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Mhizkel:
Lady, Be careful what you wish for.

Meaning?
A womanising man is a full LovePeddler in the bedroom.. They know the right places to touch and I love being touched..
Who cares whose bed he crawls out from??

Loving money more than me only means he's gonna be super duper rich and That's a nice thing abi?

I also smoke substances.. It all works out very well.

These are the things I love in my men.

See the smallie prick sef

Wetin you dey wait for since na? You are an Aunty Gwezz already.

Just manage anyhow man at least you fit born one or two. You no try o

Lagusta:
am I useless

What have I done?? Omg!!
Never Sweetie, never!!

You mean average? Succeeded my Ass.

arusmuyahooco:
She was a gready lady or what she call her self girl she will get old and later become born thro way when tear will find way out of her eye just for a moment regret.

Who grows old nowadays??
With concealers, butt pads, human hair, good creams, plastic surgery etc etc... We have beat nature o..

My Mum still looks good at her age and she is still been courted.
Forget those olden days garbage.

Azsalami:
#MODS please and Please move this to FP
Share it to the world

Why must it be moved to FP Uncle "poor" water seller??


Your post no make sense biko. When I dey suffer, who write epistle for me?

R2bees:
jeez!! Sorry o

Dalu so

osedvgirl:
are you the same on your profile pics?

One is obviously photoshopped. That's my Mum.

kingsley3218:
Another useless fellow!

Very useless fellow.

2 tousand?? Chai..

I dey craze?

sickstars:
Same with me

Awwww...
So sorry.

This Guy can't dress to save his life. Wtf!!

Okoro feeling funky

My Former BF puts cotton wool in his pants to make his blokos appear bigger...

It goes two ways!!

I wear full make up to bed and I can never leave my house without it. My hubby has never seen my face bare..

The hustle is real!

If only I had said no when, when, (I have forgotten his name was taking away my virginity) maybe, just maybe I would have been a Rev sister..

Well, things turned out good @ the long run...

They actually look good and that's if the pix aren't photoshopped.

Where's the Epic response?? The olisho maga just re-confirmed that Nigerian men are indeed useless.


NB; I Love them because of their uselessness

This one too wan break person virginity??
Yinmu* she don lose am to another person.

Who virginity help?
Nonsense o

Strahovski:
You have already resolved and I pray it works for you.

For your information I'm a director of a company in Indonesia and there in Nigeria too even in India. So whatever I'm saying to you is for your own good. You may see me as some wretch. Well, I'm not.

Like I said earlier, hope it works for you since you have resolved to live without any dignity.

Live without dignity?? Do you know how many slaves that are working for me?? Do you know how many people that lick my ass daily?? How could that be undinifying

The problem with you is that you tae things so serious and that's a problem.
Money no dey talk uncle... When I dress and come out, the whole world freezes and that's dignifying enough for me and BTW, who dignity don help?

I know say you suffer work for your money, working with Indians and Pakistani has a way o screwing with one's mind... No be your kind of big man I dey follow jawe

Lucky Bride!!
Nothing beats being married to a dead Guy.

sameer1212:
How you no go love her since she is supporting your lord

Wetin concern kilode100 with Biafra?? Kemi is free spirited and not like most pretentious Nigerian Women.

midehi2:
oh sorry dude, how is your diick feeling now? next time dont visit olosho agn

Kikikikikik

I Love Miss Olulonye and I don't even know why.

RickRichards:
You know nothing.

Whatever gives you hard-on Nna.

Yomieluv:
she doesn't even wash sef. The laundry machine does the washing.aspa cooking,she does that,cos am not a great cook.

I prefer hand wash because of the lace trimmings and all..
Guy, code yourself biko!

While you are poking and making a fool of yourself, I'm busy assessing your shoes, belt , watch and the quality of wears and if it's at par, I might actually go along with the flow.. But, the mentioned are not at par, I will give this look that will make you regret the day you were born.

Imagine his no 4 line?? Learner Oshi

tunez360:
lol calm down oo

I refuse to calm down o.. Do you know there are impressionable young girls following these daughters of Eve?..
This is not right!!

Hoppyg:
So painful...She's dead...R.I.P Bella

Just lookatew??
You didn't eventually sell her to Bassey?..

Take heart!!

hertz9te:
show appreciation?.for what..what exactly did she do that deserves to be appreciated?

You no go yansh am?? Abi na osho free be your middle name?