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Dipwater: @dailynews I gat a real news for u .if u refer to guys with tats as thugs ,am proud to be one.
Its not evrione dat bilivs in ur haven and hell bul lshyt,
@ijebabe watsup sugarluv ,[b]I have one on my di ck [/b]and very soon am gonna get it on my arm. I luv body art with passion .my turnoff in a girl is having a holy than thou luk, it makes me wanna puke

[color=#000030] On your dcck? Reminds me of this joke:

There's this guy who loves his girlfriend so much he decides to have her name tattooed on his dcck. It said "WY" when it was soft, and "Wendy" when it was hard.


A few months later the couple get married. For their honeymoon they take a trip to a Caribbean island resort. Once there, they decide to go to a nude beach.

While strolling on the beach, the guy sees a local man with the letters "WY" on his dcck too.

The tourist walks up to the local, points at tattoo on his unit and asks,

"Hey, is your girlfriend's name Wendy too?"

The man says with a thick Island accent,

"No mon, mine says, 'Welcome To The Island, Have A Nice Day' when it's hard." [/color]

[quote author=nwanjay ]Guyz, I hail o. I'm new 2 dis 4rum, so I salute una o. My guy, der is really notin 2 d father givin his girl a pek. Guyz, I hail o. I'm new 2 dis 4rum, so I salute una o. My guy, der is really notin 2 d father givin his girl a pek. Guyz, I hail o. I'm new 2 dis 4rum, so I salute una o. My guy, der is really notin 2 d father givin his girl a pek.[/quote][color=#000030] Welcome and enjoy your stay. . . [/color]

dubem3: no fighting

[color=#000030]Who's fighting? Abegi, pack well. . . No come spoil runz! [/color]

ijebabe: Kisses him in the teeth

[color=#000030] Oh, that feels good. . . kisses her back. [/color]

Alleinad: @ Spirit of Okija, to be frank,you have a nice sense of humour, i found myself smiling and laughing for most of your article... But all ur criterias boil down to being his wife before the bride price.if he's getting everything for free, why would he wanna pay??

[color=#000030] Sorry, could you be more explicit? I don't think and will never think that bride price will at any point in time, represent the true value of a woman. . . Do they buy a woman where you come from? [/color]

[color=#000030] Look for girls that don't require much money. i.e, pepper sellers, fish mongers and illiterate village girls. . . Everyone deserves some loving. God bless you as you love them. . . [/color]

[quote author=l@if]Me wan do yahoo I beg u guyz.....but I no know what and where to start from...'Cos I no know how I wan take start...anybody wey fit carry me for back to contact me on impact2u111@yahoo.com.......Na yahoo sure pass![/quote]

dreu2fine: Guy d bab de talk tru sha but diff babes for diff folks.i won len yahoo yahoo two link me wt ur guy or na b d yahoo guy.i wan len yahoo.i am delta state .pls ca,, me 08034595985:

[color=#000030] God will soon light up your arses. . . and i can't wait! [/color]

lumideezle: I would speak 4 myself. I LIKE GOOD FOOD DIE!!when I mean good food I dnt mean Pounded yam and Eba every time I love women like enjoy cooking and like experimenting new recipies that's a sure way 2 my heart I'm also a bit big on respect and comon sense ( u see ur man saving up 2 build his house and that's when u wanna change ur car dosent show me u hv comon sense )
To ans ur question directly YES the Fastest way 2 a man heart his stomach truth is some men might not realise it by d time they start enjoying the constant supply of good food and caring and respect they wld b wayyyy gone in love and d min they try another woman and notice d difference they wld come running bck ( my last Paragraph is from exprience )

[color=#000030] Bro, if you can cook, you won't talk like this. . . [/color]

Spirit of Okija: YUP!!

He gay!!

Check out his satin shirt on his DP!!

[color=#000030] Lol. . . God will soon light up his arse. . . and i can't wait! [/color]

rdokoye: Those Nigerian stats are based on a study conducted in a small village in Nigeria were all the people were suffering from a bone defect. Those stats are as good as rubbish, they’re not based on any legitimate data, and anyone with an ounce of sense would know that they’re false.

Moreover, based on those height averages, I must be a freak of nature; moreover, I’ve NEVER met a 5ft 4 Nigerian man before!

If you want to know the real height of the average Nigerian male, just look at our football team. At the last world cup, the Nigerian National Team was the second tallest at the event!

[color=#000030] Interesting. . . [/color]

[color=#000030] My wife is to be blamed of course. . . [/color]

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Hey suga!

Why dey vex? [/quote][color=#000030] Why i no go vex? Who be Miss killz sef? [/color]

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]LMAO@Mis Killz [/quote][color=#000030] What's funny? [/color]

[color=#000030] If you believe you are old enough to hav[i]e[/i] sex, you should be old enough to shoulder the responsibilities and baggages that could ensue. . . You don't just ooh and ahh and umm and then when you get pregnant, you look for someone to carry your load. . . What model of nonsense is that?[/color]

[color=#000030] Wetin concern you? [/color]

khukhi: you're so right. I guess when a man falls for you he does just that! Whether you can cook or not !

[color=#000030] Yes o. Especially with all the crazy food joints springing up all over the place. . . Any woman waiting to use food to trap me is sitting down on a what? Sitting down on a long thing!. . . [/color]

J12: Why do the men keep patronising them then?

[color=#000030] To satisfy the crave for sex with no strings attached. . . [/color]

Spirit of Okija: Dear Allenaid

I feel your pain, infact I even have some hrebs that cant help with the pain. All those ladies who you speak of who have decided to stay off of men and relationships are only prolonging the inevitable.. You women have also traumatised us guys.. But the dofference is that instead of a guy to sit and fold his arms crying and sulking.. we have embraced the power of "SEXUAL HEALING"...
Also, whats your problems with lesbians https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15102.gif?! God loves them and we guys love them as long as they recognize that we guys are also lesbians (as we love only women) and allow us join in the fun.. remember the bible saying in IIICorinthians 13 "THE MORE WE ARE, THE HAPPIER WE SHALL BE".. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1583.gif

Women!! wetin we guys do una?! Why have you women decided to make our lives hell?! If your friends and sisters take advantage of us, you say 'we slept with them as if we are not the victims'!! Why do you ration sex?! Its not as if the kongo will spoil if you fhuck us! And why are you always in a hurry to commit?! Havent you heard the love song by Onyeka Onwenu and Sunny Ade 'If you love me, you go wait for me".. If you love me, you would wait till I'm ready to commit instead of forcing me to do things against my will.. We deserve happiness as well.. Our hearts are also turning to stone and our diiicks are getting limp!! Abeg.. Abeg.. If you want peace, remember the following rules;

1. Anytime you catch us in bed with your sister, friend or cousin, remember that its not our fault.. They took advantage of our vulnerability.. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1576.gif... You know women are stronger than men emotionally..

2. Stop nagging and whinning.. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1547.gif It gives us a headache and taking paracetamol everyday isnt good for our health or are you trying to kill us?!

3. Stop hoarding/rationing sex!! https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15202.gif We men are at a disadvantage here as our diiicks will not work forever, so we have to use it while we can.. You on the other hand have been gifted by God.. yours is a hole, you dont need it to get hard, it wont stop working after 65years.. All you have to do is lie there, read a book and we will take care of things ourselves..

4. Give us blow-jobs please.. https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t15188.gif We like it!! Infact, if you dont, best believe that if your sister offers, we cant/wont say no.. because we are vulnerable..

6. Stop asking for money money money.. Minimum wage is only 18,000 Naira...

7. feed us after sex..

In summary.. if you want to keep a man, Love him https://serve.mysmiley.net/adult/lovers.gifhttps://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1527.gif, fhuck him https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1520.gifhttps://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/sex/t1557.gif, suck him https://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/free-sexy-smileys-938.gif, feed him https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink022.gif, Tidy his house... https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores004.gif https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores010.gif https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-chores007.gif and leave him the fhuck alone https://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/rest/t4103.gif .. Thats a happy relationship..


Is that too much to ask for?!!!

[color=#000030] Ok. . . It's official. Okija needs HELP! [/color]

[color=#000030]Smh. . . [/color]

khukhi: And what do you think about a Tongue piercing?

[color=#000030]"Worst of the worster of the worstest. . ." Yuck Yucker Yuckest. . ." [/color]

slimyem: **three,some*
hehehe..

MsDarkSkin: LMAO!
I am definitely not that much of a fan BUT...there are some "bad chicks"
with 'sleeves'. It's the inside that counts right?

[color=#000030] Yeah, right. . . But the outside attracts first. . . [/color]

[color=#000030] ***Looks Around*** Am i in an examination hall? [/color]

ijebabe: *Kicks Killz in the a$$*

[color=#000030] Spanks her as$! [/color]

khukhi: I guess I can tolerate what ever a guy has when I'm in love. Its called unconditional love. When you really do love someone and esp. If you met them that way you deal with it.

[color=#000030]Yeah true, but if i meet her tattooed up like Lil Wayne, i won't even say "hi"! [/color]

Onegai: It's not vex making me say that, it's the truth. I know a guy who went back to his ex 4 years later and they married. It takes a lot of patience and understanding to try and make it with an ex, which is why people go to new relationships (we're the EASY AS INDOMIE generation). Your ex is hurting in this situation and will lash out irrationally or wanna do stupid things to try hurt you and you have to keep going "I know why you're doing this, I'm sorry, I don't deserve you, let's work things out, nothing you do now will drive me away from you" patiently until she starts to trust you again. That takes maturity and a willingness to commit totally.
Does the OP sound like the most mature nig.ga you've met? Be honest.

[color=#000030] Lemme tell you one thing you don't know about maturity.

Maturity is when you realize and acknowledge your fcck ups, Disregard any atom of shame whatsoever, come to a forum like Nairaland where insults can make you go crazy, and still have the guts to post a story such as this, and acknowledge every insult thrown at you, saying "yes, you don't deserve her but you don't wanna give up." Maturity is knowing that it's easier to start another relationship but yet, you try to go back to a girl whom you've wronged and try to make her understand, even saying that "if she proves difficult, she definitely deserves it.. I'll be patient with her.."

If that is not maturity, then i don't know what else is, or what maturity really means anymore. . . [/color]

Onegai: [size=13pt]OP, you're not going to get her back.[/size] And it will be your fault. I'm speaking from experience.

Immaturity has led you not to value her for 2 years and now you're scared of losing her, which is why you're doing this, and so quickly, instead of taking your time to understand why you were chasing other girls when you had a Queen. You'll end up still messing up. But the reason you're not getting her back is that you'll take the good advise given here and when she starts insisting on leaving still or is taking her time to make up her mind, you'll give up. My friend did this to his ex (a thoroughly nice girl) and even after I wasted my time advising him, he still gave up because in his words "I'm too numb to do anything". Or some daft excuse. It's the reason we're no longer friends he doesn't know that yet sha). A mature person will go after what they want and be patient, after all Yam doesn't grow in a month; and you don't sound too mature, so let her go be a blessing to a deserving man.

[color=#000030]Yes, because the girl in question is you, or someone very close to you or you read the future to know that. . . [/color]

bin gbagbo: i am not loving this at all, anytime i visit her , her dad would hug and kiss her cheeks. when i complain,she says her dad only does that to prove he loves her.
is this right?
i suspect she is going out with her dad, what do u think?

[color=#000030] You are a dumb perv[i]e[/i]rted dimwitted motherfccker. . . Anyway, stupidity is not a crime. But you are sure pushing the acceptable limits. . . Bald idi[i]o[/i]t! [/color]

ijebabe: ^^ That's the stereotype most people have about people with tatts and I'm not saying its totally unfounded but there are decent, mature people who have tatts and you wouldn't know it till they undressed in front of you.

[color=#000030] It depends sha. i may meet her and like her person without knowing she has a hidden tattoo. . . Emphasis on Hidden. . . [/color]

majour: Killz Killz, u sound em em em wats the word again yes yes JEALOUS/INSECURE y r u obesessed with my view on TASHA as bin d most beautiful despict r shave. Do u hav smetin ur hidden 2 mayb a feeling or crush of sme sort for her? *jst tinkn aloud*

[color=#000030] I knew you smoked something. . . [/color]