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LInDA IKEjI UNCLAD PHOTOS EXPOSED(VIeW IF yOU'RE 18+)

did u do theseee?

Mutuwa:
Inaa ban san skol din ba.Thats fantastic.
Glad to meet u.

u too my broda

Ennamdee:
I need to get ready to watch footy,but in the mean time, stop spreading false stories.

if he, sorry, if we spread nko leave it if its nt OK for u! Abi any body point gun to head say make u no near woman make everybody do well ooo. make e for no cause quarell. his point is, God is intrested in u more dan ur fvckin career or spouse! take it or leave it!

MizMyColi:
I give up

You just subtly insulted me for trying to profer a solution that I know has worked for me.

Well, thanks.

You should have just told me to explain myself better instead of arriving at your conculsions.

Pain is inevitable, Suffering is optional

#OkBye

awwwww honeyyyy... Hw insensitive of me. apologies. I meant no harm OK? I'd try ur theory if dat makes u feel I believ u.

ColinAdua:
LOL! Chei! laugh no gree me at all. I don laugh tire.

Please my dear friend I really wish you can go to a Bible school and stop quoting Bible out of context.

Now let me put you through a little bit, the person (Apostle Paul) that wrote those verses did not marry. I hope you know and he also told people in the same Bible not to marry that its better to remain unmarried. Does it mean he has a seducing spirit?

Okay! FYI there's a difference between forbidding and convincing. Forbidding is using force while convincing is lovingly showing someone a better option.

If you can recall here. I said once I don't hate marriage and marriage is not a sin but just like Apostle Paul said and out of my personal experience singleness is better.

This is what I said here. Am not forcing anyone under any vow or oath not to marry. I just want to prove that personally imposed singleness is better. All round.

If you cannot resist women and wants to marry, fine! Wonderful! Great! Congrats! But don't go and start regretting it. And don't come back here. telling us "if I had known"

And finally, don't go and make a mess of it. Hahahaha! lols.

Jesus Christ once said, some makes themselves eunuch for the Kingdom of Heaven's sake.

Then He completes it with a statement that is very wonderful which I love so much "He who is able to accept it, let him accept it"

Accept what? Recall He was asked by His disciples "if such is the case of the man with his wife, it is better not to marry"

Assignment find where this is in the Holy Scriptures.

Have I made myself clear?

Good night and sweet dreams.

some pipl can't argue logically hence dey resort to insults. don't let dem delusionals get to my friend. gudnyt

damselabi:
N if I do...am sure u ve tym so kip responding, am nt one of d pigheaded girls u meet who knw notin bt money.U character can neva get u a wife even if u want one so its beta u stay single.

my point exactly sweety!! we hv been on dsame page all along!! gudnyt sweet dreams love... u win. can we move on with our lives

EroticAngelina:
This happens to me too
But they is no how u cn decieve ur mind! Its YOUR mind duh, u can decieve other ppl, bt nt ur mind. u jx have to keep holding it.

Dats wot I was trying to tell mizmycoli. if dat gal can decieve her mind, dat lady must be a gifted liar.

Aitee1:
Hehehehehe...

Op you are not alone...mine happens when I'm about unlocking my door and that moment the key won't stuck right inside the hole and I'll have to throw away everything in the struggle to open door



And sometimes after all the struggle if something else distract me then the urge for the pee will disappear

yes!!!!! I didn't add d unlockin d door part. its rili funny ehn, atimes I start shouting wen I'm close to d door "open oooo" to avoid stories dat touch. so much for a weak bladder.

Mutuwa:
kai ne ingila zoro din ai..
Kai dan maiduguri ne?

inna! ni daga garin delta amma an aife ni a Maiduguri. can ne na yi girma. ka san ruby? Makarantan ne na je

LordReed:
LoL! Chei! Is your bible missing 1Timothy 4?

1 Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; 2 Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; 3 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. (KJV)

Can you now see you are being deceived by a seducing spirit? You have given heed to the doctrines of devils. Save your soul my dear.

soooooo I, oghene-killjoy is now a seducing spirit.... OMO! c levelsss! gals for my area dan die finish

Mutuwa:
A qualified answer.Its all in the mind.

soo death, ( mutuwa means death in Hausa, here Ive been thinking my moniker is d worst) u join voice with mizmycoli dat I shud lie to myself ko? to ingila zoro. na ji

edozie04:
This behaviour is exclusive for u,mine is that I pee more wen eva am inside my car, I can stop for up to 5times for a 5hours journey just to pee

nw dats new ooo. I pray say piss go get mind hold me wen I enta bus o. maybe wen I get my own car my testimony will change

MizMyColi:
It's psychological. It's all in the mind.
Once you begin anticipating because you're closer to the restroom, a communication of sorts goes to the department that needs evacuation and well........there, you have it!

Try this next time.....train your mind.
Even if the restroom''s 5 inch near, convince yourself it's 5 feet away.....you'll go in.....do your thing and voila! You're free. The rush won't be there, trust me.

Don't forget to come and sow your testimony seed after it works.

Bless you Sis

lolzzzxx.. convince myself? I can barely tell a lie to odaz let alone myself! hmmm. I will try it. Bt I swear if I piss for body, hennnnn, I will find u....


btw I'm a bro nt a sis

Diffdeef:
Wow

did I say sth wrong?

for me, I can hold d urge to pee from work(say 2pm) till I get close to home (say 6pm). bt once I get within two hundred meters radius of my house, d urge triples, atimes wen I finally enter d house, I hv u sit down and do funny thrusts with my pelvis to hold it down (plz don't imagine it). nw is der any psychological or scientific explanation to dis? doctors n psychologists, wots Ur take?

qtx:
buahhahahahahahahahahahaha, now i know that nothing is bad in itself, it now depends on the power of argument behind it. Well packaged point that will make someone think its an abomination to get married. hmmmmm may God forgive you

amen



























bullshit

Ella456:
this does not answer d question

my sister i wanted to say dsaame tin ooo bt wen i remembered hw nairalanders can be i lock up

ColinAdua:
Good morning, my sister. With all due respect marriage do not make one a Christian.

After all, Jesus Christ did not marry. Apostle Paul did not marry. These are the strongest pillars of My Christian faith. I don't know about you.

Am not against marriage and I didn't say its a sin. But just like Apostle Paul through the revelation of the Holy Spirit said "because of the present distress(selfishness, problems and difficulties) let a man so to be" 1 Corinthians 7:26

I tell every single out here please remain as you are its better.

God bless you.

God bless u my broda. u wer able to convey ur ppoint witout insultin her (although she sooo deserved it). i salute u

CSTANU:
damn!!! i love this. but op, if ur father thought like u, u wouldn't be in existence. dont be stingy brother, give those sperm of yours a chance.

im not a product of marriage... didnt u do simple biology?

damselabi:
Hehehe, it only shows some ppl still ve courtesy nt to always respond to evey comment.I wonder who wuld even want u as a hubby, enjoy ur confused lyf.

u so happen to be one of d pipl who still ve courtesy nt to always respond to evey comment. wen i land in ur papas compund with my chopper to ask for ur hand, im sure u wud nt mind me even bein a monkey (not as though im one). btw, dont quote me again.

damselabi:
C who is sensible.. ion nid to exchange words wit u, u really r killjoy.

lmao.... ohhhh u suddenly don't wanna
exchange words ryt... Dats wot happens wen u bite more dan u can chew.

damselabi:
Indeed u knw wot u want pity u can't admit it...cos u r too scared.

ur funny. trying to get under my skin. ur tokin lyk gals usually do - without logic, full of sentiment n atimes senseless

Dacronym:
Big thanks and appreciation once again to @killjoy/op. Big respects my Boss.

na me hail u pass.

damselabi:
U ppl shud leave dis guy alone, am sure in a few yrs his mentality ll change.Pity he might nt voice out abt it.

mtcheeewwww. u tink everyone is lyk u who is controlled by erratic emotions Abi. very funny. I knw wot I want n I knw wot I don't want. wish u cud say dsame

item number seven. refreshment refreshment refreshment. even if its on number twenty its regarded as number seven. why? is it because seven is Gods number? Hw did dis cum about? wots d story behind refreshment during ceremonies falling on "number seven"

Sunymoore:
Summoning @ killjoy where are thou

been attending to matters of state u knw. married women cheating on der husbies since d tym of pharaoh. plus camp is always a Sodom n Gomorrah

if ur wife or gal is about to go for her national youth sex corp, u better give her pants made of titanium with ock odawize...

stevecantrell:
I have a NEUTRAL take on marriage, I'm neither for or against. The important thing is that you marry someone who compliments and enriches your life. If you can't find that person then DON'T MARRY.
And its very hard these days for guys to find a girl who fits that mould.

A lot of what's on offer today is likely to devalue and degrade your life !
But its MEN who are to blame for this. You are the guys writing songs, making videos and singing about these girls - oh baby, you're an angel from above", " I will die without you"....blah blah.

You guys are the ones saving 2 months salary while drinking garri to buy her that 'rock', after which you get down on your knee still BEGGING her to marry you...in PUBLIC !

You guys are the ones who invite a girl on a first date and say "its OK" when she shows up with FIVE of her friends. Etc etc.

Girls today don't have much to offer because YOU GUYS make them think they don't need to offer you anything, in fact they believe they're doing you a favour by allowing you to all that stuff for them.

So if women seem to be such an UNECESSARY EVIL these days, the guys should shoulder the bulk of the blame.

Dats d bitter truth

ColinAdua:
Hello! My Single guys.

There are movies (even though they are a bit old) I will love every young man out here to watch especially those ones crazy about marriage.

They are;
1) Why did I get married? 2007 by Tyler Perry.
2) Why did I get married too? 2010 by Tyler Perry
3) Daddy's little girls. 2007 by Tyler Perry
4) Temptations: Confession of a marriage Counselor. 2013 by Tyler Perry.

No. 4 is actually a very big eye opener.

Please guys marriage is not worth the pains.

hmmm nyc. wud try n watch dem

ghost1718:
sometimes i even forgot i haven't eaten


:Dso i'll GO a day without Food

chronic hunger goes way beyond forgetting u havnt eaten. its nagging hunger. I doubt if u knw wot I'm tokin bout

Tallesty1:
I can go days without food.

dat means u take purging?

if u had no choice but to suffer either chronic hunger or purging for a whole day, which wud u pick?