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Mtcheeewww... all you people declaring some1 dead when the person is much alive sha!... God knows your house number o. Eish!

Never liked it. Never gonna like it. I can't even find my way 'round other people's phone so leave mine alone!

Love is not enough to hold a marriage there are several other virtues that does. But since you have 2 options I will say character. Character will help keep the love alive

Ruggedman:
[b]Goodday everyone. My name is Kingsley Mark Akpan. I'm a 25-year-old graduate of one of the reputable Universities in Nigeria, UNIUYO to be precise. Since I passed out from school, life has been quite hard. From one fruitless job hunting experience to another and many a time, I'm even compared to forfeit more cash on many of such to-and-fro unfortunate journeys. Well, life goes on. I can't sit down at home, lazy around without doing something, and expect manner from heaven. LOL. I mean no one's gonna pay my bills for me. Anyway sha, man gotta survive. Um so, I settled for a much less paying job albeit painstakingly. Okay. Let me cut the unecessary details and hit the hammer on the nail: I'm a gigolo or a lady-killer if you may. Alright. I offer sex for money - YEAH THATS MY JOB. Okay. The price is #10, 000 for a one-night stand. Good. So, if you're a lady and you're in dire need of steamy, pleasurable sex, just holla at your boy. Always at your service. A trial will convince you. My picture is attached below:[/b]

Eku oro aje!

Jeleosimi Schl...

SaintHephzibah:
must you be derogative, offensive, insolent and scurrilous in your reply? I only asked cos i needed some guidelines cos i aint booked a flight nor travel in it before. So i needed to ask so as to help me from "fumbling" as a novice. Hope you understand me?

E yaaaaa... you are all these and more. Learn to communicate well. But hey you can still ask your questions no wahala

SaintHephzibah:
have you ever boarded a flight before?

What is this one saying?? Quit talking through your anus!

Lol... who will fall for this Crap? Sleep with #EeashOder mehnnn who cares

True... very true!

This is some C.R.K thang!

Ermm is she not Human?? What has Christianity got to do with moaning?

Happy Birthday to all the Celebrants today Including me. May your days be long and your joy be full. Have a rewarding year.

Godpikin4:
Please it isn't for malaria....it's an antibiotic used for typhoid treatment.

Please never use it without a health practitioner's consent.

I was wondering. I asked about it and I was told it's for typhoid just as you have rightly said. Thank you

Wait, ciprotab for malaria?? Never knew it works for Malaria

LastProphet:
true, i havent taken overland before, Ilorin and Ibadan not my normal route

I haven't either! A friend once told me the experience she had flying overland so I know it's a No No for me. Don't like small planes too

LastProphet:
the seats looks like Aero

Lai lai... look again! That's overland..

Very Economical...loool

Doll baby..

Tastee Fried Chicken. TFC

Are you sure you are a graduate of the schl? I don't see why you are asking "How" on Nairaland

Agbo Jedi...lmaooo

Trust me... only Jackie chan can die in July and the news is out in June... Only Jackie Chan! Lol

chukxie:
" Chines man"! This got me laughing. I'm doing fine, thanks. You?

Lool... am very well, thank you!

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Na wah o..
You cld have asked colleague at work or classmate or anybody standing nxt to you but you had to come ask on Nairaland Lool

chukxie:
This life self! I'm saddened. May Omar rest in perfect peace in heaven.

How is Chinese man doing lately??

Lai lai... that can't be him! What happen to the cute lil man And he ain't 33yrs... eish!!

Yinkame123:
Dont understand why our emergency response in this country is so poor. Imagine the truck burning for hours without any attempt to put it off despite the attendant risks it poses to other road users. And there are people at the fire service drawing their salaries without doing anything.

They know nothing about Health and Safety!