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Escabado:
I had sex with this girl about 3 months ago up to 5 times and one thing lead to another we lost contact . We later meet this February and as we are discussing she said I have not hard sex with her before and to the point that she could even swear I have not heard sex with her before. Is she wyning me ? Although finally this time again I still navk ha wetin no good.. but guys in the house what could be her reason for forgetting she heard sex upto 5 times with a particular guy few months ago.

And you still went ahead to knack again? To prove what exactly. If she say we no knack me I will just apologize for mistaking her for someone else and leave... The end. Is it that you can't get another to play with or something is wrong with some of you? Una too dey rate most of these people sha.

dollytino4real:
make we read chat pray which one u choose

Lol chat na but it's like my eyes done dey heavy small small

aswani:
I agree with you, the worst are the useless SU's, whose Google search history is most likely full of back to back porn, who will go to Sexuality sub-section and start posting "give your life to christ before it's too late".

Too many people claiming saint, you saw Christian section there but you drift to Romance section, why?

Lol
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blackslayer:
So? The toy is supposed to be for kids! Should the button have been on the head? Dirty adults are the ones thinking about location of the button of a kids toy! Geeze..

If you know how kids are you wouldn't be typing this 💩
But then again you rainbow lords think the same. Normal toys like that usually have the button at the back and not between the legs.

What's that supposed to teach the child? Them done still release Una for this forum again this period? Una no dey give up this evil?

Apcshit:
Very sensible answer.All others are foolish

Y'all agent of the rainbow group are very funny

SixSeven:
There's nothing special about this design. It's just the corrupted mind that their mind has been redesigned to see everything in one way.

If you're true you will know that it's from childhood that a person is built because that's the foundation of life and if the foundation is faulty then there's bound to be later issues. You saying that there's nothing wrong here means that:
Either you are way too ignorant
You're just being deliberately s#@££1∆
Or you're a rainbow person which I suspect because that's how y'all push y'all agendas down people's throat and feign ignorance

Gajagojo:
The price does not need to be fixed

Just use your brain

The price cannot be unlimited

You are telling us $900000 for a kilogram

Please stop

Think

Use your brain

Lol... Where did I ever mention that amount? Even if you're dealing in Pluto it can't be $900000 for a kilogram!
I was only trying to educate both you and whom you were arguing with but it's obvious you're one of those whose aim is arguing baseless arguments.

You need to put the bold to use seriously so you don't lose it

Gajagojo:
In other words Google replaces brains
If Google tells you 1kg of Cocaine is worth the Federal Budget of Nigeria your own is just to repeat it and not use your brain

I dont need to check Google to know what makes sense
2 billion Naira for 1.5kg of cocaine does not make sense

I don't believe Google would say that

The price is never fixed. Depends on location, grade and how close it is to the source. At production level it's usually not expensive. A kilo of pure coke can cost from $1500 to $7k in source countries where it's directly produced but when it gets out to say the US it gets higher to about $20k . Naija is a transit hub from those countries in South America so and most times it's no longer as pure as it's original form because of profit so the price will be determined by its purity which might be higher or lower depending on the dealer. If he maintains the same quality might most likely sell for more a kilo because it's pure and it's very far from source. Movements to location of distribution also affects its price too... The father it's moved from its source the more expensive. So that same coke in China can go for $60k> per kilo
No fixed price though in some other places you can get for as much as $150k or more. Like I said it's affected by some factors, purity, closeness to source, location, quantity ( it costs more when you're dealing in wholesale)

TheBizGenius:
Oga, don't let's use me as a person as I barely eat more than 5 slices of bread per meal.

But I have seen people eating plenty of food at a sitting.

But look carefully at those 4 bags and tell me if they put it in a plate, how will anyone would be able to swallow them all?

Does not seem realistic to me. But then, there are people with special talents with the way they were born sha.

That one even small to swallow. You eat nothing when going on such trips. Just occasional sips of water till touch down.
Women stuff it in thier añus and private sectors. You are not just aware of what's going on

He obviously doesn't workout. At least for the sake of the role in an action movie, engage in strength training two weeks prior. Lazy youth

SpaceX:
Very weird something, how did the feel getting married same day

I believe the feeling would be out of this world for the parents and children. Don't you think so?

The one who wifed her deserve everything he's getting. Never wife a Thot

If I were the ex I will so use and abuse that place ehhn

2mch:
Know which truth? That Mohbad sang that he father a child that is not his. Well everyone will learn that Lagos law no be their village meeting.

Whatever it is, the roght thing to do is ro clear the air and in this case she should be glad to put every opposition to shame by gracefully going through with the DNA test except she knows what no one else knows. Learn to keep your emotions in check and do what's necessary as a man. That mohbad accepted doesn't mean the child is his. A lot of men are living with children who are not thiers biologically, some have raised and died and left properties for other men's children thinking they're theirs and the women who knew the truth took it to the grave. It's a crime. I know a friend who went through it. The wife messed up while he was out of the country hustling for his young family. One time when he came back he heard the rumours and as a wise chap decided to run a DNA for all his four kids and guess what? One was not his. So requesting a DNA test is not and should never be taken as a slight on the woman but the right of the child and the family. Like some say o think a DNA testing should be mandatory like every other immunization done for newborns

2mch:
All I can say is sorry Mohbad. This guy no deny him child while alive. Why are all this people troubling his wife and child? Because of money? If the test comes out that the child is his, that child will forever hate this family. I hope they are ready.

Hate the family for wanting to know the truth? Some of you need resetting of your upper... Oh they should rather go with he said and she said. When it's your turn believe anything and swallow wtv is given you

doctore212:
Na so dem wan force me to marry last year.

But thank goodness we come find out that the babe na president general for olosho in Ketu area.

I aborted the mission

And the child? Or how dem wan take force you marry woman before

CandyOps:
Trust me bro, you’ll love that choice of music genre for a romantic setting

Yeah I love them for very different settings though. Grew up in a house where those were played regularly. From pops to my elder siblings. Till date I do read better with a little Michael Franks or Wynton Marsalis, discovered it about myself reading in the dining in secondary school while "Tiger in the rain" was playing softly from my elder bro's room to my ears. I don't know about romantic settings though

Very nice idea but this setting isn't for your regular Nigerian. How many people even appreciate jazz or classical music to begin with. A lot don't even know what it is nor can even mention 3 to 4 artists in those categories.

Flowers? Lol if it's not a bouquet of dollar bills or 1k naira denomination they're hardly moved

A 3 course meal for the regular naija banny
Guy you just dey try yourself sha 😁

So you think dem go off phone? They rather switch off the brains.

On paper or for a very select few it's a very super setting. But for the average Nigerian couple, dem done lost from the beginning of the post

PigTormentor:
Just imagine the level madness with these fake chosen people
Genocidal terrorist state of Israel is the problem of the world.

One of the greatest lies ever sold to humanity

Validated:
If so, some ladies would have no male guests at their wedding.

Lol na community project be that

Sheuns:
Why should you still be in communication with an ex in the first place?

Exactly. They will come here soon with funny English to explain why

Tenses:
We'll not forget. They chose to stand with the oppressor of the people but when power eventually returns to the people we shall remind them.

Strong

SpaceX:
her colleagues are always asking for funds she should do something about it if she truly cares about them.

Oga rest abeg. Everyone is fighting thier own demons. She owes no one nothing except her immediate family or anyone else she feels like. Why impose anything of such on her. Why can't you help them since you're so moved. This kind entitlement mentality needs to stop

Dpsychologist:
First, the claim that “modern men on Nairaland are redpilled olosho customers trained byb Andrew Tate ” is very weak and pathetic.

Nairaland is not Nigeria. It is not a census. It is a loud, anonymous subset where extreme views rise because outrage gets attention.

If we judged women by the loudest voices on Twitter or TikTok, the conclusions would be just as absurd.

You started your reply that when i say "We" i am turning personal experiences into universal laws

Yet you quickly rushed to do thesame thing you accused me by generalizing on Nairaland men while building your entire argument on internet caricatures.


Yes, change is inevitable. But change does not mean moral confusion. Progress does not mean exemption from accountability. Every healthy social shift in history worked because responsibility was demanded from everyone, not because one side declared permanent innocence.


I am someone who deals with facts so i had to check the Nairaland thread about the vasectomy and “drugging” story you cited. That narrative was over exaggerated by you . You made it look like he was secretly drugging his wife when she was actually taking it with her consent. What he admitted was failure on his part for not getting a vasectomy. The real issue in that post is migration stress, job loss, financial pressure, and a serious reproductive disagreement. That is a struggling marriage, not proof of male oppression or insecurity.

This is different from case where a man secretly drugs his wife and that is criminal abuse, not masculinity. Using an extreme or criminal case to define a whole gender is intellectually lazy.

By that logic, men could define women by stories of baby trapping or paternity fraud. Reasonable adults know monsters exist in every group. Atrocities are not arguments. They are outliers.


The quote “tired of being oppressed by small minded men” is an emotional statement, not a logical one. Oppression is systemic. Disagreement, incompatibility, insecurity, or bad relationships are not oppression. Calling every negative male experience oppression drains the word of meaning and disrespects people who lived under real structural oppression.



Finally, your own statement that “some men are just Gods” quietly collapses your argument. The moment you say “some men,” you admit men are not a monolith. That is the entire point.

No one here is denying that insecure men exist. Or abusive men. Or men threatened by successful women. What is being rejected is the habit of turning personal pain into ideology and anecdotes into universal laws.

If we are serious about progress, we must stop replacing old stereotypes with new ones. Accountability, maturity, and character are individual traits, not gender traits. I refuse to demonize men the same way I refuse to pedestalize them. Adults deserve nuance, not narratives.

A sound mind

I hope she's not someone's wife sha make something no do you

So according to op no wife is satisfied with their husbands after sometime (giving birth)

Going by your theory of she them meets a new exciting partner and leaves you... After a while it's only natural for her to cheat on the new partner who becomes old and expired like you, seek new adventures and thrills and the smae goes on and on till she herself becomes a waste.

You see how flawed and baseless this is? Learn to satisfy your woman. If your own pole no dey satisfy her again look for other ways to compensate for it pre-intimacy, finger, tongue as the case may be. You can even introduce toys and role play. Don't be lazy.. live healthy so the JT will be answering anytime action is needed. No be to pull clothes lay her down like who dey do special prayer for cele, climb straight kpobing no play at all, you're not even concerned about her feelings or anything but just knacking.


Romance and do those things you used to do that made her fall in the first place, go out have fun together, take a break from the normal routine every now and then, steal her away once once to beautiful places, surprise her with gifts too, talk dirty, text naughty, flirt with her while she's away from home so when she's coming she knows what's about to hit her. Beat the cat sometimes like you're stealing OPP, knack her like a pro sometimes, don't be the predictable gentle man all the time that when you touch her she knows exactly all you will do before you enter. Try dey shock am a lot make she dey wonder "what next" instead of knowing your every move on her body. Do things spontaneously. Don't be boring .. Not all women are insatiable. Some just need the dead fire rekindled. Most require your attention and love, care emotional connection is very important and it seems you're is long dead. Make them feel great. It all starts in the mind. I know guys we grew up together with gigantic poles, and long money whose wives still cheated on them. So you really need to know the woman you wifed before coming here to generalize.

True, sex with same partner might be boring but then spicing it up by doing things differently helps. And it's also true women feel like us too wanting to test something different once in a while but if she's grounded and so into you emotionally I doubt she would entertain other men to that level of spreading for them. Get past being physical and connect with her on other levels intimately. Once in a while we crave new things when we get bored with what we have. Maybe she just doesn't love you no more and is past redemption. Make it work. Talk about it but if it's too late then let her go and take her as a lesson for the next. No normal woman can be jumping from pole to pole in a quest to satisfy her desires na lie be that. Except na loose you marry and you nor know

Samantha125:
If my husband was of the same height as him, I don't think I'd have taken him seriously even during heated arguments ...

Anyways, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and the man does look quite handsome.

That's funny

Ketamine9000mg:
Some questions get as them be?
What is special or difficult in buying pad for your woman?

That was how I saw a video online, showing men wearing underwear for their wives that just put to bed and people were praising them like they did something extraordinary.

I tire for this world.

I swear me sef tire for the question

Been crushing on her since I was a kid till tomorrow... Lucky guy