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Politics / Re: Photos As Fayose Returns From China Today Afternoon by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:36pm On Apr 24, 2016
shamecurls:
grin grin grin grin


He should get back to work and complete all outstanding projects like

1, Buy more of Amala and goat meat at local canteens
2. Patronize more of road side roasted corn
3. Share more rice and NGN200 for Ekiti people
4. Buy Ponmo for his wife from the market
5. Continue wailing about a Bubu that does not give a flying "F" about your existence e.t.c
at least he his spending some government money to the common man on the street how many governors are free to do that ....
All dose stuffs he bought are not on credit he paid n am quit sure he didn't collect balance from them ...eeeehcheesy
Bros how many Governors you done see for your life facetoface

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Romance / Re: The Reason This Girl Wont Upload Her Boyfriend's Photo by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:29pm On Apr 24, 2016
90% of people reading this thread are males Hmmmmm Smh
If u no believe stroll down n see
Romance / Re: The Reason This Girl Wont Upload Her Boyfriend's Photo by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:27pm On Apr 24, 2016
HateU2:
It's Saturday afternoon!!! Oya, shoki grin.

I personally hate it. Why should I upload a guy's pix simply because we are dating when we know the relationship is 50/50. What if we break up, I will start to upload another guy's pix and my friends will secretly start calling me oloshoo cheesy. #justKidding#.

It's boring here this afternoon nairalanders.
Naughtynaughty, my bestie toh bad with natural endowments cheesy. Oya show face biko.
Wildflame, kingerex1, smellymouth, stfuareugod, halfcanadian, ollistic, unapapadeycraze, lamidee, Airsultan, beansandbread(awon goons mi toh crazy). Oya show face here biko cheesy grin
you again

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Health / Re: Drug Or Injections: Which Do You Prefer? by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:44pm On Apr 24, 2016
Yuneehk:
I never fail to embarass myself in the hospital when taking injections grin . So I manage drugs if given a choice. As for the bitter taste, I used to put it inside eba cheesy
lols grin
Yuneehk:
I never fail to embarass myself in the hospital when taking injections grin . So I manage drugs if given a choice. As for the bitter taste, I used to put it inside eba cheesy
lols omo to sharp
Same method same style
Winks

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Romance / Re: Things Ladies Should Stop Doing If They Don't Have Plans For A Guy by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:36pm On Apr 24, 2016
sinaj:
S
SAW
Romance / Re: Things Ladies Should Stop Doing If They Don't Have Plans For A Guy by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:34pm On Apr 24, 2016
Leriebloom:

True talk
lie Talk
Romance / Re: Things Ladies Should Stop Doing If They Don't Have Plans For A Guy by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:31pm On Apr 24, 2016
Omobola121:
Noted.
as if she will stop eh

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Romance / Re: Things Ladies Should Stop Doing If They Don't Have Plans For A Guy by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:30pm On Apr 24, 2016
emusmith:
The truth is painful but must be spoken nonetheless. I've heard some complaints from some friends plus some of my past experiences. Ladies, if you don't have plans for a guy stop the following:

1. Stop calling him "sweet names" like dearie, sweetheart, honey, love etc.

We know you're a "lovie duvie" but biko, control it enh...don't give him false hope. Let friends be friends NOT lovers. Unless you want to switch over, then you open up.


2. Stop visiting him on skimpy clothes and buttoned shirts, especially when you're 'courageous'.

You visit a guy whose ear NL has filled with topics like 'How ladies behave when they want to get laid". If you don't have plans for him, quit sending those signals. Remember: To every sequence, there is a consequence.


3. Stop getting jealous when you see him with other girls

You don't want to marry him, yet you get jealous when he's making headway, relationship-wise. You're not his mother, biko. Friends sef have limits.

4. Stop discussing your past relationships with him- it's not his business.

This thing you are saying is communicating something different to his mind. You want to talk with someone, you have besties right? False hope everywhere! cheesy Now, what do you want him to do? Leave his girl and come solve your relationship problems?


5. Stop visiting him at odd or questionable hours

This is one major way smart and decent girls nicely wipe the thought away from the mind of numerous suitors. If you don't want intimacy, don't visit him at all sef. Not like all guys are like that, but MOST girls are like that. A girl visits you and choose to be a good boy, then she hates you. The next point expatiate more...


6. Don't suggest sleeping in his house or vice versa because something might happen.

This offers a protective measure. Don't get me wrong: if there's an understanding, it's okay. More often than not, in a corrupt world of ours, no one can be trusted in a cold bed. You can trust him but can you trust his "down there". If you don't want "harassment", avoid stuff like this.

7. Don't "miss" him.

Ever woke up in the morning and you see a text message in your phone by "just a friend' saying 'I miss you'. That stirs up questions as much as it does hormones. It's risky.

JUST ADDED:

8. Stop 'breasting' him

You don't have plans for him and you'll be staining his white clean shirt with your b**bs. C'mon! That's unfair! Some will just come with their coconut and rest on your body as if your skin cells are dead and gone. Let's change in 2016.

Abeg enh, let's know the ladies that are still single and available. Don't colour-blind us. If you are in love, show it and don't act funny when we reciprocate. Relationship leads to marriage when both parties are honest to themselves. Its childish and evil to start acting innocent after you have caused him to sin at heart. I honestly believe, a few guys won't easily swallow this bitter pill as they'll seek ways to avenge.

You can share your experiences too.

Goodnight.
Herbie27 come hereeeeeeeeeee
Romance / Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:25pm On Apr 24, 2016
kkh2:


just reading ur post alone is refreshing n entertaining enof to make my day exciting gurl! dont knw whr u got so much vibes!!!
HateU2
I need your help on this abeg
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage, Dija & Agbani Darego: Who Rocked The Braid Best?(photos) by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:45am On Apr 24, 2016
herbie27:
I will give it to my sister Agbani Darego followed by Tiwa savage and for Dija the braids are too big for her grin
na so thank you jawe
Romance / Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:44am On Apr 24, 2016
HateU2:
cheesy Kini mo se now
oti se mewa
Romance / Re: How Do You Turn A Lady Down Without Hurting Her by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 4:51am On Apr 23, 2016
HateU2:
Sit her down and act like a man my bro. Be gentle with ur words and let her understand dat u don 'fvck' around or else u would have 'fvcked' her.
You dis Girl again
Eeeeeeeh
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage, Dija & Agbani Darego: Who Rocked The Braid Best?(photos) by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:54pm On Apr 22, 2016
Herbie27 ur opinion is needed here ocheesy

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Romance / Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:59pm On Apr 22, 2016
herbie27:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy that mattress na Nigerian men go buy am pass grin
introduce it to your hub now cheesy
Romance / Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 11:05am On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
dabber ni undecided
cool
HateU2:
dabber ni undecided
Romance / Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:10am On Apr 21, 2016
mogboyelade:
Must it be on the bed, it could be done somewhere else cheesy
really
Romance / Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 7:08am On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
kilode undecided
cheesy oya dab
Politics / Re: Orubebe's Lawyer Lambasts CCT Chairman For Giving Preference To Saraki's Case by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:48pm On Apr 20, 2016
Ok let the shows begin
Romance / Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:46pm On Apr 20, 2016
HateU2
Romance / Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:44pm On Apr 20, 2016
nze4al:
In order to put an end to disloyalty and infidelity between couples, Spanish matress company called Durmet has come up with this awesome smart mattress that knows when someone else is in your bed. More crucially it can detect sex, that isn’t you, and alert you to the apparent adultery.

The smart mattress, dubbed Smartress, works by using 24 ultrasonic sensors, in conjunction with an algorithm, can detect the frequency and intensity of bouncing on its surface. It can then use its battery powered brain to send a message to the owner.

It’s smart enough to recognise the difference between someone sitting on the bed, say, and the real deal going down. So you shouldn’t get alerts every time the kids jump on the bed or when someone’s sitting in the bedroom.

According to the manufacturer, the mattress was created to deal with the apparently huge “Global Infidelity Crisis” problem of adultery in the Spain and world wild. The company slogan goes: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.” Check out the video review below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWP4n4BfAYo

Source: http://www.techmzy.com.ng/2016/04/15/this-smart-mattress-will-detect-and-tell-you-when-someone-else-is-having-sex-in-your-bed/

herbie
Herbie27
Come see ooo
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:41pm On Apr 20, 2016
herbie27:
God forbid bad thing grin on sitting inside that room in the movie i got scared cheesy
hmmmmmm na lie joor
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:39pm On Apr 20, 2016
HateU2:
Erm. You've been calling me bro undecided
welcome sis
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 10:10pm On Apr 19, 2016
herbie27:
That's where he derives satisfaction cheesy cheesy imagine that guy grin

If woman mistakenly marry am, one day na 4 hand you go carry ur pant take run out of the mansion for am cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
hmmmmmm Herbie something tells me you love dat Greys style cheesy
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:45pm On Apr 19, 2016
herbie27:
The man must be the likes of Christian grey
true tho but Grey own bad ooooo with dose flogging way dose girls ass go turn red cheesy

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Romance / Re: Guys, 8 Habits In A Lady That Shows She Will Be Sleeping Around In Marriage by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:15pm On Apr 19, 2016
[quote author=realmindz post=44854455][/quote]lols cheesy
Romance / Re: Guys, 8 Habits In A Lady That Shows She Will Be Sleeping Around In Marriage by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:13pm On Apr 19, 2016
Cc: HateU2
Romance / Re: Guys, 8 Habits In A Lady That Shows She Will Be Sleeping Around In Marriage by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:09pm On Apr 19, 2016
bumi10:
That woman is an adulterous woman and she is a confirm liar. In fact a first class liar


How can his husband use those balms on her and the husband's pe.nis wasn't affected. Can his husband's pe.nis even stand the hotness of aboniki let alone to use other balms and powder join am.

The woman doesn't even know how to lie and she thinks the judge hasn't seen though her lies?


Husband no get money that why she is running. rubbish The man don train am for school finish and him no come finish his own school ans she wan leave him.

onye ara like u
hmmmmmm
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:04pm On Apr 19, 2016
bumi10:
That woman is an adulterous woman and she is a confirm liar. In fact a first class liar


How can his husband use those balms on her and the husband's pe.nis wasn't affected. Can his husband's pe.nis even stand the hotness of aboniki let alone to use other balms and powder join am.

The woman doesn't even know how to lie and she thinks the judge hasn't seen though her lies?


Husband no get money that why she is running. rubbish The man don train am for school finish and him no come finish his own school ans she wan leave him.

onye ara like u
hmmmmmm
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:03pm On Apr 19, 2016
HateU2


Show now
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:01pm On Apr 19, 2016
Ariel20:
Wickedness in high places.
really
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:01pm On Apr 19, 2016
herbie27:
Ki cheesy cheesy cheesy the man is evil.
He must be Christian grey
#50shadesofgrey cheesy
that film tho cheesy
Family / Re: "My Husband Uses ‘Aboniki’ Balm As Lubricant" – Woman Files For Divorce by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 8:00pm On Apr 19, 2016
bumi10:
lie
hmmmmmm Talking from experience I guess


Aunt Bumi10 I dey suspect u oo

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