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RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 8:14pm On Nov 09, 2014
TrishaP:
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if only I cud spank ur ass. cos u dzav it
RomanceRe: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by killjoy(m): 8:12pm On Nov 09, 2014
laroux:
@firstEvA I can offer you a job. How about you coming to such my dick?
didn't u read well?? she's married. line check her profile set n see weda she upload pix
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 8:09pm On Nov 09, 2014
erad:
Combining softwares is really easy so long as you know what format to import and export in.

I stay in Lagos and Osun states.
intresting. wud love to learn oda grafix softwares lyk dis illustrator u guys r tokin bout. u guys hv succeeded in whetting my appetyt
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 7:55pm On Nov 09, 2014
erad:
I'm yet to see the professional coreldraw users I know on this thread.

@spywareczar... a little inspiration please.

For those arguing over the superiority of photoshop to coreldraw or otherwise, there's really no ground for comparison. If you are a Nigerian graphics designer living in Nigeria with the hope of getting your works printed at a printing press, then you need at least the basic knowledge of coreldraw. I used to be a photoshop faithful until I got a glimpse at professionalism, you just have to incorporate coreldraw into your scheme of affairs. I use illustrator too but it still can't serve the purpose of coreldraw.

While photoshop is a strictly bitmap based software, illustrator is a strictly vector based software. Coreldraw is the midpoint, the one that combines the functionalities of both with standard quality of output. Most times, combining two or more of these softwares can give the best results.

Attachments:
1. Designed with adobe illustrator and photoshop
2. Designed with photoshop and coreldraw
3. Designed with illlustrator and photoshop
4. Designed with illustrator and coreldraw
NYC. Bt Hw do u combine different softwares on a work? wer do u stay
RomanceRe: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by killjoy(m): 7:46pm On Nov 09, 2014
firstEVA:
gold digger how? Is it a dash? Just to use pending when I buy mine, whats so bad about that?
do u intend to buy urs? is marriage emancipation from poverty? see y I created d thread seven reasons you should nt get married abi?? women will neva do sth for demselves, always waiting on a guy . if u weren't married to him, Hw wud u hv solved ur trekking issueshuh go n work for ur money my frend
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 7:34pm On Nov 09, 2014
admiral007:
No sir. Specifically for Magazines Designs, it best with Adobe InDesign and or Publisher. CorelDraw is basically for drawings, but with advance technology u can do a lot wit it.
ohh, name only Corel me sabi o. well much more depends on d individuals initiative n creativity
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 6:59pm On Nov 09, 2014
dharyour93:
Here's a logo designed for a brand by a friend of mine.
nyc logos
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 6:07pm On Nov 09, 2014
Just20:
Beautiful designs @killjoy. I started using coreldraw barely 3 months ago and I have A LOT to learn. I use coreldraw 12. Hoping to get some tips from you. Thanks
tnxxx, yea u hv a lot to learn, we all do hope I can be of help to u
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 6:02pm On Nov 09, 2014
JOETYNO:
Please can someone create sometin like a groupchat probably whatsapp for Corel Userz, and Beginners who are really interested in learning.
don't knw bout DAT o. Bt if u stay in benin, we can work sth out
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:58pm On Nov 09, 2014
Slaya:
@Gombs nd killjoy u guys shoud pls post links where we can get tuturials.....am kinda of a beginner
find Linda tutorial for Corel draw. shud help u
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:45pm On Nov 09, 2014
MostIncredibleDFirst:
I use illustrator not coreldraw. Professional graphic designers use illustrator.
ooohhhhh, so we Corel draw users r nt professionals Abi?? isoryt
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:29pm On Nov 09, 2014
tslimpez:
I love working with corel draw am a proud female graphic designer grin
show us Hw proud a female graphic designer u r. upload ur designs let's see dem
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:27pm On Nov 09, 2014
rattlesnake:
kidnapper alert!!!
lwkmd!!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:26pm On Nov 09, 2014
delors:
Hi Killjoy, I need corel x5 or x6. Do u have a soft copy? My laptop was damaged by my little niece and my hard drive crashed. I lost all my software n works especially my corel draw, csc and fruity loops studio.
If you have it I will pay for it either through online banking or PayPal. Pls let me know bro. Thanks
sorry my friend for ur software loss. can barely imagine d feeling. well sorry again I can't be of assistance. dnt hv any software or even laptop. I created all dis designs at my place of work during my spare tym wit d system der. Bt u can check dis computer shops on d street. some sell game softwares n oda softwares on CD, u shud get wot u want der
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:20pm On Nov 09, 2014
IamDanto7:
Hello dude, nice designs.. are u resident in Agbor, Delta state?
tnx. reside in d ancient city of Benin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:18pm On Nov 09, 2014
nduchucks:
Is this graphic tool still in existence huh

I thought it went under when MS-Word disabled Word Perfect.
errrr welllllll, diz designs prove quite d contrary
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:17pm On Nov 09, 2014
MacluvPH:
It seems your name is Jacob?Good one though, keep it up.
yeaaaa
tnx
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:16pm On Nov 09, 2014
korel9:
I'm an amateur but I'll load my little and old works later.
You just stirred up something in me guys.
can't wait to see ur designs. we're all learning
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:13pm On Nov 09, 2014
Gombs:
Team Photoshop jare grin grin

Never liked Corel Draw angry angry
eyyaaa. kpele. i lyk ur Photoshop design though. I've been lookin for ways of creating ur kind of design wit coreldraw, u knw blend colors n drop particles round dem.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:11pm On Nov 09, 2014
Brighte:
few of my collections
guy. NYC designs Bt d hand n grass r dey bitmaps or u created dem from d scratch wit coreldraw
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 5:09pm On Nov 09, 2014
Brighte:
nice work bro.. Graphics is all i could think off..
nyccc. I lyk d idea
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by killjoy(op): 12:23pm On Nov 09, 2014
whatagwan:
Is there a better software for designing magazines apart fom corel draw?

Responses would be highly appreciated.
for magazines I doubt if there is. with Corel u can do amazing designs
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 7:11am On Nov 09, 2014
linearity:
@4dbeta, I completely understand that, but you have forgotten that the Bible have the perfect model to live a fruitful and profitable life on earth here and that Christians and none Christians can tap into these Bible principles and be successful.

The reason the Bible and Paul advocates for eunuchs for God's services is because it frees one from distraction, thereby concentrating all your focus and energies on the things of God....There is nothing stopping a non-Christian from doing the same and instead focus on a career, a profession, or whatever and they will be successful just like the eunuch who focus on things of God.

Ignore the sex or sin, that is not really the issue. Sinners will commit sin and it is merely because they do not have the benefit and empowerment of the Holy Spirit to lead them out of sin. So we should not be caught up with that, I would have been shocked if the OP indicated that he is a born again christian and still want to commit sin. Blaming a sinner for committing sin is cheer ignorance or demanding that they stop committing sins is the same as patting yourself on the back for not committing sin or vowing that by your powers you will never commit sin...we all know that, it is by Grace.

Lets show them love, preach the saving grace of God; if they become saved...then the Holy Spirit will do His job.

I agree with the OP's position and it is a very wise position that will make him a successful individual, but I will also admonish that he should seek Jesus with the added spare time he will now have and he will be much more successful.
u speak well n without prejudice. I lyk DAT. contrary to popular opinion, I still hv a place for God in my heart, just dat I'm very realistic. our righteousness is Bt a filthy rag before God. I'd obey him as much as I can n let grace do d rest.
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 7:38pm On Nov 08, 2014
ferdimako:
We just said we don't want any more and we are happy. And you still don't know the party?
exactly wot I wanted to say. since we're both problems to ourselves, we d men r giving up on marriage. cud u ladies do dsame?
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 12:28pm On Nov 08, 2014
preetygina:
hi op, u made nice points.both men n women must nt get married.if u feel u cant cope with it, den u remain single.note: am married with a kid n i know how hubby struggles to make sure we re comfortable n as a matter fact, recently no babe wants to marry a man who wont make her comfortable.according to ma roomate bck den in skul "am nt ready to suffer with any man".however, my point is if u cant deal with all dese as a man, den u do as op has suggested.his points aint bad at all.
thank u!
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 7:35am On Nov 08, 2014
ufemia23:
If women are don't ever go near one for sex... Nonsense!
y u harshing because he spoke his mind grin
ufemia23:
If women are don't ever go near one for sex... Nonsense!
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 8:45pm On Nov 07, 2014
nnafather:
No...how can? Just forget if u re not comfortable with that.
awww. hope I didn't hurt ur feelings. u can took to me on dis thread u knw
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 8:43pm On Nov 07, 2014
blackdiamond1:
Hi OP,
I'm not advisingu to get married or fall in love or anythinglike that. I mean y would u do something u hate so much?

But from ur post and responses it seems u are angry and bitter abt some heartbreak from a lady u dated for 2 yrs( I may be wrong tho). She has taken those 2 years from you, don't let her make u miserablle for life. Don't make one singe human being have such effect on u, no body is worth it.
You really can't tell what future pain God was preserving you from and made her leave. What if she stayed and married u and made ur life hell. I mean if she leaves u and u know ur worth, its her loss. Yes u spent money, you can make much more. You gave her 2 yrs of ur life, u have ur whole life ahead of u, u loved her, u can love another(yes u can if u let go of that hurt smiley )

NB : I am a woman a good woman for that matter and so I think its unfair that u generalise that we are all bad, gold diggers, obtainers, etc. We have some really hard working women who are independent financially and never look up to a man for nothing.

You don't want to marry? fine, u advise men not to marry? Great! but abeg sofly dey yab us u hear? TNX in advance and I wish well.

Peace!
Lolzzz. noted hon. I'd try n let go of d hurt Bt I'm a new man nw. women don't feature in my world. muah...
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 5:21pm On Nov 07, 2014
ColinAdua:
101 reasons to stay single
1. Everything in your house is yours.
2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase
records in ridiculous places.
3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy
twice as much.
4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.
5. Your late nights are all yours.
6. Less stuff to move when you do move
7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only
one person
8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.
9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat
10. You decide what to shave and when
11. Valentines day costs less
12. No anniversaries to remember
13. No extra birthdays to remember
14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays
15. No irritating in-laws to deal with
16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.
17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where
you leave your dirty clothes.
18. You don't have to share
19. You don't have to change your life because someone
else has jealousy issues.
20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your
own.
21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what
someone else wants or thinks.
22. The only people complaining about music volume are
the neighbors.
23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff
for it in the morning.
24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.
25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm
pregnant" factor.
26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.
27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.
28. More time to spend with friends.
29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand
your parents.
30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or
asks you why.
31. You can date more freely.
32. The cute secretary is fair game.
33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal
with.
34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.
35. You always get to watch what you want.
36. You always get to read what you want.
37. You decide when to crawl into bed.
38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire
consequences.
39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal
with at home.
40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.
41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?"
or worrying about your sanity.
42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of
thing.
43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of
thing.
44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are
your own.
45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the
person you live with.
46. There's only one way to do things- your way.
47. You are the master of the thermostat.
48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.
49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.
50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.
51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.
52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.
53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.
54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.
55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.
56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you
don't even have to hide it!)
57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.
58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.
59. You can decorate the entire house according to your
taste.
60. The only person spending your money is you.
61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.
62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.
63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.
64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at
worst hilarious.
65. Less pressure about body weight.
66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.
67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).
68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.
69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need
to make more money."
70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your
own.
71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic
people out there.
72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.
73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x
1 million. Yeah.
74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.
75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.
76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than
marriage.
77. You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the
time.
78. Divorce is pricey.
79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."
80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.
81. No endless nagging.
82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"
83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as
much as you want.
84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.
85. Things stay where you put them.
86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you
need it.
87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.
88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.
89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as
you want, for as long as you want.
90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.
91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself,
instead of someone else.
92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how
you treat yourself.
93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it
continues to ruin your whole day.
94. You can be as eccentric as you want.
95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you
want.
96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.
97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.
98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.
99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy
stories.
100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often.
Certainly with more variety.
101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should
be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)
hahahà. I love numba 45! still reading
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 4:41pm On Nov 07, 2014
ColinAdua:
kilijoy, I support you 10000000%, I don't know that someone shares my view and thinking. Am a realist too, that's what I call myself.

Am 36 years plus I don't want to marry. below is my reasons which I wrote last year.

I wish the eyes of Nigerian men will be opened like men of developed countries who have realised that marriage these days is a problem not a solution.

And you don't need it to be happy.

Read my reasons too.




Staying Single: Reasons.

1) Bible says it is good for a man to remain as he is; single (1 Corinthians 7 : 8, 26 KJV).

2) I don't want to carry unnecessary baggage (responsibility and worry) about some other people else, don't want any pain in the arse.

3) Don't want to bring people into this bleeped up world to come and suffer, and nobody will blame me while suffering.
4) I have suffered, I've seen reproach, I have see issues, I've seen problems, I seen griefs, I don't want more griefs, I need peace, happiness and rest.

5) Marriage is not an achievement, it's not compulsory, neither is it N360 million so, it's not part of what I want out of life.

6) I can't bear the thought of sharing my life, space and possessions with one stupid stranger.

7) Marriage is a dime a dozen, every Dick and Harry is getting married, I want to be different, you know, dare to be different.

cool (For me alone).

9) No need to bring people into this difficult struggles to make heaven.

10) Single hood shows discipline, toughness, strength, and uniqueness.

11) I need freedom to be myself, express myself and take risks.

12) After all these sufferings, I don't think I can go and get one idiot who didn't contribute anything to my life, to come and be provoking me. Na!

13) Our over bursting population doesn't need more people, it needs to checked.

14) Marriage is very monotonous, you keep seeing the same fool everyday forever.

15) Once the bleeped up marriage starts, next is offloading kids like chicken, the sweet home gets disorganized, messy and filthy .

Oh Lord, I pray, earnestly and fervently, turn the good wife, the wonderful children to money and cars and give to me, that's what I need. In the name of JESUS CHRIST! AMEN!


Note: my parents are happily married and lives together, but I loathe the shallowness and hollowness of marriage.
lolzzzzz. leme do d maths. 15+7=150. so in all 150 reasons nt to get married. guy tnx for adding d oda rizns tym didn't allow me to add. u too much
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 4:31pm On Nov 07, 2014
nnafather:
Wanna speak one-on-one with you...on phone.
lol y na? am I in trouble?
RomanceRe: Seven Reasons Why You Should Never Get Married - For Guys Only by killjoy(op): 9:16am On Nov 07, 2014
modele2:
Long lonely days ahead mi dear poster. Long lonely days.
short painful days ahead mi dear modele2. short painful days

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