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TMANO:
Exactly how Jesus our lord will come and you willl say you were not ready?

make hu na shattap
you and the pastor can never be Jesus Christ to ask me how prepared am I.

nor be money ritual be this?

bandits and sheik gumi na family matters.
we strangers nor need put mouth

okay congrats on your new age

KillIgbohoN0W:
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At least na girl dump me. Na man dump you.

man better, as na girl dump u so... your a certified simp.
your father for pray for your miscarriage.

KillIgbohoN0W:
What does she want??

at least na davido use and dump am.

that girl when dump you, we sabi him papa name?

na today

perezeghi:
Is prayer a sermon that you'll be pre-informed about.........or you want to give a prayer of what you've scrammed in your head.
I'll advice you get prepared to be called at any point in time. And you should consider such of high esteem to be called to give a closing prayer in an entire congregation of elders and other pastors in your church if that's the first time something of such nature is happening to a bench warmer.

my friend sharap your mouth.

people like us our heart clean pass you

rest on

Mariangeles:
When next you’re called to pray unexpectedly and you don’t know what to pray, just say Dear God, thank you. or you just thank God for everything you’re grateful for you can remember at that moment. Prayer should not be complicated, just sincere and heartfelt.

betterstyle

Godons1:
The first time I was asked to pray in public, I automatically became a chronic STAMARER. I stammer from the beging to the end of the prayer. To call Jesus name sef cone hard me. I really disgraced myself that day.

After that incident, I stopped going to Church for over a year cause of shame. Me wey dress very well that day to impress one Girl wey u dey eye that time. I even made sure I sat close to her

na so it dey be sometimes

some pastor's dey intentionally do am, to for fool the person.

Richy4:

He should inform u first to pray? Haba Mallam!!! ..
When u decide in the morning to go to church, What was going through your mind about the activities that happens in there?... Besides, Prayers is not only meant for the preachers alone buddy...

On the day Christ breathe his last on the cross, The veil was torn... Which signifies that everyone has access to the father.. it was no longer the duty of the priest alone to pray...So if u were asked to pray, u are part of the body of Christ and u have access to the throne as well...

You shouldn't even worry about fanciful words that people use while praying.. it's about communication to God, and he alone understands what was in your heart...

Informing you first will make the prayer Rehearsed and diluted like a poem in my opinion.. pleasing to the ears but might not cross The rooftop of your church.

bros it be like you be pastor, nor be so them dey do matter!.
if you dey do like that you better stop am.

during jesus teaching people in The wilderness, how many person he point make them pray for the gathering?.


informing me first for make better sense, even jesus christ informed us say he dey come soon... we should be prepared.


if he tell usher to come tell me say na me go take closing prayer during offering time, it bad?


how him go just call my name like that, unexpectedly.

talk better thing jhor

Richy4:

I was totally looking for the offence my brother, I couldn't see it...

What if he was led by the spirit to tell u to pray that you might be the one that could save the situation at that moment... I heard The Spirit controls the physical.. Abi u never hear am

hahahaha, so the spirit when lead am nor tell am say na how to discharge go tie my last sk when I leave for table dey my mind.

no offence for him telling me to pray, but he should have informed me.

GonzalezAguero:
Talk to him about it in a polite manner..

yes I will, nor be quarrel matter.

Whyzaid:
You should have told him that you are not in the spirit.

very good, next time

LilMissFavvy:
Funny. What's the big deal in being called out to pray? Prayer which is something you do always? Don't meet your pastor to complain, just let it go oga.

always you say.

but do you know they is difference between praying for yourself at home and praying for the full congregations in the church?

when I prayed to God, I used pidgin English, talk to him like he's my guy... which I know he understands.

but today I used the pidgin english, na laugh I got from the congregations... before I switched to english.. I had to use it....I don't like that.

I was not prepared, at that time thinking on how to drive home.. if I was going to branch a friend place or go home to eat first..or Branch a restaurant on my way driving.

so many thoughts.


and I was just called unexpectedly.

you don't see anything wrong in that?

ok

Foodqueen:
And u are calling the mods, to come and do what exactly

We Don hear your gist, what else

gerat my friend.

people sharing their experiences are not humans?

9182736455O1999:
very true

but are you familiar with the pastor or the both of you hardly interact with each other.

am just a floor member who goes there sometimes.

9182736455O1999:
Iol i've experienced such sha. But mine was to sing praise.

na so all the songs i know fly commot from my head . I no know how that moment carry pass sef.
i was just praying in my mind that the ground should open nd swallow me.

that kind thing is not good.

If you want somebody to do something in the congregations, it's right you inform them down..so that they be prepared for it.

he doesn't know my state of mind at that time, forget if my body is in church.
my man dey think many things.

devilmaycry:
U should be grateful to grace such among the congregation...
..

no I don't like it.
you can't just take me unaware like that.


if he wanted me to pray the closing prayer, he should have sent the usher with a piece of note to come inform me.

that would have been better.

not calling me unexpectedly.

I didn't know it was hard to pray, untill I was given microphone today unexpectedly.

I wouldn't say I disgraced myself, but bro you supposed know how that kind thing dey be.

Elders are there, deacons and deaconess are there ever ready to be called at any giving opportunity, na me when sit down my own jejely for congregation dey look time...na pastor see call.

The full church was just observing as the usher was bringing the mic to where I stood.

I fumbled, even my voice for the speaker echo, the way my voice sounded in the speaker, some people Burst laugh.

Where I want start from,

My buddie that came with me to the church.(guy man just smiling sheepishly)

I just had to coordinate myself a little, I kept it short and simple.

Well, na small thing dey disgrace person.

A young man like myself go come dey fool myself say I nor sabi pray.. thank jah for how it played out.
It wasn't really that bad... he's not supposed to Take me unaware.

Because it was just as if the pastor get me for mind before.

Ever since have been attending that church it's elders, deacons, evangelist he normally calls to give closing prayer... and I know he normally informs them down.

As for my pastor am thinking about having a chat with him, I really didn't like it.

He can't just take me unaware like that.
if he wanted me to pray the closing prayer, he should. Have sent the usher with a piece of note to come inform me.
That would have been better, not calling me unexpectedly.

This guy is depressed

DroppingLiquid:
You should have played along na. Just complete the simp mode and then never reply her again.


Would have been interesting to see more of her entitlement mentality

Yes it would have.
But I just couldn't keep on going.

DONFRANSKID:
We are proud of you bravo
Don't go back to being a simp

Simping is never an option Don

PUSSYHOE:


Being a simp should be capital offence.

For real bro,

I couldn't even last 2mins playing a simp, talkless been one.

I nor know when redpill mode activate.

tyup:
You're my real Gee guyy

Hahaha bros

So I thought it's long I be seen as a mumu man for this girls.

I had free time today, logged on my Facebook..

And this girl message came in..
I check her pic she cute.

I say make i turn simp, observe how it dey be for the other side, base on it don tey.


Can you imagine, this smallie question is can I take care of her


Hahahaha.


Na once redpill mode activate

kids with phone this days.
this one fit be like 7 to 13years range

them dey dull, see free meat on sight.

lalasticlala is disappointed.