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agbonkamen:
Nigerian nigas and white women.... Enjoy your new white woman

He said she is Haitian.

ymstar:
Quite a long time friend

Where on earth have you been? How have you been?

espiritdav:
Hello guys,

A friend of mine really needs advice. He traveled out of the country to Texas for a course about a year ago. As a smart guy, he discharged all his Naija female packages and ventured into the 'New world' a free man. However, to cut the long story short, he met a lady of Haitian descent that he fell in love with. It was love at first sight, and they supposedly bonded. She invited him to her church, introduced him to her family, and even suggested they get married weeks after meeting, supposedly to make them be together without sin. To my Naija guy in a Trump infected society, he gladly agreed. To him, this was too good to be true, and he felt on top of the world. However, like they say, if its too good to be true, it probably isn't. The first signs that something was wrong was when he realized her mother requested for a ring of high value to give his girl. The ring he brought was, according to the girl's mother, was not of quality value, and enquired how he got it. She then took him shopping, got another ring and told him to pay for it later. Guy actually got the ring from the girl's pastor, who, out of consideration, gave him a ring he was meant to give his wife. Apparently, the girls mum had recognized the ring and the info filtered to the girl. Na so the girl just start to de para for my guy... Back to back nagging... And this was the first red flag. Next, his girl agreed to still go ahead with the marriage but started using foul language with the guy, which the guy tried to caution her against using on several occasions. Within this period, the girl got pregnant, and since they were having a marriage soon, it didn't matter. However, the girl's behavior became irritating day by day, always trying to dictate to the guy and all. Then it happened one day... They had a big argument and she said she was done. This was a day of their engagement, but she said they were gonna end the relationship. After intervention from the mother and grandmother, she changed her mind. On the engagement day, she went through her guy's phone and saw a message to another girl. Right there again, she said she was calling it off.

Over time, the crazy back and forths continued... She's done, pastor and family come between them and she changes her mind. All the while, the guy had started doubting her mental stability and was concerned that her unstable nature could just lead to a divorce anytime, which was bad. Eventually, they had a terrible argument, where she promised to make sure he pays for child support even though they are not married. He also promised to make sure she deports him back, and make his life miserable. Mind u, the girl is in the US Navy and studied Law. This argument was the straw that broke the camels back, as my friend had to just end it, especially with later threats of her killing him. Now, my friend is concerned about her threats, and the prospect of paying child support till the baby is 18. What do you advise him to do bike?

Make sure your friend doesn't sign any paternity papers until he gets a DNA test done on the child. What he has to do is to be there in the hospital when the child is born and request a DNA test, that way he will not have to pay for it. Tell him to record her threatening him.

chinochizzy:
hmmm.. even at my 5.11? 1inch shorter than 6footer?

Just average, but average height is nice. You are tall to me though I'm 5'5'.

revontuli:
Everybody is Irish on Saint Patty's day!

When I see them celebrating Black History Month or Martin Luther King or Malcolm X then maybe I'll celebrate their holidays. When I was a kid I celebrated St Patty's day but now I know better, besides those Irish are very prejudiced.

LUCAS99:
Did you celebrate St.Patrick’s Day?

Was it a fun day?

I'm not Irish.

BdorianGray:
Ha! Lol! Nice one. Don't mind her..Shes part of the reason Nairaland can be a fun place... Let her keep floundering around. that aside...
So what wld you like me to know.. Talk to me Diva am listening...

First off, I'm not a diva, I'm a straight to the point, honest, no bullshyt taking or giving, don't mess with me and I won't mess with you kind of woman.

BdorianGray:
Hey Crush!! Am very shocked to find you in such a thread...not to mention the fact that u even had to respond with a post... Its either the poster knows what she's doing or she's doesn't even know that she doesn't know..
Please save just 1/10th of that attention for me and ur life wld be more exciting and less dry ...

I just wanted the OP to know just how hypocritical and assinine the topic is.

smith042:
iz fun for me ...it am doing nothing I can eat her all day long ...one of my hubby

Ewwwwww!

WORDWORLD:
hahahaha. Its the truth!

What woman would be so nasty as to be unclean down there and let a man put his head there? Who would have chunks of shyt hanging out of their azzes? Why would you go near these type of women? That says a lot about you.

TheUpsetGirl1:
A guy at 26 or above 26 years and doesn't have a car is that one an human being?? is that laziness or cowardice?


at 26 every guy out there is supposed to be financially stable.. have a car etc

If every guy should be financially stable at 26 then so should every WOMAN, unless she's a
lazy azz. What does being a coward have to do with this scenario?

WORDWORLD:
Sure i do, just trying to pull, i mean spread your legs wide apart miss C-A-L-A-F-O-N-A. Why do you think some Lesbians don't stick to tongue fvcking alone but still wrap their waist with the strap-on and use dildos shaped as a pen!s while denying that basic instinct that a woman is a man's end and vice-versa . That sweetness of that 'magic stick' they CAN'T DENY. They still fantasize being kobokoed with the koko. I agree with you 100%. Your words are gold.


ANY LADY WHO REALLY LOVE HEADS MUST LEARN TO NOT ONLY KEEP HER PINK TACCO CLEAN BUT HER ASSHOLE TOO BECAUSE OF THEIR VERY CLOSE PROXIMITY SO AS NOT BE EMBARASSED BY HE WHO IS NOT AN IDIOT AT FVCKING. It is fvcking disgusting to imagine seeing chunks of feces hanging off of a woman's anus when 69ing her. But am sure your anus ain't repulsive, you soap it now and then. CLEAN! Bye.

You are gross.

Terryishere:
Yes I'll call you.

Ok, are you still coming Friday?

Terryishere:
Lol Valentines Day was nice, thanks for the fun evening. That dude was hilarious. Kevin Hart will be performing in Los Angeles soon, do you want to check him out?

Did you get the pictures I sent you?

eezeribe:
Entitlement mentality and Laziness... But it is my fellow men that spoilt women.
My fellow men actually rent apartments and buy cars for ladies whose fathers don't own a bicycle just because of sex...
My friend took his new catch in his Venza to an eatery,while he went to queue for sharwama,his catch was sitting in the car,listening to cool music while the air conditioner was chilling...
Dear Men, the monsters you created because of lack of sexual control have come back to haunt you.

I believe a woman should support herself financially whether she is or she isn't in a relationship, but the man has his responsibilities in the relationship as she does as well. I'm confused, what is wrong with the girl sitting in the car waiting for him to get the food, obviously it was take out and they weren't going to eat in the restaurant?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, why are the "biceps" around his wrists?

The photo is cute though. They don't make them like this anymore

They are around his wrist because he is supposed to be Popeye and she is Olive Oil from the cartoon. Don't you remember how big Popeye wrists were? Google some of the old cartoons. (Popeye).

Stay indoor and do ma shiiit i.e masturbate to stupor and cum several times.

You don't need to be a man to do that.

schumastic:
NFCS does

Catholic!!!

WORDWORLD:
Be honest.

This topic has been addressed before. I can remember my reply was because I love the magic stick I would become a gay man. I could never give up that beautiful magic.

Nig4Greatness:
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I got same email from same person twice but just ignored it as I do others with similar intents.thought I read something like my moniker instead earlier.

I asked him why did he choose me to ask for money and he said because he read where I helped someone before so he wanted my help. After I read it I suspected him to be a scammer then galaxi confirmed it. I'm sorry, I mistakenly put your name at first, I guess you were on my mind. I changed it as soon as I realized the booboo.

She wasn't with him long enough to test the waters, soon she will be crying about the physical, emotional and verbal abuse he gives her. On the positive side, my cousin's parents were married after only 5 months of dating and they have been married for 30+ years now.

They said the secret was, they both knew what they wanted when they met and each of them possessed what the other wanted in a mate, and they were ready for the commitment. They both were 28years old when they were married. He's a loan contractor for a major bank and she has always been a homemaker.

Six months after they were married they purchased a beautiful home. They have one child (my cousin) she's a psychologist and all 3 of them drive nice Mercedes. It could work if they are genuine with each other.

smith042:
no we dnt have sex 9 times bu I do to before sex for she to be in de right track before she go collect my big di..k pounding

But you said you would do it 24/7, why is that, what do you get out of that?

WORDWORLD:
You mean the koko?!

You know what I mean.

smith042:
headz relief alot of stress and is good fo ladies as for me I will nt remove my mouth frm her punna till she tell me so I will eat her out till tomorrow every day 24 7 na her right will bye milk join pure it there and lick it off ..........for my future wife she will enjoy me ....

24/7, where is the pleasure for you? You can't just perform oral on your woman and expect her to be satisfied. If you aren't pounding her, something isn't right with you, she needs the magic stick as well.

chinochizzy:
Am a guy of 27yrs old and am 1.81 m 5.11ft and half sometimes I can get to 6ft streath out of bed, I feel so awkward about my hieght for a very long time now i hated everything about my hieght to d exent I feel very sad and depressed every day and as a result of that I lost confidence in myself and also my self-esteem is nothing to write home about. This has made me an introvert n I don't socialize, I've even thought about going for leg shortening surgery but I learnt is very expensive and painful though I don't mind going for it if I had d money. So pls overly tall dudes out there I want to know how u deal with ur self esteem n confidence and also how u approach comments about ur hieghts cuz am slowly going insane!!!

This is silly, I thought you were 6'5' or taller, you aren't even considered tall.

Nig4Greatness:
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Haha I am and always be.cheers.

Are you in LA?

smith042:
yea bu have a friend that demands for it everynyt

It's different to want it done everytime you have sexx because that could be two or three times a week, I doubt that you and your friend are having sexx 9 times a week.

smith042:
turn u off ....iz it too much for u

Yes, I said It would Be too much Twice a week would be fine, that would make me excited with anticipation, plus I would prefer more of the pounding.