₦airaland Forum

onila: its not all that u wld be lucky 2 get one but they shld atleast try

I am still looking for a nice, handsome, rich edo man

[color=#000030] Haha. Funny. [/color]

pendo89: Dude,that is all you need to say or less not all these shagalabagala.

[color=#000030] That must be the Kenyan way of saying " Discombobulation" [/color]

onila: its not possible but evry nigerian girl shld try n hustle for one

[color=#000030] So why the "Every Nigerian Girl" statement? When you say try and hustle, you mean Every Nigerian lady should flood Edo state, with hopes of snatching one? And what happens when they all get there -following your advice- only to find out that all edo men are taken, what next? And have you finally landed yourself an Edo boyfriend? [/color]

[color=#000030] Are you kidding me? What is the population of Edo Men in Nigeria, and what is the population of Nigerian Girls, for every Nigerian girl to get one? How feasible is that? [/color]

pendo89:

[color=#000030]Ah! Yes o. To be forewarned. . . [/color]

190: Chief bridesmaide would be ogugua

Palm wine tapper - sexkillz could easily do that

[color=#000030]I seriously hope i don't poison the wine. . . I don't trust myself [/color]

190: My marriage would be happening in Nigeria arund this time next year
And it would be up here and running on nairaland
D problem now is picking a best man for dat d-day
Mr.brownjay has shown intrest
But I still need other positions 2 be filled up like
Chior mistress - which ijebabe, freecocoa or natasha can handle
Who would be in charge of liqour as foreign beer would be imported not regular star and Gulder
Who would wash d plates after d ceremony - maybe I cud import some carribean queen 2 handle that (lol)
Which female nairalander wud accompny my new polish queen now on nairaland too (hidden of cus) 2 get dat gown from eida london or paris - idowu wud av gone but I sense she lacks taste of dressin dat leaves me with goldielucks or busy body
Iyatrustee wud help me count d money dat we would be sprayed wwwwith
And least I 4get on bachelors eve - there wud be free women for d Hot guys within our midst like killz, born2fuk and coogar d ape, mynd_44, and anonymous

Any other vacant positions - lemme know as we я really workin on it already

[color=#000030]Oh really? This is good news, but very very bad news for the unfortunate lady. . . [/color]

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