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PhonesRe: The Truth Why People Are Selling Their Infinix Hot2 busted by Nairalander. Pics by khalhokage(m): 3:33am On Sep 11, 2015
pendusky:
Uyo Dude? shocked
Yep
PhonesRe: Check How Much RAM You Have On Your Android With This App by khalhokage(m): 8:23pm On Sep 10, 2015
or use CPU Z it's much smaller and easier to access.
Science/TechnologyRe: Ways In Which Time Travel Maybe Possible by khalhokage(m): 8:11pm On Sep 10, 2015
Teempakguy:
Travelling at the speed of light CANNOT kill you.

Robinhez, what is this you're saying?

Prettytasha, think about it. Would travelling at the speed of light really kill you?
Even traveling at the speed of sound can kill you, that's why fighter pilots and astronauts wear special suits to offset the gforce.
Jokes Etc40 Hilarious Pidgin Proverbs. by khalhokage(op): 8:08pm On Sep 10, 2015
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value ofpikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, Na later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! É No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.
16. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, SHE GO TAKE BOYFRIEND DO HUSBAND.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they use style call him papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
22. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
23. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
30. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
33. Na happiness dey make prick stand
34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moin moin get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.

Add your own cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by khalhokage(m): 7:38pm On Sep 10, 2015
Vixen. Very interesting but annoyingly short episodes. Miss Cao have you seen this?
PhonesRe: Imagine What Facebook Is Doing To My Data by khalhokage(m): 6:28pm On Sep 10, 2015
It's your fault for using the Facebook app, either F lite or a browser, because not only is that app a data gobbler it's also a RAM hog.
The more you know.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria To Experience Lunar Eclipse On September 28 by khalhokage(m): 6:10pm On Sep 10, 2015
They're advising Nigerians not to panic because they know how religious and Superstitious you are, pity. angry sad embarassed.

Read the earlier comments make you see wetin I dey talk⬆
PhonesRe: The Truth Why People Are Selling Their Infinix Hot2 busted by Nairalander. Pics by khalhokage(m): 5:47pm On Sep 10, 2015
killzone:
wtf tecno h6.tecno h6 is 4.5 inches with a resolution of 480 * 854. Internal storage of 8gb, Android 4.4 with no intention of OTA. So if I asked you to recommend a phone for me that's what u will recommend. Na wa oo
Lol, no be small nawa, I don see something today.
PhonesRe: The Truth Why People Are Selling Their Infinix Hot2 busted by Nairalander. Pics by khalhokage(m): 5:40pm On Sep 10, 2015
RemyMartins:
Mehn!!!! Which laucher is that?
It's Nova o.
PhonesRe: The Truth Why People Are Selling Their Infinix Hot2 busted by Nairalander. Pics by khalhokage(m): 2:49pm On Sep 10, 2015
Wisdomkosi:
someone bought this phone without checking it in my presence and after paying for the phone, he switched it on, what he saw made him to reject the phone. Unfortunately no refund of money after payment. The guy started crying.
If I had that phone for two days and showed you a screenshot of it, you'll rush to the market to buy it. The fun of android is how customizable it is.
Do you think this was how I bought this one?⤵

PhonesRe: The Truth Why People Are Selling Their Infinix Hot2 busted by Nairalander. Pics by khalhokage(m): 2:30pm On Sep 10, 2015
This op obviously knows very little about Android, white OS lol to laugh sef even tire me, as for gallery and music player there's Google photos and Google play music preinstalled.
As for file manager it's very recently that Android phones started coming with file managers preinstalled and that goes to show how much of a loud mouthed noob the op is.
PhonesRe: Before Mobile Phones Came To Nigeria - How Did You Contact Friends+family? by khalhokage(m): 10:58am On Sep 10, 2015
laraxxx:
Lol! Kerosene or firewood smoke signals?
Nawa for you o, kerosene na, I'm not into old fashioned things.
Christianity EtcRe: Joseph Ayodele Babalola Ministering At An Open Air Crusade In 1939 by khalhokage(m): 8:29am On Sep 10, 2015
All I see are sheep.
PhonesRe: Before Mobile Phones Came To Nigeria - How Did You Contact Friends+family? by khalhokage(m): 8:27am On Sep 10, 2015
Smoke signals.
PhonesRe: Why Are Nigerians Turned On With LTE Phones? What Do They Use It 4? by khalhokage(m): 6:17am On Sep 10, 2015
It's obvious that they have no idea what it is, me I go just siddon dey look as they dey waste their money.
PhonesRe: Tecno Camon C8 Review: Revolutionary Device/hd Camera by khalhokage(m): 6:12am On Sep 10, 2015
Revolution, Evolution, Premium, award winning.... You love hyperbole don't you?
Why don't you just review the product without making these exaggerated claims.
The Tecno Camon C8 is a good device but there's nothing special about it, it's good for it's price and there's nothing new or innovative in it, there are tons of better Android devices in the market but they're mostly all more expensive.
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot, Not Charging With Power Banks by khalhokage(m): 11:40am On Sep 09, 2015
slap1:
Which big battery? OP change the USB cable. Use the original one that came with the phone or any other original USB cable.
and with that original cable the powerbank will run out in less than 5 minutes.
PhonesRe: Infinix Hot, Not Charging With Power Banks by khalhokage(m): 7:48am On Sep 09, 2015
Because most power banks can't deliver enough power to charge it's big battery
PhonesRe: Four Important Reasons Why You Should Not Use The New Tecno Camon C8 by khalhokage(m): 11:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
mikool007:
ur d one who obviously needs that advice. i dont think u know what ur talking baut cuz evry1 of the facts r tru
really? A 3000mah battery is too small, 16gb storage is too little, 1gb ram is too small, 2mb pics are mind blowing sizes, all of these in a phone that's dirt cheap.
Think about what you and the op are talking about carefully.
PhonesRe: Four Important Reasons Why You Should Not Use The New Tecno Camon C8 by khalhokage(m): 11:19am On Sep 08, 2015
You should give up blogging about tech because you obviously have no idea about what you're talking of, completely clueless.
ComputersRe: If U Were Downloading A File And It Fails At Dis Point How Will U Feel by khalhokage(m): 10:45am On Sep 08, 2015
Won't it just resume when service is back?
PhonesAndroid This, Android That: It Is Getting So Damn Boring Already by khalhokage(op): 5:05am On Sep 08, 2015
By Mister Mobility of [url=mobility.ng]Mobility Arena[/url]

Earlier today, OlamideMB, a regular here at MobilityArena.com submitted a comment that caught my attention. I found it interesting and think that it is worth sharing as a blog post so everyone can chime in. Find it reproduced below. I have only edited for clarity.

https://i2.wp.com/mobilityarena.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/smartphones.jpg

"But seriously, I am so tired of seeing everything being released these days being Android. It is getting so damn boring already.

All are within the 4.7″ and 5.5″ maximum size and all Android this, Android that. Same RAM, same 13 megapixel camera and all. This one is even low at 8MP.

Come tomorrow, another 10 different manufacturers will announce devices that will be released in October to flood the already saturated market again. These guys will keep laying off staff if they continue like this mehn.

Where are the distinguishing OSes or brands asides Apple and BlackBerry? Now, BlackBerry has decided to join the Android league again."



That is an interesting comment; isn’t it?

I must say here that part of the problem is that Windows Phone manufacturers are not getting as much mentions as Android manufacturers are. Just two days ago or so, Accer announced the Liquid M320 and M330, both to be powered by Windows 10 Mobile. There’s also the Acer Jade Primo which will utilise Microsoft’s Continuum which enables it to be used as a PC. I think that announced Windows Phone devices do not get the media attention that Android gets. Maybe MobilityArena.com can commit more to providing them that visibility.

So, we do have some diversity being provided by Windows Phone OS. Still, in my opinion, the smartphone market is right where it was some years ago when Symbian dominated it: a point of saturation and a lot of boredom because one platform so dominated the market.

What of form factor? Slabs everywhere. Boring. We certainly need to see variety in form factor too. I am looking forward to seeing BlackBerry Venice Slider soon. Cool form factor, but again, Android OS. Sorry.

Perhaps the smartphone world is ready for another upheaval from a fresh new OS to shake things up a bit. Will Windows 10 Mobile (arriving later this year) provide that upheaval or shall we look for another? Whatever platform it is, it doesn’t have to become the dominant platform. It only has to once again revolutionize how we use mobile like the iPhone did in 2007.



Source: [url=mobilityarena.com/android-this-android-that-it-is-getting-so-damn-boring-already/]MobilityArena[/url]
Car TalkRe: My Funny Experience Learning How To Drive In Lagos by khalhokage(m):
Naijasinglegirl:
How do you sleep at night?
You should not have replied the attention wh0re, everyone with half a working brain cell
love your stories.
PhonesRe: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by khalhokage(op): 4:36am On Sep 08, 2015
tomiobj:
Oh sorry, my fault.....i wz reading blindly

Thnk you for not ending my career with an insult grin
grin Alright
Science/TechnologyRe: Urgent Please Rescue Me From One Chance. by khalhokage(m): 3:21pm On Sep 07, 2015
Tongsman:
Were you sent a welcome message after subscription, if yes, it means your settings on both simple server and phone are incorrect, check to confirm that, if no, then call MTN customer service to logde ur complain
Are you serious? lodge complaint about simple server.
He did the wrong subscription, normal bis no longer works on simple server.

Op If you call MTN customer support to complain about simple server the thunder wey go fire you don dey do press up.
GamingRe: I Have Until Dawn, Give Me Mad Max In Exchange by khalhokage(m): 4:02am On Sep 07, 2015
look past the reviews, most users are praising the game I haven't met a single user that didn't like the game.
GamingRe: I Have Until Dawn, Give Me Mad Max In Exchange by khalhokage(m): 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2015
Mad Max is an open world game and it only just came out was it a day or two ago?, it'll be awhile before anyone finishes it, let alone be ready to exchange it.
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Are There More Men Than Women? by khalhokage(op): 9:38am On Sep 06, 2015
Why the sad faces? grin it's funny and it makes sense.
Science/TechnologyWhy Are There More Men Than Women? by khalhokage(op): 9:30am On Sep 06, 2015
https://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/shutterstock_255019615.jpg

And the full answer isn’t because of societal preferences – i.e. male babies being preferred over female babies for religious or economic reasons. Although that is a factor of course.

The main factor causing the imbalanced ratio of females to males is actually just evolution being clever (again). Due to the fact that men are more likely to suffer serious illnesses, take risks and be subjected to violence during their lifetime than women – coupled with the fact mothers are more likely to miscarry a male fetus during pregnancy – means that mothers will carry 150 male fetuses for every 100 female.

Take a look at this video by MinuteEarth explaining why there are more bouncing baby boys born every day than girls – even if the scales do end up balanced.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IaYhG11ckA
GamingRe: Advice Needed :is The Playstation 3 Still A Worthy Buy In 2015? by khalhokage(m): 8:29am On Sep 06, 2015
The PS3 has a larger game library than PS4 right now and part of the PS4s library are remakes of games already on the PS3, so buying a PS3 is definitely worth it right now, new games are still being released on it even.
PhonesRe: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by khalhokage(op): 8:23am On Sep 06, 2015
tomiobj:
if I was a teacher and u wrote this post for me in my exam. I would giv u 2/100. It's nt complete @ all. How would you forget the king when it comes to over-pricing phones. Apple eg the iphone 4 is just a waste of cash
The title says Android, Apple devices don't run on Android.
PhonesRe: Don’t Buy Cheap Android Phones From Popular Brands,here’s Why by khalhokage(op): 11:42am On Sep 05, 2015
cc: lalasticlala ishilove

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