₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
May amadioha lick your balls hungrily.

aieromon:
My juju says Hazard must be eliminated if Chelsea must drop points today.

aieromon:
Newcastle defense is terrible

aieromon:
William's curved shot fails to hit the net. Alan Pardew,assign somebody to knock Hazard's hamstring biko.

Jaffar23:
What about putting glass under girls skirts wen dey with r were playing ten-ten to set their pants.. Lol common guys back me up on dis

KAYCEEJUNIOR:
you no even sabi do am......na from the neck the paste dey and na the neck we dey cut..... that one weh you dey do their na to stain your brush with paste

Vicotex:
If she like make she sample her yansh 4 Notice board, e no concern me

Lordseyad:
..Ooohbhhhn-----


Front page don tire me sef

zaynie:
A and B are cousins, also first cousins.
A gave birth to X
B gave birth to Y
X and Y are second cousins.
X/ Y are first cousins once removed to A/B and vice versa.
A has a grandchild P
B has a grandchild Q
P/Q are second cousins twice removed to A/ B and vice versa.

You get?

Kolade9:
U banged her? U shyted diamonds?

shockwave91:
*spits inside his mouth*

Kolade9:
If ah bang am ah go dey sh.it diamonds?

shockwave91:
We d big bois here in abuja don't gve a fork/sh1t/damn/care about her

Febby9:
....bro wassup..wat ur name nd are u on whatapp...Btw i chose Navy wat about u

Grinder:
So..MR Adebayo Ogunlesi... As a nigerian citizen...Just like u.. Now..that you are the owner of Gatwick... Biko...We fit pass your airport without transit visa now?At least.. What belongs to you belongs to us So..We go share that airport.... Gatwick airport now transit free for Nigerians

gbodimowo:
big Man

shoyemiayodeji:
Transfer your stretched dough ontop your pizza stone(you can use a very thick cake board or baking pan)spread ur tomato sauce on it( for the sauce u can use ketchup or home made tomato sauce)......your cheese...add the whatever toppings(hotdogs,pepperoni,onion,green pepper e.t.c....anything you feel like adding) add cheese again(optional)....then put into ur pre heated oven...leave for 15/20 mins..#LOBATAN.....NOTE:make sure you grease your pizza stone/baking pan with shortening/butter then dust with flour.

Febby9:
buh sincerly are we preparing for jamb cuz without jamb..we can't be any Luit,or sub liut,or flying officer...so make sure we pratice nd we read cuz if u r doing.math,eng,gov,econ..u will see d sllyabuz z easy so let read nd i hp we usually pratice cuz deir iz a software wr from 1980 -2014 jamb quest nd u can pratice just lyk cbt jamb exam..i just got 210/400...so let read cuz without jamb ...even God father na wash oo..wu choose economics here?

shafanik:
Na who dey fear?!!!

For your information, i don go buy my own Ak47, Armour Tank and Fighter Jet!

Who dey fear Boko Haram? Village? me run go Village? Lai Lai!!

EKO ONI BAJE!

judiciarypalava:
Point of correction plssssss
That Igodomigodo man is a comedian not an orator. Better liking him to stand up comadians, though he does his sitting.

myhobbies:
Chelsea please make me forget my bad day by winning the match this night. Chelsea please make me forget my bad day by winning the match this night.

dechandel:

2014 Cadillac Escalade and a Porsche Panamera

mperoakeem:
who is Bukom Banku, cos i skulled in accra...

naijaboiy:
And yet we still don't know him here in Accra