₦airaland Forum

Blizzyblinkzy:
How did she get there ?

I can get d woman's number for u if u insist....

Eghabun:
I listened to the news too this evening on ITV (Benin) news.

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.Mrs htmljava, than.k God d presenter just commented. bros abeg tell d doubtin Thomas d full story. show her d pix of d woman n roof in need be. tanchu. . .

emperorchedda:
you ought to know girls can't use their brains for thinking, they don't like the 'stress'.

As for your topic, I guess single people are always jumping from one partner to another so settling down probably means its time to stop the race and end up with just one.

But these days the race never ends, even in marriage ladies still run around various diicks (excuse my french)

hmmm ... some single guys r actually less promiscuous dan married dudes. dis settle down of a tin is really off for me shaaa. I'm more settled down dan many of u married pipz. its true.



BTW, I lyk ur signature

Blizzyblinkzy:
so what will be my score ?

minus thirty nine... o God I wish my goodwill wud allow me to giv u wot u truly deserve. well I'm being nice sha. u deserve much less

kingDavidda1st:
Its called settling down cos you are saddled with some family responsibilities that ordinarily you've not have done while you were single.

Bt I'm already "settled down" wit inof family problems. do u knw Hw hard it is to live wit my dad?? so am I settled down nw??

MzPreshie:
It's called 'settling down' not because thats what people actually do. But because that's what people are supposed and expected to do when they get married.

so nw dey don't do wot dey r supposed to do, Hw about we go on a campaign to change d name

Blizzyblinkzy:
That's another name for marriage

baski92:
Cos dats what it is

is dat it?? lyk seriously?? if u giv me dis kind of ansa in an exam I so happen to mark, I swear d two of u will nt get even close to an F

html14java:
In Benin?

before nko??

holatin:
is she batwoman ?

I'm cumin, let me ask her. I will get back to u shortly

html14java:
Oya gimme their digits make I source for the Pikcho

cum to my house I will giv u d number

people say it every time! I wanna settle down. she has finally settled down, when will your sister settle down? bla bla bla. are singles roaming about? I mean both literarily n metaphorically? der r married men out der who r serial cheats n married women who can't do wit just one man. can we say such people are settled down just cos der hv a ring in der fingers? wot do u call a single guy practicing abstinence?? who coined dat phrase settle down? someone better answer me.

html14java:
Wey the woman abi d roof?

Pikcho or e no happen

lolzzzz. I knw nairalanders n dia desire to see before believing. Bt my dear na for news I just watch am. biko if u no believe cum ask ITV reporters for Benin

I just watched on ITV Benin news dat a woman was found on a roof dis morning by vigilantes. they raised alarm n d residents came out n brought her down. d woman claimed she was returning from the "market" n got "stranded". I'm shocked dat women still go to markets at nyt in Benin. Benin! I hail una ooo

Dacronym:
@ killjoy. Boss abeg na condition put me 4 this situation oh. If u could really help me pls do. Besides if u i could show appreciation (recharge card etc.) that would only be possible if i were in naija and am not.

wot kind of company do u have

so one can knw d kind of logos dat wud match. not saying ill do it yet sha

Dacronym:
Pls u guys help me abeg, deadline is tomorrow, and it carries a whooping 35%. I know its not that difficult but ive not had time, coding amongst other tings has been taking much of my time. My mail is dacronym1@gmail.com

let's say I do it for u, wots in for me besides thank u

@ColinAdua. NYC idea. wud create a bachelor's group one of dis days. more power to Ur elbow

ufemia23:
i hope u have been able to use use ur singlehood to do sometin meaniful for GOD. IF not u r wastin resource ie singlehood.

wot resources cud he possibly be wasting.? ? u mean d one he has refused to waste on anoda mans dawta

Fraih:
Killjoy! What a moniker, see how good you looked and u are a killer of joy, not fresh at all

Where others bear Ayomiposi(my Joy multiplied), Ayomide(my Joy is here), Ayokunle(Joy is everywhere), and you are there killing Joy___

*runs out of thread before someone attempts to kill.....

lolzzzz.... my dear forget moniker jorrrr, if pipl lyk "I go die" r very much alive n making it, moniker is just a name. der r many tins I can do to u to multiply ur joy. OK? call me let's hang out

Flytefalls:
*I've just died a slow painful death caused by laughter*

we will giv u a slow painful burial by laughter.... abeg don't die ooo

vivaciousvivi:
Hahahahaha...look at this one? 5 successive Mentions! Mr. Notice-Me-Or-I-Die.
Laters boo boo!

no Naaa. I only replied to d posts. I've got more testesterone dan estrogen(dats if at all I hv estrogen in my blood) in other words, I don't notice me. its ur type of tin. not mine. plus, I created dis thread, so I nid to reply to posters so I don't look lyk a snub.

idu1:
I ll beat u o

he he he. wit wot?? I am NAFTA sack. I want to beat her too

vivaciousvivi:
Wait tire. The original post was never directed at you Bro. Got zero explaining to do. Tosin and I are cool tay-tay. U are here swallowing his panadol.
This ya moniker sef.....

me swallow panadol ke, na eba I swallow

BASTERDbanICE:
See why i love dechandel?

No boring moment

dechandel? is dat d name of an animal, place or tin

tosyne2much:
Do you know why I won't agree with the bolded ?

Guys are woman wrapper by default, however, they will always have something to say in order to appear as lively dudes thereby asking necessary and unnecessary questions in order to keep the chat going

Ladies on the other believe it is the duty of a dude to keep the convo going while she gives monosyllabic reply, just as you see some of them lying like a log of wood during _____

Add me to your list and lemme show to you that I'm worth 10 lively dudes

booooom! u picked dis post from my mind bro

vivaciousvivi:
What has a brush got to do with yawning? Bro, I have noticed you...the same way I have noticed its a Monday morning. Ok?

wot he. means is dat as u yawned, d smell fr.m ur mouth was too .mush. so he promptly advice u to get ur brush n wash ur mouth... plz I'm just d interpreter. wreak ur anger on him. nt me

vivaciousvivi:
Yawnnnnns.

No data, no fact Tosin. Simple. And FYI, same goes for guys on my social media lists too.

guys?.? borin ?? ur a big fat liar

idu1:
foolish girl..... Good morning....

isshhhhh

vivaciousvivi:
Good u have heard Tosin. Good morning jare.

As for the people typing "defeat", loooool. No wonder the girls u chat with are "boring"!

u hv succeded in blaming guys for gals being boring chatters... or so u tink

vivaciousvivi:
"It's" better u learn how to write common English next time!

aren't u being insultive nw don't force pipl to take a pill u can't take.

ATOB:
A wonderful lady just left me too because I was too open to her.
Ladies and sweet words and liars and pretence sha.
Good luck bro and have a productive week.

eyaaaa kpele. forget it wen ladiz claim dey want an honest or sincere partner, ladies cannot, Neva Eva, handle d bitter truth. don't look at me lyk dat, blame God or sth. nt me....

Equado:
seconded

thirded

Taleeysun:
i think you should forget about this contest of a thing okay, its past pleaseeeee!!

its more dan d contest dats bodarin him, its d slight to his reputation, I think....