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nfjfuf:
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, [url=fcaradog..com]answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks.[/url] “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases.

I'm enjoyin ur joke, abeg complete it

geedot:
ℓ don't know why they ðo A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ these.. They should Jυƨτ confront †ђξ guy Ãήϑ tell him their l♡̷̴̬̩̃̊ve for him ̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̇̇as diminished Ãήϑ she wants a break-up rather than punishing †ђξ mumu bf who is gullible not to see A̶̲̥̅̊ℓℓ heя signs tha̶̲̥̅̊t she's actually fed up of him..

women can't communicate directly. they r complex n always hint at tins. possible because dey don't hv d ballz to be direct. wait! women don't even have ball!zz!!

LordReed:
Is it that it takes time for you to understand something or what? Was there a time I wrote that singlehood is bad? I have been saying from the beginning of my conversation with you that if you choose singlehood good for you, how are you interpreting that as singlehood is bad?

Singleness is better for what? Tyler Perry plays or the Kingdom of God? Your first post was to point people to watch Tyler Perry as a way to dissuade them from marriage, is that inline with the Word of God?

You have not won me over anywhere rather you have modified your position to now say singlehood for the gospel meanwhile when I first challenged you, you were all about Tyler Perry, as though Tyler Perry plays are your new scripture.

I will not give room for you to denigrate marriage in anyway, that is not what the scripture says.

Fragile emotions? You who wanted to cry because I would not agree with you? LoL

Dude, talk about the things you know not the ones you have no idea about ie stop bragging.

BTW please explain "not worth the pains" below:



How does "not worth the pain" differ from worthless, please explain.

u lyk quarell pass fyt

xpac01:
Am definitely bookmarking this post. Patiently waiting for Caro to come this evening, hmmm, Caro, your game is about getting bursted, I pray it doesn't tho.

plz take it easy wit caroo

maajin007:
rain abuse;her phone will become untouchable and if u av access to her phone you see funny female names e.g bola Samson the man name is Samson ooo ;Iya wale the guy name is wale that Iya is just deception

llllooooolllllssssss

Priceless24:
Because you're a professor of female psychology abi

ssshhhhhhhhhh... dont u knw im a modest guy. plz dont tell them who i rili am

vizkiz:
EdIt your topic mr op...Its should be "10 things women develop" not "say"

tnx

this thread was inspired by the thread maamin created yesterday... if boys cheat girls aint an exception. whats good for the gander is better for the goose

1.Family Detachment

One sign that she may be cheating is that she detaches herself from your family. She may also stop hanging out with your friends as well. The reason women do this is out of remorse. Basically, she feels guilty and will feel less pain if she isn’t immersed in your life- including family or friends. Remember, the less mental baggage she has holding her back, the easier it will be for her to commit the deed.

2.Consistent Nagging

The days of harmonious communication are gone when a women decides to do nothing but nag. Basically, she will find every excuse to lash out and argue with you. The reason a woman will do this is to justify her deed by rationalizing that it wasn’t working out with your anyway. It helps eliminate a lot of her guilt. So if a woman starts to point out every flaw and starts arguments about every little thing then it could be a sign that she has been unfaithful or is going to.

3.The Mysterious Friend

One telltale sign that a woman is being unfaithful is that she has a mysterious friend who slowly makes a bigger impact in her life. Whether it is a co-worker or someone that she knows from school, she may keep him a secret as well as may be hesitant to share information about him with you. It really doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that something out of the norm is happening here and you should speak with your significant other about it be.

4.Deflecting Simple Questions

When your girlfriend starts acting suspicious and starts to avoid very simple questions then this could be a sign that she’s hiding something. If she immediately repeats your questions back to you before answering then chances are good that she’s searching her mind for a lie. On the same token, she may become very defensive when you ask her questions about her whereabouts or future plans. As a general rule of thumb, if she starts to deflect information that she used to volunteer in the past, she is hiding something that she doesn’t want to tell you about.

5.Shift in Priorities

If a woman is involved in heavy romance with another man then she will definitely start to shift her priorities away from yours. All of a sudden, she won’t have time to see you and she will start to break-off regular meetings that you used to have with her. Also, if there is a sudden switch in dates for particular events like dance-lessons or work schedule then she’s probably making them to see her new fling. Basically, anything action that is designed to create distance between you and her could be a sign of infidelity.

6.She Looks Sexier More Often

A woman who is cheating will go way out of her way to make sure that she is looking as best as she can before leaving the house. The reason she does this is to dazzle and impress her new fling as much as possible. Remember that way that she dressed at the beginning of your relationship together? That is how she is going to try and present herself when she does something wrong. She’ll wear new jewelry, clothing, and even makeup. She’ll even wear these things to places where there is really no need for them like the mall for example.

7.She Becomes More Independent

Part of trying to break it off with you and having her romance with her new guy is that she wants to be independent from you. The earlier she starts doing this, the less of a burden it will actually be when the time comes to leave you (if and when she decides to do it). Basically, she will start to drop her vocabulary from “we” to phrases that favor “I”. However, what is more important to watch out for is that she will stop speaking with you about future plans.

In short, she will start acting a manner that dictates that she no longer needs you to hold her hand. Whether or not she is actually going to leave your or simply create more space for your “double life” it is safe to say that she doesn’t want you in the picture. The reason she does this is because she can’t build up the nerve to tell you that it is over and that she wants to start over with someone new.

8. Have Low Sex Drive

This is probably one of the biggest telltale sign that a woman is unfaithful. Essentially, she won’t be interested in having sex with you anymore. And if you do make love then it will only be when she wants it. Another reason why she will have a lower sex drive is because she doesn’t want to continue and string you along. Chances are good that she’s already engaging in sexual activities with her new partner if she isn’t sleeping with you anymore.

9. Have Secret Schedules

A woman who is being secretive about her schedule is more than likely hiding something. For example, does she hide her whereabouts when you call her? Does she always “go away on businesses”? If she is gone a lot of the time and not telling you where she is going or when she’s coming back then chances are good that she’s seeing someone else. As a general rule of thumb, the less you know about her itinerary the more worried you should be about where she is and who she is spending her time with.

10.You Become Irrelevant

What is worth than a girlfriend who nags about every little thing? How about a girlfriend or wife who doesn’t even know that you exist? While it may be hard to imagine, it does happen to a lot of guys. Their significant other simply pretends like they are not even there anymore. Keep in mind that this may happen right away or little by little. A woman who is no longer interested in you and becomes interested in another man will automatically start to pretend as though you don’t even exist.





http://charmingoo.com/10-signs-that-she-is-cheating-on-you-warning-she-might-be-having-an-affair/

Oahray:
nice... You know, you have mastered your shading pretty well. It excellent. I used to have a charcoal pencil (soft), along with my set of H and B pencils, but I never tried using it for more than really dark hair.

The portrait of the white dude is flawless. Tell me you used charcoal pencil for the really light shades

yeaa. I used hard. tnxxx

sammie007:
i started some months ago...got inspired ...dis are nt charcoal .just some grade of pencils...haven't laid my hands on charcoal pencil and charcoal white, kneaded eraser,stick eraser...i will b so glad if d master minders in charcoal pencils can share their thoughts ,so i csn learn

coooooool

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SexyFox:
I like this comment.



The truth is, if you marry the right woman,life will be so different from the @op points.
A woman who will be your partner, your encourager and will encourage you to fulfill your dream, a good advicer, a caring wife, infact your true missing rib.


Some People now adays marry for the wrong reasons, that is why their marriage is a battle ground.

ooohhhhhhh do we hv. to go ova dis again? I don't believ in d oxymoron called the right woman!!!! if u don't hv pepper den forget women!!!! do I hv to go ova dis with u again a man is better off alone, especially if he's got no cash! trust me, even if he's got cash

Ennamdee:
My kid nephew is just 3 years old ...

I would assume you deliberately ignored "But someone who's telling me about God shouldn't be using words like fvckin" SHAME ON YOU

seriously, ?? Dats ur argument?? i m tokin bout God den I mentn d f word , u nw neglect d point n concentrate on d f word Dats nt Hw we roll

freezyprinzy:
2 late jux lyk tryin 2 straight'n a bent dry fish me way bear bear don full everywhere xcept 2 impress d ladies of coz

its rili sad n depressing to knw... den plz make sure ur kids don't make dsame mistake

Funjosh:
Dont hold your pee for long, its dangerous for the health.

Rili? wot r d health hazards

Oahray:
smh... You'd rather praise someone without pointing out where you think he can improve. Anyway you don't need to be better than him to see that his works can get better. Artists need critique more than mere praises.

There's the regular charcoal from burning wood, and there's charcoal pencil which is a compressed form of the regular charcoal. They wouldn't come out exactly the same way on paper. The question (not questions) is to find out which he used.

ur ryt... I cud do with sum praises... Bt I need. constructive criticisms more dan any tin

omonla555:
You are good, keep it up. Heavens remain your limit.

tanchu

mebad:
how much to get one ? and drop ur contact

art works price vary. Bt I'd say 8k. 07035582295

Oahray:
Hmmm... Your shades are nice, but you can still improve alot on accuracy of features. I've got to try this charcoal... Em... Wait o, is it charcoal pencil or lumps of real charcoal?

ofcos der is always room for improvements. I use charcoal pencil

cynthia3d:
:PPls draw a portraite of me naaaa op that's a gud job I love it can I. Ave my own pix as a birthday gift? Pls!!!!!!!!!!! I love U

ofcos hon, u can get a portrait of urself and as a bday gift, Bt at a price. Pecuniary price.










btw... u don't love me

engrjoe:
Dis is beautiful. How much will u take to do me 2 of these?
Pic of me...

Waiting for ur reply

oohhhhh... well it dependssss.... I'll say since I haven't met u in person, 8k...

Ennamdee:
Point noted,God is more interested in me...tanx for reminding me.

But someone who's telling me about God shouldn't be using words like'fvcking'.

As for quarell, i'll ask my kid nephew if he's interested,as for me..No Time! Paedophile!!!

hw can u call ur poor nephew a paedophile... ur mean

LordReed:
God that made woman for man was crazy when He gave her to man for wife abi? You don comot that one from your bible?

stop twisting my wordsssss brrrrrrrrrrr

McSterling:
Killjoy, do you mean charcoal pencils? Can 2B,4B,6B etc., be regarded as charcoal pencils.

no charcoal pencils r way more expensive... close too N200 per pencil. hb cant giv u dat dark effect

freezyprinzy:
same here bro a lil jealous y coz my talent jux died...if u draw at home u go receive beating all in d name of u bin jobless...if my child has dis talent damm ild use everytin in me 2 encourage him/her(would lyk a female artiste tho)

awwwww bt u can start drawin again naa

Enesth:
Oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!! These are beautiful art works. I love them, killjoy keep it up

tnxxxx

mikron:
my works.
1. SERENITY (enamel on canvas)
2. OWIGRI :crayon on paper (rough sketch)

wawwwww.... i love the serenity... nice blend of colorsss

Frankenstein:
You drew those pictures with charcoal?

nada... with charcoal pencil

yomanovic:
@op I used to have flair for drawing in Primary School days but later living in a place I was not allowed to express myself, the talent died. My mum also gave up asking if I still draw. It hurts me badly as I see your beautiful handwork. Good job bro!
But what do you really mean by ' Charcoal' artwork?

talent never dies my frend... it probably atrophied bt is very much der. d best tym to plant a tree is 20years ago. the second best time is nw. pick up ur pencil and start sth nw... its neva too late

sonnie10:
Were they painted with the real charcoal? I mean charcoal from burnt firewood.

not at all. used charcoal pencil. check d last pix u wud see d charcoal pencil

pweetixandy:
Op..dyu take off ur shirt when u paint Ur works are really beautiful!

lolzzzzz tnx jare

onosprince:
U are talented..

tnxxxx