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Bahamas95:
I didn't eat these snacks much back then because things irritate me easily.

I had this feeling they were prepared in unhygienic places, when my friends were buying I went for well packaged snacks instead. They nicknamed me OYIBO BOY.


Na coconut biscuit, milkose sweet, and chocolate chop my money. As I got older I upgraded to short bread biscuit.

If I tell una wetin I benefit from dat short bread biscuit anyways somethings are better left unsaid.

Respect yasef and say it

Mariangeles:
All Nigerian na common man pikin.

Anybody wey claim say them no know those snacks dey form.
Especially those that grew up in the southwest.

Not true. I nor know anything there apart from coconut candy and Kuli Kuli, the rest looks like native soaps to me. I was a bit confused cos then again I might have seen them being hawked since relocating to Lagos in my later years but I never bothered to ask what they are cos to me na soap dem be. Still don't know what they're nor am I ever going to be interested in knowing.

How person papa go dey reason like 9 years old

YeyeGbami:
You go invest stolen funds for yankee…..

Wey you for go build the biggest mechanized farm for your village.

Na the evil when dey kill them be that. The occultic spirit of high grade greed and wickedness. If he had any little Robin hood in him he wouldn't have been found out cos he's using it to shine light for others and it would still benefit him and his family in the long run

Flangelo12:
I do hope the US intends to repatriate the funds.

Dey play... Trump money. Na overtake done overtake overtake so

Love800:
So it's not safe to sleep inside a car?

Not safe bro. If you must get a CO tracking device. It rings like hell when CO starts mixing with oxygen so you wake up early. Or better still roll down all four windows partially. It's not advisable to sleep for long with all windows rolled up and ac on while the car is stationary. It's a death trap

Inspirer1:
But the question about this is that it happened during the day AND will that cause INSTANT death? At least there will be a moment of discomfort which will trigger effort to want to alight from the car to get fresh air, or what do you think?

I believe he meant carbon monoxide CO and not carbon dioxide CO2. To answer your question, it can cause instant death yes, There is no moment of any discomfort except the confusion combined with loss of muscle control, headache, weakness, drowsiness, sleep go just dey sweet and heavy dey go as the victim dey go helplessly. It's called the silent killer cos it's colorless, odorless, tasteless and non- irritating too. Tightly enclosed spaces makes the situation worse too.

See stories... Every one has made it on NL. Isn't the lord wonderful

NotSidestory:
ah this bitter thing I no like am.

See this #*@**... You even dey find sweet medicine. Lol you go suffer no worry. Better go to the hospital and get help

Bendeco02:
Nigerian women that like to measure shoulder with men.

When I look nigerian women, I observed that maybe most of them don't like being a woman

Always angry for nothing

Lol... It's funny but not far from the truth

The joggers okay but how do I know my exact size fit online? Make I see your sneakers too

kpankpangolo:
In another thread, this one will claim that he can feed Dangote’s whole generation. Person wey wealthy, na okrika he dey wear? ROFLMAO.

Hahaha

PrinceAsanike:
Justice has been killed.

The same way a bigot entered and sat with congregation in university of Ibadan central mosque, until the Imam was delivering lecture, while the audience were silent, the bigot stood up and shouted Jesus is Lord, disrupting the peace in the mosque.

Why this provocation? And in the end they shed crocodile tears

How's it the same please. You people disturb everyone with your loud speakers during calls for prayers as early as 5am, you do your abolution or wtv anywhere not minding where you are, you're violently intolerant to everyone around you, block roads unlawfully just because you lots are praying and you dare talk about justice being killed. Your religion is the greatest killer of justice. You're just angry that the UK police didn't support your religious fanatics like Nigerian authorities do shamelessly.

OLAADEGBU:

Muslim Man Shouts “Allahu Akbar” and Throws Bag in NYC Subway

Instant terror.

Passengers react immediately in fear leaping from seats rushing to doors and emptying the entire car in seconds.

People sprint down the platform away from the train unsure if it is a threat or bomb.… pic.twitter.com/TVpjzf4kjv

— Shirion Collective (@ShirionOrg) February 23, 2026

Crazy video btw
Anywhere you hear someone screaming "Allahu Akbar" always run for safety before asking questions or you might be late

Kalulu44:
Then comes the month of December, Chioma called me that she will be coming on the 20th, I said no problem. I will send her t.fare a day to it.
That first week of December I got another call from another unknown number. She straight introduce herself as Nkechi, elder sister of Chioma my expectant girlfriend. She said she lives in Kaduna and her parents told her about me. That Chioma is a good girl and will make a good wife.
She sha do her own preaching and hung up saying she's expecting to see me in their home town come December.
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Then the D day came, Chioma called me and said she is at the park, I should come pick her.
I quickly finish the trip I was on and drove to the park to pick her. Called her and she came out from the exact motor park she was.
Lo and behold I was gobsmack with what I saw.
Chioma who's supposed to be 2mnth and 3wks pregnant with my calculations, was standing in front of me carrying a shoot out belly of over 4mnth or thereabouts.
I pretended to be happy seeing her, took her to where I parked my bus and we drove to my area.
But instead of taking her to my house or my family's house, I took her to a hotel. She asked what we were doing in a hotel. I lied to her that a childhood friend of mine came into town with his girlfriend and they're at my place at the moment. That also my family's house is far from mine, that I will take her there the next day.
The reason I didn't take her to my place was bcus I didn't want my neighbors to know I brought a pregnant woman home, nor I have impregnated a woman.
Cus my mum or any of my siblings must surely hear, which I don't want at that moment until I sort out everything.
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She agreed and we lodge in a hotel. Thru out the night she was trying to touch and seduce me for me to get down with her. I refused, telling her I am stressed out from work. The truth is her touch now irritates me.
While she was fast asleep, I went online and chatted my doctor, telling him the situation.
I told him it's exactly what I suspected, that the pregnancy is far gone above three months.
He said good, that tmrw morning I shouldn't waste time in telling her my mind. I said no problem and we bid our goodnights.
The next day after we have eating and taking our bath. I sat her down, and asked her for the last time if the pregnancy is mine? She nodded and asked me why am I still in doubt.
I told her I ought to be doubting it cus the pregnancy I am seeing here is more than 3mnth going to 4mnth and above.
And we met some days to the end of September. I told her lets assume it's on the 20th of September, 20th of December will make it exactly 3mnth, which is not even how they really calculate it. Going by the real calculation, it ought to be less than 3mnth.
She started fidgeting and sweating, I asked her why she's shaking? She said nothing, but that she's telling me the truth.
I told her to stand up lets start going, she stood up and said to my mum's place right.
I said nope, I am taking you to a doctor to ascertain how far you're gone.
She said no nah, I didn't tell her that's the plan.
I said yes I didn't, but the plan just changed after I saw her ystday.
To my surprise, she knelt down and held my trousers.
Pls Uche, I will confess, I will confess everything.
Confess what I asked. The the the pregnancy is not yours, what! I collapse back into one of the hotel room chair.
Chioma I exclaimed! You wanted to scam me, you wanted to hang another man's child to me.
She said it's not what I think. That she truly loves me, I cut her short. If you truly love me, you wouldn't plan this wickedness on me.
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She started crying hard, begging me to forgive her and to accept the child and helped her keep her secret. Accept another man's child! By the way who owns the pregnancy, I asked?
She said it was one "nwa boi" apprentice in Onitsha who impregnated her but openly told her he will not have anything to do with it and gave her money to abort it. She collected the money but refused to abort it and then came up with such plan.
That was when everything started flooding back my memory. How we started, her eagerness to come see me. How she couldn't wait for us to have s*x, how she make sure I always cum in her. Her preparedness of testing my HIV status and all. Everything just added up.
I told her again that she's very very wicked and that I hate her with everything in me.
She was crying seriously, holding my legs, begging for me to cover her shame and her family shame.
That she's ready to do anything for me. Honestly her cries and beg touched me, but the pain and betrayal was just too much for me to overlooked.
I told her there's nothing I can do to help her situation, she should just get up and let me take her to the motor park and she board a bus home.
And when she gets home, she should make sure she tell her parents everything.......

Lol she said you should cover her shame by taking it upon yourself since na you be Mr Jesus 🤣🤣🤣
Very heartless humans. You did well bro. She wanted to ruin your life

Wealthyonos:
No guarantee Boss, the OP plans to equally do what you just stated. The best thing the OP should do is marrying her before traveling. And make quick plans to move her over to where you are. Sha, I don't really like early marriage o, some women do go wild sexually in the marriage without the husband even knowing. Not every woman can be faithful from 18yrs to the rest of their lives .

None. Op is a dreamer

This is what happens when mothers forget their phones while doing house chores

Merry100:
Guy, speaking from my own personal experience I totally disagree with you. Age has never been a barrier for me. The "age factor" is just one of those internet myths and lies. I get approached a lot by younger guys.

In fact, recently, a 25 year old boyfriend of someone I know (she is 24) has been persistently persisting me. He even broke up his relationship with her. And even after I explained to him that "ladies' code" doesn't permit such, he came to my shop and dropped £200 because I refused to give him my account number.

A lot of guys don't care about age Once they like a lady, they will use every means to pursue her.

That you get approached by younger guys doesn't mean they want to settle with you. It's the thrill of dominating a more experienced and advanced partner. And maybe you're pretty/sexy too so that adds to fuel the fantasies. Madam na hard knack dem want knack you no go dey reason am too much. When it comes to that I think the older the better sef for some but when it's to settle and build with, walk the walk with, grow with and raise a family don't flatter yourself, a lot of guys do care about age

Wow...My dream life. Close to nature and growing everything I need including livestock. This is a blessing

highchief1:
pastors don’t give but they preach giving.oyedepo own worst.im converting to Muslim any moment from now.

They're the same organisations with different branding and approaches but the core is the same. Know that God doesn't reside in any religion, doctrine, or building but inside of you. The gift of life and death is through breathing. One when we are born (inhaling) and the other while we're exiting (exhaling). It's simple but deep understanding comes from simpler things. You don't need any religion to know God, just know thyself and the answers you seek will come to you like magic. They say God created us in his image and likeness and in truth he lives in us, so how the fk do you need a middle man now to reach him Can't you see it's limiting? Religion is designed to stop you from your full potentials while they drain everything from you mostly your common sense?

How can a normal stomach take food with beer, yoghurt and boiled eggs combination? Sometimes when I see some of you post pictures of things you consume I really wonder of it's poverty that's making you bring things from your fridge to post all of it together or you guys really consume it that way.. na wah

Church is business. You had no hope of getting the school fees so how did you now do it only to omit that very important information here? All of Una sef no well. Make everyone just make sure dem guide any which way possible. No let anybody tell you say your hustle no clear. So far you no kill person and your conscience carry am

You know you didn't love him yet you allowed your mom mislead you into marrying him. So Westin you gain now apart from more shame?

I agree, she should be expelled and jailed. Why are they always the ugly ones FFS

OneCandleAway:
She's alive. Someone that within 1 year she gave birth to 2 children. By now she is on her second husband and probably 4th child

Chai!!!!

fyneboi79:
Very good development Any [b]crooked police [/b]on the case?

Them go done bleep nonsense commot for her body

Now I know why he loves dancing regularly...Aza dey swell up steady

This life sha

Learn not to fight every battle. Some are better left to unfold. If your instincts says she's cheating, she probably is. No intimacy since 2023? Well someone else is probably eating your hot pot of beans.

Don't fight or argue with her as it seems her mind is made up already. Just start planning your own exit for your own mental health and remember sacrifices must be made for the greater good which might be very painful but necessary

Lol... She should come to Lagos and marry her lover simple, then he becomes her husband