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emusmith:
Oh
What is FX ni?
Lol

A cable TV channel, it's a subsidiary of FOX entertainment.

emusmith:
Can it run smoothly on an average android phone? Can anyone download it for FREE on play store?

Nawa for you, it's not a game, it's an animated show on FX, very funny, it's called Archer.

I had the big one, my introduction to the metal gear solid series.
But it had the worst memory cards that were wiped clean whenever there was power outage.

What is wrong with you? That's free midnight call not a tweak.

Name one device that can scan fabric and identify what it is, before you start putting it in pressing irons.

To all the "mind your business" people, na she use are own hand snap the pics upload them dey expect comments, well she don get comments.
That's repulsive, what's the point of extra long nails anyway? Their not even attractive.

Yes! Finally. I hope this spreads across the country.
How can a group of people just take it upon themselves to disturb public peace?
Sometimes you'll see a tiny church of not more than 15 members with huge loud speakers mounted outside making noise with their minister screaming at the top of his lungs.

sojiboy:
... And how did this prisoner escape from the prison?

Start now to learn how to count, being a tribalist won't help you crawl out of the pit of despair you're in.

sojiboy:
How many people noticed the location of those FAKE schools are mostly in Igbo land (Eastern part of the country) now u will agree with me that igbos are synonymous to substandard products or inferior products just like Aba and Onitsha products are F*k*.


I no talk anything oooii

12 out of 65 is mostly abi? When your mates were in class learning you were busy cooking rice inside ceiling, now you can't even count.

Sagebastian:
the phone has been released, 3c hub has it and it goes for 25,900

Thanks.

MissTechy:
Hello, can you expatiate further

Hey Misstechy, has the Tecno Camon C8 been released yet? I'm seeing some things I'm not sure of.

Well now that's a generally misogynistic statement, my junior sis has been playing video games since she was a baby, we used to play super Mario Bros on the "family com" system, and I also once knew a girl that committed mass murder whenever she entered a game house while I was I sec school.

shaddi:
Some guys here on nairaland have been posting pictures of unboxing ....while others are testing the camera power......I think you need to have a rethink

They're reviewers, those are from review devices, it has not been released yet.

udemzy101:
So what's your point?

My point is that you can't have a proper camera comparison if the only pics you take from both phones are in different light conditions.

2 weeks?! The phone hasn't been released yet dude, it's price has not even been announced.

Olaryeankarh:
Yes true
But, it was taken at the same time and place. Only a diff. in longitudinal and latitudinal precision

The different cloud formations suggests different times.

This isn't applicable, you should have taken both pics from the same angle at the same time for a proper comparison.

Looks disgusting, I hate okro and ogbono soup.

Is this the 1st time you're playing a racing game? cos the asphalt series has never been particularly good and the graphics in your screenshots are even poor.

A 43-year-old man who lost the use of his genitals at the age of six has been given a “bionic penis.” The new device, which is 20 centimeters (eight inches) long, uses fluids from an implant in his belly to inflate two tubes along its length. It is controlled by a button on his scrotum.

Mohammed Abad from Edinburgh, Scotland, lost the use of his penis in a tragic accident as a child when he was hit by a car and dragged for 180 meters (600 feet). Three years ago, doctors began using skin grafts from his arm to create a new penis for him, which has finally been attached after an 11-hour operation at University College London.

"When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button," Abad told The Sun. "When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practising."

Abad can now achieve an erection for the first time since the accident. The new appendage should also apparently allow him to start a family. Abad lost his left testicle in the accident, but his other is still functioning.

It is the first such bionic penis, but in March this year , an unidentified South African man became the recipient of the world’s first successful penis transplant. The 21-year-old had lost his penis after a circumcision went wrong. In June, it was announced that he was to become a father thanks to the operation.

Source: Iflscience

The Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) has stated that they have directed all mobile network providers to provide an opportunity for subscribers to opt out of any service provided. This includes unsolicited SMS. According to the NCC, the opt out should be as simple as sending ‘STOP’ or ‘DEACTIVATE’ in an SMS to the short code from which the messages were sent.

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So, if you have been subjected to unsolicited text messages on your mobile line, contact your network operator or service provider and ask to opt out and a short code will be provided. NCC says that this code will stop you from receiving unsolicited messages completely.

However, should the provided code not stop unsolicited messages completely, or should your network not provide an opt-out code, you can file a complaint with the NCC.

To make complaints, call 622 toll free, 8:30 am – 8:00pm, Monday to Saturday.

Source: Mobility

Where can I find husband material? I'm searching for husband for my ex-girlfriend.

Hahaha no be small thing. Where's the recipe na?

How many thousand times are we going to see this on Nairaland?

You know that speeds are dependant on location.

I use the GLO plan, I've been using it for almost a year now no problems on my end, connection speeds have been standard whenever I'm in Onitsha, Uyo or Asaba, so find what it's like in your locale before taking the plunge but seriously dump that visafone plan its ridiculous.

If The universe decides that it's had enough and wanted to check out then I would think "The big rip" would be it's most likely exit strategy, I basing on the fact of what we've observed and confirmed, that the universe is expanding exponentially and will eventually rip itself apart.
Remember Occam's razor " The simplest answer is often correct ".

Teempakguy:
Nice work right there . . .

Only a few more upgrades and with a Quadrillion synapses per second, they will have themselves a computer that is smarter than 90% of the Nairaland population.

I think it's already smarter than 95% as it is right now.

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photo credit: Chip board. IBM

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At a lab near San Jose, IBM has built the digital equivalent of a rodent brain---roughly speaking. It spans 48 of the company's experimental TrueNorth chips, a new breed of processor that mimics the brain's biological building blocks. IBM


IBM researchers have been working on building a chip since 2008 that works like the neurons inside your brain. And they’ve just announced an exciting breakthrough. Scientists have developed a system that is made up of 48 million artificial nerve cells, which is about what you'd find in the brain of a small rodent.

The team has been working with DARPA’s Systems of Neuromorphic Adaptive Plastic Scalable Electronics ( SyNAPSE ) for several years now. They showcased the significant progress they’ve made with their TrueNorth system during a three-week educational boot camp for researchers and government officials. According to Wired , the TrueNorth system is a network of chips that has 48 million artificial nerve cells, with each chip containing 1 million artificial cells each. These chips are “neuromorphic,” which means they’re designed to behave like organic brains.

IBM researchers suggest that traditional computers work like the left side of our brain, similar to a fast number-crunching calculator. They compare TrueNorth to right side of our brain, likening the system to "slow, sensory, pattern recognizing machines.”

IBM researchers note that they “have not built the brain, or any brain” but have built “a computer that is inspired by the brain.” The TrueNorth system has been developed to run deep-learning algorithms, which is similar to the AI technology used for Facebook's facial recognition or Skype’s instant translate mode.

The key difference is that IBM’s chips are a lot smaller, use less electricity and are cheaper to run. The TrueNorth system can therefore insert this AI technology into a much smaller package, such as a phone or wristwatch. TrueNorth’s 5.4-billion transistor chip uses 70 milliwatts of power, Wired reports. In comparison, a standard Intel processor with 1.4 billion transistors uses about 35 to 140 watts.

“What does a neuro-synaptic architecture give us? It lets us do things like image classification at a very, very low power consumption,” Brian Van Essen, a computer scientist at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory,
told Wired . “It lets us tackle new problems in new environments.”

It will take several more years before the chip will be available on the market, but according to IBM its unique architecture could solve “a wide class of problems from vision, audition, and multi-sensory fusion, and has the potential to revolutionize the computer industry by integrating brain-like capability into devices where computation is constrained by power and speed.”

Sources: Wired / Iflscience.

Fallout Shelter. I hate love it.

Any aspiring writer would do well to learn from these guys.



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