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[color=#000030] She has "goes" [/color]

majour: i RESPECT u killz so much but not the insult part of u, it makes u less of a man

[color=#000030] Shove it. . . I don't need online respect. Everything i do is against that. [/color]

majour: why are you hell bent on making me admit am gay? Wats in it 4 u? Na wa o. Am nt u hear go find smbody dat suites ur disgusted mind set....... *throws up*

[color=#000030]Come out of the closet already. . . Something tells me you are attracted to Natasha simply because she shaved, and now looks like a boy! [/color]

joeydozzy: How independent woman take concern chopping someone dry?

[color=#000030] Na them. . . Dem don dey come. She dey try talk say she no need man money. . . [/color]

Sweetlemon: Abeg its not my fault o! You know how you guys can be! I'm just asking to get other opinion from guys since you guys understand yourselves better

[color=#000030] He's used to other ladies, so there is something about you that is quite different than what he's used to. . . [/color]

slimyem: after doing all the above,i hope she'll see thru him and not take him back!
I really hope so!

[color=#000030] Well, he can try. . . It's not guarantee whatsoever. The guy fccked up complicatedly mehn!. . . [/color]

majour: WELL its true i havent being in nairaland long enough but i think[size=15pt] NATASHA is the most beautiful damsel [/size]we have here, prove me wrong if u think u luk beta.........

[color=#000030]On a serious note, May thunder strike whoever it is that sold you expired egbo. . . [/color]

[color=#000030] ***Backhand slap!*** [/color]

ijebabe: Hahaha. I don't mean it as a reason to fall in love but it seems like Nigerians are turned off by them. Imagine taking a girl home to meet your folks and she's got a big one on! I had a friend who got married last year and as per their culture he had to do the ceremony shirtless. This guy was a nervous wreck, he thot his in-laws would cancel the wedding on the spot cos he had a massive tatt on his arm! I guess it's all about moderation.

[color=#000030] On a serious note, majority of people who get tattoos are RAZZ!!! you need to see them jumping all over lagos these days. . . Smh. Dirty looking unkempt and for the females, dressed like ashy hoes. . . I mean, who would see that nonsense and have something good to say about anyone with tattoos? It's a huge turn off.[/color]

Sweetlemon: This same guy tells people when he introduces me to them that I am a "good girl" what could it mean?

[color=#000030] Seriously, how old are you? How can you not know what that means? [/color]

kindabigg: Basically, I need urgent help...

I've been with this chic on and off for two years, and I've been so bad to her.. I treated like shyte when we first started going out, though, I liked her a lot.. I guess it was because I had so many options back then, but it seems everything I did to her made her act a certain way me now.. She used to be madly in love with me, and she gave up everything for me.. She almost committed suicide twice because I hurt her feelings, and she was sectioned at least once because of me..

it's just now that she's almost done with me, that I realized she's the best thing that's ever happened to me.. She's the only one that has ever loved me and showed it.. I won't lie, I also love this girl now - but it seems a little bit too late...

We had a big fight yesterday, and it seems she's gone forever now.. I need help on how to get her back.. She's the only girl I have ever loved... I admit I have been stupid in the past, and sometimes of late - but I don't want to lose her... She has been the rock behind me for close to three years, and losing her would be suicidal...

Please, help me NLers.

[color=#000030] Can you talk? As in a sweet talker? Then no problem. . . But you have to fccking mean what you say this time.
Give her a few days to cool off, then call her. If she picks your call, that's a good sign. Tell her you are sorry for how you treated her on . . .(Mention the exact date) and that you'll like to meet her. Apology is always better face to face, so that your emotions and facial expression can be read. . . Very important )If she bangs the phone on you, wait for a few days, and then try again. If she accepts to meet you, then no problem. Buy her a gift, something expensive but within your means. Meet with her, present the gift and start rapping. . .

Tell her you have been a fool, an arse, blah blah blah just make sure you insult yourself wella. Tell her you don't deserve her, but she has been the rock behind you and that she doesn't deserve the way you treated her and that she should give you the last chance. If you behave like a human with a goat head again, she is free to waka. . .

Not that you follow religiously. . . Just a guide. [/color]

ijebabe: Why ever not! Its not the same as body mutilation so don't even use those 2 words in the same sentence!

[color=#000030] Well, i like classifying them together to remind myself of the gravity of whatever it is. . . Well, small tattoos look nice actually. But i won't fall heads over heels for you cos of a tattoo. . . Mi o raye [i]s[/i]hit mehn! [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44]Whenyou mean take her out do you mean the Assassin type of "take her out" or what?[/quote][color=#000030] Olodo. i said ASK HER OUT! [/color]

michelin89: Surprising. . .killz didn't spit his venom as usual. Or maybe he hasn't spat just yet!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Hey is this the Uni-Illorin guy? Hell dude you are gay nah wetin dey do you?[/quote]

mariastella: and miss killz!

[color=#000030] Chineke. na today we go know the errm errm long throats of NL. ***Subscribing and sends for suya*** [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44]this kin display of love get coma oooo[/quote][color=#000030] Trust me. He'll ask her out soon. He's just being careful [/color]

[color=#000030] Bia, Majour. Aren't you supposed to be gay dislike females? [/color]

[color=#000030] I'm not a fan of tattoos or any kind of body mutilation. . . [/color]

[color=#000030] It means he has strong feelings for you. . . might even love you! [/color]

slimyem: the wood is wet still...
Watch from the sidelines..

[color=#000030] Olodo. Instead of you to dry the wood. . . smh. [/color]

luckgames: You are so dumb, you don't know when to back off
You have a big head with a big skull with no brain
That is the issue, If you have brain , you would have had common sense
O well common sense is not common
So go to hell and Bleep yourself
Sissy

majour: Am a student of unilorin, am cute[dats wat dy say o] nd well built i get advances from gals in my department from time to time but i dont seem to have interest in them. I dnt get dis love feelings any more not even dat electric sensatn of WOW!! wen u see a beautiful damsel. Am i being 2 serious or wat is happening to me nd plx i aint gay.... Thanx

[color=#000030] Shut up! You are GAY! [/color]

[quote author=Mynd_44]The beginning of the end. Ayo the thread was fun while it lasted[/quote][color=#000030] Am out abegi. . . The thread will still be fun! Seun bared his mind [/color]

topmost4u: kudos 2 u guy

realghy: Thanks you ..... very much

[quote author=K.08]PERFECT!![/quote]

laykhorn: makes alot of sense... Good one

[color=#000030] Many thanks. [/color]

190:
of cus its always been mutual

punk





Uniben cultist
rusticated idiot and eating your retired father's pension
plus computer programme

where is coogar and anonymous!!
dont have your time,

u bore me

[color=#000030] Haha Uniben cultist? In addition to your facially cursed face, don't tell me you are ment[i]a[/i]lly ret[i]a[/i]rded as to believe the rants of that Fat Cow, disgruntled female without a boyfriend aka anonymus. . . it would be catastrophic if you really are as dumb as you look!

How will you have my time? Half man With a face that makes blind kids cry. . . Idi[i]o[/i]t![/color]

190: Amen @least the gay kingdom would rejoice at the loss of a psychopath

[color=#000030] Shut tha fcck up, you facially cursed nincompoop! [/color]

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Lies lol[/quote][color=#000030]True lies. . . [/color]

[color=#000030]I see sparks but no fire. . . [/color]

Seun: [size=25pt]I'm insulted by the insinuation that I'm 190.[/size]

[color=#000030] Laugh wan reduce my prick. . . [/color]