₦airaland Forum

ThatFairGuy1:
Don't be stupid

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Penaldo is no where to be found....

And I am not surprised because football is not all about tappings and penalty anymore
Waiting in the box for tapping....tapnaldo for a reason

Hanibbal:
The most hilarious thing in life is when infidels see others who don't practice their blood sucking religion as infidels. Every sane human being knows who the real infidels are.

Slamming religion is not a religion a sane human being should be practicing. It slams everything good and bring it backward.

fuckdemrepented:
this is the height of stupidity and foolishness, why drag his family into this, you are a big fool.

FalseProphet1:
I see many Nairaland girls sending the op a dm, I see him enjoying the sin of adultery and fornication with them, I see him taking one of them on skydiving, I see his village people firing a spiritual arrow on the parachoot, I see him and his adulterous partner crashing at 500Km/h down to the Earth, I hear a loud bang.

This I have seen

potbelly:
Be like say you never chop ewagion and ponmo and agege bread with cold water to wash am down for iya basira shop before....

Shakathezulu1:
Arse-anal na useless team. 1st game, the ticket don blow.

SimplyFacts:
Anyone who fails to discipline himself/herself would live to have some regrets. You start dating as a minor, leaving one for another as the years pass by, why won't you shout all guys or girls are the same? I've only known one girl & that's because, at my early years, I refused to tread the same path as others.

Iamthoney:
Until I hear from Messi himself I don’t buy all this PSG bs. He’s holding a press conference later today at noon in Barcelona. Something tells me he will remain a Barcelona. Tebas and Laporta is likely finding a common ground lowkey to see him stay in La Liga after their initial disagreement. So fingers crossed

Christology:
World best footballer of the year Lionel Messi would be heading for Paris Saint-Germain, despite the Argentina Capitan willingness to continue playing for Barcelona the club he joined as a kid, new financial rules from the LaLiga authorities would make that impossible.

The Catalan giants as Barcelona are fondly called is a club that have always relied on extra special talents to achieve all the laurels the club can boast of.

Spanning from players like Rivaldo, César, Pep Guardiola,  Carles Puyol,  Andrés Iniesta, Johan Cruyff, Deco, Xavi Hernndez to former African footballer of the year Samuel Etoo, Brazilian trickster Ronaldinho Gaúcho who handed over the number 10 jersey to Lionel Messi in the 2007 season.

khadaffi:
NHIS is only for government workers. How many government workers do we have in Nigeria?

inoki247:
MTN be like.....
For More Loan Text Buhari to 2023....
If debt get word and opposite na Buhari go b him opposite....

AchalugoNwa:


PDP is corrupt YES

but since I was born I've never witnessed this kind of heavy corruption going on this Apc government.

never in the history of the world has any country had it this bad regarding governance.

more like the country is at war and everybody is taking his or her plunder.
as in this the worst it can get
looting right and left,
killings and massacre are now considered daily routine and no longer news
economy is on a free fall with no recovery at sight
human right abuse
corruption and embezzlement is beyond its apex.
and many many bad things.
now tell me how bad a country can get?

not even Haiti or Venezuela or even the so called worst country is not anywhere close to this.

Buhari is the worst president the world has ever known since Adam and eve
Nobody even come closer.
he's a gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla.
Thunder fire him and his useless wife Aisha
Thunder fire all his children including Zahra and Yusuf
Thunder scatter all Buhari's cabinets
Thunder scatter all Buhari supporters and may they never know real peace in this life and generations to come.
Amen.
Amin
iseee
Aseee

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

helinues:
Igboho must have enjoyed his short fame as it's already expired

helinues:
But according to some Northerners, some Nigerians are more real than others especially Cows