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eskober:
i can open that hole is less than 5 mins, so what are you talking about

christopher123:
na so e take do you, abi your own don turn to borehole, instead of you encouraging her, your telling her how to do sore, now who needs a 30 yr virgin, I dont like all these toto wey be like borehole, I like it when the labia majora and labia minora grips my handsome looking penisss with the cap inside


how do women make lovee to these capless dicks though?

IF I WERE THE MAN, HE SHOULD GET A VASELINE AND PUNCTURE THAT THING, BECAUSE BY NOW THE THICKNESS OF THE HYMEN WILL BE LIKE 30 mm thick


Wish em luck

Suzyky4u:
Yes I'm beautiful. Any question?

harrysterol:
the female urinary tract is different from her vagina, they are entirely different holes, take note of that

kristina1:
www.nairaland.com/Suzyky4u

snakie86:
If yours was funny then mine was like a film........



This happened while I was serving in Kano. I boarded a night bus from Ido during one of my trip back to Kano. Everything was going on smoothly until we got to Kaduna around 6am in the morning. We rested a bit at kaduna park after which we continued our journey around 6:30. We never knew some robbers had joined us in the bus. moreover the motor boys as they call them wanted to do shua-shua to make some money from kaduna to kano.....After a while, we realized the bus was not moving fast and 4 guys stood up.....one each at the entrance and back door and two in the middle of the bus....................The one in the middle said
Robber: (quoting some words) Good morning ladies and gentlemen........hope we are enjoying the trip so far

"we all thought maybe he wanted to make an announcement and people didn't concentrate"

Robber: You see, its been a wonderful journey so far and I guess some of us are tired already. in other not to bother you much with my story, I will be passing a bag around now and all I just require from you is your phone, wrist watch, money and your wallet.

"Everybody was like whats this one saying"

Before we raised up our head, the two guys at the entrance of the door brought out their guns.....confirmed AK47. then we all realized we are in for something.

Robber: Please, I will be coming to you one after the other. We are not here to hurt anyone, all we need is your maximum cooperation.

Then they brought out a big Ghana must go, went to the front and back, started collecting offering from people. The most interesting part of it is, anytime they get to your sit. They will say
Robber: Good Morning Sir, can you pls stand on your feet sir, Your phone sir, wrist watch....can I see your pocket pls? bring out your wallet,lemme have all the money there...Pls drop them in the bag sir.......(he will then search all over the persons body to see if the person is hiding anytyn.).....Thank You so much for your patronage sir.

One started from the front while the other started from behind. We were all scared at the initial stage but it got to a stage that since we knew the protocol, u just stand up when it your turn and started dropping everytyn you have for them. It got to my turn too and after dropping the 5k in my wallet, he asked if that's all I have and I told him am a corps member. He returned 1k back to me and he did same to some corps members in the bus.

After they collected all the money and their Ghana must go filled up...they brought out a bundle of N200 note and started distributing it to every one of us.

Robber: We thank you so much for your cooperation and we are so sorry for any delay or inconveniences we might have caused you. Pls accept our sympathy and apology. We believe the N200 should help you get to a nearest ATM once you come down from the bus. If you feel you have any complain or feedback, you can contact us on 080..........


They opened the door and jump down...we never knew their car was following us all this while. the car moved beside our bus and they entered, then zoomed off..................The robbery was like a film as most of us was wondering if we were actually dreaming or in a movie.


Robbery with excellent customer service delivery

Boomboost:
Do like say u get phone call, comot outside, come back inside and seat somewhere else.

Francon:
Responsibilities.....

Serve as the groom's personal aide and adviser before and during the wedding. This can
include helping him pack for the honeymoon (the valet part).
Help the groom choose and rent (or buy) wedding formalwear, and coordinate the other
groomsmen's rentals. You guys are supposed to match, after all! You may be expected
to arrange accommodations for out-of-town groomsmen.
Organize the bachelor party. Don't be shy about enlisting other groomsmen to help you
out -- most guys don't mind this duty! Put financial worries out of your mind -- the
cost should be split among everyone who attends the bash.
Attend the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner with the bride and groom and all the other
attendants. This is your chance to figure out how you're supposed to walk down that
aisle.
Stand beside the groom at the altar and keep the bride's ring until vows are exchanged.
Find a safe place for the ring (and triple check that your pockets don't have holes) --
you don't want to fumble around when it's time to whip it out.
Corral the other guys and make sure they're performing their groomsman duties.
Sign the marriage license as a witness after the ceremony, along with the maid of honor.
Give the officiant a sealed envelope with his or her fee (the groom's responsibility) just
after the ceremony.
You may be announced with the maid of honor when the reception begins.
Dance with both the honor attendant and the bride during the wedding party dances.
Give the first toast to the bride and groom at the reception. This is your biggest -- and
probably most frightening duty.
Collect any gift envelopes guests bring to the reception. You may be asked to deposit
them in the couple's bank account or at least to keep them until the couple returns from
their honeymoon.
Decorate the getaway mobile. Grab the other groomsmen and the bridesmaids for this
one.
Drive the couple to the wedding-night hotel or airport after the reception. If you
perform this service, you'll need to stay sober throughout the reception. If you have a
feeling this may not be possible, hire a car to drive the couple into the sunset.

bigiyaro:
I remember when I nearly blew off my blockos with banger. This particular night boys in the neighborhood gathered as usual, doing their thing, after enough forming, i threw a banger stick (d very fat and loud type) boom! Louder than the rest, yeah! my head just dey swell, not all boys can afford that type of banger. I threw another one and we braced ourselves for the bang, then nothing, after about 3 seconds still no bang, so i just pick up the banger stick put it right inside my hip pocket, i was preparing to ignite another one and all of a sudden, boom! To cut long story short, I wore wrapper on Xmas day with a bandage between my upper thigh n my blockos.

tochman:
My worst experience was the first dat I ever lit a knock out. That day, a close friend of mine gave me stick of knock out. A single round. Don't forget that a single round has the most powerful bang. So I decided to light it. As soon as I lit it I threw it on the floor and the next thing I saw was smoke and that was all. I had no idea that was the way it works and that a single round takes more time before going off. So I went towards the knockout and picked the stick up. The next thing I heard was BOOOOM.... Followed by nweeeeeeee..... That was all I could hear. The knockout gave me injuries all over, even nose bleed. Men... After that day, even to hold d tin to sound dey fear me. If I light d tin throway... Shikena

MrTeymee:
Oh I threw a lotta banger back then. I used to pride myself in holding it self. I coud hold 6sound back then a major feat lool. We used to light 6sounds and put it in a bottle sef. New year morning, we and d house opposite always did banger fight. Used to be mad fun men.....
My worst experience would be when I and a friend wanted to do what we used to call 'Kissing' back then. It simply entails lighting a banger from an already lit banger instead of using matches. We used to do it like every time. On that fateful day, his was lit and I was trying to light mine as usual. Unfortunately, mine refused to light up. We kept trying hopin twas gonna light and before you know it, his already lit banger exploded. His fingers busted that day omo see blood. As for me, I couldn't hear well for the next 2weeks. Twas like d angels in heaven were singing in my ears for dat 2weeks. D sound was more like 'OoooooOo'.....lool

pocohantas:
I support that motion.
I dislike that thing with passion.

Why do kids still use that thing?

dharay99:
Let ma Madrid teach u ppl anoda lesson.
Lyk ma cr.7 says, "I let my goals speak for me"

Slyder:
How many you chop against Newcastle?

Oahray:
Hmmm... Man City. I wanted Arsenal

dharay99:
Yea, dats hw dey strt... chelsheat ppl.

pabloaimar:
PSG vs Chelsea, to me is the match of the round of 16, PSG has a solid squad likewise Chelsea's but the addition of David luiz might give them the edge, Cesc, Matic & Oscar area fantastic but with midfield like Matuidi, Veratti & thiago motta, the midfield will be bloody, it will be a tight call.

dharay99:
You guys are in hot soup, ibrahmovic dey laff una. David Luis dun expose una tactics already.

akinsadeez:
Halllllllllleluyaaaaaaaaaaaah. Wenger must be celebrating right now. If we can't beat Monaco dis year after all our previous bad luck, den dey shouldn't even let us qualify next year.

delikay4luv:
Arsenal Vs real Madrid will be interesting to watch.

Hazardd:
Were you see Milan there
E bi like say na rugby you de watch

philtex:
Give Us Real Madrid...

#Up Chelseeeeeez!!!!!

Chibuke56:
#GMB till 2019
#TeamChange
c'mon NLers arent u tired of d epileptic power supply d bad roads poor education system corruption embezzlement syphoning of public funds failed nd unfufilled promises these are just one of the few things we have experiened .. I tink its high time nigeria experienced a change..
Vote wisely in 2015
#teamGMB
#teamChange

Holywizard:
My father has worked as a civil servant for 35yrs & he still never buy 1 better jeep. God when will u bless my father?

illicit:
The part 2 will be titled doro bucci

jovalkom:
I knw my reply wil sound controversial bt this is d truth. A mad man wil nt fall sick easily cos of the demons dweln in him. Sicknes itself is a demon bt it wil 1st stay behind and let d spirit of insanity wreak havoc on d person's lyf b4 sickness cums out @ d latter stages to kill. Av u 1dad dat a mad man knows hw 2 cross an xpresway cos hes kept alive by dat spirit 4 reproach and shame wyl a drunkard wil b kild cos he is controld by d spirit of stupor. Thats why Jesus said d thief cums 2 steal, kill and destroy.

100Cents:
O boy, this topic strong o.

Can any nairalander answer from experience please ?

I want to learn..