₦airaland Forum

chowlade:
dont knw wot to believe anymore

shud ayi teyu somtin ,ayb u would biliv

meanwhile d comrade is in miami beach wit boxers on ;Dbuilding sand castles wit his bae

dnt u tink dis sambisa is bigger than france

Whizpeter:
Another Prof. Attahiru Jega in the making

u mean orubebe

Education does nt make u rich ayimoye graduates driving okada on d streets of las gidi.



I did nt say u shouldnt qo 2 sch ooo

Hw many times will c dis pinshure sef.

'women r neccessarily evil'...na lie jooor...
Behind evry fallen king/don woman(en) is/r responsible for it... Eden,troy,samson,owu,adam sef infact jonathan 2.

All dis kings nd kingdoms fell because of women...
Pls dont ask me about jonathan....

B it lie or not tins like dis r bound 2 happen in nigeria's political landscape...
Meanwhile *sips my vodka + tomatoe juice

c a doctor tho,abt d boy dat urinate at 5mins interval,back in secondary sch i was told dat weak bladder could b responsible for it.....bt dat guy dat fart 2much,it could b ewa agayin nd bread dats responsible for it

bridge wey fed govt spent millions of tax payers nd oil monre to repair

JAHseal:
Mallam, even if JESUS was an atheist, He atheism was a million times beneficial 2 mankind than a million "godly" mohammeds whose messages were antithetical 2 d survival & corporate existence of d human family. Brother, d qur'an is replete wit texts detailing d "piusness" inherent in "jihad", which literally means "kill dem, wherever u find dem". #peacefulWORLD!

if dats wot quran means then i ges u would ve been dead by nw or housed in a refugee camp.bt none of dis desdcibe ur current state of wellbeing so ur assertion is very wrong mr ...

Ther r somtins dat shouldnt even b voiced out... Ure sex-starved

Go get olosho then....

























I use oluwa,baba God etc beg u... DO NT RAPE OUR GYELS.

If u do na brakeless thunder go rape ur...

Come wen will our own special forces sniff out shekau.. Dat fella has enjoyed enof momentum......

D guy dat trekked for GMB said he was goin 2 do so if GMB should win...
And he did 'Trekked'.



Dos hungry mofos nw trekking for GEJ r jobless,y didnt dy tell us dy will trek if GEJ lose?


More over y r dy trekking,y nt somtin else.
Probably summersault,craw,better still climb mountains..




If ure done trekking out ur energy goan collect piece of land in ogun state nd start cassava farm,....

Tycike:
Read it again, mongopark.

oponu read d 1st paragraph again.

U will notice dat there is a comma after'i flew from london-boston'

grammatically wot dat means is dat its a continuation of d sentece he had started.


It should ve been betr if he had said.'at gettin 2 d station:..' then we will agree he had alredy landed.
'.......while on d train....'dis means hes still airborne

incase u didnt c wot i saw dnt bother 2 quote anymore bros

OP hw do u reason at all..wit ur left bombom abi.

Do u no wots called rape.
Lemme giv u instance...

Imagine 5 crazy gels rape u turn by turn at a goin point....


If ur dck no red nd bend like dos sticks ijebu drummers uses make i no wetin cos am

Shey na 2day?


Iyaf don taaaay wey ppple dy xpose vital parts of their body.bt am suprised at nairalanders...its her body let do wot evr she wishes 2 do wit it








If u like hang ur tips on barb wires i dnt care.all i care for is ilorin must click shekena

Neplusultra:
Hahaha!!!! Dat komodo dragon eh! It's deadlier dan snake! I hardly watch it on Tv!!!! Scary!

lol.

Dat tin can eat a cow oloun

Hehehehe
for me oo u need nt act/do all dis u ve mentioned..u could hurt him or her emotionally..
....instead of me 2 do all dis i will rather act like she nevr existed at all..

coputa:
Apology accepted,learn to read between the lines next time.

yes sir

DrAify:
Negri bodies in the Ammon's horn of your Hippocampus are still there....So pathetic

Anyways u ve nice set of teeth,i hope u dnt eat colanuts:>

Hw u wish u could deal wit dat,doc

dharay99:

mtcheeeeew..

hahahahhahaha...nw ure takin it person.oya stop nonsense



hw far u jooor?

coputa:
Master KD95,you have been corrected.Please take correction so that you can grow.What he meant here is that,while he was in london,he boarded a train,your zero level of comprehension is outstanding.

apologies 2 whom evr i must ve offended,icluding d OP
i ges there was a typo error in his write up,or nt well punctuated thus i read anoda meaning into it....



Bt ayam very sorry for evryting.




OP no vex ooo na we-we for NL

richidinho:
Well I will pardon you, if only u can read my signature and abide by it

Deal?

no deal sir.
Are u a mayor or a duke on NL dat u ve 2 punish or pardon me.

M sure u rush into d topic wit alacrity bt got disappointed because obviously u didnt xpect dis........
Deal kho agreement ni...pruhahahahahaha

dharay99:

sense plenty,
Buh few got it....

RIP 0p.

shey oro lesan bayi


So in ur own boko haram mind u get sense shey

Twaci:
Hey lil bro! What's up?

anoda sister from anoda mother frm anoda nation frm anoda locality...

Ami very fine ma...

Hw about u?
I wish 2 vote for TWACI for miss NL.hw do i do dat..







Meanwhile TWACI till 2099

Tho u havent seen my fathers house..

I plan 2 build mine in d pacific,seun will help me get som labourers from nairaland dat mop up d oceean nd som moderators 2 dat will move cement,blocks nd stones frm ogun and lagos state 2 d site.




Meanwhile if u doubt me u can qo an drink dat poisonous ogogoro sold somwher in d soutwest....