₦airaland Forum

onila: naa the guy I said that his dic.k is cute is the love of my life

not that proud idiat

but the delta igbo guys are less proud than the original igbo tho and more open minded, I think

I cant remember the last time an igbo guy chased me at school

the last time an igbo guy chased me, he happened to be a cab driver
it seems its only the rejected ones that are open-minded

Since you CLAIM to be a VIRGIN isn't it a big TEMPTATION to look/play with your boyfriend's DYCK?

chucky234: She isnt complaining

Ok you've been warned.

Buchukwu: Lady ke, ugly thing like you, common comot for road make I see joor Idiot

Little boy please grow up before you try and talk to a woman.

chucky234: There is no harm in calling you baby bear, beside I told you that your name is permanently engraved in my heart.
Except you dont understand the word "permanently".

Cocoa doesn't like it either.

jonsin: lol it sounds cute though, but kind of a little desperate, I'll definitely call her but might not take her seriously

That's because you are not mature enough to appreciate a confidant woman yet.

Bunchersstab: In 2face voice i say " i dey feel like Mandela because u luv me"

You are my everything!!

Bunchersstab: I just called freecocoa now...
She doesn't like it as well.

I knew the both of you wouldn't appreciate it but we all know how stubborn chucky234 is.

runnazz: Thanks Khiaa

You are very welcome.

ihedinobi2: Sure. You guys must be having remarkable marriages over there.

Well done.

The marriages are just like Nigeria and the rest of the world, some are good, some not so good.

chucky234: Case closed.

He finally gets it. Well Chucky it's my bedtime I'm getting sleepy so I'm calling it a night. Goodnite talk to you later.

chucky234: Freecocoa is my dream come true, my love, the place I call home and the place life began.
I dont call her my candy, baby bear or lollipop

You should be telling her those sweet things not me.

chucky234: Then my good friend has to live with it, simple as ABC.

I have a solution, transfer all those pet names to freecocoa and simply call me Khiaa. Problem solved.

chucky234: Abraham was before Christ, Bunchersstab will understand why I cant stop the pet names.

No he will not, you know he doesn't like it.

immortalvoices: the posters above me are seriously unaware that the are derailing this thread...one is a player while the other is pretending not to enjoy it

He's not my maaaaan!!

chucky234: Always lollipop

LOL You are as stubborn as a mule. Both you and Cocoa are stubborn, it will be interesting watching all the drama that lies ahead for you 2 mules.

ihedinobi2: Like I said, women act on it different than men. If a woman acts like a man toward a man, she will be treated like a man or shunned. So again I ask you to come tender the proof that it works when such a move, "woman wooing man", ends up at the altar.

It happens all the time in my part of the world. I am done beating this bush, we'll have a new conversation another time.

chucky234: I told you that your name is permanently engraved in my heart, you are a special friend.

So you will except my friendship now?

chucky234: I told you that your name is permanently engraved in my heart, you are a special friend.

Then call me by my name, I'm sure Bunchersstab will apreciate it.

chucky234: I'll prove you wrong then.

You don't have to prove anything to me anymore, I'm obsolete.

chucky234: Do you think I'm that stupid to let cocoa slip away a second time, nah baby bear.

Yes I do, I'm beginning to think you only want what you can't have.

chucky234: Do you think I'm that stupid to let cocoa slip away a second time, nah baby bear.

OMG!!! I just told you that you have to stop with the pet names. I don't want to be accused of being a certified homebreaker like before.

chucky234: Ok I have stay far away from every thread that has ladies commenting, right?

You know what I mean.

chucky234: Angel you got the wrong pic, I dont woo a woman that way and you know it.

Calling me Angel and all your pet names that you call me will not help your situation that I predict you are going to be in with her.

Bunchersstab: Honey, its pointless trying to impact knowledge on someone who already made up his mind not to be enlightened.

I know you are right Daddy, but I tried, they just don't get it. I'll woo you anytime my sweet sexy man.

chucky234: I didnt try to woo anyone baby bear, I was only joking.

You were joking when you know how sensitive freecocoa is, and how she just days ago poured out her heart to you and forgave you after months of ignoring you? What you are doing is the very same thing that caused your break up.
Remember what I told you? I said don't **** it up. Ooooooooh I'm so pissed at you right now.

ihedinobi2: Lol. Ok. So a man who is confident and comfortable in his manhood is not afraid of rejection. What then is the value proposition in his letting you do the approaching?

Let me break this down for you one last time.


It is not about a woman position or a mans position, it is about one person being drawn (attracted) to another and decides to act on it (gender aside). Get it now?

Bunchersstab: Baby, been so busy travelling...
making sure i put so many things in place.
Do you the e-diot who removed best ride topic

Hello precious, I noticed that too, I guess they moved it because it didn't belong in the auto section but I don't know if they got rid of it altogether.

Honey do you know that after all we went through getting Freecocoa and Chucky234 back together he is trying to woo other girls already.

ihedinobi2: Lmao! You're saying that men who fear rejection are men who are secure in their manhood? How is that exactly?

No No No!!! I'm talking about men who feels a woman approaching him (pure flattering) is a threat to his manhood.

ME MAN YOU WOMAN, kind of attitude.

bosun11: cool....stuff...talking from experience i guess

Yes I am. There's nothing wrong in a woman asserting herself, thats a sign of confidence and a healthy self esteem.

ihedinobi2: Hehehe. I'm not arguing cheap and classless with you or anyone abeg. I'm saying that women don't do that. If you want to do it, ok. I'd like to hear how successful you are. And by success, we're talking marriage.

Where I live it's nothing out of the ordinary, and men love it because it takes the stress, pressure and fear of rejection off of them. I's a breath of fresh air to them ( of course this applies to men who are secure in their manhood).

ihedinobi2: Lol. No, that is green-lighting or torch-lighting. "Sugar in my tea" and "only cockroach in my cupboard" are examples of wooing.

LOL... That's bullshyt and childish games, I"m talking about the real deal. *Hey brother my name is Khiaa (smiling ) how are you today? I couldn't help but notice your beautiful smile, bla bla bla (conversation continues) bla bla bla (always smiling). Of course you can have my number, may I have yours (exchanging numbers) thank you,, I'll talk to you soon. Nice meeting you.*

There is nothing cheap or classless about that.

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jonsin: well most Nigerian men here have said their mind and you know which side of the coin they represent

True True!!