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Im gonna modify sowie |
gosh even my tiny story thank God i put on hold |
RECAP before the attack that took us all the way back to january 10th im gonna start my fictional story in another way hope it still intrest you. AFTER THE FIGHT I cried my eyes out before the bell for closing was rung, the chapel prefect gave silly, annoying orders while we grumbled and obeyed. i felt a tap on my shoulders, when i turned i saw harry'. "Hey! Emily" he spoke with much life in his voice. " What is it" i said coldly while i tried as much as i could to avoid eye contact with him "I searched everywhere but i did not see you i just came to apologise" he pleaded, its not like it was his fault that i fought with thelma it was just two girls who where heart over brains in love with him. "Harry please let me be for now okay, i don't want any girl to come here and harass me for no just course" i finaly said to him after keeping him hanging for some seconds. " Its okay i understand what your driving at Mill, its just that i really want to be friends with you i hope you understand me. If its about thelma and sophie i'll tell them to stay off your case Mill lets just be friends please" just then i heard i sighted thelma coming, i walked away and went to sit at the pavement. she turned and started walking towards my direction my legs went cold and stiff i couldnt run even, it seemed like my legs where glued even my mouth went dry as my stomach made silly noises i swear at that point i song played in my head i dont remember the title buh the lyrics say something like "uh oh where in trouble" |
what actually caused it nau? |
The rock5555:thats cause ur concernd bout ur baby only |
Mimisboygreat: chai! See pretty babe o! She dy evn find me**running around d thread naked and dancing alanta** bt this one u mention lekinz evrytin dn spoil cos em go use dat em big head spoil things.#lollolz carries my bags and sits in the middle of lekinz and mimisboygreat but guy wear clothe na |
lekinz and mimisboy were are you |
The rock5555: Make i reach home abeg.... you all are seeing what rock is doing to me not realizing that im expecting our baby |
no one ever encourages mekida |
360prince: better tell her say mak she meet me because i wan know who born me....Ask your father The rock5555: Na true na, she no fit sign the divorce papers. She know say replacement go come if she try any rubbish[quote author=The rock5555]Rock na so abi |
The rock5555: Ushers hold her, she has been relegated to the back seat for three days, then bring her come siddon near me againSit with you ke? I taught u filed for a divorce so you can go to her |
The rock5555:I will |
MachineX: The Last Modification Got Me CrackingWhy |
Lemme modify the last post to make it longer |
During break I went to the canteen and joined the queue of students waiting for their turns to buy snacks or food, but I hated eating food cooked by those strange women [ You know about the stories of women who use water from the mortuary to boil rice an so on, well those stories got me scared that's why I hate eating food cooked outside even now I'm trying to ] I stood for some minutes before Kelvin came and took my money and helped me purchase some biscuits and two bottles of Fanta then he followed me to the class and I dropped Becky's biscuits and Fanta then we went to sit at the pavement of his class and we hosted while I saw Harry from afar off he just sat at a strategic location watching me while Thelma was saying something to him but he wasn't listening to her she was laughing till she saw me and she left him alone while I told Kelvin to escort me back to my class just in time for the bell for break over. *************************************************************** "Babe na so you leave my food? What if whinch chop am" Becky said mimicking mama maleke a woman who owns a saloon in my neighborhood. Your own no good oh. Said pushing her playfully before Sophie walked into the classroom "And what's that bony structure up to? ". Belinda asked smiling cheek to cheek "You know the thing is I don't care what a hippo and skeleton do" Becky said "Haba Becca na wa for you oh this your mouth no good at all " I said turning to look at the "BONY STRUCTURE " she was brushing he hair for the umpteenth time for heavens sake she looked terrible couldn't she get that fact into her head " senior sir joshua said I should call you" a tiny voice said when I looked it was a new jss1 student Bella who was a half-caste but she was Beautiful and she was very intelligent and cunning also. "Bella I've heard you" I wanted to say something before she zoomed off with lighting speed and her hair was carried by the breeze " Ohh girls will be girls jor" I said becky started laughing hard i was in the dark bout why evryone one was laughing till i saw a paper in her hand and i took it it was a love letter from a jss2 student from st theresa's school the love sick guy had sent becca of all people a love letter ************************************************************************************************* Becky was my best friend and more like a sister to me, she was very beautiful a black beauty and i refer to a beatiful girl as a diamond she was a beautiful black girl a black diamond she was a girl with big hips and a wide assss she had a winning smile, she had dimples and beauty spots around her eyes which i envied, was a dark girl with pink lips but not low cut. Becky once dated this guy called christopher she was so so so in love with him but he was out to play with her heart and since then becky and guys where not in good terms not that she's a les but sometimes your past experiences cause u to stop loving, she has many male friends who flock around her but she never had a boyfriend or lover. ************************************************************************************* |
The rock5555: Oya name the mamasNa you sabi |
The rock5555: Una see as i dey laf as i read am, see wife wey i wan marry she come dey pity herself againYou know you have kids already so their mothers would handle that |
lekinz: Hmmm....Eh...Babe...What's up now....Hope Sexy S. is not listeningI hope rock isn't listening either |
Peter I pity the wife you go marry by the time the children all take after you |
"Milly let's go to the kitchen it's time for food and nutrition"Becky said carrying her notebooks and textbooks as she left, I picked my bag and sprinted to the physics lab to pick a stool then I heard the latest scoop from our class CNN Vivian "Una don hear?" She said holding her waist "Hear what" we chorused " Harry don join una food and nutrition class oh" she said and started laughing I laughed as I picked a stool and turned to leave then I saw Harry at the door his eyes were Teary and he wasn't looking happy at all I knew he wasn't happy so I left to the kitchen. "Some of you will not come to class early, you will be hanging around with your boyfriends. You willbe rigmaroling and showcasing our body For those stupid good for nothing boys" she said looking at us and demonstrating by cat walking up and down the kitchen "Emily have you given them the note on food comodities?" She said packing her books to leave "No ma only Becky has written the note" I said bringing out my notebook as I raised my face I caught Harry staring at me I smiled at him And he smiled back at me and I turned to give aunty the book and I saw Sophie frowning and giving me a scornful look(bad eye) I ignored her And came out to take chalk and copy the note when she put her foot and I almost fell before Harry held me and I gained my balance I turned To look at her she was fuming with anger I smiled at her and I went outside to draw the diagram of the different parts of the cow and I Dictated the note and went back to my stool Harry and I walked back to the class at the same time WHICH UNLEASHED THE BEAST IN SOPHIE happy new year guys please your critics are most welcome please I'm still yet to buy another good mobile |
Isedax: ow u?im okay i just choose to b a silent follower |
The rock5555: My dear Prince, you don improve alot, i like it. I dey page 50, i go catch up when i finish updating..I always had a feeling dat u had another wife and child ![]() |
Okay omonla I have some pics now
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Continues "Er... Em Thelma don't u think your gonna suffocate Harry,seeing the fact that ur simply hugging him so tight ehn madam tomatoes" Sophie Said out loud which made people laugh at Thelma. I personally laughed and pointed at he as she let go of Harry who was obviously enjoying the fact that two girls were quarreling over him, he simply left the class while the slim bony girl and the oversized hippopotamus or cow (as I call her) had started throwing punches at each other. I left the class to go and buy some sweets at the school canteen when I saw Harry seating in the lab alone with praise he came out as soon as he saw me and leaned out of the door the he smiled an me showing of his lovely dentition "Emilia em sorry I meant uh er em " he was obviously struggling to get my name correctly, I simply gave him the look that I was disgusted and walked away. I turned back and saw him still looking at me but this time he was so sad and looked defeated I shook my head and went to the canteen even if it was illegal till break period. I saw madam mfon and our 'BIG MUMMY/AUNTY'(whatever Jes call any of the two) I quickly turned towards the toilet and ran inside. I started eavesdropping on a conversation going on behind The toilet, it seemed like it was between Freddie and Thelma " I've told you I am tired of this relationship ehn senior Freddie, I no want again abi you deaf? " Thelma said " My baby girl please I'm sorry Abeg" the boy said with a teary voice " Oooh! God Freddie I'm tired of you don't you get ehn? I'm simply tired Case closed!" She said in a vey harsh tone ". I knew it o have started sleeping around with other guys especially your knew lover boy that new kid in your class , so that's why you are fighting with Sophie ? Well I've spent alot on you and I won't let your go without dealing with you In a way you'll regret '" Freddie said I had heard enough to keep my ears full for the day so I left to my class and sat down on my desk beside the window, Becky came over " Babe kelvin came to borrow your calculator so I gave him oh" she said and I smiled ************************************************************************** Kelvin had been my secret crush since I was in jss2 third term, his younger brother Alex was my classmate since primary1 And was more lik a brother. alex introduced me to his stepbrother kelvin he was smart,funny,athletic and simply adorable. But the thing it we were both shy people and so all my feelings were caged. ********************************************************* Hold on |
I have not been updating cos I lost my phone buh I'll try and do something today I'm so sorry for the delay please bear with me |
ROCK so, na so life be? |
[quote author=The rock5555]How e take be mistake, better come here b4 i rub yoghurt 4 ur mouth oo ;Dquote] Na Na which mind yoghurt be dat? I hope say no be d one u produce ![]() |
###################### She looked at me and smiled because she had already accomplished her mission. "now Emily Peterson make a senstential strusture " They whole class roared with laughter The man angryly left the classroom, then Justine the class-clown, went to the front of the class and started making jest of the teacher and mimicked his voice. a black average heighted girl with oversize hips (Praise) was choking with laughter, we taught it was a joke before we knew it she started vomiting and then she collapsed. the whole class was thrown on disarray as students ran along with people who carried her(Typical Nigerian behavior;they wanted to see so they could have the new gossip). I ran along with them sha I held her as soon as I saw Madame mfon our vice principal we took her inside the office and then we were chased baack to our classrooms.. We sat down in the class as students turned to start telling tales then Harry Anderson and Sophie Ellis walked in I ignored my intensive English textbook and looked at Harry, he was a tall huge guy who just came at the beginning of the term. Since then Sophie and Thelma had been at loggerheads just to win his admiration, Sophie started making her hair in the latest styles while Thelma sew a new uniform with a big band which divided her body into two because it was too tight. Becky said she looked like a cow wearing skin tight dresses. Thelma went to hug Harryin Sophie's presence what a big mistake |
The rock5555: Lolz the babe no wicked sef, thats what i call, eating ur cake and having it back.The spirit of trouble wey dey ur blood na wetin make you short and stubborn like rock, then u see tall girl like me |
omonla555: I am a shapeless Orobo, please what do I wear?•••---••••-----••••••--------•••••••• Fashion Tips for Big Women This plus size wrap tops skims your body without being too tight.( From Nordstrom) Tip # 1 – Don’t Buy Clothes that are Too Tight Nothing is worse than trying to fit into clothes that are too small. You may think a smaller size is going to make you look thinner, but in reality, it makes you look bigger. Small, tight clothing on a big body exaggerates your weight. Get clothing that fits and forget about the size tag, even if it means you need to start wearing plus size women’s clothing. Tip # 2 – Don’t Buy Clothes that are Too Baggy On the Flip side, clothing that is too loose doesn’t work either. When it comes to fashion tips for overweight women, this is one you really need to pay attention to. It’s very common to see a heavy woman walking around in a “tent”. What I mean here is a top or dress that is big, sloppy and has no fit. True, some styles of plus size women’s fashion clothing have been designed this way, but most often this problem has to do with buying the wrong size. Many larger women choose oversize clothing to try and hide their body, when the truth is they are only drawing more attention to their body. Clothes need to skim your body, no matter what your shape or size. I don’t mean they should be tight, but they need to flow gently over the curves of your body. It doesn’t matter whether you prefer trendy plus size women’s clothing or more sophisticated plus size women’s clothing, fit is as important as style when it comes to looking Fabulous. * Note: For women who are both large and tall make sure your sleeves and pant legs are long enough to fit properly. I suggest you check women’s plus size clothing stores that also specialize in tall women’s clothing. Tip # 3 - Wear Dark Colors on the Heavy Bits Color is a wonderful way to camouflage weight. Dark colors recede and bright/light colors advance if you wear dark colors on your heavy parts those parts will look smaller. Big thighs? ….then wear dark navy, brown, black, gray, burgundy pants and a lighter/brighter top. Huge bust and tiny hips? Then you’d want to wear the darker color up top and the lighter color on the bottom. Tip # 4- Avoid Detail where you carry the Weight fashion tips for plus sizeplus size women with bigger bone structure can wear bigger, heavier accessories Buttons, pockets, pleats, embellishment…they all draw attention, so don’t have them where you where don’t want people to look. If you have a generous rear end that you are trying to downplay, don’t buy jeans with studs, embroidery or anything else jazzing up the back pockets. If your upper arms are beefy, a short sleeved top with sleeves that end at the thickest part of your arm is going to make them look heavier. A mirror is your best friend. Tip # 5 - Keep Your Accessories in Scale If you are a big woman you need to have heavier accessories. A 200 Pound woman is going to look heavier wearing tiny, dainty jewelry. She will look better in medium to large size jewelry. Scale is also important when it comes to other things such as the thickness of your heels. For example, if you have heavy legs and calves a thin spiky heel is such a contrast to your legs that you are going to look like you have even heavier legs. A thicker heavier heel would be better for you. Imagine a very heavy set woman with a tiny purse. It just makes her look bigger, right? Keep your accessories in line with your weight, size, and bone structure, and you will look slimmer. |
Continues If she wanted to protect me from those girls then why did she wait with them I taught to myself every thing just remained a mystery to me. I just looked at my fingers till she left without me noticing it, it was praise my classmate who dragged me along with her to the class. ****************************************** The boring English language teacher came in and started his boring lectures I wasn't listening to him seems like he caught me and said "Emilia or what is that your name?" he said adjusting his glasses as if he wasn't seeing me "Sir its Emily Peterson" my sworn enemy Thelma screamed For heavens sake I had always hated that girl , that story goes back to when we were in kindergarten at Karvina day care and kindergarten. ######################### Thelma brought yoghurt to school it was sealed and once the seal was broken it would leak, so I told her no to drink it yet but when I was asleep she drank it and rubbed it on my mouth then dropped the bottle beside me then went to report that her drink was missing. The class pointed me out as the thief and I stayed in class kneeling down with my hands up and eyes closed whilst other pupils went to play (me that was innocent) Since that incident I hated her passionately |
I know the update is small but I promise you I'll give u double later today. My battery life is low |



