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Crime › Re: Admin Shuts Down Ponzi Whatsapp Group After 200 Members Paid 3k Each To Him by Khutie: 9:08am On Jan 11, 2017*

this one funny o

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Romance › Re: What Do U Call This In Ur Own Language(pix) by Khutie: 11:04pm On Jan 10, 2017

Bia whr re these two people dah re entertaining us? Una no go tire o...weda na interview or dialogue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EFL Cup Semi Final: Manchester United Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 10th January 2017 by Khutie: 8:10pm On Jan 10, 2017

Our heroes for the night
No Zlatan

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Comes Out Of The Closet, Confesses He Is Gay Then Post Raunchy Pics by Khutie: 3:30pm On Jan 10, 2017

dorocent:
bro i don dey suspect u oo

Na yhur headache o... Mua no be anything o
tongue

Romance › Re: Tip To Know If You Are Gay by Khutie: 3:23pm On Jan 10, 2017

TrapQueen77:

Hhahahahhaha...

Always on every thread!..
ibu onye mmuo? tongue

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Comes Out Of The Closet, Confesses He Is Gay Then Post Raunchy Pics by Khutie: 3:20pm On Jan 10, 2017

Dah niggur z hot wid dah thing, don't be surprise dah most guys will prefer him over beautiful damsels owt dere

Won't stop xaying it "Gay ain't right" ... Dah s.h.*.t xo demonic

Investment › Re: The 2nd Coming Of MMM by Khutie: 3:34pm On Jan 08, 2017

histemple:
The pressure is already there. Referring to the money you put there as "donation" is misleading. It's called investment. Donation is charity and it doesn't yield interest, but investment yields profit.

A simple question... and yhu khan't even give clear ansa.
Why not hit the nail on the head instead of running around the clock??

Romance › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment by Khutie: 12:52pm On Jan 05, 2017

Unique23:
Walked pass group of guys sitting, was actually pressing fone dah moment, d way guys do na, ah just hissed nd passed only 4 me to hit my head again an innocent pole , how I branched to dah direction, ah dnt know, was so embarrassed when I heard them laughed saying "shebi we call you, u dey use us do shakara" chai dah day ehn

...buh yhu stl be small girl nah

...

Romance › Re: Truth Or Lie About You by Khutie: 12:20pm On Jan 05, 2017

Laveda:
Never been.
Btw Happy New Year.

Yhu've been in love hun' ...yhur first diary gave yhu owt... Remember a day after valentine ...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by Khutie: 10:54pm On Jan 04, 2017

Laveda:

No, Sir.

Xowie ma' . I meant no harm

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by Khutie: 10:46pm On Jan 04, 2017

Into the final 10 minutes and it can presumably safely be said now that Chelsea's winning run will come to an end tonight. It's going to prove a monumental task for them to find two goals to steal a point, let alone three in 10 minutes to win it. Fans from Liverpool, Manchester and north London can rejoice.

tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 4th January 2017 by Khutie: 10:36pm On Jan 04, 2017

Laveda:
Where's JeffreyJamez when you need him.
Zicoraads too.

Chelsea for Life..

Yhu here Are yhu Chelsea fan

Romance › Re: The Good , The Bad and the Ugly in the NL Beach Party Video( Must read) by Khutie: 10:25am On Jan 04, 2017

I'll love to attend next beach party buh only if Laveda will be dere?

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Khutie: 10:36pm On Jan 03, 2017

YungTemy:
because of toto you wan make I play my fellow guy? C'mon Toto dey everywhere na.

If I control Makavelli the guy no go see the next day. Fact. I no want blood for my hand o.

Am forced to stand wid santos123 on dis one bruh... yhu re too soft. E geh one of my mehn dis kind tin happened to for skul, 100l guy jumping insyd the hole of my 400l niggur gf who supposed to be in her 300l... Tho dis my friend reported late to our crew; nevertheless we handle the situation well... we drill the year one boy finish, he no dey even cross d girls hostel even after my niggur made it clear to him dah he was no longer interested in the relationship wid d girl. Sometimes all dah matters is respek, yhu khan double date, buh tryna hide it, don't rub it in my face

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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Khutie: 10:28pm On Jan 03, 2017

YungTemy:
Exactly!! You got it. I gave her freely will, anyway sha... Her chapter don close lol. *you dey study womanology?

Nope...Let's just xay psychology

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Khutie: 10:07pm On Jan 03, 2017

YungTemy:
mmm.. I see valid points from what you just laid down, but Temy is so not like that, I don't double date, I just stick to just a partner and sadly when I fall for someone, i always give my best.. Well, make I conclude this story to a certain point, you'd get to see me from a close view with my tales and descriptions. Salute

RESPEK TO YHU BRUH!

tho Temy ain't a in for double date kinda stuffs, yhu shoulda at least made dah Precious submissive someone. I guess yhu re too free wid her and dah made her take yhu for granted

Literature › Re: My Life On Campus (A True Life Story). by Khutie: 9:54pm On Jan 03, 2017

Hmmmm...
Nice story...buh yhu re feeding us wid half pill, tryna make it longer bruh

BTW I always advice my niggurs to make dah unwanted move on time, don't wait for the love to turn from normal handshake to a hug. Yhu re busy enjoying the love, attention and care; bad sharp shooter was busy grinding her womanliness.

In this life some niggurs re meant to wash the car and bad niggurs lyk santos123 re always ready to drive .

Fashion › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Disqualifies All Contestants At Most Beautiful Girl In Nnewi by Khutie: 8:29pm On Jan 03, 2017

Who beauty queen don EPP ? These rich men should instead visit orphanage homes and make those kids life better. There re money in Nigeria buh these mofos don't know how to utilise it

....and by the way... I was inducted into IDGAF hall of fame this afternoon.

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Celebrities › Re: Did Davido Make The Jump In "The Sound" Video? by Khutie: 1:32pm On Dec 31, 2016

Yhu geh time

Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Shows Off His Dancing Skill As He Lavishes Igbere Women With Cash by Khutie: 1:21pm On Dec 31, 2016

Cash No be 500 naira note I dey see xo ? This politicians won't stop using the poor masses as their weapon of entertainment. I believe there re better ways to show love to this women rather than sharing each of 'em eme bag of rice.

As for Orji Uzor

Romance › Re: Actress Anita Joseph Says She’s Tired Of Buying Expensive Asoebi, Here’s Why by Khutie: 12:12pm On Dec 30, 2016

And the last time I checked, she z stl single as fvck

Biko Aunty Anita...

Romance › Re: Why Women Love Lies---true Story by Khutie: 9:49pm On Dec 29, 2016

Doctorfitz:
Abeg make person wake me up oo. My babe just tell person say she single...... Which kain girls dey this life sef?

Only I cornered my cousin's main chick on lowkey widowt she knowing dah I was related to her bf, the girl geh mind tell me xay she is not only single buh also ain't searching. Can yhu imagine.. I haven't found the right atmosphere to yan my cousin bruh d koko, khoz dah dude love dis girl lyk his life depends on it.

To the story... nawa4naija make dis Irene of a girl no give yhu poison from Enugu-Ezike tongue

Romance › Re: Why Women Love Lies---true Story by Khutie: 8:06pm On Dec 29, 2016

Ain't going nowhere bruh! Am enjoying ya story
it's 8:07pm here

Romance › Re: Why Women Love Lies---true Story by Khutie: 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2016

Bruh see as yhu dey deceive us xo... when yhu started dis story, yhu were giving us long epistle buh now...all we geh is xo little dah if I decide to turn it into a food, my lil puppy will be mad at me for giving him such a small food...
and FYI yhu re doing a great job.

Abulo mere anyi magic nah.

Events › Re: Igbo Groom's Squad In Native Attires (Photos) by Khutie: 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
A can of juice or carbonated drink would do, monsieur.

The endpoint is to be articulate devoid of banality and clichés and still communicate effectively .

I came here wid rapid pace to deliver yhu wid the best carbonated drink in the country.

Buh it won't be accepted by my folks if I give it to yhu khoz yhu just delivered another bomb.

Events › Re: Igbo Groom's Squad In Native Attires (Photos) by Khutie: 10:25pm On Dec 28, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
The groom's pose : I can relate to it.

That posture you assume when your favourite barber carves your full beardlines and hairline perfectly on a Saturday morning. You stand up , examine your face in the full mirror, look around the salon to realize a girl who came along with her brother or boyfriend is staring intently at you through the mirror. You unconsciously dust imaginary hair off your left shoulder as a wide grin forms on your face...

Yeah, I know, I am being vain.

Finally yhu made it easy for some peeps here to read through this widowt the help of dictionary...

I owe yhu a bottle of Heineken!

Romance › Re: Why Women Love Lies---true Story by Khutie: 6:11pm On Dec 28, 2016

Nice piece bruh! Ndi Man.Utd no dey kharry last...am enjoying ya story

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Romance › Re: I Want To Break Up With Her But I'm Confused. by Khutie: 4:52pm On Dec 28, 2016

androsurf:
Don't be surprised she's seeing someone else ... my 1 cent

Yhu geh mind o...to quote all the thread.

Egbon yhur problem is a problem...

to the topic...Mr.loverboy biko no waste a sweet and precious time in finding anoda wonderful damsel in 2017...Udo diri gi

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Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Counting His Loses In His Failed Marriage by Khutie: 2:21pm On Dec 28, 2016

Ehyaaa!

Romance › Re: Is Your First Love,the Truest Love? by Khutie: 5:42pm On Dec 26, 2016

Monalisa185:
lol... They've come... Enemies of progress... We don't eat draw soup

Am a Manchester United fan too... Henrik Mkhitaryan is a Bae grin

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