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Romance / Re: 5 Things You Do That Ruins Your First Date by Kilanee: 12:17pm On Aug 30, 2017
I was once a victim of No4 when i invite my bae nd she show up with all of her friendsshockedshocked
my inner spirit come the whisper me to take-off immediately after eating nd live them to pay the bill
Family / Re: How False Prophet Nearly Destroyed My Wedding Day by Kilanee: 12:08pm On Aug 30, 2017
Hmm

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Health / Re: Benefits Of Eating Snake Meat by Kilanee: 11:49am On Aug 30, 2017
Kondomatic:
Cobra or dog pepper soup are the best anti malaria drugs on earth
so you eat dog too??shockedshocked
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji To Juliet Ibrahim: "This Your Boyfriend, Iceberg Slim Is Hot" by Kilanee: 10:04am On Aug 08, 2017
shuperuXX:
ok grin grin
if baloteli no hot pass this guy make i quench

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Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji To Juliet Ibrahim: "This Your Boyfriend, Iceberg Slim Is Hot" by Kilanee: 9:57am On Aug 08, 2017
crunchyg:
Guys today is my bday, make una wish me well with some likes
ahbeg my network is bad grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: Funke Akindele Jenifa - 'I Want To Rap' (Audio) by Kilanee: 11:00pm On Aug 07, 2017
wendy241:
lolzz abi oh
i tel u
Music/Radio / Re: Funke Akindele Jenifa - 'I Want To Rap' (Audio) by Kilanee: 5:18pm On Aug 07, 2017
Kondomatic:
Bro. If one door closes and another one opens then it is either you have entered an Ibadan man taxi or maybe you've bought a very bad second hand car.






All these celebrities no go wan focus on one thing and do it best. I remember the day I played Tonto Dike's song near my mom's pregnant Cat. The cat had miscarriage that evening and miscarried two more times before becoming sterile.
hahaha you be stupid grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo Stranded With His Electric Car (Photos) by Kilanee: 3:09pm On Aug 07, 2017
KingLennon:
He shoud have charged the car very well nah. Atleast e for last am. That's his fault and also his business....
he should have carry his power bank along anywhere he goes grin grin grin

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Music/Radio / Re: Funke Akindele Jenifa - 'I Want To Rap' (Audio) by Kilanee: 2:49pm On Aug 07, 2017
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To Ozubulu Catholic Church Killings, Blames Ohanaeze Ndigbo by Kilanee: 2:35pm On Aug 07, 2017
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after saying them.
Jokes Etc / Re: Woman Seen At A Shopping Mall Having Real Escalator Problems by Kilanee: 2:18pm On Aug 07, 2017
Seguntimmy:
and they wil be forming big around
If I won the award for laziness, I
would send somebody to pick it
up for me. grin

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is The Pig And Idiot-buchi Obichie by Kilanee: 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2017
Afam4eva:

You will never get me in your life.
brohs no be fight na i just need you to put me through na
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is The Pig And Idiot-buchi Obichie by Kilanee: 9:25pm On Aug 06, 2017
Afam4eva:
This has always been my grouse with Kanu and majority of IPOB supporters. Do you and let us do us. We mustn't always agree on everything. I'm Igbo but i may not be in support of Biafra or even if i am, i may not be in support of IPOB methods, so i may choose to sit out. Sometimes, i blame ignorance for such attitude.
i dint get you at all
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Is The Pig And Idiot-buchi Obichie by Kilanee: 9:23pm On Aug 06, 2017
This man matter don tire me sef
Romance / Re: Queen Farcadi, Pregnant Ghanaian Prostitute That Makes N4 Million Monthly by Kilanee: 9:18pm On Aug 06, 2017
decatalyst:


My brother, ma pocket don get hole oo. To carry phone put for there dey hard me sef grin
ah ok na make i check the other side :|

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Named The Best Player In History Of La Liga by Kilanee: 9:15pm On Aug 06, 2017
[color=#000000][/color] Ok
Romance / Re: Queen Farcadi, Pregnant Ghanaian Prostitute That Makes N4 Million Monthly by Kilanee: 9:10pm On Aug 06, 2017
decatalyst:
I don't even know what to type

angry angry
ahbeg u carry lighter for pocket??

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Celebrities / Re: Janelle Okpocha: Basketmouth’s Daughter Celebrates Her 6th Birthday (Photos) by Kilanee: 8:23pm On Aug 06, 2017
drchinchek:
who get that ring for her finger shocked shocked shocked
is that the only thing u can see?
Eyes service sha
Celebrities / Re: Janelle Okpocha: Basketmouth’s Daughter Celebrates Her 6th Birthday (Photos) by Kilanee: 8:23pm On Aug 06, 2017
drchinchek:
who get that ring for her finger shocked shocked shocked
is that the only thing u can see?
Eyes service though
Religion / Re: Why Are You Not In Church Today? by Kilanee: 9:27am On Aug 06, 2017
Shelloween:
Will going to church lead you to Heaven? And will God condem you just because you didn't go?
hmmm simple question u can't even answer.
Science/Technology / Mosquito Facts by Kilanee: 10:55pm On Aug 05, 2017
17 Things You Didn't Know About Mosquitoes

A Bug Is Born 1. Only female mosquitoes bite. Both male and female feed mainly on fruit and plant nectar, but the female also needs the protein in blood to help her eggs develop. Once she's had her fill of blood, she'll rest for a couple of days before laying her eggs. 2. There are more than 3,500 species of mosquitoes. About 175 of them are found in the United States, with the Anopheles quadrimaculatus, Culex pipiens, Aedes aegypti and Aedes albopictus (Asian tiger mosquito) among the most common. The Anopheles is a malaria carrier, and the other three are known to spread various forms of encephalitis. 3. West Virginia has the fewest species of mosquitoes. There are 26 in the mountainous state, while Texas has the most with 85. Florida is a close second with 80 identified species. 4. Mosquito is Spanish for “little fly.” The word reportedly originated in the early 16th century. In Africa, New Zealand and Australia, mosquitoes are often called “Mozzies” 5. Mosquitoes don't have teeth. The females “bite” with a long, pointed mouthpart called a proboscis. They use the serrated proboscis to pierce the skin and locate a capillary, then draw blood through one of two tubes. 6. A mosquito can drink up to three times its weight in blood. Don't worry, though. It would take about 1.2 million bites to drain all the blood from your body. 7. Female mosquitoes can lay up to 300 eggs at a time. Usually, the eggs are deposited in clusters – called rafts – on the surface of stagnant water, or they are laid in areas that flood regularly. Eggs can hatch in as little as an inch of standing water. Females will lay eggs up to three times before they die. 8. Mosquitoes spend their first 10 days in water. Water is necessary for the eggs to hatch into larvae, called wigglers. Wigglers feed on organic matter in stagnant water and breathe oxygen from the surface. They develop into pupae, which do not feed and are partially encased in cocoons. Over several days, the pupae change into adult mosquitoes. 9. Mosquitoes hibernate. They are cold- blooded and prefer temperatures over 80 degrees. At temperatures less than 50 degrees, they shut down for the winter. The adult females of some species find holes where they wait for warmer weather, while others lay their eggs in freezing water and die. The eggs keep until the temperatures rise, and they can hatch. 10. The average mosquito lifespan is less than two months. Males have the shortest lives, usually 10 days or less, and females can live about six to eight weeks, under ideal conditions. The females lay eggs about every three days during that time. Females of species that hibernate may live up to six months. The Bloodsucker Behavior And Anatomy 11. Mosquitoes have six legs. They also have a head, thorax and abdomen. On the head are two large compound eyes, two ocelli (simple eyes), two antennae and a proboscis. Two large, scaled wings sprout from the thorax. 12. Midges and crane flies are often mistaken for mosquitoes. Biting midges are smaller, have shorter wings and tend to feed in swarms. Mosquito traps often attract and kill biting midges. Meanwhile, crane flies are much larger than mosquitoes – up to 1 ½ inches long in some cases – and do not bite. 13. Male mosquitoes locate females by the sound of their wings. Females can beat their wings up to 500 times per second, and the males pick out the higher frequency of those beats when seeking a mate. 14. Mosquitoes can't fly very far or very fast. Most mosquitoes can fly no more than about one to three miles, and often stay within several hundred feet of where they were hatched. However, a few salt marsh species can travel up to 40 miles. The top speed for a mosquito is about 1.5 miles per hour. 15. Mosquitoes generally fly below 25 feet. However, some species have also been found at extraordinary heights, including 8,000 feet up in the Himalayas. 16. Mosquitoes can smell human breath. They have receptors on their antennae that detect the carbon dioxide released when we exhale. Those plumes of CO2 rise into the air, acting as trails that the mosquitoes follow to find the source. 17. Sweat helps mosquitoes choose their victims. Our skin produces more than 340 chemical odors, and some of them smell like dinner to mosquitoes. They are fond of octenol, a chemical released in sweat, as well as cholesterol, folic acid, certain bacter

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Education / Re: University Of Nigeria Change Of Degree Is At A High Side by Kilanee: 9:58pm On Aug 05, 2017
Because Nigeria are too selfish I guess ; D
Crime / Re: Three Women Rape Pastor In Zimbabwe by Kilanee: 7:06pm On Aug 05, 2017
squash47:
guy no think am o, i dy unto MTN mast now..i wan jump from there make i see if go fly like spider man...now way spider don bite me....if i kon shif for u nw make u kom,that one na sweetcide u wan commit so no be faint!
lol u can't be serious

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Crime / Re: Three Women Rape Pastor In Zimbabwe by Kilanee: 6:59pm On Aug 05, 2017
squash47:
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ahbeg shift small i want to faint grin
Celebrities / Re: Not Again! Terry G Wants To Be Governor & Deputy Governor Of Benue State by Kilanee: 6:54pm On Aug 05, 2017
Booked
Nairaland / General / Re: ''Please Urinate Here We Need It For Something'' Notice I Saw Today (photo) by Kilanee: 6:45pm On Aug 05, 2017
emeijeh:
grin @Op, Just pray your cassava don't turn to cocoyam
wayy don sir
Nairaland / General / Re: Ugandan Man Watches Woman Drown Because No One To Help Him Hold His Phones by Kilanee: 4:56pm On Aug 05, 2017
abejide1000:
Even if he was holding iPhone 7 and Samsung S8, he could have at least helped the woman. Life is more important than these useless gadgets we are carrying up and down. May your soul RIP, poor woman cry cry cry
are you really kidding me??
Pets / Re: Sussie: My Wonderful Chameleon Pet. by Kilanee: 4:45pm On Aug 05, 2017
Linux007:

Everything! From the sluggish movement, to the way it rotates its eyes, to the colour changes... just akin to the love u would have for a woman.. ���
blood of Jesus u mean u can also do am that thing??
Romance / Re: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by Kilanee: 11:02pm On Aug 02, 2017
iMUMUweh:
shocked


marry her, you are a perfect example of what she needs..



after submitting your name to her thier white garment church, your destiny will never remain the same..


you will become her handbag


fear white garment women


shocked
wake up!
Romance / Re: "I Will Marry You" - Oyinbo Man Tells Busty Nigerian Lady Frying Puff Puf Online by Kilanee: 11:00pm On Aug 02, 2017
daewoorazer:
grin




Is it only me who feels nigga is interested in the water-bottles, not d puffs



#zanga
i guess he want use those Two oranges for money ritual grin
Politics / Re: "Idiots With Biafran Names That Say They Want To Be Nigerians Are Pigs" - Kanu by Kilanee: 9:12pm On Aug 02, 2017
Ehiscotch:
So those that do not want to be part of your charade are idiots?
i swear this man need to be flogged
grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Kanayo Kanayo Joins Korede Bello On Stage,Dances As He Sings Godwin In Abuja(pix by Kilanee: 4:45pm On Jun 11, 2017
decatalyst:
Which kind Jean be this nau
E go expensive small o but its not appealing jare.
I can't even wear it sef tongue
don't let envy choke you to death

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