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doggy

the fastest way to a man's heart is a dagger through his chest

Emmygreenp:
Na chelsea fan sef

one less Chelsea supporter

Richie0974:
International kwa, does he even have fans?

fans or fan

Houseofglam7:
There's no place like home

only people wet dem deport dey talk like that

njiasi30:
Dere is no place like home, welcome back.....

only people wey dem deport dey talk like that

taiocol:
Who still pays for data in this Modern age

then how do u browse

how lomantic

breadandtea:
Hello everyone, this issue has been bothering me for a while now, so I decided to speak up here because I know I would get good 'advises' from people here.

I come from a family of 3 girls (our only brother died when he was less than one), I'm the Eldest (22), the next is 19 and the last is 16. We stay with our parents in Lagos.
I was very close with my immediate younger sister, I still remember many fun times we had together. But our relationship started drifting apart during our secondary school period, we started talking less. I remember I reacted harshly towards her when she used a little of my N100 I was storing for midnight call and things even got worse from that moment.
She joined me in UNIPORT, and we were staying together off-campus. Some times, we barely say more than 50 words to each other in a day, she prefers to gist with our neighbors.

Whenever I see other siblings in my compound, I know something is not just right! We don't even gist normal girly stuffs like boyfriends, makeup, dresses & co, and it really bothers me. We barely even quarrel, I think for the past 3-4 years, we've only quarreled 2 or 3 times.
Though we are both close to our youngest sister.

So please advise me on what to do. Thanks.

you should be thankful if u 2 are close she will be all up in ur business especially when you are not in the mood

lame

the goat na olosho

this man cracks up

good old day a and after Ur mama will beat u 4 trying to make urself sick

an abok! will always be an abok!

finalboss:
is he still alive

na you kill am

praise God they will see new year

sucking the life out of each other

my favorite musician who will never ft. the likes of Terry G or timaya

sketcherJ:
3.General sanni abacha -: he was an head of state of Nigeria and his autocratic rule was reported to be a reign of terror, corruption, lawlessness and anarchy, anyone that dare talk or oppose his government was snuffed out,(eliminated), he ordered the killing of ken saro wiwa which was why Nigeria banned temporarily from the commonwealth of nations, nobody really knew how he died

Some reports said he died of an apple by two Indian ladies

Another said he died on top of a woman Recently or not to recent

His CSO ( chief security officer) said he died of an heart attack

We might never know how he died but his death was a relief to the citizens of Nigeria, Africa and the world as a whole, it was even said that many people took to dancing on the street when the news of his death was released. -

died on top of two Indian slvts holding Apple

for women who fvck themselves

true talk

ask Google

arrest him immediately

where the hell is alhaji picnic

Marvelency:
You started growing boobs at 13, in some girls puberty occur earlier than that, you are young, fresh, smart and badly or seriously wanted by every guy matured enough to know his dickey isn't only functioning for urinating alone, its hard at that age for you to start having stretch marks, a pimples consumed face, so every guy wants you then.. .

They watch you grow up, you gradually becoming a lady, babe, hotly wanted.. .basically turning into every man's dream.. .ass protruding backwards and you are now sweet 17.. .Oh my_my.. .its like the more you age the more beautiful you become.. .you are fresh you are smart you are shining, you are really beautiful.. .

Day after day night after night and the next morning you woke up its a happy birthday dear you are +1 to ya 24years already in ya basket of existence, you don't have a man who is serious with you in ya life, all you have in that basket are Exs a lot of them.. .Then suddenly it occurred to you that its like you've been sleeping and distracted when the train of ya life was moving during those teenage years.. .

How time flies, you wonder huh?! What were you doing when you had the maximum attention from the male folks?! What did you do to those thousands that asked you out?! How did you responds to his sincere request to marry you then?! You still wanted to enjoy life more, flirt, s*x, trips, shopping, parties was at the top of ya to-do list.. .now ya boobs are sagging and those ass are disappearing, ya face beginning to wrinkle, with stretch marks here and there.. .

I blame you if ya story is like the one I narrated, you can't tell me nobody approached you when you were growing up, and you can't say either that you didn't meet a decent man but you choose those that played with ya heart and you exchanged true love with money, you were catching fun when you should be making a life decision.. .

You should have made the right choice when you where that young, teenagers reading this very write up of mine now.. .should also learn from this too, make hay, while you still very beautiful, attractive, hot & dazzling, select the best from the best when they (Men) are still rushing towards ya direction coz the night comes when ya boobs begin to fall.. .when stretch marks begins to invade ya fair skin, when no man can work/walk with you.. .

The point is when you are still the centre of attraction, when they can still put up with you, pick one with the right qualities you desire and not for ya selfish interest or games and settle down. ..even if nemesis doesn't catch up with you, time will catch up with you and by that time it'll be wrong for you to do what's right or know who's right.. .

It'll be too late to cry as not everyone will want to marry an old woman.. .the traffic would have reduced! When its still at your disposal (Attention) make the best use of it.. .Make the right choice while you can still pick so you don't settle for just anybody.. .you were warned!

where did you copy this poem from. you can't be this creative

see how davido dey speak sprin sprin nigga nigga like say him be white boy

where those one win per month

she's hot

northvietnam:
22.). his brother the prince has no music brains.....

true except oga Titus

the coolest

the caterer is fired already

really?