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CareerRe: Male Nigerian Nurse: Proud Of His Profession by khalhokage(m): 7:12am On May 18, 2016
tosin2013:
Nurses and doctors DONOT have the same amount of knowledge of patients!

The difference is as clear as night and day!

Thank you.
He didn't say that, he said "relatively the same knowledge"

The difference is as clear as night and day!
Jokes EtcHilarious Faces Of Olympic Divers In Motion by khalhokage(op): 5:12am On May 18, 2016
CrimeRe: 5-Month Old Aborted Foetus In Benson Idahosa University (Graphic Photo) by khalhokage(m):
Some people will say that could be the future President of Mars, completely ignoring the fact that if they had been born to a parent(s) that couldn't take care of them properly they would most likely turn out to be the future Anini of earth.

I'm not here to support or judge abortion, i'm just saying people love to romanticize anything involving death like everyone that dies was an asset to the world forgetting that the world be a better place if some people were never born.

It's because of the whole "never speak ill of the dead" nonsense, even if this innocent dead was once a horrible living.

rant over.

As for that picture, that's disgusting.
PhonesRe: Please Don't Buy The Bluboo X550, It's A Scam by khalhokage(m): 9:02am On May 17, 2016
Jumia gave you a defective product, isn't there a return policy? instead of trying and praising Infinix products you should contact Jumia to find a solution, which I would imagine is either replacement or refund.

Take note, sometimes even big and trusted manufacturers ship defective products, bluboo's devices could be very good for all you know but you just so happened to have got a bad device.
Science/TechnologyRe: Biggest Python Ever Is Caught In Nigeria by khalhokage(m): 7:41am On May 17, 2016
Did they have to kill it?
RomanceRe: How Not To End Up A Woman/Girlfriend Beater!!!!! by khalhokage(m): 7:32pm On May 16, 2016
It's pretty easy, be a decent well balanced person that has self control.
PoliticsRe: Obiano Visits The Obi Of Onitsha In A Grand Style - Check Photos by khalhokage(m):
ArmedRobber:
Onitsha extension of benin stoogegrin

Before u qoute me. Answer this question..?

What is the meaning of OBI in igbo..?

Why is that every monarch in igboland is either known as EZE and IGWE but obi of onitsha is different.?

Why is obi of onitsha dressing different from all monarchs in igboland ..??

Why is OBI of onitsha dress like benin monarch..?

Why is that any OBI of onitsha must make sacrifice to all dieties in benin kingdom after he ascends throne..?

Why did Nnamdi Azikiwe said Onitsha people re not pure igbo descendants..?
Lol, you're trying to instigate a quarrel with common knowledge, i'm an Onitsha man and any Onitsha person you meet will tell you that we are descended from the Benin kingdom, it's part of our history and we're not ashamed of it, we're still one of the greatest kingdoms in West Africa.

Please go somewhere else to look for trouble. grin
GamingRe: Best Android Game Bug Runner 2D Running Game by khalhokage(m): 2:04pm On May 12, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:
grin
My brother abeg laugh o grin
PhonesRe: 18 Pictures Every Nigerian On Facebook Will Relate To. by khalhokage(m): 1:29pm On May 12, 2016
18
Technology MarketRe: Apple Iphone 5 64gb For Sale 28k by khalhokage(m): 1:28pm On May 12, 2016
Where?
RomanceRe: Can You Slap Your Mum For $2o,ooo,ooo ? by khalhokage(m): 1:19pm On May 12, 2016
Abeg she will understand.
PhonesRe: Instagram Unveils New Logo by khalhokage(m): 1:08pm On May 12, 2016
It's ugly
CultureRe: Pls Be Prayerful. They Are Everywhere Even On Logos by khalhokage(m): 9:08am On May 12, 2016
lol, this isn't a matter of be prayerful, since you have a problem with it stop using any service that features those colors, it's hypocritical to say they're evil and then keep using them.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What Was That Romantic Word He Used That Made Shed Tears??? by khalhokage(m): 9:02am On May 12, 2016
BlueEyeBalls:
lol.... So money makes it rain down ur cheekshuh Ogirl u are not really serious I say again!
Listen to Bruno Mars - Money Makes Her Smile, you'll understand.
RomanceRe: She Made Me A Laughing Stock Today..... Am So Ashamed by khalhokage(m): 1:33am On May 12, 2016
Where's the shame na? I've bought pad for my gf severally, just walk in, bone face and say give me sanitary pad, if the sales person wants to make Joe's about it, joke with them take your property then leave.
PhonesRe: MTN Introduces 500MB For N25 Night Plan by khalhokage(m): 8:16pm On May 11, 2016
parrotibaba:
olodo can't you just shut the f'ck up now that you have disgraced yourself in public? Simple stuff you can't comprehend. And why won't I say my thoughts about a particular stuff I have issues with? Is nairaland not a public forum? Did I quote you with my opinion? If you don't like/understand what I said why don't you just f'ck off? I use mtn and I have the right to air out my distaste about anything they do that I don't like. If you like sucking d'cks and not complain then go right ahead.


Don't quote me again.
Just because you're doesn't mean you have to talk, it's not a competition, MTN as a business isn't entitled to give you anything more than you pay for, if you were cheated in anyway complain, but complaining because a business released a new completely optional service is stup'd and shows a twisted sense of entitlement and immaturity.
PoliticsRe: NIGERIANS Are Happy About The Increase In Fuel Price. See! by khalhokage(m): 8:11pm On May 11, 2016
What's the sample size of this poll? it could be only five people.
PhonesRe: MTN Introduces 500MB For N25 Night Plan by khalhokage(m): 8:02pm On May 11, 2016
parrotibaba:
are you this f'cking dumb? Where did I say that N25 is too big for 500mb? If you have any iota of comprehension you would have seen that I'm complaining about the restrictions placed on the plan. Why will they make it a one time plan? Most folks like my download large files(1-2gig)so they should have at least allowed the users to sub again after their initial plan has expired considering that we will be losing sleep over this plan. This is what is hard for you to comprehend? Man you got issues and it's no joke.
You shouldn't complain about something like this, if the policy isn't to your liking, move along and find another solution, instead of b'tching as like the telco isn't here to do business but to lose money to greedy ingrates like you.
PhonesRe: MTN Introduces 500MB For N25 Night Plan by khalhokage(m): 7:51pm On May 11, 2016
parrotibaba:
man shut your cake hole! Am I complaining about the price?
That's exactly what you're crying over, apparently 500mb is too little for N25, otherwise you wouldn't have opened your overused dickhole to moan like a little girl.
PhonesRe: MTN Introduces 500MB For N25 Night Plan by khalhokage(m): 7:17pm On May 11, 2016
parrotibaba:
This is utter crap! So I get to use the 500mb only once? WTF! What if I want to download a 1gig file? I should download it over 2 days? The hell kind of weed this ninjas de smoke? On top say I go deprive myself sleep to use the shitty plan.
It's N25, ingrate.
CrimeRe: "My Husband Ties Me Up And Rapes Me Daily" - Lagos Woman Opens Up by khalhokage(m): 6:59pm On May 11, 2016
And we have the usual crop of buffoons blaming the victim yet again.

Tufia, there are too many beasts in this forum, i'm getting sick of witnessing examples of human cruelty and lack of empathy on this forum everyday.
BusinessPlease Sign Petition To Enable Paypal Funds Into Nigeria by khalhokage(op): 1:05pm On May 11, 2016
There's a petition on change.org to enable the reception of funds into Nigerian PayPal accounts, a lot of people loss legitimate opportunities because of the omission of this feature.

You can sign the petition HERE .
LiteratureRe: Giving Away Free Ebooks Of World Famous Authors by khalhokage(m): 11:25am On May 11, 2016
Is this still on going? if so please i would like the novels, thanks.
PhonesRe: Photo: Mtn Customers Can Easily Relate To This by khalhokage(m): 10:13am On May 11, 2016
Lol, this ugojesse sef
PhonesRe: Trying To Use My CAST SCREEN Feature On My Phone by khalhokage(m): 9:14am On May 11, 2016
Scarpon:
Is it same as screen mirroring?
Yes
PhonesRe: Trying To Use My CAST SCREEN Feature On My Phone by khalhokage(m): 9:05am On May 11, 2016
martinkem:
Does the EasyCast require a WiFi connection via a router or does it create a hotspot of it's own?
It creates it's own hotspot.
PhonesRe: Pls Help Ohhh Anybody Using Infinix Hot Note Pro 2+32gb by khalhokage(m): 6:08pm On May 09, 2016
TheLoneCitizen:
Just state your problem here, in that way you aren't vulnerable to fraudsters.
Abeg leave the guy, since only people using that phone can solve his problem.
Jokes EtcOnce Upon A Time by khalhokage(op): 3:59pm On May 09, 2016
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
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There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their perfect vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
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.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
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Question: Who was the survivor?
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.Answer:
The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
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**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
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.So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving.
This explains why there was a car accident.
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-By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:
Women NEVER fucking listen !!!
RomanceRe: Virgin Ladies Only by khalhokage(m): 3:48pm On May 09, 2016
Wetin person wan use virgin do? You wan chop the hymen? or drink the blood?
FamilyRe: When Your Granny Needs 15m For Surgery (pics) by khalhokage(m): 3:46pm On May 09, 2016
R.I.P in advance grandma
Travel15 Of The Most Dangerous Roads In The World by khalhokage(op): 3:37pm On May 09, 2016

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