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Love is an illusion.

A figments of one imaginations.

It's can't be real, since you can't touch it... but claim to feel it.

Just like GOD, DOUBT,FEAR, PAIN.

You think they care about you

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oh lord!! Thank you for prayers answered

God please, don't let my male offsprings to be a simp like this op.

Streetdreamx:
i be mumu ooo

I concur

Shokoloko:
If you decide to become the bank cleaner (until you get something better), once you get there see how you can start to wash cars for the older men and women with cars (they pay better) find out how you can make yourself useful to them.
When I was still in the bank there was a woman (cleaner) I loved so much that I engaged her to cook for me during the weekend and apart from what I paid her, she went home with a pot of soup.
When I left the country I asked her to start cooking for my parents. She was so good that the manager gifted her N50k one day. One of the cleaner guys was the one that used to drive me to my village every month to visit orphanages.
So if you decide to be a cleaner, shine your eyes.
Bankers love to wear clothes, introduce several tailors to the bank staff and get a commission on any thing they sew. Don't be too greedy: N200 - N300 per garment is okay
Do you have younger sisters? Can they make hair for the bank ladies? Can they go to market for them? Can they make small chops that the bankers can eat in their cubicle?

You looking for a slave

Fûck you.

You a slave


I treat you like a slave, so you know how this your comments feels.

Once again, fûck you

Ayon kwadem road

Betterstyle

Mine.

2016

Too much of masturbatión don fûck u up

Life na step by step.


If you loose guard say you won jump some step, when you fall na your matter be that.

Come area make you see 14 year old girl with 7months pregnancy

Iyaebe:
Pay for sex master,are you exhausted? olodo.Come and continue your gibberish but I know you can't survive here for long because you are not intelligent. Even though I don't like redpillers but most of them here are actually intelligent and court type can't withstand them in anything.

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e pain am.

Iyaebe:
Na only this kind topic you dy show yourself junkieeeeeeeee

Your smelling toto when worm dey come out from na go kill u before December 24 if you dare it in your life quote me again.


Smelling thing

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Mumu, you won just present yourself for billing

Carry am back to hospital.

Workch:
Ok guys, I have a new single-mother neighbor, she parked in 2months ago. To be sincere, this woman is like 5years older than I am or so but damn, she’s sexy and huge ass.
And me now, I like ass like die. I’m tripping for her but you know, the neighbor thing, that kind of thing really doesn’t end Well. I have a girlfriend, she comes visiting like every week so I thought it wouldn’t make any sense having sex with this neighbor but seriously I have the urge.
I share prepaid meter with her, so last month I went to her to get money for our bill. The way she was looking at me it’s like she also likes me but I didn’t want to jump into conclusion, maybe that’s just her person. Last week she came back from a trip so she missed the LAWMA waste disposal schedule, she called an Aboki to come pick up her waste and didn’t have change to give to her. She knocked on my door and asked if I had change, I gave her money to pay the aboki and she was looking at me again with some sort of romantic eyes, I was opportune to see her ass clearly that day, damn, the lady get mad ass but I was still kinda acting like nothing dey.
This morning, I was preparing for work when she came with her massive ass again to ask where she could refill her gas cylinder. I tried directing her to the place but she didn’t get the direction so I offered to drive her to the place and back before going for work, normally I’m not a nice person but mehn I Dey lust over this lady . So in the car we started having some discussions, I told her that I don’t cook because I don’t really have time for that, she offered to be cooking for me. Well, I thought she was joking, but she kept pushing that there’s really nothing wrong in doing that for me. I allowed that discussion slide. So I dropped and then drove to work.

This evening I got back from work, immediately I entered my apartment, I heard a knock on my door, it was her. She prepared food for me in a flask. Ha , she was wearing one mad dressing showing her ass even more. Now I’m like what kinda temptation is this. I turned the food inside a plate, washed her flask and then returned it to her, she asked for my number.

What could she be up to?
Though me I like her but seriously I am holding myself because of my girlfriend aswear and the neighbor thing.
Do you think she wants a Bleep or is it still too early to judge that?
Or maybe she just want to find a reliable neighbor friend, you know?

If you won tap current, tap...nor dey waste time.


Those unnecessary cooking format, nor let am happen.

Maintain frame

Maintain your space.


That nor mean say you nor fit tap current.


U enter keke follow her go fill gas, you don dey fall your hand bros.

Maintain frame.


Once she senses your weakness TOWARDS her, you don loose guard

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This is one of the funniest post from a simp have ever read

slimjohn2k5:
Bro, u are not alone. I beg my wife all the time for sex.

Sometimes she said I always ask at the wrong always, she is tired, etc

I have accepted my faith but what I do to get her now is doing somethings she is supposed to do like washing the toilet, I take professional exams, show her result I passed, when she is happy I asked for sex as the reward.

I buy very cheap things that make her happy and ask for sex as reward. I said cheap things like bolé and groundnut, corn, watermelon etc

Just find a spicing point, I feel they need a little tickle

hahahaha

iLegendd:
Okay, Sir.
Send your house address, Sir.
I, your boy, is on his way to come teach you work.

i use to flex like you mahn, back in the day..lived on pucsies and the rest.
make i give you one advice bro, Save for raining days

Oyin2212:
This guy
Bro just leave the thread na
Stop looking for cheap validation. Be a man of your words (lolz, I doubt you can)

k

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Disclaimer!

Have made it known I refused to be mentioned here

on a normal day I would have ignored, but seeing you all mistake me for a user with name Reminderz.

is really getting on my nerves.

leave your sentiment and emotions outside, and do your dilgent checks, please.

we are all mature enough






#streetdrills

iLegendd:
Good. SA and Ghana will be checked. I appreciate.

Come teach me work

donforeign:
U be ode ..
Not fit argue with who no get work ..bye

Your p man na I dey curse

donforeign:
Who bring lary Gaga?
Dammy krane ?
Most of y'all reason like fools .
A good singer no mean say e go fit get good label to manage artist.. who many people dbann sign? Even Eminem n co, how many artist Dem sign? For the fact you a good singer no mean say you go sabi manage other people. Dont compare davido cos he entered the game with a silver spoon. So make una no dey reason like fools

Quiet your mouth, larry Gaga was not famed by 2face

Who be dammy Krane? Who tell you say na 2face bring am

donforeign:
help as how money or sign artist?
Una dey mumu o

Read the op post again.

Who 2face don bring to limelight since decades he has been in the game?

Who him don show how to catch fish

DonBenny77:
Your father na mumu
Timaya help patoranking
Davido help zlatan
Who tuface help?
Olodo!

Nobody

I concur!

But wizkid dey learn for where 2baba dey....most selfish artist in africa.








Only them won blow and remain at the top forever.
Same can be said for those twin boys, wetin be their name again.....psqauare