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ogunronbi18:
to get u right, u mean it over?

[i]absolutely [/ i]

even if he dey disable , no be human being he be my niggur beta leave dah relationship outta pity too. Yhu deserve d best

jazz man of ex bf/ ex gf no dey sleep.

Ex-Nollywood actress Omotola Jalade has passed out an indirect message to her haters this morning that she is still the madam of her house. Few days ago, critics revisited a 2-year-old story where Omotola allegedly said her husband is the one in charge of shopping and cooking because of her busy schedule. The ever busy mother of four today shared a photo of herself making pounded yam in the kitchen with this caption

camry2008:
in late 80s, Used to drive my tyre from Nkpor junction to new parts (so much energy) then to Ngbuka nkpor to united before coming back home, the following day will be to fly my kite .

present generation are really missing a lot

"NKPOR?"... Bruh abeg wic syd for Nkpor... hommie niggur mua just sight yhu o

Dear Lassa
baby,First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came,
we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly
obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bushmeat, we obeyed. And now u, u jst came &
without the fear of God in u, u said we shld forsake
garri Garri ke? student's power !
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially
Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians student
swear for u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week.
Nonsense!
Buh on more serious note we need Gods intervention in dis mata. We re tired of all dis unknown disease.

I don digest all dah yhu've written... buh 35mins before collecting yhur change? Are yhu in any way related to minister of information

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]I no know ooo.. I'm peace loving oo.. I don't know why they hate me...


Ermmm... This new found love you're talking about.. Beko kwa... We have 'simple friendship' and that is it [/color]

[b]Xo when will d ban be ova...


Ehen... This new found love z really into dis 'simple friendship' , just don't loose guard dah gal. Kam gwa gi eziokwu nwanne , milk industry dah nwata nwanyi fit change suicide bombers destiny... I pray to hear some gud news from ya afta dah suppose clubbing[/ b]

Lolzzzz... Bae na yhur folo girls yhu dey beef so... and probably yhu know wahz coming. "3WW" Laveda z coming for yhu.

Oma307 yhu lazy o o... this story no long nah .

story of a confused lady ... [b]One day, at his apartment before rehearsal, he asked, sincerely, why I wouldn’t have sex with him. I told him, sincerely, that I wasn’t attracted to him in the least. And that was that. But Dave wanted to negotiate. “Do you have to be attracted to me to have sex with me?” he asked, looking down at his guitar. “Well. Yeah,” I said. “That’s usually how that goes.” Dave looked up at me, his face brightening: “How about you just have sex with me as a favor.” “A favor to whom?” I asked. “To me.” I blinked, sincerely not understanding. “You’re asking me for a sexual favor.” “Yes.” “No, Dave.” “Why not?” I bristled. “Because just no, dude. Like, no. Ever. No. Not interested.” Dave put his guitar down and gave me serious puppy-dog eyes. “Give me one good reason why you won’t take pity on me and have sex with me.” “One?” I asked. “Okay. I’m not attracted to you. At all.” “You said that already. Give me another one.” (At this point, my present 41-year-old self is screaming, just get the Bleep out of there! Don’t sit on this motherfucker’s couch discussing this shit! Just say, “No motherfucker, I ain’t fucking you.” And be out!) Instead, I gave him another reason. “Dave, I dated your friend for like two years.” “But Jack hates me anyway.” “No he doesn’t,” I said. “Yes, he does,” said Dave. “Watch.” Dave picked up the phone and called Jack, my ex. “Hey Jack. What’s up. Lauren is here and she said she wouldn’t Bleep me because—” “—Yo get the Bleep off my phone. Fucking bitch-ass.” Jack hung up. Dave smiled at me. “See, I told you. Not an issue.” “I’m on my period,” I said. “You’re lying.” He was right. For the next hour, we practiced. At least five times, I swatted Dave away as he stopped playing and tried to lean in for a kiss or a hug. I never felt endangered. I was just annoyed. I wanted to hurry up and practice my songs so the rest of the band wouldn’t be pissed because I couldn’t hit that low note on the Mary J. Blidge song and we’d have to do that part over and over. Finally, Dave put the guitar down and said we could take a break. He edged closer and closer to me on the couch. Touched my shoulder. Kissed my neck. I didn’t say no. I didn’t say yes. I didn’t say anything. I just sat there and dealt with it. I figured once he saw I’d be as responsive as a corpse, he’d give up. He didn’t. Dave leaned into me until I was on my back on the sofa. He pulled my pants down. He pulled my panties down. I provided zero assistance. (Picture trying to get a denim pantsuit off of a Barbie doll). Dave pulled his own pants down. He pulled his boxers down. He put on a condom, parted my legs with his own, held himself and guided his way inside me. I said nothing. And I didn’t move a single muscle from start to finish. It could have been minutes, it could have been hours. I just know I held my breath because his natural odor turned me off. And I stayed rigid because I didn’t want him to think for one second that I was enjoying any part of it. I went blank. I thought we could just “get over with it,” the way a woman might do if her husband or boyfriend was in the mood and she wasn’t. Except he wasn’t my husband, or my boyfriend, at all. Then it was over. He pulled his boxers and pants up. I pulled my underwear and pants up. He kissed me on the cheek. He got the guitar out. He played some chords. I sang Mary J. Blige’s "My Life" while he played. If you look at my life/and see what I see... The question I’ve held on to for 17 years is this: Was I raped?[/b]

[b]1.They are always there to support you.
"I'm thankful that my dad never missed any school competitions I engaged in, he is always there to support me even if I don't come out on top"
2. They love you unconditionally.
3. They have been around for your whole life, and
probably know you better than you even know
yourself.
4. They are the best role models.
5. They teach you the value of hard work and
dedication.
"I can easily say that I learned my work ethic from
m dad, and I admire how he has worked so hard to
get to where he is now."
6. They are probably one of the funniest people that
you know, and have definitely influenced your sense
of humor.
7. They are there for you when you are going through
a tough time,and try their best to help you through
it.
8. They teach you the value of sacrifice and always ready to push you to do something that will make you a better person.
9. They teach you the value of money and how to be financially stable.
10. Throughout your life they've acted as your chauffeur,therapist, cheerleader, and personal
bodyguard and take interest in who you hang out with.[/b]