₦airaland Forum

here is to karma

prevention I'd better than cure. the woman knows what her kid will do if left alone

love is blind

Feranchek:
For those NL babes wey dey form 'holy' una don see am abi I usually tell ladies that "whether you 'give' it to him on the 1st date or not, boy wey like you, don like you." Not all guys see ladies as sex objects even after 'having' her on the 1st date. I'm a typical example.

of course u are

HungerBAD:
Dude is even smiling.

Every time i read about criminals like this, the first thing that comes to mind is why can't they just invest with their proceeds from crime and give up on crime? i have tried to get into these guys minds and how they think, and so far i have no answers.

The sad thing about these Robbers, is that they are people we see everyday, some of them are relatives too, some of them employees and some of them even our Church members.

It is well.

They can't give up because they love the rush and don't forget it's the bad guys that keep the good guys in business

so the end justifies the means?

isbish:
What a woman can do, a man can do better. Nothing strange about it. What's strange about me backing my child and going anywhere if my wife isn't available to do that. Afterall, she took that child in her womb for 9 good months. A great father in my opinion.

what of you who is responsible for millions of babies

Engrobiorah:
Symptoms of Ulcerative Colitis (Ulcer of the colon)
Lalasticlala fp material plz

ibiakwa

NwaNimo1:
He's wondering - who dey snap me anyhow?

someone is wasting money in taking pictures sai it is kwaraption

archangel's parish satellite town lagos

Kondomatik:
They're looking at his shoe.

[img]http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gfaqssb/images/a/af/Funny-Shoe.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140505162103[/img]







A thief stuck a pistol in a man’s ribs and said, “Give me your money.” The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said “You cannot do this, I’m a Nigerian politician!” The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”

my response: which of ur money. you give me anyone?

selfie gone bad

cruzita:
All nairaland boys fall under number. 4

that's not nice, you are dragging down men's ego

the end justifies the means

stigmond:
I still have some faith in PMB.... What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

wrong. if heart attack doesn't kill you, are u strong when you are laying on the bed or are you tough

hahn:
The 24 hour electricity is enough for most Nigerians to argue that other African countries are better than us. They have better health care and inflation is not as prevalent as Nigeria. In fact, whenever I come into Nigeria from any other country the difference is always clear from the border. It is obvious we are still very much confused on how to organize ourselves

there's no 24 hrs electricity, its a thing of the past

ireneony:
Like seriously 2shot, presh and styl plus
Op must be high on weed

nope some cheap substance

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]My own is the issue shouldn't be boxed into a gender corner.

She was slapped because of a disagreement over 8k and not categorically because she's female. It could also be a male in her position who would have also received the slap.

Please understand my post before you quote next time. Thanks.[/color]

exactly if
it's a female boss that slapped a male employee they'll just brush it aside

vargasvictory:
Na so them dey talk



After you done hit fame, everyone will come up with their own version of how I wanted to sign you or do this



Next abeg

ask arsene Wenger he likes that quote

CzarRex:
Racism will never end as long as white cars are
still using black tires , racism will never end if
people are still using black to symbolise bad luck
and white for peace, Racism will never end if
people still wear white to weddings and black
to funerals . Racism will never end as long as
those who don"t pay their bills are blacklisted
not white-listed, Racism will never end as long as white coloured phones cost more than black coloured phones e.g BB phones, even when playing snooker you
haven't won until you've sunk the black ball and
white remains on the table but i don't care as
long as i use white toilet paper to clean all
ugly things i'm fine.

exactly when you want to wash cloth do you wash black before white?

lesson: don't get knocked up at a young age

indomie boy. person Weymouth no no wetin suffering be

mukina2:
I will miss the philosophy and his note book

like what sexmasochism?

Lushka:
In as much as I don't want to judge but this sounds very incoherent and unbelievable.

some girls are just crazy but this one sounds like a crazy witch

praizeblog:
nice one Na ur father u resemble

na who him for resemble b4

SaintAlbert53:
Click like if you are grateful for what God has been doing in your life.

stop begging for likes

allanphash7:
LWKMD ooooo

probably fvck ur mum while coming out. so u committed adultery

Lovexme:
What did he eat?

Mai mai and kuli kuli

sounds like the words of a therapist.

semasir:
Aya mi oooooooooooooo.....duro ooooo! Má se je ka yapa....yapa! XProject or so

yeah it is the song I want

Pls, does anyone have this Yoruba song, I don't knw d
author but it goes like this:
''Aya mi o, duro o, mase je ka yapa yapa yapa
tori taba yapa baba loke a bere lo wo wa wipe ohun ti
mo sopo lojosi, ki lo sele si oo''
''oko mi o, duro o, mase je ka yapa''
'' ololufe mi duro o mase je ka yapa. yapa''
It should be around 2005/2006. It's a power love
message to halt any kind of ill feeling in a marriage
relationship and recall d 1st love and marriage vows. I
will really appreciate anyhelp in getting the song, or to
know d track or album and d name of the artist. Once
again, thanks
'' ololufe mi duro o mase je ka yapa. yapa''

that is touching but then again i really don't care