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EternalTruth:
their gregarious nature and maturity embedded genes. And they also know how to be in love and treat their hobby right without toying with their emotions

You do know that I'm black American right? Most of the time Nairalanders think that American equates to white and want to link up because of it.

EternalTruth:
I'm 29. I have a penchance for Americans.
and trust me I'm cute and matured enough..
can we link up??

What do you like about Americans?

EternalTruth:
wow nice.. sorry pls. how old are you ma'am?

I'm 28, why?

StupidYorubaFool:
cos I'm yet to be married and I thought you are married already so I needed you to give me an insight cos I'm still a novice...

Marriage is my plan D.

StupidYorubaFool:
cos I'm yet to be married and I thought you are married already so I needed you to give me an insight cos I'm still a novice...

No I'm not married, I don't have to be married to know the intimacies of a relationship.

StupidYorubaFool:
thanks a bunch buy you didn't provide an answer to my last question...
are you married

What difference does it make if I'm married or not?

TrapHedges:
do you have a crush on me?

lmao Is that you?

OLisaMacaulay:
thanks guys,I always been a good boy,I think is time to start cheating on her too. she always get jealous any time she saw me around girls

Don't listen to their hypocrisy, if you were a girl saying that your man is cheating on you they would tell you to pray about it and don't cheat on him because two wrongs don't make a right. If you know she is cheating on you and you can't deal with it just end the relationship and move on.

StupidYorubaFool:
wow and I've come to realize that men feel so fulfilled and happy when they satisfy their partner sexually.....
are you married?

Make sure that you treat your woman well and keep her satisfied sexually and you will keep a happy and loving woman in your life.

StupidYorubaFool:
oboy you don experience am first hand...
that's exactly what she did...
she pressed my head with both hands and forced in like she wanted burying me in an I almost suffocated..

but my question is, do they achieve orgassm just by this single act alone without penetration??
help still a novice and I'll be getting married soon

Yes Yes Yes The pounding of penetration feels wonderful as well.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Ok . The ignorance on this thread can be felt from the main page.

You as Africans
.....the darkest people on planet earth
see 1 of the darker of you and you jump stupid and make colored jokes and comments?

And the worst thing about is Alllllll the commenters are DARK SKIN!
Ya'll got a freaking complex and it's truly said [/color]

Thank you, they are unbelievable.

Dumb Azz!

He's gorgeous.

Where does it say that he is gay?

Lmao Traphedges is this you?

naijabetboy:
Okay, I'm just going to go straight to the story.

There's this girlfriend of mine I called in Friday evening to invite her to see a movie with me at Film house, Surulere. She didn't plan this but decided to come with me. She lives at Orile, so Leisure Mall is kind of closer to her house from her office on the Island. So, I paid for the bike fee from the island to Leisure Mall.

After we got there, I realised I didn't have my ATM Card, neither did she and I had just 4K left in my pocket. I suggested that we just bought the movie tickets and drinks without pop corn. The first shocker for the night was when she said she can not see a movie without eating pop corn, she would rather we saw the movie some other day. I thought of what to do and remembered GTRescue... The GTBank service that allows you make cardless withdrawal from you Internet Banking. So I quickly did GTRescue and withdrew some cash. After that we bought the tickets, popcorn and drink. Since the movies starts in 40 minutes, I decided thar we hangout at Cold Stone. I bought some ice cream for her (you guys know how expensive cold Stine ice cream is) and myself. We ate the ice cream till the movie started.

In the middle of the movie, I tried to hold this girls hand, then I received the second shocker for the night.... The babe said I was disturbing her and should allow her concentrate on the movie. Eehh... See gobe. I was so angry at that statement, I left in the middle of the movie... Of course she followed me out and started lamenting on why I would decide to leave in the middle of the movie. I just kept quiet without a response.

I decided to walk her to where she would get a bus to her house... From this point to her house, she only need a hundred Naira bus.

Then she asked me for transport fare, I was like: babe, I don't have transport fare for you ooo... Please sort this. I could see the anger on her face, me just pretended I didn't see anything. I called her that night, she didn't pickup.

The following morning, I called her again, and she started lamenting about how angry she was.... Okay babe, why are u angry... Then I heard the most stupid reason to be angry..... I didn't give her transport fare.

I was like... Babe, if I didn't invite you to the movies, won't you go to your father's house? And the idi*T is like I'm supposed to give her tfare since I took her
out.

This b*tch already forgot about every other thing that happened that night, the only thing she remembers is that I didn't give her tfare.

I mean, why do some Ladies think the guy must do everything for them,and they are entitled to any favour they get... I still don't get.

I don't blame you for walking out on her but there are two things that you did that I do not agree with.
1. Since you invited her you should have made sure that she got home safely.
2. You called her afterwards. WHAT? That incident should have been a lesson learned for you and you should have never called her again. Imagine not wanting to see the movie because she didn't have popcorn, (selfish).
I have said it once and I will say it again and again and again.
IF YOU MEN CONTINUE TO BE THE SIMPS THAT YOU ARE PORTRAYING, YOUR WOMEN WILL CONTINUE TO USE AND PLAY YOU INSTEAD OF BEING INDEPENDENT AND PROVIDING FOR THEMSELVES. LOL My humble opinion tho.
ps. She is not your girlfriend, you may be a future trick if you continue to spend your hard earned money on undeserving girls.

lol, The Exorcist still scares me, I will not watch it alone at night.

Smallville10:
Khiaa come see dis

It's too many lesbians in jail that will beat you down and take your punnani, as ugly as those toes are they are more appealing than a girl. I'd rather drink 3 strawberry margaritas, put on some very dark sunglasses so that I couldn't see those crusty, rusty toes and then put a piece of plastic on them and do what I got to do, and afterwards gargle with some peroxide for an hour. Gross!!!

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff]Laws ah massy,n o I didn't

But I hope (likely is) this is a bloggers tale(lie) [/color]

Yeah I hope she is lying just to
get custody, how are you today? You and buffalowings have convinced me to prepare wings for dinner, with potato salad and green beans.

buffalowings:
Oh

Haha

Wanted to choose chickenwings as my moniker

Settled for that just for the novelty

Never had one though.

lol, Buffalowings are spicy chicken wings, the name came from the creater of the dish who is from Buffalo New York.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff]wait! Wait!!
Don't condemned him! This is not sexual!!
But a matter of blood flow to the penis!! [/color]

Did you not read where she said he was fingering the baby in her private part?

Where were my manners? I apologise OK, didn't mean to go all bi.tchy on you... Ykno, I'm new here and boredom is quietly dealing with me

Your apology is accepted, and welcome to Nairaland. I understand the boredom, I've been there many of times.

melonsoup:
Not nice at all! You don't treat sisters like that!!

Treat sisters like how? It wasn't nice of you to jump in on our convo with your two cents that neither he or I asked for.

melonsoup:
Look here. The guy said he doesn't like the characteristic smell of ear wax which he can get to smell on your lips after you might have swept your tongue around that region... He was clear enough on that me thinks....

Look here, the guy asked me a question and I answered him, stay in your lane.

bitchcrafts:
Nigga, nothin beats the taste of pusssy in its most natural untampered state.... Bathing before eating washes off most of the tasty flavor trust me

EWWWWWWW!!! And you complain about the ears. That's some disgusting shyt right there birchcrafts. I'm done.

bitchcrafts:
Of course .So far shes not all sweaty and looks edible enough... I'll go for the banger... Why you askin'

Well you were complaining about the ears being dirty and my point is, you should know if your partner is clean or not, and why would you go down below on an unclean person. The ears are waaaaaay cleaner than a dirty punnani or penus. He must be clean before I go anywhere near him, we can bathe together.
I'm not talking about doing this with someone you just met or an whor.e you just purchased, I'm talking about your partner.

bitchcrafts:
I should kiss your mouth shut but since I cant , Wouldnt it be wierd having a bowl of water on standby to immediately wash off while getting down? Your suggestion is just extremely unrealistic. Don't run yo tongue on my ear lobe and thats all!

Lol its not unrealistic, you do it at certain times, like after taking a bath together.
Would you have sex/oral without bathing first?

bitchcrafts:
lol. You are very stubborn, ain't you?

No I'm not being stubborn, just stating a fact that pertains to the topic. Try it you might like it.

bitchcrafts:
Well Well Well, I find irritating what i find irritating. Kiss me wherever you want but not in my ears... There is this characteristic smell of the ear wax that I find disgastin' ykno. Thats watsup!

That's what soap and water is for.

RZArecta:
Na wa o, Trump won and America has suddenly turned back to Nigeria's enemy in the fight against boko haram Buhari ati awon APC zombies ti ya were honestly

Karma is a very sexy bítch

What does Trump have to do with anything he's not the president

bitchcrafts:
Never will I allow anybody to salivate all up in my ears Noooooo!

Yet you let girls salivate in your mouth when they kiss you

bitchcrafts:
Ewww!

Lmao Have you experienced it?

Putting your warm wet tongue inside of a man's ear and slowly licking it can send chills up and down his spine.

Lol California