water /electricity!
what of awon area boys causing trouble
what of the fat cats (corrupt leaders) chopping all our money?

before we start talking about the way people dress!  Sometimes its like our heads are turned upside! we don crase finish

True talk my brother, i am surprise that he is a SAN and he still don't know how to set his priorities. The man should tell us our boundary as to what indecent dressing is. What portion of arm should i bare, what portion of my legs i shouldn't  show or what portion of my chest shouldn't be bare? The man should come out and inpublic and enforce that as long as it don't contradict the Nigerian constitution as long as Democracy is concern.

@kitaun)
Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola
@50kobo

be sincere to your conscience

which of the problems u enumerated and more has Fashola not started working on in one way or the other?


Kitaun u can as well tell us how much efforts and man power he has put into place to solve thses listed problems. The only  one we know of that is only effective is the issue at hand.
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by Keziah(f): 1:33pm On Aug 08, 2007
Pls someone should put me right with this. Is it true that ladies are also being arrested for wearing trousers and knickers? I heard they are also being arrested because of that in my vicinity.

The other day in my compound, two parrents were burning their daughter's clothes: the ones they assume would warrant an arrest (trousers and knickers inclusive) and their daughters were battling with them to save their clothes. When i asked them what was happening, they gave me the story and also told me that, they said if one is arrested and anybody comes to the rescue such will also be arrested.

So pls people i want to know if this is really true before i make my comments.
Religion / Re: What If Another Jesus Comes Today? by Keziah(f): 12:29pm On Aug 08, 2007
Hey all! thanks for your answers and opinions. But the question still remains what will u do? What will be ur reaction?

Posted by: Aproko
Insert Quote
your question is very funny. you have given a perceived answer from the bible i.e, any other jesus is a false prophet, so why are you still asking?
  Ur I.D. suggest ur answer. I would have prefered if u read the post properly before u make ur snide remark. I said what if another Jesus came and did something more spectacular than the first? After all, u weren't there when the 1st one came undecided but u are here to witness this. What if he told u that this was his appointed time and that the other played a fast one on him just like Satan the Devil did in the Garden of Eden. Will u beleive him or stick to the truth u know? Simple as that.

Honestly i have been thinking about this for long and i will really appreciate everyone's opinion.
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by Keziah(f): 2:56pm On Aug 07, 2007
I just think Fashola should look into this matter more critically. In a state like Lagos we already have enough trouble so far, but if he persist then we are in trouble because if this directive succeed the next thing he will be after is arresting ladies with bleached skin, artificial nail, artificial hair (Weaveon and the rest), artificial make-up and etc grin and before u know it we become as natural as the original Adam & Eve in the garden of Eden.

By then we won't be practising Democracy any longer but Naturalism
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Is She Playing Hard To Get Or Not Interested? by Keziah(f): 7:11pm On Aug 06, 2007
I did say she is Playing hard to get, and also not wanting to commit for now. With the hig rates of heartbreaks and dumping nowadays, i guess a wise guy will no how to play her game without getting herself into trouble.

So i guess she needs some time to be sure that's for real.
Religion / What If Another Jesus Comes Today? by Keziah(f): 3:52pm On Aug 06, 2007
What if another Jesus comes today? I keep asking myself,

In Matthew 24:4-6 , Jesus said "Watch out that no one deceives you. vs 5 "For many will come in my name, claiming, 'I am the Christ,[a]' and will deceive many."

What if someone comes and claim to be Jesus and that the other one (JESUS) that came some years ago was a scam. He then performs miracles and wonders, will u believe him or not?

WHAT WILL U DO?
Politics / Re: Lagos Girls Versus Governor Fashola by Keziah(f): 8:32pm On Aug 05, 2007
@dblock
Nigeria is slowly becoming Saudi Arabia.

This is a serious issue.

We can't have Chinese/Middle Eastern Laws here in Nigeria

We should be striving for a better Democracy, not leaning towards Communism or Sharia.

This is the 21st century.
BROS PLS CORRECT URSELF, IT'S NOT COMMUNISM WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE BUT SHARIAISM. ASK FASHOLA OR YAR' ADUA IF I AM LYING grin
Food / Re: If Your Boyfriend Can Cook Better Than You by Keziah(f): 1:37pm On Mar 27, 2007
If most of you ladies are Nigerians and living in Naija + married to a correct Naija guy. Your being happy about the situation will be a good way of insulting your parents (don't ask me how and don't get offended). That's the way it goes.

A Correct Naija guy no go ever gree say na him go dey go kitchen go cook everyday. Aba! ladies let's be realistic pls.

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