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Mrxawe:
I played booking O/U in a bet.

A player gets a yellow for tackle

Then gets another yellow for argument with ref which leads to a red

That's 2 yellow and one red for a player..

How many booking is that on total.?

That's 3 cards

In Aphonja land

Em dey organize an award night for Yahoo boys

LifestyleTonite:
Do you think Toke finds Obasanjo attractive? She was just after connections, that's all. The person she loves and fell for is her ex-husband Maje. Guess what? Maje is a fitness trainer.

Tell Toke to pick between a guy like Maje and Obasanjo, she will pick Obasanjo. Why? Because she's whorish and a money chaser. Guess what. She'll hoard sex from Obasanjo, steal is money and give it to the guy that looks like Maje whom she will suck and sleep with. Why? The woman in her finds him attractive but sees Obasanjo as a beta male provider aka a meal ticket.

You sound naive


Do you think a man like OBJ will allow that to happen

LifestyleTonite:
Na only money matter abi? Take money away from most men and see how valueless or clueless they become. As for me, I want to have more than money. That is why I preach improving one's self spiritually, financially, physically and emotionally.

I don't seem to understand why some lazy youths think this thread is about simping. No, it is not. It is about not simping and whining. Once you improve yourself, it is ladies that will be doing the chasing, not you.

Sadly, most clowns think it's all about money. They say just have money and all will be well. No. Have money and step up from there to becoming physically fit, spiritually and emotionally sound. Without the spiritual, motion and physique aspect, you will just be a maga to ladies.

That's the essence of this thread, but guys who can't sacrifice to improve have gotten it wrong to the point that they think all that is needed is money.

Oga Ned Nwoko

Is my mentor

He look unfit according to you

But he's stockpiling up the freshest and tightest hole

LifestyleTonite:
If Regina Daniels is sincere with you, she will tell you she doesn't fit d Ned Nwoko attractive. But because she has a money-hundry mother pushing her, she ended up with her father's mate. Wait for Ned to die and see the guy she will hook up with.

A dead Ned doesn't care

tensazangetsu20:
This is actually common sense. As a man you must invest in yourself. Physically, mentally, financially and physically. Most men don't love themselves at all. Dress horribly, dont exercise and get very fat with big breasts and big stomach like a woman.

It's horrible and it cost nothing to go to the gym. Just one hour a day and watching ones diet is enough.

Do all these for yourself even if you don't get a lady the confidence you get will be immense. Remember the way you dress and the way you appear generally is how people will address you.

Pile of trash

How'd Ned Nwoko
Appear

Someone should go pack it and sell

Try this

HE8F3

Betking

Good luck

Sanicharken:
•SOCCER•
Turkey Super Lig
Kayserispor -:- Antalyaspor
Tip: 1X
Odd:1.48
Time:11:30
31/12
•CORRECT SCORE•
Tip: 1:1
Odd:6.00
Tip: 0:0
Odd:8.70

Stop this



Village tipster

iLegendd:
The aim of this post is: don't lend money to people — it's dangerous. Dash them if you have, but NEVER lend money.

This is the principle I have maintained right from childhood and it has helped me.

I have this female friend, fine girl. She has a boyfriend, but I haven't seen the guy face-to-face. We don't chat often, but when we meet in person, outside, it's always a good moment.

She's learning makeup and all that. She hardly calls and same as me.

Yesterday, she called and said she wants to chat with me. In my head, I knew it's about favour and luckily, I don't do favor for people no matter who you are.

I take your cries to God. When someone is asking me for something and adds the word favor in it, there is zero chance of getting it. The word "favor" is too manipulative for me.

So, below is the chat on how to decline requests on favor, lending, and borrowing.

You deserve to be administered 10 lashes
On your barebuttt

The way she kits up is different from the way you kits up

She has fake eyelashes
But you have none

She has gone through the knife lot of time

to achieve what she calls the perfect body

But you haven't

Maryloveth:
Egypt,please do it for me !

Guy abeg show me love

superintendents:
because of useless champion's league,dey give up upon home league

Malmo won their league
They needed a draw to win their league

superintendents:
d day I pick malmoe dey disappointed me.d day I skip them dey impressed me...

black listed..

There league ended today

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
My niggggggggeeeeeeeeessssss


Tell that to our politicians
Their monkey have been going to the market and always returning

You gat time to quote a scum bag

Numerouno94:
Messi won his 7th balon d'or at 34, pls tell me wat Ronaldo did at 34?

Pls how did Ronaldo conquer epl back to back? cos last tym i checked United re in 8th position. Nd how did Ronaldo conquer Serie A? He was bought to help deliver the UCL buh failed woefully on 3 occasion. Except the word "conquer" means anoda tin in ur dictionary.

Funny guy

See how you just twisted everything to favour your narrative




The argument has been
Can Messi perform outside Barcelona


So far at PSG, he's been a flop

Ronaldo conquered Epl back to back


Conquered serieA

Conquered Laliga


Messi can only thrive in a star-studded Barcelona team



Presently, an older CRonaldo is doing better than a younger messi

Those who argued that messi can't thrive outside Barcelona were right after all,

Good News

Do people still listen to Naija songs

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Nice

When you playing that riding in your car ehnnnn


They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrolling and tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty
My music's so loud
I'm swangin'

I been drinkin' and smokin' holdin' shit 'cause a brother can't focus
Swerving all up in the curve man
Nigga been sippin' on that Hennessey

"My music so loud "
I thought it was

"My music sold out they hating


The dude was a wannabe that year

cmecproblem:
As a young child they told us not to pick money on the ground that we could turn to yam. So long ago this gist existed, no smoke without fire.

Senseless


I can't count the number of times I have picked up money on the ground

Witnesstony28:
I am faced with the choices of staying at my present place of work or doing my bike business full-time.

If you remember I narrated how my place of work is under paying me (30k/month) and I was able to save 10k on monthly basis from it and I got a loan from my girl's mum and added to get a bike to ride after work (a secondary School).

I stay in the School compound without paying rent and others utility bills.

So on the 1st of this month the owner called and told me that because of the School reputation, they wouldn't want their teacher doing bike work and that it's either I resign from the School or drop the bike (alternatively I should find someone's going to do the bike business for me and bring me returns).

At The initial point I wanted giving it to someone, but on a second thought, I decided to do it by myself cos one person I asked to do it was telling me he will pay 1k/day meanwhile when I go out after work, I normally make like 2k - 3k from 3pm to 6pm and the guy is telling me he will remit 1k for working from 7am to 6pm.

Now I need advice on this. Cos I have been thinking of quiting and focusing on the bike work for the moment. I make way pass 6k on a good day but at that school we are paid 1k/ day.

My only challenge now is getting accommodation to pack out and focus on my stuff. I have also thought about entering into transport business since I started this bike work and I also intend going into delivery business too.

Pls what do I do?

Lalastica pls can you help me post to FP so I could get more opinions.

Thanks .

If there is any orthopaedic hospital around you

Pay a visit

Maybe, wetty you go see will change your mind

77up:
We too divert our attention to wrong places hence why we keep having more issues. Scammers stole someone's money and you are blaming Buhari.

Is that not Wonderful

Is bulhari not a thief like the scammer?

Dailymice:
A lot of fraudsters have blood hanging on their head; you scam someone and the person commits suicide and you think life would be normal again for you or your generations? You have a curse on your head already.

That yahoo guy on Nairaland called Slawormiir probably has a lot of innocent blood of victims he had scammed who committed suicide on his head. Don't envy fraudsters, they NEVER have REST!

Be real to yourself all the shitt you typed ain't effective one bit


Live na jungle
You either phuck or you get plucked


Karma na poor man's thing

Uzomarrr123:
1. Begging family and friends for money with the dead hope of chopping Bet9ja

2. Begging for crumbs or leftover from peeps that won

What of Mc galaxy are you going to counsel him to quit gambling

Fortune109:
This is actually more serious than it looks...means the people running the country don't even believe in the country they run.


Anyone who thinks this is right is equally wicked...it is her decision to travel to the USA to give birth not the baby's decision.


As a member of a country's government, your actions have to be guided by patriotism...

Na today you know,

Naija na their cash cow

On the other hand, them and their children need a much better passport
Cause naija passport is already useless

Uzomarrr123:
You won 700 naira

You Dey claim street

SMH, it really a pity sha

Bet9ja peeps are the lazy and biggest dreamers of all time , they keep dreaming dreaming and hoping for that ticket of 7 million naira to drop

E no go work !!!

Get yourself engaged and learn something, comot pride , it never too late to learn a trade or something

Hoping on Bet9ja is equivalent to waiting for a better Government

Bet9ja and Government na same 5&6
Difference is One is collecting more tax from unemployed and desperate youths than the other

You're becoming annoying

So in your thinking, because I gamble it means I got nothing else am doing,

Where then do I get the money to gamble

C RoNaScam