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Prison break happening everywhere,scofield just dey show himself.

millionaireman:
That means that Nigeria is getting more prosperous. GEJ till 2019!!!

Negro lyk seriously?

Call it class

Both rocked it well buh i prefer ay

Kachisbarbie:
Nawa o
Fear catch me, I was expecting to see
#Ibinabo Feberesima#

___ Genevieve/Omotola/Jim-iyke/Desmond-Elliot also killed music

How will you mention all these names without mentioning Tonto Dikeh eh.

Epic

Nigerians must complain about everything good or bad

Future impossible tense

Noah13:
Match day 13 fixtures results as predicted by FM15

http://app.caughtoffside.com/?referrer=#article/caughtoffside-596904

You are on a Looooooooooooong thing.

Sunderland aint a problem

toskarh:
thanks for that reply buh i've bin admittd into a federal university to study geophysics already!jez wana try it,i have d declaratn of age already nd ma senior bro z a terma 5 cadet sergent presently,he advisd me to take it!nd i wantd to take it last yr cos ma result wil be awaiting ,dahz y i'm trying it nw!!!

As long as you will be 17 b4 oct next year,you are good to go....

I pity the dude o

What will this one acheive na

The day i wrote a letter to my crush(Pry 3),b4 the letter will even get to her,1 retarded fat ugly girl grabbed the letter announced it to everybody in the class then she went ahead to report me to our headmistress....then to make matter worse,the next morning they called me out and started telling everyboby what i did.....mehn jonny cry lyk a new born baby that day sha.

Mehn they were really rich oh 400billion dollars aint childs play at all......Wait oh,what of that king that schooled in France.

Even if this man had lived upto 100years before he died,some ignoramus will still accuse them of his death......Give the boys some break jare.......wait o PSQUARE does not even give a FVCk

He looks decent here....but when i remember his gayish attitude,i para

Breaking the Red Carpet

Holywizard:
Only 3 rounds each go fit due me. Hope they re virgins?

Mtcheew.....youself they behave lyk this?

I can swear that this bricklayer schooled in France

neighy:
registration deadline has been extended till ending March....... CONFIRMED.......

Anoda reason to have patience

Fabdedon:
this same thing almost happen to me...here are de in details
www.nairaland.com/1988807/hilarious-sunday-exprience
very funny exprience....
modified:
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Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my
phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to
tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine
mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined..
And good to go)
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The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk
majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_
thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
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Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids.. (chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...
Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***
Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**
Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..
Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of
Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey
sweat for tongue)
:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka
Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall
in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)
Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your
botanical name...sorry ma your name....
Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me
like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..
Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..
Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**
Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that
name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet
Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the
chest**
(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention
dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me.
Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
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..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her
house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until
she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport
money for offering for church which means 3km
treking....choi..#Gobe
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. As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
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Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next
time we get to meet...
Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..
Case!!!!
Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary
society am their vice president so my presence is needed
there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)
Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At
least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)
Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers
this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why
do you say am not rightous!!!!)
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. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..
Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
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Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Badt Guy

xpac01:
I don't really know why this happens to me. Am always kind of confident of my english prowess, but when trying to woo a lady, my grammar will look so pathetic and crippled, and unfortunately the ladies don't even give me a leverage to this error.
I always remember this embarassing wooing back at school. While reading in the class in my normal reading theartre, this beautiful girl caught my attention, then i decided to make a move and recorded the whole incident in my phone. This what ensued:
Me: baby hw far (now my heart beating fast, almost tearing my chest)
SHE: fine (soft voice)
ME: how is studying?
SHE: you said? (already noticing the error)
ME:.....forget. I am always since viewing your seriousness from the behind.
SHE: how? what are you saying? (frowning)
ME: (already loosing confidence) baby I will like to be friends with the seriousness of somebody like you.
SHE: (bursted and laughing emabrassingly, attracting the whole students reading in the theatre) look am in this school to read and not to make friends with people like you ok? Please leave me alone.
ME: (stood up face down, packed my book and left the theatre).
When i played back the incident, i was like, xpac na u be dat. So embarassing...

Omg....Who did you offend the previous day na,you should sue that person

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Emilliw3m:
7/10

Nice one











I wish u GOODLUCK bro.

Ma 10% sure pass


#jahbless

azpekuliar:
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greglee:
[color=#770077][/color]Wishing u the best of luck. :DWishing u the best of luck.

mrlabari:
tank God a make FP

Reberry:
Ok

Disneyboy:
.

aminho:
M

hakeem4:
Lol

Caught in the Act.

Ha

Things are really getting out of hand o

Mehn i pity the poor girl oh.....You would have done something na.

Another broke scammer

billiwanye:
Av register wot next 2 do? My frds

were you sent a msg?

I am suspecting that bastard club called swansea or Newcastle