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Adekorya:
Make I book space.

right behind you bros abeg shift smor

basam88:
JUST IN: Man drinks insecticide over alleged crash of MMM in Otukpo http://ibasam.com/2016/12/13/just-in-man-drinks-insecticide-over-alleged-crash-of-mmm-in-otukpo/

who does that.... I can only imagine what he s passing thru dou...pity!

sir. i am not UNDERSTANDING SIR and am pitying ypu sir but I want to laff sir...

preciousMI1:
heard its a natural way of enhancing libido!!?

heard same thing to but no scientific proof

ABBEYsammy01:
Turnbrown and bread... If don't knw turnbrown, ask KD guys.

I see you aboki na

shaggy007:
Bread and toothpaste

omo this weirdness needs deliverance.

Sandydayziz:
Why? A girlfriend of mine had to break up with her bf over reasons I can't even explain! And all she does all day's listen to music and cry, I mean she broke up with him herself so it doesn't make sense at all... But what am more interested in is 'Why music'?

I mean after a breakup, all you wanna do is lie on your bed, listen to heart shattering music...
Is that the best way to grief?
Do you think it helps or it's silly? (Broken heart syndrome)

listening to music after heartbreak is the worst thing anyone can do to him/herself ..... as for me I just call up my able frnds (crazyones) and they yab the living day light out of me we laff over it .... constructive critism shooting from every angle n am good. Besides this recession self no even allow water compt from my eye when I never chow finish lol

amaben2020:
I finished 1/2 mudu of dabino and 1 full coconut yesterday evening, that stuff too make sense

I dy tell u..... buy hope say u no carry woman enter #the other room ..... na die she dy oh

Ajgal10:
I don't trust you...meaning you're always preparing your jajaina?

haaaa iya mi oh #puts hand on my head..... no oh am a good shildren lol

K9Uneet:
My brother, I swear that combination dey make my prick stand. It is better tasted than imagined!

lol I know that feeling

I dodge am....over to the next person.

STANPASQUAL:
Story for the gods and goddesses!! U wan see ghosts abi?? If my dad slaps you, congratulations!! Your dream will come true!!

lol broz you no get chill at all....seriously laffin

when lala sees snake thread

that was way before the limpopo and the waist whining ish.

mbok just know that the moment you tell any nigerian girl I love you .....u automatically owe them money

As the unofficial president of foodie association worldwide i'd go for honey.... #yummy crazy food mixture making me salivate now, bread and honey, pancakes n honey + chilled holandia to wash it down biko I don go.

Adonbelivit..... don jazzy e have join bad gang

Sometimes we may feel that there are too
many things happening in our relationship that
make us unhappy or uncomfortable.
Sometimes we may decide that we are not
ready to be in a relationship. Or we may enjoy
our relationship, but feel that circumstances
make the relationship too difficult. Whatever
the reason, breaking up with someone can be a
hard thing to do.
If you are thinking about ending a
relationship, here are some things to keep in
mind that may make it a little easier:
Ending Abusive Relationships
Sometimes we may need to leave a relationship
for our own safety. If you are being abused
and are planning to end your relationship,
remember that it is best to have a safety plan .
You can also get more information and support
from The National Domestic Violence Hotline,
an anonymous online and phone service.
Find out more about abusive and unhealthy
relationships.

Ending a Relationship
Think about what you're going to say in
advance. Many people find it helps to
rehearse what they want to say before saying
something that's difficult.
■
Choose an appropriate place. Talk to the
person somewhere that is comfortable for
both of you. If you are worried about safety,
somewhere public could be the best choice.
■
Say it in person. If you feel safe, talk to the
person face to face. An e-mail, phone call, or
text message is usually not the best option.
It's also important to do it yourself. It can
create more problems if you have someone
else carry the message for you.
■
Be respectful. Don't intentionally hurt
someone with insults or name-calling. This
will only make the conversation harder. Be
direct. The person may question why you are
ending the relationship. Being honest may
help the person have better relationships in
the future.
■
Don't say "we can still be friends" unless
you really mean it. Sometimes people
promise a friendship to ease the hurt of a
breakup. This can cause more hurt and
confusion down the line if you don't intend to
actually stay friends.
■
Give the person some space. Even if you
are going to be friends, give her or him some
time to adjust. It may be good to take a break
from seeing each other, talking on the phone,
etc. for a while, so you can both adjust.
■
If you feel you made the right decision,
stick with it. Don't allow the person to
change your mind. It is normal for someone
to cry or get upset during a breakup. Feeling
bad or guilty is not a reason to stay in the
relationship.

Remember to always stay civil,relaxed and focused.
signing out! peace!!!

date palm (dabino) and coconut.... my addiction currently

ikp120:
Bro with that your arm wey flat like the upper dichotomy of a 91 years old woman, I just dey here dey imagine how flat your chest go dey... Make I see vision small joor. Bros, abeg you get 6 packs?

laffin out my liver

barca 2- madrid 2

awwwwwww so touching

lilzcee:
-50/10

buhahahahhaha


broz u harsh oh

#singing in psquares voice
WAHALA DEY...OOOOOO...OOO
WAHALA DEY OOOO O

DEM DON ENTER ONE CHANCE....HEHHEEHE

TIRI GBOSA FOR KING ADE
GBOSA!

GBOOOSA!!

GBOOOOOSAAAAAA!!!

abuayman:
Is it Kenya?

lol....

abuayman:
Is it Kenya?

lol....

Good news

I smell front page material, lemme book my space now lala oya come and dp the needful

OMO MEHN SPACE BOOKING ASAP







BUT SOME PIPO NO GET CHILL OH! KILLING A FELLOW WIDOW #IN PATIENCE GEJ VOICE. DERIZ GOD OH

the song is simply amazing...... from the lyrics, video concept and not forgetting the beat mbok lets hear from you whats your latest addiction

A woman was walking down a little used path, with a shawl to cover her head. She walked quickly, she was scared. Few people if any ever dared to come to this place. But she was desperate, and that made her one of the few. It was a strange path, the one she took. Despite being in the literal middle of a forest, there was no sound. No animal calls, and even the dried leaves she trampled on, crumbled in silence. Soon she arrived at her destination, a small hut with bleached white bones littered about. Not all of them looked like animal bones, so she didn’t look too closely. A guttural voice called out. “Come in child.” She bowed and entered. Seated cross-legged on the hut’s mud floor was a herbalist. He gestured for her to sit so she lowered herself to the mud floor also. “So what brings you here woman?” With tears in her eyes, she told her tale. She had a sweet marriage, with everything going on smoothly till the last three years. Suddenly her husband changed towards her. The kind, loving man she married seemed to have evaporated or something, he was harsh, brutal. He didn’t care about her. She was frustrated. And that brought her to the reason for her journey- “I need a love potion to bring him back.” The herbalist took a long, good look at the woman sitting in front of him. “I’ll need three hairs from the mane of a living lion.” “What?!” “And they must not be taken by force.” “But-” “Do you want your potion or not woman? Bring me the hair.” She left the place even faster than she came. On the way back, she pondered her situation. The problem wasn’t finding a lion, there was a cranky old beast in the mountains not too far from the village she lived in. The problem was the way she was asked to get the hairs. She kept thinking and thinking and thinking. That night she tossed and turned before falling into a troubled sleep. When she woke up, she had a plan. The following day, she walked up the mountain, cradling a lamb, till she could see the beast. As it watched her, she tied the lamb and walked away quickly. She hadn’t gone far when she heard the lamb screaming out in pain. She quickened her footsteps. Regularly she brought lambs to feed the lion. Every visit was a test. she did not like the lion. she did not like the sound of its roar. She hated the look of the beast, with its battle scars criss-crossing it’s flesh. She was afraid of the way it looked at her. Like it was considering eating her instead of the lambs. But she hated it a little less each time, and feared it even less. And gradually it came to know her, and to expect the free meal she always brought along. At first, it let her get close while it was feeding without snapping at her. Then she could sit around it without fear. Soon it was relaxed around her, purring and as playful as a new born kitten. She also got used to being around the lion. She often stroked it’s mane and sang to it.( One day, while she was stroking it, after it had eaten, it fell asleep. Quickly she plucked three hairs from the lion’s mane and wrapped it tightly in leaves, tucking the parcel in her wrapper. The next day she returned to the herbalist and offered the hair. He then asked her how she got the hair. She told him the story. With a chuckle he told her “With patience and persistence, you tamed a lion. Do the same thing to your husband.”





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