₦airaland Forum

Rixy007:
you've said it all

Rixy007:
you've said it all

cocoberry:
Laugh wan kill me die

adelolaa:
Chisos Weedson in trouble

DharmyYinks:
Is d tab really dat bad...I mean its nt good

wheesin:
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<h1><br>Khassy might end up foolish for life</br></h1>

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<p> I don't have to prove it, just click this link <a href="http://www.khassyisfoolish.com">Khassy is foolish</a> </p>

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E be like say html5 doesn't doubt the fact that you are foolish

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Doctoadisa:
...so this ur wish...that is a bad wish.you knw how much pple ar waiting for the list and u ar here making this type of narcotic insolemending jokes.

Temmi001:
Not really jawe. Spoilt my phone's calibration

Temmi001:
line 10; ';' expected
Illegal termination of if statement.
''I Love Netbeans''

Yungmilio2:
JAVA sweet pass C+

Jerryspan:
lolss.I knw kuku go cos where I dey na one villa and no church near by.I just stream live.u nko? Hope sey no be dt ur CTY u go do for church?

cocoberry:
Kpsshhew

KingRaoul:
My mum is trash and my sis are also very vain disgusting small minded people why on earth will i want to live the rest of my life with such? I dont see anything good in a person that only select when to be nice to u, if u have set a standard for me before u can be nice to me then ur not worth my love attention or respect. I cant be nice to any female except i see one that doesnt wait for me to look my best or have so much to give her to love me, if ur mother cant love u on the days ur ill or broke then shes trash and doesnt deserve to live. I am not the enemy here im actually a good person despite my rude and violent ways of expressing myself.

ebijimi7:
gud day NL members please I need each and every one of you contribution on this issue
I have a Gf she is fond of visiting her male friends she met on Facebook and at d end of the day they always attempting raping her she had escaped this 2wice and I told her never to visit any guy in his apartment anymore that he should arrange a meeting in a public place to avoid stories DAT touch but she still went to another friend of hers who persuaded her to to his apartment and started molesting her so I went try her fb account and I saw a guy used her pix as dp so I challenged d guy to remove it we both exchange words and I told my gal to avoid DAT kind of person DAT I don't like him but she said I should leave him DAT he is a nice guy and DAT guy already made an arrangement of my gal coming to meet him so I pretended not to see d message and my spirit doesn't like DAT guy I felt he is up to something becoz his ex Gf wants him back but he refused and said he is hoping for my Gf hand in relationship please what do I do ??

Goldmaxx:
I don't know what is wrong with me because anytime I see a girl I will have the urge to lay her and we may eventually have sex.
Please am I normal?
Am just 17 plus of age.
Let me detailize it here; it all started when our maid began asking me to suck her breast and finger her when i was around 5 to 6 years old being young and naive I always oblige. We always do that when no one is at home. So while growing up I started developing the urge of bedding any girl that comes close to me to the extent that i became addicted to it. I have even impregnated a girl before. I don't know if am cursed or what.

Cc freemanan, naijaboiy, kingtom, tosyne2much, lalasticlala, seun

FlirtyKaren:
The Twitter gods have spoken - ladies, always reply your dms o.

Pictured above are Nigerian Twitter users Olaoluwa and now wife, Oyinkasola. Three years ago, Ola didn't even know how to use Twitter so he asked his bestie to teach him. He got the hook and sent out his first dm. Lo and behold, yesterday, he got married to the lady that replied him. Their lovestory and pics from their wedding continue after the cut.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/09/photos-nigerian-guy-gets-married-to.html

Ferraricash:
This is a topic to discuss and interact, why do most people take different herbal mixtures like alomo, pakurumo and co before sex, a lot of people have lost their natural sex drives and ability.. Is it advisable to take all these mixture before sex? As for me I don't like it and I think it has side effects

centvin008:
Odigie-Oyegun: we’re confident Senate will speedily approve nominees     
President under pressure to relax criteria on ministers’ appointment
By Nduka Nwosu in New York, Iyobosa Uwugiaren and Onyebuchi Ezigbo in Abuja

The much-awaited list of President Muhammadu Buhari’s ministerial nominees will be released on Wednesday, the last day of the month. Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina, disclosed this yesterday in New York. Adesina described Buhari as a man of his word, saying Nigerians would not be disappointed as September, the date given for the announcement of members of his cabinet, remains sacrosanct.

With just three days to the end of September, the month Buhari promised to send the list of his ministerial nominees to the Senate for approval, his senior special assistant on media and publicity, Mr. Garuba Shehu, had earlier assured that the president will keep his promise. Shehu gave the assurance yesterday.

This was as Buhari’s party, All Progressives Congress, expressed its confidence that the president would not disappointment the citizens with regard to the appointment of ministers and governance, generally. APC National Chairman John Odigie-Oyegun told THISDAY yesterday by telephone that Buhari meant well for the country and he will do everything humanly possible to ensure good governance.
THISDAY also learnt that the president was under intense pressure to relax his tough standards for qualifying persons for positions in his planned cabinet to avoid alienating many members of his party.
Shehu said, “The president had said it twice that he would submit his ministerial list to the National Assembly in September. As you can see, that position has not changed.”

The presidential aide, who spoke from New York where Buhari was attending the summit of the United Nations General Assembly, advised Nigerians to wait till the end of September.
Odigie-oyegun also urged Nigerians to continue to support the APC administration, saying the party would not shirk its responsibility to the people.

On APC’s position on the release of the ministerial nominees’ names this month, Odigie-Oyegun said, “There is no cause for alarm. We are confident the president will keep his promise. He will not disappoint Nigerians on his pledge to provide good governance for the enhancement of the nation.”

The national chairman also assured on the readiness of the party to galvanise support for the speedy approval of the ministerial list when it is presented to the National Assembly. He said the APC members in the National Assembly were already aware of the need to cooperate to ensure that nothing delayed the roll out of the administration.
The delay by the president in the release of the ministerial list has been attributed to a “suffocating pressure” from some powerful political forces requesting him to shift his ground, especially, in relation to the appointment of persons who, though accused of corruption, have not been convicted in court.

Buhari has consistently said he would not appoint people with questionable character as ministers.
But this well-intended stand of the president has been exploited by political opponents of whoever is believed to be on the cabinet list, as all sort of petitions sometimes containing spurious allegations have been written against likely nominees.
An insider told THISDAY yesterday that the president was still battling to resolve “this moral question.”

The source said, “President Muhammadu Buhari has consistently told us that he would not appoint corrupt and people with questionable characters as members of his cabinet. But in the last few weeks, he has come under suffocating pressure to shift his ground.
“The argument of many people is that the president would side-line his party, the All Progressives Congress, if he maintains his ground to appoint only clean people. This is what has caused the delay and this is the moral question he is currently battling to resolve.”

THISDAY exclusively reported yesterday that as preparation for the submission of the ministerial list to the Senate by Buhari heated up, former President Olusegun Obasanjo and Buhari met on Friday at the United Nations Plaza in downtown Manhattan, New York City. Their meeting, which was held at the 37th floor of the plaza behind closed doors, came on the heels of speculations that the ministerial nominees would be announced soon. It was widely rumoured that the discussion of the two men centred on the appointment of ministers in the Buhari government.
A source familiar with the meeting told THISDAY, “The leaders decided to hold the meeting to discuss key national issues, crucial also is the ministerial list.”

The meeting came amid allegations of infighting and differences between Obasanjo and APC national leader and former Lagos State governor, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, over the nomination of ministers.
THISDAY learnt that at the UN General Assembly meeting, there were several lobbyists wanting to court Buhari’s attention ahead of the ministerial appointments.



http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/president-buhari-s-cabinet-list-out-wednesday/221282/#.VgeU8MY_cqw.facebook

felixdanielthed:
100% correct bro,
i c naija moniker's loving this act called love by dis chinese dude.

Nmeri17:
I consider myself one of the elite few that understood this one
I was unable to save this pic when i saw it coz I was laughing so hard and quaking uncontrollably

pretydiva:
as if u don't ve sisters

enorsaint001:
Hmmmm... My friend Tade just came to my house this afternoon and explained to me how his elder bro caught him having sex with his girlfriend.

Tade is 19 and he is not yet a student (waiting for admission list) and his brother just graduated out of the university of Benin. And about to serve.. this was how it all happened..

''My gf came to my house, and we discussed all the normal thing been said before we started banging.. I just finished the first round, and started the second round when my bro came home,our house-help opened the gate for him, I never realized someone came inside cause I was about to cum in my second round. Mehn..nah so I hear knock for my door.. He started shouting 'tade!!! I told him I was coming... Maybe he thought I was taking my bath... So, I told her(my gf) to dress up.. And I came out with my boxers and singlet on me... He was like 'what took you so long to open the door?'... To cut the story short, he burst inside and saw my gf... Omoh! The guy drew my ear outside.. And told me to send my gf away immediately... I followed instruction and told her to leave... Before she could leave my brother started slapping me in front of my gf.. He took off him belt.. And started flogging me.. My gf even tried to beg.. Omoh!! The guy almost flog my gf... I later told my gf to go..''



nairalanders!!! Please.. With this scenario..abeg I wan ask, did tade's elder bro did the right thing?....

famobaba:
Yoruba actress Eniola badmus and her nose ring hit the AMAA red carpet at Port Elizabeth in South Africa on Saturday, Sept 26.
She is pictured here with colleague, Iyabo Ojo.
Yaay or Naay?


See more photos...http://expressng.com/2015/09/juliet-ibrahim-chioma-akpotha-kemi-lala-charm-on-amaa2015-red-carpet/

gistparrot:
Be Careful Who Gives your Baby a Kiss! See what happened to this Baby After Receiving Kisses From Family Member
Do you let strangers have mouth to mouth contact with your baby? A mum has learnt the hard way after her baby contracted herpes by kissing a family member .Claire Henderson, a mother from Doncaster, England posted pictures of her newborn to Facebook .She captioned the pictures with a message to moms as to why it’s important to not let anyone, including friends and family kiss your baby:....

Continue reading--->>> http://www.mokgist.com/be-careful-who-gives-your-baby-a-kiss-see-what-happened-to-this-baby-after-receiving-kisses-from-family-member/