obo.nyunmi:

u never pray make God give u one person furst - u dey here dey boast.

why u dey yap like mumu?

saucekid:

@ obonyunmi,
how that one take concern you sef?

God go bless u and me.

The questions is as simple as ABC, take it or leave it no be by Fire or by Force. I have a serious reason for asking and ur responses will be appreciated and not criticism

@lololo

Love is more than emotions, and it is much more than a good feeling. But our society has taken what God has said about love, sex and intimacy and changed it into simply emotions and feelings

Well said. But who do believe or pay attention to that kind of love nowadays? Only few, very few ones i tell u.

@ saucekid
You never answer my question.

@ obo.nyunmi
AGBAYA

kateflow:

love  is money

Chei! U don kill me. If love is money then all the old old baba Aristos them for don pay for all the unborn children love for ground, because them no want old at. But i guess money is not everything.

Olulayomi:

Maybe the the Govt should sack the force we have now and employ new people, who will put on white as their uniform because the uniform they are putting on now, is really affecting them and I know, the new blue one will not help matter either. 

I don laugh die Sis both of us fit spearhead this campaign sha. How about this? Both of us will hustle and look for a way to sponsor the sewing of this their New Uniform. What do you say?

@Saucekid
She omo Ijebu nie? Sho ra oo!

On a serious note will anyone of you Graduates or Masters Degree Holders ever marry an illiterate in the name of almighty Love?

ATTAHDYE:

Soundmind
this line contradicts everything u said:

''The story said that birds do not petch on it and the leaves does not fall on ground. If the leaves want to fall, birds will carry it back to the top of the tree''.

you said anything that touch it dies. how do the birds carry the fallen leaves back to the tree?

My brother God go bless u.

@midastouch
You for put that  story for BBC or CNN i bet your village will make alot of money from Tourism. You guys better wake up and think logically before u start posting.
If these trees exist, why isn't  anybody bringing it to limelight and we make it a tourist attraction? Abi all those things Oyinbo use for tourism are they more wonderful and awesome than this your wonderful tree?

@tatajega
Which planet abi village you fall from? What did u study @ school? i doubt if it won't be waffiology Mind urself and say something understandable to the ordinary man abeg!

This happened a long time ago but whenever I remember the experience I am always like chei! Na only God go help this Gal.

I was a bit young by then, and living with my eldest bros and sis who were still a bit dependent then. There was this rich Aunt of mine whom we depend much on, during the weekends or whenever we are broke we always go to her for some extra cash and food (including cooked ones).
So, this fateful Christmas my eldest Bros went to her place and told her we were broke and we didn’t cook any Christmas delicacies (he was actually lying and look for some cash) but unfortunately he didn’t get much but ended up with Coolers of Fried Rice, Jollof Rice and Salad. But the problem was that we already have enough food, so we have to keep the foods in the Fridge till the next day.
So, the next day, I woke up very early in order to fill my tank as much as I can before anyone wakes up. Imagine this; I took time and turn to warmed the Jollof Rice, Fried Rice and SALAD . But when it was time for me to eat I was wondering why the salad was looking the way it is but I just shrug off and kept eating but the taste wasn’t nice anymore so I returned it and kept eating. The problem started when sis and bros wanted to eat.
Sis was staring hard at the salad and at me, and I was like my God make sis no punish me for being so selfish and she was like did u warm this thing? And I am like I swear to God I did.
My dear sis was up-mouthed and staring hard at me as if I have grown wings , it was my bros who was rolling hard with laughter that got irritated and I was like did I miss anything? And my sis was like yes u did! U missed out when ur mates were being taught how to cook and be civilized . I received a lecture on womanhood abi na girlhood for a very long time and even my dear Aunt got to hear of it.

Since then if I no know, I dey ask make sabi sabi no go kill me.

Men she!

Graduates will u marry an Illiterate in the name of love?

As for me the answer is capital letter "NO" I will never ever marry an illiterate, not even for LOVE. I have my reasons.

So, Graduates will u marry an Illiterate in the name of love? Ur candid opinions are needed pls.

oreofemi:

i just want to know why u are asking for the definition of LOVE.

Because i think i am in love with you. But i am not so sure, so u can help me out pleaseeeeeeeee

All of us having being talking, talking and talking about the problem without offering a solution. I have a Great solution to this:

STRATEGIC SOLUTION TO HARASSMENT OF NPF.
1. We all Nairalanders talk 2 Seun to give us permission to organize a Concert
2. We will tag the Concert "Save the Poor"
3. We ll invite the whole world (since Nairaland is for Nigerians and friends of Nigeria)
4. All Nairalanders will perform (according to Ur talent)
5. All the money/monies realized (estimate of trillions by my calculation)
6. We ll donate all the monies to the Nigerian Police Force from our large heart in order to avoid future harassment.
7. Once in our lives (Nigerians in this generation) we ll be totally free from NPF until the days of ur children's children .

But since by His grace nairaland will still be available for them they can always see my great solution and repeat it over and over again from generation to generation. 

This is my Widows mite straight from my Large Heart.

Am i not great ? Someone tell me if i am not a genius, Seun we can be partners sha. What do u say?

@Lexyl
I don't even live at Ogba or anywhere close to Ogba, you have to spend as much as N120 to N150 from my place to Ogba. Tell me if these people do not know there Territory or District.

@Siena
You have said it all and God bless u for coming up with those beautiful names, it fits them like a Cloak of Glory.

jewelking:

We don't have to be surprise at least they are our friends , we suppose to feel safe whenever we have them around, but its d other way round. I think i will have to get some tiny cameras into my car and my eye glasses too and begin a hunt for these set of shameless people. I don't think we need the IG to reduce the ultimate crime because "SAME NI", as soon as i finish up with my little research u guys wil definitely see it on CNN and that wil surely teach us a lesson!

LOL. Same here, I am going to be carring a Camera Phone both for recording, i really mean thses bastards this time.

But, i don't pray to be taken to their station, cos if they do, they certainly search and sieze ur phone before u get to use it against them or even call a Lawyer. So be really careful with these people, because they can even shoot u if they know what u are doing.

LOVE
1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or   
         friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.

"Different Strokes for Different Folks," they say. Different people have different definition for Love  judging by the actions or emotions.

But as for you what's your definition of "LOVE"?

trendy:

i heard that too , nothing for grand children but millions for dog
and they said something like she said her grandchildren knew why they were left out
but no matter what, how them go leave animal that kind amount
this dog is richer than lot's of people
now convert that money to naira

@iykee, lmfao, you talk true
our dogs here need role model
butif na naija Dog u give that kind money
u go suprise say dog go begin go market go do shopping

Lol, where nija delta militants dey. That Dog no go last for a sec before dem go kidnap am for ransom

It is really complicated

Do u have an answer?

@naijaking1

I think toilet still plays a crucial role in the transmittion of these diseases. I say this because:

1. If u use share a water system with someone who has such disease and the water splash on ur privates i guess u will be at risk of catching such,

2. If one uses an infected latrine/pit toilet, i understand that the heat or vapour that comes from such toilet is really dangerous and poisonous.

3. I understand most ladies who are not promiscuous can also catch it through these media simply by opening themselves to the heat or the water that splash from such toilets when defacing or urinating.

Those are the most reasons why most people refer to them or generalize them as toilet disease. So I'll say toilet spread it faster than sex. Because 20 or more people can have access to such toilet than to a Carrier via sex.

Awesome!

Yes.

What is it all about?

@bencobenz
Pele. I am laughing hard here. Atleast u carry something when the unlearned abi na illiterate policeman call illega. I wonder the kind of training they give them before they join the force. When i see most of them at roadblocks i am always like na waoo! U could actually see an idiot that droped out of Nursery/Pry school go and join the police force and the guy go even dey claim right give you.

I sincerely hope that the I.G or Commissioner for once do something meaningful about these men before they will turn to full time armed robbers in daylight.

bolseas:

lagospunch@punchontheweb.com

will get more later

Thanks alot! I have sent an article to them relating to this, i sincerely hope they publish it.

bolseas:

lagospunch@punchontheweb.com

will get more later

Thanks alot! I have sent an article to them relating to this, i sincerely hope they publish it.

was that his name?

Can u believe it?

On an occasion, I know a guy who lives in Gowon Estate, Egbeda and was on his way to fill his cooking gas closeby, right within the estate when the policemen claiming to be Anti-Robbery Squad attached to the Nigeria Police at Gowon Estate, Moshalashi Bus-stop, Ipaja, Lagos stopped him. The team was led by one Edo indigene named Constable Oscar. Having checked the entire car and found no fault or offence, Oscar had asked for an ID which my friend left at home, having just returned from work, realizing his gas is finished and was dashing down to the gas station nearby. He had presented his driver’s license and all documents of the car. Two gas cylinders were on the seat of the car to prove intent. He had some of his complimentary cards which he also tendered. Somehow he had not his I.D. They insisted that his crime was not having his I.D. and he must follow them to the police station. This was very ridiculous so at a point my friend got infuriated and fired back at them that not having an I.D. cannot be said to be a crime. Is the country not aware that there is a high level of unemployment in Nigeria and does our constsitution make having a job a mandatory requirement for being a Nigerian or living in Nigeria. He asserted his position that that is not enough reason to be arrested when evidence abound through the car documents and Driver’s license of his true identity. Team leader Oscar desperate for a loot, quickly looked around and accused my friend of carrying a police sticker when he was not a policeman and forced him to the station. After delaying my friend unduly for about three hours, he ended up coughing out N1,000 to the crookish cops, Oscar and Co of the police station. A few days later, a senior police officer explained in the Punch Newspaper that it is no crime to have a police sticker on your car even if you are not a policeman. It is not impersonation. It is identifying with the police, being proud of the police and advertising the police. It is actually a commendable practice to agree to wear a police sticker on your car, especially considering the poor image and unfriendly attitudes of the Nigeria Police. It is a dis-service to your person and your car but one is urged by patriotic sentiments.

So u can see my point and greviances against our so-called Police (the bad eggs)

@sojioguns,

I don't leave at Ogba or near Ogba, you have to pay as much as N120 or N150 to get to my place from Ogba and the people arrested here are mostly Jambites/postjambites? and job seekers. That shows that these people they are theives and are in places where they were not even supposed to be.

By the way i don't think you have to put on the kind of Suite Daddy Adeboye or Chris Oyakhilome puts on before u are be viewed as a responsible citizen. What is wrong is wrong let's face it!

yimiton:

People cheat in relationships for different reasons, but it all boils down to one thing, dissatisfaction.

An individual  goes into a relationship without really knowing his partner, then, he discovered that she's totally different from whom he thought she was but he finds it difficult to break up even though he realizes he's actually not in love with her _{doesn't want to hurt her feelings.}  or she doesn't possess the qualities he's looking for in a woman afterall.

Then, he keeps her but keeps floating around to see if he'll eventually get that lady his mind is after.
Another factor is that he may not want to leave her because he feels insecure. He needs someone else but afraid to loose what he already has in case he doesn't readily find that someone.

Then, there's pure indiscipline, some plp just can't stay with a single partner.

_{Note: 'He' could be a male or female here as well as 'she' could be the male.}

True talk sis, i absolutely agree with u.

But are u talking from expereince sounds like u know it all or being throught

No

Ever being smacked?

I will appreciate if i can get their email addresses because all the EFCC numbers that were pasted on the Cafe are not functioning not even One! Na wah for Nija, i am really sick and tired of this Mickey Mouse Freedom we have in this country. But wetin man fit do?