₦airaland Forum

No one realy no when world will end though.
But what if it ends tommorow nd u happened 2 b BUHARI

Please what would b ur reaction.
Purge out ur minds..dear nairalanders

FP pls

Yestrday a man beat policmen 2 stupor nw policemen beat man


Ok shaa
bt was dis debt included in nigeria's overall debt?
@twinkle world,dnt worry ur debtor is goin home 2moro,go 2 his house nd hold his trousers till he pay

Who evr snapped dos pix was 2 scared 2 qo near d items.c d distance btween d camera nd d items.






So did all bh boys need 2 clean som folks frm earth;wall clock,earphones,maruwa,etc

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Women can kill anytin wifout a second tort
Chai
I hate "women" except ma mama and sister


Just had to add dis again, may dat lady not find peace until she begs God for forgiveness
Dis world is cruel
A world wifout women is like a world wifout I s l a m

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Grow sense na

Mayb itwasnt an abortion dnt u tink

demmy0325:
..lol.. D story funny die as in... Native doctor

haba babalawo must fall in lov na.

In D'banj's voice*
fall in love ooo!!!!!!

Babalawo b like;my sugar banana make u come follow me make we qo c d gods oo,gods oo, c ah no dy joke....

U jst committed murder D scopion was jst flexing on ur bed,nw u ve killed it.
Meanwhile#GODWIN

demmy0325:
Hahahahah.. ..
**falls frm mango tree*
i cant laff o.. Abeg..

bt wot r u doin ontop mangoe tree by dis time

R u d babalawo?

Sorry ure nt sitting on a fence,bt on a throne cos u ve been chosen by d gods




seriously,relocate frm dat area,bfor babalawo go use love portion for u,.dnt even try 2 insult him or disgrace him my sister.
Tell ur parents 2..

I cant imagine a goat been starbed 2 death anyhw talkless of human.


Choi. D devil must b asking himsef'but why'

GodMode:
Resting her body on you

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Ahhhhhhhh e don bad reach there na hin u come dy tell us ni


bro talk true,u like it when she leans on u.else keep a safe distance frm her,spend less time wit her,dnt luk into her eyes 2,buy ur water in bulk or large quantity so u wont ve 2 visit her yard evry nw nd then,dat is advantageous 2 her.


Jst avoid dis gel dats d best tin sir

G wagon.
Kaai dem for use military hilux van or amoured vehicle to show final respect 2 d nigerian military ni.then d general go come hang for d back dy wave 2 d crowd

Bleep up guys

GodMode:
What if the girl starts leaning on you

'leaning on u'
Clear me on dat


get 2 no her,aftr dat,if u discover dat shes wayward...dnt take advantage of her,rather avoid her..
Ultimately u ill nid 2 report her 2 her elder siblings first,nt her parents ooo

Firstly,i blame GEJ for lack of fuel nd electricity dat drove u into her compound.



Bro,shes a minor,dnt compromise reciprocating her gestures tho.
Its a stage she must pass thru,bt as an adult,make frend wit her like d one u ve wit ur kid sis or cousin..
Dnt evr act like u ve been noticing her too.




If u cant do all dis,bro some 1 said'relocate 2 anoda borehole'till buhari take over

Firstly,i blame GEJ for lack of fuel nd electricity dat drove u into her compound.



Bro,shes a minor,dnt compromise giving reciprocating her gestures tho.
Its a stage she must pass thru,bt as an adult,make frend wit her like d one u ve wit ur kid sis or cousin..
Dnt evr act like u ve been noticing her too.




If u cant do all dis,bro some 1 said'relocate 2 anoda borehole'till buhari take over

Was he possessed by amadi oha ni
Hw did he beat up 2 armed ploicemen... Sorry i forgot we r in nigeria

Som folks do cultism nd dy liv 2 tell d tale..

Sorry mr cool cash,u didnt die an honourable death tho,hope d grave will b cool enof for u.





Only if soyinka nd d likes knew wat pple would turn dis into back then

olaboy001:
Someone please educate me, what's the relationship between fuel scarcity and NEPA? Are they using fuel to give us light?"O su mi

egbon koni su e mor

oil products, m nt saying fuel,is used 2 power som transmission plants after d power must ve been generated.

1dafullymade:
oh not in d least dear,pardon me if i sounded dat way,gues i was just writin from my angle as a woman..sure d women share in d blame as wel..jus i as d OP pointed out,noone shld play d blame game,if u "get down" wit someone jus own up dat u played a part in it & don't try 2 input d blame on d other party(cept in a case of rape)

d "hurryin" aspect?my dear, i was referin all dem dat meet a girl & d first tin dey say 2 her is dat dey want 2 marry her,den go on 2 repeat d same tin virtually everyoda day witout takin actual steps 2 make gud dia word but will be "takin steps" 2 sleep wt d lady(4rm xperience dear)each time dey call,u wil hear stuffs like"i can't wait 2 feel u, i can't wait 2......" & ofcourse,wen u meet up wt dem,dia hands ar not in one place, dey ar all over u..now,is it not obvious dey only used d marriage line so as 2 hv sex wt u?.....

Fuel scarcity?my brother,i can only say IT IZ WELL!.. Hv a great day!

u ve made it clearer 2 me nw
i ges both parties jst want 2 taste dat sweet fruit,jst dat dy dnt no dat it tastes sour nd horrible somtimes.
I biliv dat if u no dat ure nt goin 2 marry her then dnt bed her.
Unfortunately,its widely bilived dat women likes 2 hear sweet tins,dats wot d menfolk r taking advantage of


gud morning ma

Som pple jst want 2 ferment trouble wher there is non.
Buhari is our president,if u cant deal wit dat,relocate 2 somwher else jaaare.



Meanwhile dis mu.mu group wants 2 stop d inauguration when d military has been test-firing(gun salute) nd match parade practice has been ongoin also..

Remembr dat d otueke man said'may 29 is sacrosanct'.
In other words,swearing in must take place on friday.

Sai baba

May 29 shaaa

neoapocalypse:
Did you read the article at all ?

adunt ve fuel to read articles.
Wot ur point tho?

Sukafiacom:
Try this:

Simple sentence

Having flogged him for his poor performance in an English language test.

TEACHER: You are just such a dummy! You can’t even make a simple sentence in your test.

AKPOS: Haba aunty!

TEACHER: Shut up! Ok make a simple sentence with ‘mad’.

AKPOS: Our aunty is mad.

Check out more jokes on the site, i just copy paste from there.

in Schmurda's voice*
still unfunny

Ure an OTUEKE man

Would any of u herds buhari's cows for 4yrs 2 get ZAHRA.
MOSES did it,u can 2

When in rome u act like d romans hw abt when in dubai?

D gel must b eating 2 much colanut

Unfunny