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Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by RasheedUmar: 7:38am On Apr 21, 2016

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Nobody: 7:55am On Apr 21, 2016

KingAdeOluomo1:
oya dab

dabber ni

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by calculator123(m): 8:38am On Apr 21, 2016

LexMacquin:

This one go sabi calculate wella! #Badguy

lolz iam a good boy o.

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Reeberry: 9:23am On Apr 21, 2016

jachi001:
i trust myself.

What's your trust percent?

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by hob(m): 10:04am On Apr 21, 2016

i laugh in swahili

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Nobody: 10:34am On Apr 21, 2016

drightguy:
what if a child decide to bounce on top without one knowing, wont that send a wrong message?

Guy jumping would mean standing so I think the sensors can recognize that.

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 11:05am On Apr 21, 2016

HateU2:
dabber ni

HateU2:
dabber ni

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 21, 2016

and u think that will stop infidelity where there are thousands of hotels out there

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Nobody: 11:44pm On Apr 21, 2016

KingAdeOluomo1:
herbie
Herbie27
Come see ooo

that mattress na Nigerian men go buy am pass grin

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by ganicuss1(m): 8:44am On Apr 22, 2016

Pfft!! Who's qonna need that?? Is it only on matress u av sex? Your husband can probably ask his girlfriend to touch her toes[color=#006600][/color] grin

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 5:59pm On Apr 22, 2016

herbie27:
that mattress na Nigerian men go buy am pass

introduce it to your hub now cheesy

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Nobody: 9:55am On Apr 23, 2016

KingAdeOluomo1:
introduce it to your hub now

Imagine that

I don't double date, who will his trap catch?.

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by dare2differ: 2:36pm On Apr 24, 2016

sukkot:
I NEED ME ONE OF THESE. MAYBE IT CAN DETECT ME HAVING SEX IN MY BED

Come here joor wink

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by sukkot: 6:36pm On Apr 27, 2016

dare2differ:

Come here joor

just got released from my ban. give a black man power and he cant handle his ego * sigh *

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by dare2differ: 8:13am On Apr 28, 2016

Lol. I need your help o. We need you to support our contestant for Miss Nairaland 2016. Her moniker is Lanicky. What say you? Please?

sukkot:
just got released from my ban. give a black man power and he cant handle his ego * sigh *

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Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by 4tune490(m): 9:43am On Apr 28, 2016

Have you thought of doggy style? Holding d bed for the bad nigga grin

. Bro you go wait sms tire.

cozy7:
Thank God Mary isn't on NL so I'll buy this bed n put in my room. Once I get any SMS, I'll rush home with cutlass, without even knowing who tested....

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by sukkot: 10:19am On Apr 28, 2016

dare2differ:
Lol. I need your help o. We need you to support our contestant for Miss Nairaland 2016. Her moniker is Lanicky. What say you? Please?

ohh shyttttt its all about Lanicky. lanicky must win this thang. we need change change change and only Lanicky can deliver change. grin

of course. let me go see her profile wink

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by dare2differ: 10:38am On Apr 28, 2016

Thank you very much kiss

I will call on you when it is time.

sukkot:
ohh shyttttt its all about Lanicky. lanicky must win this thang. we need change change change and only Lanicky can deliver change.

of course. let me go see her profile

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Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by tck2000(m): 10:02am On Oct 13, 2019

lol

Re: Smartress, Mattress Detects & Tells When Someone Else Is Having Sex In Your Bed by Skmoda360(m): 10:13am On Oct 13, 2019

xynerise:
They never knew sex in the kitchen exist?

It's the sweetest....

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